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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 09 Feb 04 - 08:52 AM
s6k 09 Feb 04 - 04:25 AM
CarolC 09 Feb 04 - 01:00 AM
CarolC 08 Feb 04 - 11:50 PM
Amos 08 Feb 04 - 10:55 PM
CarolC 08 Feb 04 - 08:31 PM
Little Hawk 08 Feb 04 - 08:24 PM
CarolC 08 Feb 04 - 08:16 PM
Amos 08 Feb 04 - 07:48 PM
CarolC 08 Feb 04 - 05:02 PM
Amos 08 Feb 04 - 01:45 PM
CarolC 08 Feb 04 - 01:40 PM
Amos 08 Feb 04 - 01:33 PM
s6k 08 Feb 04 - 01:20 PM
Rustic Rebel 08 Feb 04 - 01:17 PM
CarolC 08 Feb 04 - 12:06 PM
Amos 08 Feb 04 - 10:52 AM
GUEST,Shlio 08 Feb 04 - 10:36 AM
Rapparee 08 Feb 04 - 10:21 AM
Amos 08 Feb 04 - 09:39 AM
s6k 07 Feb 04 - 07:51 PM
CarolC 07 Feb 04 - 06:32 PM
Rapparee 07 Feb 04 - 10:34 AM
Leadfingers 07 Feb 04 - 10:22 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 08:52 AM

Oh, stop this right now!

There are far far more important things than BS!

In April and May, there may well be TWO comets visible to the naked (or nekkid) eye! And you know what THAT means!

Right.

It could well be the End Of The World when C/2002 T7 (LINEAR) and C/2002 Q4 (NEAT) appear in the skies.

If you doubt me, go here, here, and for a Canadian view, here.

Load the lifeboats! This could be worse than last August when the Martians attacked!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: s6k
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 04:25 AM

Meh


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 01:00 AM

( ...BTW, you did a beautiful job of setting me up for my 'smart feller'/'fart smeller' punchline. Thanks for that ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 11:50 PM

;-)

Amos, have you forgotten which thread this is?

(In case you did forget... it's the Mother of all BS threads. It's a thread for BS. You should assume that anything I post here may be, and probably is, humor.)

Anyway, and I'm not joking on this part... if I'm going to strive for anything, spiritually speaking, I think I would prefer to strive for inner luminescence and not polish. But that's just me. If polishing works for you, go for it.

;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 10:55 PM

Carol:

I would never suggest that anyone needed SP; inherently one cannot be lacking it, basically. But I did suggest burnishing up your faith in human nature in response to your suspicions about random individuals turning out to be fart smellers on a perverted quest for the perfect methane sulfide. So far, and no further.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 08:31 PM

I'm not dyslexic, but I do have early stage cataracts and pretty bad astigmatism. So I have some difficulty making out some letters in combination. Does that count?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 08:24 PM

Ah-hah! I thought I detected someone taking the Great Man's name in vain (not to mention my own)...

Well, Amos, you are quite correct in describing my cunning plot to establish Mudcat iconhood for myself and Mr Shatner. You see, when I first looked in here I noticed that there was this weird character called Catspaw49 who had turned himself into an icon through various similar strategies...such as behaving like a thoughtless yahoo (at times) and polluting the Cat with inane stories about farts and hillbillies named Paw & Cletus. Dreadful stuff!

I figured, "Hell, if he can do it why can't I? What would be the most annoying thing I could come up with...yet the most hard to eradicate?" Shatner!!! The moment I thought of him in his harvest gold lycra (ripped) T-shirt I knew it had to be! The rest is history. :-)

Then Shane stepped in to give Paw & Cletus a run for their money in the stupidity department. Decent, eh?

Spaw responded by attacking Shatner with utter contempt, and finally by ignoring him totally...but this was actually an admission of defeat! Yes, Shatner routed the mighty Catspaw and his stable of fictional idiots, because Shatner is REAL! And Canadian!

Ahem *   Moving on to other things, are you people all dyslexic or something? Despite the fact that Shlio has always spelled her name on this forum as "Shlio"...note: Shhhhleee----O...you keep writing it as "Shilo". C'mon! Just because a famous Civil War battle happened in Shilo, not Shlio, is no excuse! Get with it. Read the letters and pronounce with care.

Along the same line, when Japanese commit suicide the term is not "harry carry"! There is a Japanese expression from which that Americanism arose...and it is "hara kiri". Okay? Hah rah kee ree.

Furthermore, Iraq is not pronounced "Eye Rack". It is pronounced Eeee Raaahk. Got it? Somebody tell the State Department, please.

- LH


Heh! I love excuses to get pedantic.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 08:16 PM

Are you suggesting that my spirit needs to be polished, Amos, or that I should be polishing other people's spirits?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 07:48 PM

Spiritual polish only effects the surface, Amos.

I think you have it confused with lemon oil, CC!! :>) I suggest that anything that actually works a polish on the spirit is going to go pretty darn deep.

And I get to call, because I invented the expression!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 05:02 PM

Spiritual polish only effects the surface, Amos. What LH does goes a lot deeper than that. And it doesn't involve smelling anything ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 01:45 PM

Not at all -- sorry for the typo -- just apply spiritual polish and rub vigorously. Little Hawk is currently offering a fine Canadian brand of S.P. quite cheaply. It can also be found from various purveyors in the US, some of whom tend to adulterate the product for increased profit.

However, it doesn't harm anything -- it all works the same.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 01:40 PM

why not burnish u0p your faith in human nature

"burnish u0p"?

I don't have to smell anything to do that, do I?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 01:33 PM

Carol:

Your statistics indicate it is not very likely; why not burnish u0p your faith in human nature?? :>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: s6k
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 01:20 PM

death to the anti shatner


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 01:17 PM

Ahhh, the aroma of others could send you on an emotional skyward journey through the troposphere,the stratosphere, the thermosphere, on into the exosphere, through 100,000 light years of the Milky way and beyond,
or...
spiralling down through the continental crust, the upper mantle, through the transition zone, to the lower mantle,on to the inner depths of the outer core, reaching the inner core, with one brief whiff.
Human scent is delightful, but smelling farts? That's something we should talk to Spaw about!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 12:06 PM

...or he could be one of Canada's many great jokes on the US, Amos.

Carol; as for going around smelling others' farts, how many people including yourself do you know who would do or have done this?

None that have admitted to it, Amos. But you never know about people. That smart feller who works in the cubicle near yours could, in reality, be a fart smeller.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 10:52 AM

Shilo:

Shatner is a foil, originally chosen by Little Hawk as the means for ascending to Great Status here on the Cat. By creating an Icon of discussion, a token of all Mudcat polemic, merely through the exercise of vast quantites of posts on the subject and the use of a lot of superlatives, Little Hawk infested Mudcat's vocabulary with his Shatner nomenclature, thus placing himself in a position as Senior Editor of the Mudcat, in some minds, anyway. Thus those who were around then can't see or say "Shatner" without thinking "Liddle Harg" so obviously it was a successful mind-control experiment.

We are working very hard on forgiving Little Hawk for this random, self-serving act of pollution, because we love him so, but it is NOT an easy transition to make.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 10:36 AM

"Smelling other people's farts"?! Now why would I want to sink as low as that? Smelling is nothing compared to reading your wonderfully foul excretions.

Having now googled Shatner (not a job for the faint-hearted) I still don't see why he receives adulation from otherwise apparently sane people. One of life's great mysteries, I presume...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 10:21 AM

Seems to me that that wouldn't be eggsacktly the whey to go about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 09:39 AM

Sometimes the whey that is seen is not the whey, Carol; as for going around smelling others' farts, how many people including yourself do you know who would do or have done this? I am constantly having my horizons expanded here on the Mudcat!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: s6k
Date: 07 Feb 04 - 07:51 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 07 Feb 04 - 06:32 PM

I can't have the egg, whey, or buttermilk either. But I'm happy to have your share of accordion, Bee-dubya-ell.

Shilo, I've posted to this thread numerous times, and I haven't even read the whole thing. And I can't shake the feeling that purposely setting out to read the whole thing is somehow a lot like purposely going around smelling other people's farts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Feb 04 - 10:34 AM

Tell us about the times you shared the stage with Shatner, LF.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Leadfingers
Date: 07 Feb 04 - 10:22 AM

I have been doing my best to ignore this thread but now feel inspired to add something to it. The trouble is I cant think of any thing to say.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 07 Feb 04 - 06:00 AM

I thought I would have to put an end to this Shatner idolization thing going on so I asked him to come to my house for an interview and he graciously accepted.
He asked me what would be our main subject of the interview and I told him it would be Shatnerized potty strips and he said and I quote, "That's a subject I can get wrapped up in. I will be there with rings on my fingers and bells on my toes and a bone in my nose-ho-ho."
If anyone wants to join, Bill will be here on Feb.19th 2004 10:00 Central. Pm for directions. After the interview refreshments of Kool-aid and Bee-Dubya-ell's pancakes, will be served.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 04 - 04:20 PM

Yes, I did. But I felt it sacreligious to remove it from the toilet, so I had the whole thing bronzed. Even the water in the bowl. It's really quite unique.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Feb 04 - 12:48 PM

I hope you had the good sense to keep it and have it bronzed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 04 - 11:00 AM

I stayed in a motel and there was a piece of paper across the toilet that said it had been Shatnerized.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: s6k
Date: 06 Feb 04 - 10:39 AM

DEATH TO THE ANTI SHATNER


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Feb 04 - 09:14 AM

Have we achieved Shatnerization yet?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 04 - 09:07 AM

Bee-dubya, at least they don't have saltpeter in 'em!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Feb 04 - 12:12 AM

Yer right, RR, those cakes do have some funky shit in 'em. My wife brung 'em home from her brother-in-law's house (he ain't my damn brother-in-law). Anyways, the package is unopened and purty damned likely to stay that way. But it looks sorta cute sittin' in the referigertator reefrigertooter ice box.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 11:34 PM

Hi Shilo,
Welcome to Moab. I am truely impressed with you! You have managed to do what few will admit to. Read 2090 posts of almost pure bullshit. I agree that you should be dubbed BS Archivist Extraordinaire or something like it.


How to make egg tempra...
Break an egg.
Let the slimy white run through your hands and save the yolk.
Use your T-shirt or whatever you have handy to dry the yolk off as best you can.
Pierce the yolk and sqeeze everything you can from the thin outer membrane.
Mix with water and dry pigment.
Paint a pretty picture on a funky looking piece of wood.


Bee-Dubya, Those cakes have some funky shit in them are they really a food stuff or something to polish my car tires with?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 09:45 PM

Attention, Shlio! You have now reached the Event Horizon of BS. You will soon find yourself being sucked deeper and deeper into the Heart of BS. Don't fight it. There is no escape. The MOAB will suck all the BS out of you. You will have no interest in posting to other threads because the call of the MOAB will become the only thing you hear.

*************************************************

Here are the ingredients in Country Fixin's Buttermilk Pancake Mix:

Enriched wheat flour (Niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), yellow corn flour, rye flour, dextrose, leavening (sodium bicarbonate, monocalcium phosphate, sodium aluminum phosphate, sodium acid pyrophosphate, egg, partially hydrogenated vegetable shortening (cottonseed and/or soybean oil), salt, whey, buttermilk, sugar, lecithin.

CarolC cannot eat them 'cause she has corn allergy.

I have accordion allergy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 02:57 PM

Well, actually, I pasted that right in from a abstract of an article on linguistics. The BS is all academic.

Besides, that's not long. It only seems long.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 12:35 PM

You've never seen Shatner!~!!!!! Oh, the humanity! Shlio, my dear, William Shatner played the legendary "Captain Kirk" in the original Star Trek series in the late 60's. He then played Kirk in a series of feature films that followed, and became a regular visitor at Star Trek conventions of crazed "Trekkie" fans, from the 70's to the present day. He also did a stint in a dreadfully mediocre cop show called "T.J.Hooker". It's embarrassing. He has also recorded some of the most...um...unique renditions of classic songs ever heard such as: "Mr Tambourine Man" and "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds". You HAVE to hear these cuts! Look him up on Google or go to WilliamShatner.com and get the full story. He's also Canadian! ("O, Canada....") He is Canada's secret weapon with which we intend to conquer the World. There is nothing anyone can say about William Shatner which will fully prepare you for the awe and wonder of the real thing.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 11:20 AM

Please refer to Rapaire's post on the 1st of Feb at 4:46 pm for a long, nonsensical post of utter BS.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 09:25 AM

WHAT long posts? And you can understand Amos? Why, his erudition is polysyllabic!

Not knowing what you were, I carefully used the androgynous "s/he" quasi-pronoun.

Welcome, but you might be in a sorry state of sanity if you stick around MOAB long enough. No, wait, she's read the whole thing. The WHOLE THING! May I suggest, respectfully and respectively, that she be awarded an FQ? Or that perhaps The King can make a special award of merit? Perhaps she could be named BS Archivist Extraordinaire?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 08:49 AM

Well, I am was rather tired at the time. But I stand my my statement that the double-talk of Amos is far easier to understand than the long posts by Rapaire, RR's poetry or that strange dialect adopted by Tweed.

(Oh, Rapaire? It's "she")


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 07:29 PM

Is s/he talking about the Amos we all know and don't hate? Lucid?

I haven't heard talk like that since the evening of August 9, 1967, when Steve dropped a thousand mikes of good acid and stayed away for a week.

Wow!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 06:23 PM

I have been called many names in this thread, but Shiloh is the only one who got it right!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 04:35 PM

Geez, RR, I'm awed by your overloaded working (and I would give you a post of silence, but as this is my first post to the thread I feel I should say something)






And...I would like to announce...That I have now read the ENTIRE MOAB thread....in one month.

AND I AM IMPRESSED

In fact, after the first ten posts I knew that MOAB would be a worthy cause to dedicate my evenings to. And I was right. Thanks!
Should I confess, I have never seen anything with Shatner in it?
Or that I think Amos is the most lucid, intelligible and understandable of the lot of you?

Roll on M3K!

If you'll excuse me, I have to go sleep now. And then get a job to pay off this darned internet bill...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 07:08 AM

I've been working on overload tonight.

I will recover


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 07:06 AM

Blowing smoke into the smoky room, fills the sky and drifts away like a random thought.
The Goddess within can hear it all. She stoops and listens carefully.
She didn't want to miss anything. She thought she heard a giggle but missed the punchline.
I will help you if you let me.
You will help yourself if you let you.
She was in the gray zone, she could walk through the mirror if she wanted.
The smoke filled the room and she lit another cigarette.
She's stronger than she knows, she is. She just has to look into the other side of the mirror. Walk right in there, she thought. Take a look inside the inside.
The goddess was revealed just thinking about it.
The thought drifted with the smoke and twirled around the giggle. Than she remembered, she did get the punchline.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 06:11 AM

Livin' the Life of a Party Woman

1. At the risk of saying things I don't mean, at the risk of losing you. I blame my success on the booze that I drink and the party woman that I am.

2. I can get away with a lot of shit, when I party until the dawn. I can keep up with the rest of you clowns when I'm high off the ground.

3. I dance, I drink, I sing to the flowers. I piss in the field like a man. I can stumble and slur and fall down if I want. I can get out of control.

4. Pass me that bottle of whiskey my friend and give me a shot of tequilla. I want to get high to forget about life, if only for awhile.

5. The life of the party is my aim tonight. I am only as big as I seem. I can drink like the boys out on the town and come back to my head in the morning.

6. Let's laugh and dance through the night like there is no tommorrow and see what it feels like to sing. Pass me another glass of gin and tonic I'm puttin' on my party grin.

7. I am the drunkin' woman you see. I am the party queen that's right. I don't give a damn what will come of me as long as I'm free tonight.

8. So come on over to have a few, slide right up next to me. We can laugh and sing and fall over drunk, it really doesn't matter you see.

9. The party woman is out on the town, I'm heading for the nearest bar. So let me do my thing tonight and I won't drive my car.

Chorus;
Living the life of a party woman.
Blind to what ever I do. I can't think of problems that haunt me now, cuz' I'm workin' at just gettin' through.
So don't get in my way, 'cuz I'm on a mission, I want to feel numb in my head.
And when I am done and my head is spinning, I just want to fall in my bed.
So leave me alone, let me party all night... let me party till the break of dawn.
and if I can't make it to my house, I'll just sleep it off on the lawn.
I'm livin' the life of a party woman


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 05:49 AM

Fly
                  
I flew out of here just as fast as my feet would take me.
                                                               
    I knew I had someplace to go. Confused about all the spaces that were
                           
    inside my head. Repeating voices, telling me what I know.
                                                                                                                     Fly
            
I heard a rumor that I couldn't believe, unless I heard it straight from your
    mouth. Cut the bull, go for the gusto, reach for the bell, go to hell, time
    will tell- Rain fell. I buy- you sell.

                                                Fly

He gave me an answer that I didn't want to hear, all it is, is, afraid of fear.
    Lonely can be alone as well. Fall down, get up, feed the cat, go to bed,
    watch tv, radio won't tune into my favorite radio station, it leaves a film in
    my mouth.

                                                Fly

Said he didn't know how to tell me that he chooses his direction with the
    direction the wind blows. And the wind was blowing real strong that day.
    Lifting him up from the ground- moving him around. New direction that he
    found.

                                                Fly

So I can respect that the wind blows, his feet goes, movin' down the
    hyway of life. Leaving behind a wind-whipped, half-flipped lonely alone
    me, again. So I trip to the voices inside my head and...

                                              Fly


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 03:37 AM

Smoke billows from my cigarette. I scratch my head just thinking about it.
    I rub my nose in hopes of prose, while the dog knaws on a T-bone.
    Perfection, reflection, rejection , billows and pillows, you silly nilly.

      Chorus: I can't stop now, I'm on a roll to no-where      
               I can't stop now I'm on a roll to no-where....

Blades of grass up your ass-ume not,
    For you could be fooled by things that you could possibly understand
    You silly nilly
    You crazy goose, must be,
    just as loose as your sister,
    You must have missed her when she set out on that hyway for freedom.

Chorus:

Shouldn't slow down now,
    Must make the journey last until the lines run out.
    Talking all night till the rooster crows
    Crazy rooster crows all night anyway.
    It's between the soil and the sun, which way to run.
    It beckons me toward the south
    with a western movement
    of the eastern belief, toward the northern exposure.

Chorus:

Must be some kind of dream catcher
    Full of rye bread that bakes up brown
    With bits of rust and diamonds of lust.
    That's a pretty tough crust.
    See the waves of wind rushing up your legs,
    All around your stomach, between your eye lashes
    Then flashes....
    Color exuberant, color abundant, color emollient, color translucent.

Chorus: fade...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 12:36 PM

Oh, come now. I'm certain that if you explained the situation to them no objections would be offered.

Try it and let me know how it turns out, if you can.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 12:27 PM

I suppose Rap's talking about dual use of the decoder ring - my using it to decode while the young lady is still using it for labial adornment. I guess I neglected to mention that the ring was forcefully removed from my finger by Torpid Trixie while her boyfriend, Braindead Fred, offered to rearrange my face if I complained about it. So all I've gotta do to use the decoder ring is get Trixie off the back of Braindead's Harley, force her into a compromising position and turn the bezels on the decoder ring while Freddie looks on in mild amusement. Yeah, right! You come try it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 09:22 AM

"Holy canapes, Batman! Will you look at the size of her boyfriend!"

"Stick your axle up your hub and rotate on it for a while."

Why, Bee-Dubya? Did you think I'd written something filthy and shameful? I'm shocked! Yes! Shocked and disgusted that you'd think that I'd deviate so far from decency as to say something like pormquit or vgaraptry or even discuss mebnrtypot in public! That I'd tell someone to "go rewcb themselves until they turn blue and fall over" or to "blkced their pofrestart 'til it turns grey and falls off"! Shocked and, yes, a little bit awed at such presumption!

You know, you can still use the decorder ring....


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