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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Bee-dubya-ell 27 Jun 05 - 04:35 PM
Rapparee 27 Jun 05 - 04:58 PM
Rapparee 27 Jun 05 - 05:12 PM
rumanci 27 Jun 05 - 05:20 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Jun 05 - 06:21 PM
Rapparee 27 Jun 05 - 07:11 PM
Rapparee 27 Jun 05 - 10:21 PM
Acme 27 Jun 05 - 11:26 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Jun 05 - 11:37 PM
Acme 27 Jun 05 - 11:40 PM
GUEST,MMario 28 Jun 05 - 08:44 AM
Rapparee 28 Jun 05 - 09:02 AM
GUEST,MMario 28 Jun 05 - 09:23 AM
Acme 28 Jun 05 - 10:53 AM
GUEST,MMario 28 Jun 05 - 10:56 AM
GUEST,MMario 28 Jun 05 - 11:01 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Jun 05 - 11:31 AM
Acme 28 Jun 05 - 05:25 PM
rumanci 28 Jun 05 - 05:28 PM
Rapparee 28 Jun 05 - 06:43 PM
Rustic Rebel 28 Jun 05 - 10:36 PM
Acme 29 Jun 05 - 10:43 AM
GUEST,MMario 29 Jun 05 - 10:55 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 29 Jun 05 - 11:05 AM
Acme 29 Jun 05 - 12:36 PM
Rapparee 29 Jun 05 - 01:01 PM
Rapparee 29 Jun 05 - 09:31 PM
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Rapparee 29 Jun 05 - 09:55 PM
Acme 30 Jun 05 - 12:24 AM
Rustic Rebel 30 Jun 05 - 02:33 AM
rumanci 30 Jun 05 - 07:29 AM
Rapparee 30 Jun 05 - 08:37 AM
Acme 30 Jun 05 - 08:42 AM
GUEST,Amos 30 Jun 05 - 01:15 PM
GUEST 30 Jun 05 - 01:22 PM
GUEST,Rapaire 30 Jun 05 - 01:44 PM
GUEST,MMario 30 Jun 05 - 02:15 PM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 30 Jun 05 - 04:27 PM
GUEST,Amos 30 Jun 05 - 04:31 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Jun 05 - 04:35 PM

At no time did Amos mention Chicago. He said "Illinois". Illinois is a pretty big state. He could be going to East St. Louis for all we know. Or maybe Kankakee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 05 - 04:58 PM

Or Clinton. There's one of them big ol' nookler things in Clinton. Or Marion. There's a super-maximum security prison in Marion. Or Hull. Or Mendon. Or Big Neck. Or Fishhook. Or Lima. Or Meredosia. Or Jacksonville -- there's a state hospital in Jacksonville. Or Shawneetown. Or Gardner, like in the Schooner Fare song. Or Niles. Or Fermilab. Or Argonne National Lab. Or Starved Rock State Park. Or Peru, where he could visit Art Thieme. Or East Chicago. Or Galena. Or Alton. Or Seehorn. Or Marblehead. Or Pontosac. Or Dallas City. Or Meyer. Or Athens. Or San Jose. Or Browning. Or Beardstown. Or Grant Park. Or Cairo. Or Metropolis. Or Canton. Or Peoria. Or Champaign. Or Urbana. Or Danville. Or...hello. Is it time for my meds? Thank you. You look lovely in white. Thank you. Yes, I'll go now. Thank you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 05 - 05:12 PM

Or Ozone Park. Or Fowler. Or Paloma. Or Gibson City. Or Farmer City. Or Harvard. Or De Kalb. Or Macomb. Or Nauvoo. Or Hamilton. Or Aviston. Or Liberty. Or Columbus. Or Burton. Or Payson. Or Plainville. Or Pittsfield. Or


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 27 Jun 05 - 05:20 PM

blimey !
and he ain't even started on the stretches of water yet

let alone the shredding !


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Jun 05 - 06:21 PM

But it's pretty unlikely Amos is going to Moab, Illinois. In fact, it's almost infinitely unlikely, what with there being no such place.

Now, there is an extremely slim chance that this seminar Amos is attending is of such a secretive nature that it can't be held at any pre-existing location, which would necessitate the hasty construction of a brand new town in the middle of a corn field. It's possible that this town might be christened "Moab", but it's much more likely that the seminar is being hosted by an alien race of hyper-intelligent slime-mold and that it is being held somewhere in the Large Magellanic cluster.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 05 - 07:11 PM

Yeah, that's just a bit outside of Freeport. Or Cherry Valley. Or Rockford. Or Decatur. Or Litchfield. Or Hillsboro. Or Kampsville. Or Petersburg. Or New Salem. Or







they're coming back for me now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 05 - 10:21 PM

Mode, Illinois, is about 20 miles from Effingham. "Mode" is pretty close to "Moab." There is also Moro, Illinois. And Mattoon. And Sheldon's Grove. And...they're coming back for me. Bye now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Jun 05 - 11:26 PM

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
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Lyrics :

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..


They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Jun 05 - 11:37 PM

There's also not an Amos, Illinois. Nor is there a Bruce, Maggie, Bunn, Suzie, or Leo. But there is a Michael, Illinois. It's about a hundred miles northwest of St. Louis, MO.

Oddly, I'll be in the St. Louis area later this summer, but I don't think a side trip to Michael is on my itinerary.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Jun 05 - 11:40 PM

There's also "no noise in Illinois" as an old Chicago friend of mine used to say.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 08:44 AM

is it morning yet? these time-trips are horrendous - and the weather in England was terrible, hot, sunny!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 09:02 AM

Gee, Leo, I was invited to join the SCA this past weekend. The SCAers and I discussed it. We even decided on an identity for me. It would be fun to be

































a leper! Yes! I could go to the market and get little bits of meat and let them get a bit whiff and sort of drop them behind me. Dress in a white birka-like thing, ring a bell and say "Unclean!" and eat out of a wooden bowl and drink from a wooden cup. And people would leave you alone! No work to do! No fighting, no hassles! Yup, I think I wanna be a leper in the SCA. Just sit around and rot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 09:23 AM

yes - my "cousin" Katya from russia was with me - Burped at the Dowager countess of Stirling and then claimed I had told her it was how to say "hello" in Scots.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 10:53 AM

Is this burping some secret code for figuring out where Amos is?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 10:56 AM

Where's Amos? Isn't that a famous children's book?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 11:01 AM

just blethering away here...it's funny what goes over well in performances sometimes. 'Back in the clydesdale" went over very well this weekend, I expected it to. but the other two "biggies" we performed this weekend were "what do you do with a drunken duckie" - which started with a single verse and just kept growing...and a stupid little song we made up about a dead frog. *THAT* song even ended up being sung in a round!

and it's an earworm.

Little dead frog, lyin' in the gutter


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 11:31 AM

It's far easier to figure out what to do with a drunken duckie than what to do with a drunken Clydesdale. And it's far less dangerous to those involved, particularly the next morning when the inevitable case of morning-after diarrhea sets in.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 05:25 PM

So when someone yells Duck! they might really mean HORSE!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 05:28 PM

Pull the eider one SRS
oops
I shire wish I could teal that one back again


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 06:43 PM

As she lay dying, my mother motioned me to her side and said, "My firstborn! My pride and joy! I want you to promise three things!"

"What's that, Mom?" I asked through my tears.

"First, stay way from wild women. Second, stay way from strong liquor. And (cough, cough) never, ever, live in Idaho. Promise me!" and she seized my hands very hard.

I gulped down my tears and said, "I promise, Mom."

She relaxed her grip and sank with a contented sigh into the pillows, then drifted into a calm sleep.

For many years I thought that keeping one out of three wasn't too bad.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 10:36 PM

My caption to picture 1...
:::Amos at a technical seminar in Illinois:::
blue clickie to know what it is that I speak of.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 10:43 AM

Maybe he's dyslexic, and someone wrote asking him if he wanted to go hang out in some bars?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 10:55 AM

RR - I thought the caption on that was "High Priest collecting the weekly offerings"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 11:05 AM

Picture #3 and Gluon are second cousins, twice removed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 12:36 PM

They are of the same stripe, so to speak.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 01:01 PM

Hello. I'm currently not able to take your call, but if you'll leave your name; social security number; the name, account number, expiration date, and confirmation number of at least one major credit card, I'll return your call as soon as possible. If I don't return your call, you'll sleep well knowing that you've made me very happy. Leave the requested information at the tone. Thank you for calling.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 09:31 PM

Amos did not
go to Illinois, and here's proof.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 09:45 PM

My! I've never met Amos in the flesh, but I've met other 'Catters who have and none of them mentioned that he was a horse! Pretty important thing to overlook, dontcha think?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 09:55 PM

Exactly my point! It was only a suspicion, but that is actual photographic proof: Amos, our Amos, is a werehorse. He probably lives down in the werehorse district. I hate to be a neigh-sayer, but what the hay! The truth is out, and I see no reason that we should discriminate based upon Amos's werehood. Let us all cinch up our belts and let him know that, no matter what troubles this might stirrup, he'll always hoof us as his mane backers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 12:24 AM

Looks like horse shit piles about as deep as bullshit when it comes to cramming too many puns into a paragraph. :)

Il est le cheval d'une couleur différente!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 02:33 AM

I am going to take us all into the seminar of calm...
please unwrap anything that resembles a tight fit and join me...
We are now taking a journey into a frequented stomping ground of the infamous 'Amos, gettin' it till you forget it'swamp.
please remove clothing and pick a random swamp spot.
Lay back nekkid and start to be invigorated by the swamp bugs. Take in the leeches and feel their multitudide thirst upon your skin.
You are now getting calmer...
Lie still.
Soon you will be one with the night frogs.
You will accept them as a part of your calm and you will revel in the touch of their soft skinny toes and the warmth of their reddish slurp of reddish tounge.
Feel the feeling of frogs feeding and frolicing upon a frenzied body of calm.
You can be calm. it is all right before a you to do.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 07:29 AM

we might have to shoo Amos off again if he bridles too much at the tack we're taking. Forge on Rap - we'll nail him yet
rum


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 08:37 AM

But on those days when Amos is mare himself, he's a pretty good hand. If there were only some way he colt get over this foal problem! But wither or not it's possible, it's dun and I won't put him down because of it. I daresay he's gelding back to his old self even as I write this.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 08:42 AM

Sorry, but I ain't lying in no swamp with no leeches. Leave 'em to Humphrey Bogart. Frogs or toads (North American variety, not those monster cane toads they have down in Oz) are one thing. Leeches are another. You (or Amos) can come relax in my creek if you want. There are a few ducks back there, some turtles and varieties of fish, quite a few other birds, and some snakes. Mostly duck weed this time of year. But no leeches.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 01:15 PM

Bold Rapaire, Good SRS, Dear Mario, Sweet Rumanci and Bright Rustic, you are all more than anyone could ask for as friends and thread-mates.

As for the brilliant BWL, his intuition bedazzles even the mystics. The truth is I was only a few miles from Kankakee, in the sleepy little farm-field town of Manteno. And in the edges of Menote is a 60 acre plot of grassy land which back int he 1930's was developed by the State into a huge, self sufficient mental institution, with lovely brick buildings and carefully tended rows of oak trees basking int he sleepy midwestern sunlight, far from the noiseo f the madding crowd, with everything modern psychiatric thinking (1930's sty;e) could offer the overburdened soul. A loony-bin with a campus bigger than Yale's, it had everything it needed to be self sufficient, a whole two story building in red brick just for the laundry driven by its own boiler room housed in a separate red brick building, another two-story red brick building for nothing but electro-convulsive therapy, and dozens more sprinkled about with little roads and sidewalks and shade trees carefully planned into place. I tell you it was the funny farm to end all funny farms, a Hoosier Cuckoo's Nest of the first order.

With the advent of placebos and strange-sounding psychoactive drugs, all this industrial plant for the management of social misfits became obsolete. Now, we just give them pills and Fox News and they act normal. It could be someone has moved the target, given the political atmosphere, but in any case the State closed the place down ten years back.

Some brilliant entrepreneur bought the whole campus for a dollar plus back taxes and is gradually renovating all these buildings and leasing them to companies as office space.

One of these is the home of Planet Undergound, where I conducted strange technical experiments all week, having to do NOT with brassieres but with the detection of electro-magnetic fields and the extrapolation of those detections into multi-dimensional perceptions of their sources. Similar to the Temple's research projects, but different, too.

Not wanting to attract any attention, I flew back to San Diego on coach, where I selected a seat on the aisle; the center seat was occupied by a woman who was large, large, and who naturally overflowed into half of my space. To avoid inappropriate cuddling, I tried to overflow into the aisle, where I was repeatedly and unmercifully rammed by high-speed passing flight attendants and clipped by passengers en-route to the loo. As the sun set in the West toward which we sped, I prayed for a full moon to work its magic on my form; if only I could become a horse, that would get me some space!! I could neigh and rampage and no-one would dare clip me or offer me stale graham crackers!

But alas, the moon did not rise that night, and I suffered in relative silence all the way to California, where I climbed into my own bed still possessed of my usual bipedal form, and slept the sleep of the throughly fed-up until morning.

Thank you all for taking care of Our Sainted Mother all these days, you did I wonderful job!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 01:22 PM

Newborn dolphins and killer whales do not sleep for a whole month after birth, new research has revealed, and neither do their mothers, who stay awake to keep a close eye on their offspring.

The feat of wakefulness is remarkable given that rats die if forcibly denied sleep. And in humans, as any new parent will tell you, sleep deprivation is an exquisite form of torture.

The surprising sleeping patterns of captive killer whales - Orcinus orca - and bottlenose dolphins - Tursiops truncates - in the early months of life were observed by a team led by Jerome Siegel of the University of California at Los Angeles, US.

Unlike all animals previously studied, which maximise rest and sleep after birth to optimise healthy growth and development, the cetaceans actively avoided shut-eye. "The idea that sleep is essential for development of the brain and body is certainly challenged," says Siegel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 01:44 PM

No, no, Amos is NOT a wereporpoise or a wereporpoise or even a wereorca. He's a werehorse (equus wereii).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 02:15 PM

I dunno - I've long been suspicious of Amos' sympathies for the Dutch/Manatee plan to take over the world. Are you sure he isn't some rare breed of were-cetecean? Possibly a man-Lake dolphin hybrid - created when some dolphin fur trapper became too enamored of his prey?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 04:27 PM

But of course I was spot on in saying that Amos' seminar would be held in or near Kankakee. It's a requirement. If the seminar had been held in Indiana it would have been in Kokomo. If it were held in Idaho it would have been in Kooskia. The aliens have a great fondness for towns with multiple "k"s in their names, and they always try to hold their mind-melds in them. It reminds them of their home planet of Karkakokia.   

Did you happen to see a Labrador retriever or something that bears a striking resemblance to either Heather Locklear or an overgrown stinkhorn fungus while you were there, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 04:31 PM

That would be Wered indeed, MM! I usually am more inclined to look for silver bullets than to fear them. You can stake your life on it.

I have never proposed a weir, nor intended a net, and any cetacean lifetime I have led has left me a thoroughly thwarted porpoise. I have never been an evil porpoise, though.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 04:34 PM

Had a whale of a time, though, didn't you? I'm sure that it wasn't a fluke either, or you'd be back here blubbering about who bad it was.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 09:13 PM

Well I learned more about distorted electromagnetic fields and underground pipes, tunnels and cables than I had imagined I didn't know, but there you are. Yes, although it was 90+ in the cornfields, the company bought me a coupe of good steak dinners and the people, while cautious of adventuresome ideas such as ours here, were good and intelligent and communicative as long as you stayed in their sandbox. Fishing trips, sports, the merits of restaurants and barbecue methods, weather, and factors of business were all important.

Good thing I didn't bring my Temple of the Divine Curve PowerPoint slides with me... they woulda burst a vein just trying to assimilate the theory, never mind the practical material!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Jul 05 - 01:59 AM

Amos--try this for your next road trip:

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one
entitled, "Survivor - Texas Style". The contestants will all start in
Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down
to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland,
Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm Gay" "I Love the Dixie Chicks" "Boycott Beef" "I Voted for John Kerry"
"George Strait Sucks" "Hillary in 2008" and "I'm here to confiscate your gun."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Jul 05 - 08:52 AM

An entire coupe filled with steak! WOW!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 01 Jul 05 - 09:16 AM

FISHING trips???? And you say you were in ILLINOIS???? Ha! Now the truth comes out! No self-respecting inhabitant of the Sucker State, male or female, would talk about going on a fishing trip! Deer huntin', duck huntin', juggin', trotlines, seinin', cottonseed cake bait, swappin' stink bait recipes, the bad points of various boats and pickups and combines, but not a fishing trip. Nobody in Illinois goes "fishing." They might go "fishin'", but never ever do they talk about prissy, pantywaist, San Diego-ish, "fishing."

And nobody in Illinois would have anything to do with warped electromagnetic anything! Them folks are all straight, God-fearing, Americans!

Now that I've exploded your story, tell us where you really were. Advising Bush? Bilking widows and orphans? A picnic? A week-long drunk? The Betty Ford Clinic? Helping medicate Tom Cruise? Hiding Cheney's body? Las Vegas? The poorhouse?

'Fess up, man! We won't think the worse of you, if that's possible.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Jul 05 - 09:43 AM

Wal, the one who kept talking about fisihn' trips wasn't talkin' Illinois fishin'. He was talkin' Alaska fishin' up where the big bears are always innerested in yore ketch. That's mah story, an' Ah'm stickin' tp it.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 01 Jul 05 - 11:16 AM

The Bears are innerested in yer ketch in Illinois, too, specially iffen yer over the limit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Jul 05 - 02:04 AM

Mom, we got locked out all afternoon and evening! I'm sorry you're looking so low! And here we were having a good time celebrating Amos' return. He's telling fish stories. You know about those.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 02 Jul 05 - 03:04 AM

Twisted

Stop-
Twisted in a straight and on the narrow

It really dosen't matter though,......... it's still twisted////////////
and the horn plays on, a melodey similar to Saint James Infirmiry and I am lying naked feeling the cold slab upon my colder torso and   humm..bad moon a risin'..........0


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 02 Jul 05 - 03:18 AM

Now that was bullshit....the notes were supposedly supposed to be played in a higher key but in my reaLITY THEY WERE RIGHT IN SYNCH WITH THE FROGS. CAPS   HELP CANNOT UNLOCK CAPITOL LETTERS,,,,,,,,MALFUNCTION............ NEEDLESSSSSSSSS <,,>%&&&&# 3@0)0000-*75655233@@@@@@@@@@#$555555555555222%55323{po088880--SUYYyYSSYYLyur sSSURUWFDFNKAYF9TFJAJGJH*&^*8689666666664999999999999996


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