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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rustic Rebel 02 Jul 05 - 03:22 AM
Rustic Rebel 02 Jul 05 - 03:41 AM
Rapparee 02 Jul 05 - 09:17 AM
Acme 02 Jul 05 - 10:46 AM
Amos 02 Jul 05 - 11:07 AM
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Amos 03 Jul 05 - 01:02 AM
Acme 03 Jul 05 - 01:05 AM
Amos 03 Jul 05 - 09:33 AM
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Acme 03 Jul 05 - 04:48 PM
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JennyO 04 Jul 05 - 12:41 AM
Rustic Rebel 04 Jul 05 - 02:16 AM
John Hardly 04 Jul 05 - 02:58 PM
Acme 04 Jul 05 - 11:13 PM
Rapparee 05 Jul 05 - 09:14 AM
Rapparee 05 Jul 05 - 11:29 AM
GUEST,MMario 05 Jul 05 - 11:42 AM
Rapparee 05 Jul 05 - 11:49 AM
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Rapparee 06 Jul 05 - 09:04 AM
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rumanci 06 Jul 05 - 11:17 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 02 Jul 05 - 03:22 AM

bUNNINHABINN AND mARIO- yOU aRE    bEAUTIFUL tOO.


cAN NOT UNLOCK CAPS.............iN 'CUM'PUTER TORMOIL.........


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 02 Jul 05 - 03:41 AM

kNOW hOW tO sPell cOMPUTER bUT tring to act the fOOOL ii sUppose. Remindes me of A dream I had the Other day/I had dream that I was suspended from a pair of susspenders..i yelled for help but the farmer who's suspenders I was suspended on told me to hush......cuz. no one was going to bring me okra and cornbread till i could recite the canadian national anthem...........That's when i knew I was fucked, but i sang a made up song and it went like this..........Oh c-eh-n-eh-d-eh Happy



FORGET THAT i WAS HERE EH......DAMN i MAY HAVE TO SHUT DOWN ANYWAY
i MIGHT BE rEADY TO bREAKAWAY FROM THIS COMPUTER THAT SEEMS TO BE AS FUCKED UP AS i AM..................


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jul 05 - 09:17 AM

AMOS! AMOS! Lissen up, boy! I gotta go over to Yankee Fork country, so take care of Mom, yahear? You other guys too. Cuz iffen you don't, when I get back I'm agonna whup you one. Got that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Jul 05 - 10:46 AM

Rap, I think you'd better swing by RR's place on the way. Help her get the scotch tape out of her hair this morning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jul 05 - 11:07 AM

Yankee Fork? Just down from Rebel Nutpick?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jul 05 - 12:25 PM

July 01, 2005
      
Physics researchers working at the High Energy Accelerator Research Organization (KEK) Laboratory in Japan have observed a new type of interaction among the most fundamental of particles, the quark. The scientists reported at the Symposium on Lepton-Photon Interactions at High Energies, June 30-July 5 in Uppsala, Sweden, that they had produced first evidence of a beauty quark converting to the lightest of quarks, the down quark.

"Observation of this very rare phenomenon allows us to study if this occurs only through the so-called penguin process (a two-step transition wherein the beauty quark momentarily transforms into the top quark that subsequently transforms into the down quark) as predicted by the standard theory, or through some hitherto unobserved way," said Leo Piilonen, Virginia Tech physics professor and a member of the Belle experiment's research team.




Beauty converts to down? Take a gander at that! Somebody goose me, I must be dreaming. I knew something was draining the beauty of the world, but I thought it was Time, not the anorak industry!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Jul 05 - 01:24 PM

Whew, but that was as incomprehensible as anything you've posted, and when you think about it, pseudo-clarity is a virtue when it comes to BS, don't you think?

Have you been wearing your ballcap a little too tight this week?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jul 05 - 01:02 AM

Beauty quark==>top quark==>down quark, according to the cited physics article.

Geese produce down, which is used in stuffing anoraks. Apparently you can plumb beauty's depth, and work your way to the top, so why can't you goose down?

Therefore anoraks are draining the beauty of the world.

What's so hard to understand about that?

But I do think something should be done.

OK --= so maybe this is a bit too far-fetched. But, don't forget, I am working under Rapaire's mandate, not my own natural determination.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jul 05 - 01:05 AM

Horsefeathers!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jul 05 - 09:33 AM

Get down, m'a'am.

Or just sit down in beauty.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jul 05 - 01:19 PM

Quarks may come, or go, or fade
And never reader move an eye
But in the wintery evening shade
Half-down the light our Mother lies;
Wherefore the sun? Wherefore the lark?
When MOAB lags, reasons are simple rage
Therefore, our eyes must leave the quark
And Mother raise back up the page.

Phineas Bloomscheiss
"Brutal Musings"
Octavius Gundermyer and Sons, Berlin, 1931


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jul 05 - 01:19 PM

Just offering another reading on the avian material, Amos--and one much more suited to the venue, I might add!

Damn, but it's hot out here, and it's only July 3. Another 3 months of hot weather. Yuck. My yard is crispy already, and I try to practice xeriscape!

See if Gluon will scramble the molecules in the atmosphere and bring a little rain, please.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jul 05 - 03:29 PM

Oh, okay then. I'll save a goose for ya for next time I'm coming through DFW. ;>)

On the other hand, we should inspire Mom to pursue your version -- she's been hanging around the down crowd far too much these last couple of days! :D Maybe she would be better able to stay high on horsefeathers.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jul 05 - 04:48 PM

I think so!

Horsefeathers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jul 05 - 05:06 PM

Them's pretty high horses indeed. Hard to get off such a high horse, once up on one, I would imagine. But Mom's always had a pretty high horse, anyway, so maybe she'll just take to them like a duck to water. Eider way is okay with me.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 04 Jul 05 - 12:41 AM

No problem getting 'down' from these horses then, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 04 Jul 05 - 02:16 AM

A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT COLOR IS REALLY JUST A HORSE OF A COLOR THAT'S DIFFERENT.....hOW'S THAT FOR PROFOUND? oh shit>hey what"s up with this computer?i have to manual it to type non_boldMUST SHUT DOWN BUT BEFOre i do happy fourth of july to my friends and i love ya all?take it easy and get it easier>>sUSIE.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John Hardly
Date: 04 Jul 05 - 02:58 PM

8313 posts and none of them mine. Must correct now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jul 05 - 11:13 PM

Good for you, John! Though for some Mudcatters the motto "better never than late" might apply, I'm sure for you it is not the case.

You DID read the 8312 posts prior to yours, didn't you, to get the drift of this place?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 09:14 AM

I gotta go to Sandie Ayego and whup Amos. I come in here through the cellar window via the septic tank no less, and find that nobody's posted to posted to poor old Mom since yesterday! And her on the third step from the bottom, too!

And you all goin' on about how if a Beauty's on top, she's gettin' down. Have you no shame? Have you no sense of embarassment? Have you no feeling for the privacy of others? What's it to you if Beauty wants a little variety in life? As long as it's between consenting adult quarks why should you care?

Sheesh. I gotta do everything around here. What the hecker they gonna do when I tred the Chilkoot Trail (so to speak) later this month? Poor old Mom could tumble down to the basement and nobody'd care; just go on about what they saw peeking in some poor lovesick quark's windows. Frankly, I'm surprised the lot of you aren't in jail (or gaol) and serve you right, too!






Do they have photos or anything?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 11:29 AM

Wait, wait, I know!

Didcha hear about the quark who went to a beauty shop and ended up with its hair down instead of on top?

Yuk, yuk -- I got a million of 'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 11:42 AM

Poor Mom - the spammer has been neglecting her as well! Shame, really - as possibly loading the entire MOAB would break the spambot!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 11:49 AM

I think that Mom is too well bred to allow spam. The very idea! And from those to who she hasn't been properly introduced as well!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 01:56 PM

This doesn't deserve a thread of its own (I think), but it certainly belongs to MOAB!

MOSCOW (AP) -- NASA's mission that sent a space probe smashing into a comet raised more than cosmic dust - it also brought a lawsuit from a Russian astrologer.

Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe," the newspaper Izvestia reported Tuesday. A Moscow court has postponed hearings on the case until late July, the paper said....

Bai is seeking damages totaling $300 million - the approximate equivalent of the mission's cost - for her "moral sufferings," Izvestia said, citing her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope."

NASA representatives in Russia could not be reached for comment on the case.


I'm assuming that the NASA reps can't catch their breath from their laughter....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 02:06 PM

"deform her horoscope"? since when have *COMETS* been included in horoscopes? Hell - a good Classic horoscope doen't even include Uranus, neptune or pluto!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 06:37 PM

Horoscope deformation, also called "star warping," is a big problem in Russia and Idaho.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 08:41 PM

I'm here, Mom! Every time I've tried to get to your place for the last few days the bridge has been washed out. Good to see that some of the kids have been able to get through.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 08:56 PM

Yeah, Rap! Don't you go threatening me because the Server of All Mothers was down instead of being Beauty for a while.

As for Star Warps, I think we should write the filmscript.

A long. long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a mission was begun by a genius so evil as to beggar the imagination of lesser mortals, and to lessen the imagination of mortal beggars...

In the hands of one cruel, distorted mind, lay the secrets of Deformation of Horoscopic Fields. With this secret, he intended to ruin the Horoscopes of every living being in the Known Universe. Warp their personalities, their fates, twist their karma like pretzel dough, and flatten their Cosmic Destinies like so many road-apples on an interstate.

A small band of desperate Fatalists knew they had to do something to stop this Karmic slaughter.

This is their tale......


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 09:04 PM

"Star Warps" is an anagram for "Ratspraw" which is Skooby-Doo-eese for "Catspaw".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 12:17 AM

BEE DUBYA ELL!!!! YOU ARE A NUTCASE!!!!!!!

But I love ya fer it.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 01:15 AM

Sorry about the slippage, Rapaire. They're building a new subdivision next to my neighborhood in the village and that evidently involves cutting the phone cable once a week. That reduces efficiency of the DSL connection. Good thing you caught her when you did!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 07:32 AM

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I wander off to Slovenia for a week or so, and the whole place goes weird.

And will someone please tell Gluon only to mess with the atmosphere somewhere else. Dancing on a stage, on steel pontoons, in the middle of the River Drava is nice, the stage has a certain livley bounce. Doing so whilst there are thunderstorms approaching is more interesting...
We're the excessivly white ones. The tartan is a slight giveaway as well.

Bunnahabhain. ( who's really very sorry about neglecting MOAB for so long )


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John Hardly
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 07:37 AM

FROM: National Aeronautics and Space Administration
Houston TX, USA

TO: Marina Bai
Russia

Dear Ms. Bai,

We are so sorry. Apparently our probe came too close to Uranus.

Sincerely,

The good folks at NASA


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 08:53 AM

Coming Soon to a thread near you!

STAR WARPS!



starring
GLUON


as the intrepid Commander Mallard Airdale
Nuclear Defender of the Weak and Strong Forces
Protector of the Horoscope and Mom's Apple Pie


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 09:04 AM

Okay, okay. The Great Race is coming to town today for lunch. We're going to have good barbecue, Shoshone-Bannock dancers, fiddlers competing, cowboy shootouts (using blanks, the wimps!), and about a hundred vintage cars which are racing from DC to Tacoma (they started June 25). If the lunch is good enough the racers will vote Pocatello as "Best Lunch" and the Library will win $5,000.

So I gotta get to work, because we can't afford to blow lunch.

That didn't come out right.

Neither did that.

Anyway, if we happen to win I'm going to use the cash to buy a book trailer, like this one in the picture from 1939, only updated. We can tow it with the Library's 1996 Subaru wagon to nursing homes, parks, schools, and so forth. And I can't find that any library in the US is using a book trailer these days.

(Why not a bookmobile? you ask. Well, a bookmobile would require a) at least 2 people holding commercial drivers' licenses; b) enough income to pay for a gas mileage of about 7 mpg, and c) an initial cost of about $125,000, which we don't have. Not to mention parking, an office, communications, a seperate book collection, etc. etc. That's why.)

So...if you're in Pocatello, Idaho around noon today and you like vintage cars and would like to pop in and say howdy...heck, I'll buy ya lunch. Even a beer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 10:50 AM

Let's see... It's currently 9:36 Central Time. That's 8:36 Rap's time (I think). So I've got three hours and change to drive to Pensacola's airport, go through security, fly to Atlanta, connect to Salt Lake City, catch a puddle-jumper to Pocatello, rent a car, and drive to the library.

Yo! Gluon! I don't see where there's going to be enough time. Would you mind tweaking the ol' space-time continuum a bit? Yeah, just bend it up a little right over there at Pocatello. Now, bend this part here that says "Bee-Dubya's Place" until the two pieces meet. No! Don't break 'em you clumsy damned leg-humping Mallairedale! Oh, shit! Sorry, Rap! Hope you enjoy Antarctica. We'll send someone to get you in the Spring.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 10:58 AM

Hey, it's gotten danged cold and nothing looks familiar. What the f*** is going on? There's a blizzard outside!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,The Great Penguin
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 11:08 AM

Look! A tasty Librarian! Maybe I can lure him out.



*calling softly*

Increased Budgets! Increased Budgets!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 11:17 AM

are we drawing lots to see who gets to rescue Rap ?

Heck ! I've always been unlucky

Can't we train the penguin brigade by then ? Suit me emperorically !


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 12:18 PM

He who receives All Suggestions tux that one away for cooler heads to reflect on. A frozen librarian? Hmmm... Dewey thaw him? Decimal advice, anyway. Just so its on the books.

Meanwhile, in a small town most of you had forgotten, things are going from bad to worse. Some examples from the Lodi, California police log:

In the 24 hours since 4 p.m. Sunday, the Lodi Police Department handled 380 calls for service. The following is a sample of calls received by dispatchers.

Sunday

5:28 p.m.: A Hilborn Street resident overdosed on Benadryl.

6:45 p.m.: Underage juveniles were drinking at an unsupervised Amber Leaf Way party.

10:10 p.m.: Four males were spray painting cars on Eucalyptus Court.

Monday

12:55 a.m.: Prostitutes made hand gestures toward a man on Houston Lane near Victor Road.

8:37 a.m.: A naked man was masturbating under a blanket in Armory Park, 333 N. Washington St.

9:36 a.m.: Someone in a beige Ford Explorer had been surveying for days in the 700 block of Virginia Avenue.

12:59 p.m.: A credit card was stolen from a home in the 0-100 block of South Rose Street.

1:31 p.m.: A white Nissan Maxima was stolen in the 2000 block of South Stockton Street.

2:11 p.m.: After trying to rob someone at knifepoint in the parking lot of the 99 Cent Store, 300 W. Kettleman Lane, a helmet-less juvenile rode away on a green bicycle.

2:21 p.m.: Someone on Pinkerton Way wanted to report that a portable toilet burned up.

3:37 p.m.: A rocket came over a fence and damaged a shed in the 1400 block of Graffigna Avenue.

6:45 p.m.: Neighbors were arguing and rocks were thrown over a fence in the 100 block of De Force Avenue.

8:05 p.m.: A child fell out of a vehicle in the 800 block of South Church Street.

8:10 p.m.: Four kittens were found in the 500 block of South Sacramento Street.

8:52 p.m.: A man with a boom box was hanging out on church steps and throwing beer cans into the 300 block of South Central Avenue.

9:13 p.m.: Juveniles were jumping off a roof into a pool at a vacant North Avena Avenue vacant house.

9:15 p.m.: After receiving gun powder burns to the face, a juvenile was taken to Lodi Memorial Hospital, 975 S. Fairmont Ave.

10:26 p.m.: Someone was assaulted at Lodi Lake, 1301 W. Turner Road.

10:39 p.m.: After being injured by a firecracker at Garfield Street and Lodi Avenue, a juvenile was taken to the emergency room.

10:41 p.m.: A strange vehicle was running for 20 minutes, and then the engine blew up and started smoking in the 100 block of Harvest Lane.

10:57 p.m.: A female was trying to run over a male who was carrying a red cooler on Robert Street near Mills Avenue.

11:03 p.m.: People with knives threatened a female on Plumas Way.

Tuesday

2:14 a.m.: Two blue trucks were revving their engines and driving recklessly around the block in the 900 block of South Pleasant Avenue.

2:51 a.m.: A suspicious person was yelling at a front door in the 300 block of Chestnut Street.

6:39 a.m.: A purple 1993 Saturn was stolen sometime after midnight at Garfield Manor Apartments, 950 S. Garfield St.

10:35 a.m.: A suspicious woman in a black dress and blue slippers entered Omelet House, 700 Victor Road, and said the business would be robbed.

11:58 a.m.: A 1991 Honda Accord was stolen at Stonetree Apartments, 1819 S. Cherokee Lane.

1:43 p.m.: After punching his daughter and throwing her to the ground, a Westbrook Drive resident left the home.

1:56 p.m.: A man hit his son with a flashlight at Golden Era Hotel, 18 S. Main St.

2:25 p.m.: Someone at an apartment complex was hitting golf balls into General Mills, 2000 W. Turner Road.



Just so you guys here in MOABlandia know when you're well off!! :D

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 01:39 PM

No! Wait! We don't need Gluon to bend the space-time continuum or drop syphon hoses down gravity wells! We can go anyplace we want by just going to whatever Tavern thread is currently up and running! Just pick the correct door and, viola! We're standing in the lunch line in Pocatello, Idaho!

Sorry that Rapaire's going to miss it, what with being in Antarctica and all. Whatta ya think the chances are that they'll serve something with potatoes in it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 01:42 PM

Cold....really, really cold....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 01:46 PM

You mean Rap's gonna get his chips ?
Oh No !
I must organise a saute penguin croquette match
I m'allet sea with mash less


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 01:49 PM

QUICK !!!!!

Alert the media

Blanket coverage needed

Rap needs wrapping


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,the great penguin
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 02:13 PM

come to me! Free magazine subscriptions! Unlimited shelving! Just a little closer now


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 02:48 PM

There's a big dude in a tuxedo over there. He's motioning me to come over. Maybe he's warm over there. There's a big cup of hot coffee...and another of hot tea...and hot chocolate. With whipped cream. Must go over.......................


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,the great (carnivorous) Penguin - drooling
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 03:18 PM

heheheheh! just a little closer and it's DINNER TIME!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 04:57 PM

8:37 a.m.: A naked man was masturbating under a blanket in Armory Park, 333 N. Washington St.

Well, was he naked, or was he under a blanket? If he was under a blanket then, technically, he wasn't naked since a blanket could be considered a form of clothing. It was good enough for Sitting Bull, wasn't it?

Now, whether or not Sitting Bull yanked his crank while wearing his blanket is a different matter. I doubt anyone could provide a definitive answer as to the question "Did Bull boff his boloney beneath his blanket?" After all, he was under the blanket so who could tell? Scratching fleas, choking chickens, they sorta look the same when you're wearing a blanket.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 05:41 PM

I've just looked at a lot of pictures of Tatanka Iyotake and didn't find one where he was under a blanket. He carried a blanket in a couple, though.

The beak was going to snap me...BIG teeth!...when something snapped me back to Pocatello. Just in time for a Fire Department inspection. Then I read Bee-Dubya's thing about Tatanka Iyotake and knew I had to respond.









I think my hands are frostbit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 06:39 PM

SHoulda kept 'em under the blanket, man. That's what all o' Bull's buddies told him after it was over...


A


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