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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,Bubba Bubba 08 Aug 03 - 08:42 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Aug 03 - 10:24 PM
GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge 09 Aug 03 - 11:52 PM
GUEST,Debbie Earl 10 Aug 03 - 11:25 AM
Amos 10 Aug 03 - 11:39 AM
Little Hawk 10 Aug 03 - 03:52 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Aug 03 - 02:45 PM
GUEST,MMario 11 Aug 03 - 03:04 PM
Rapparee 11 Aug 03 - 03:16 PM
GUEST,MMario 11 Aug 03 - 03:35 PM
Rapparee 11 Aug 03 - 03:54 PM
GUEST,MMario 11 Aug 03 - 04:00 PM
Rapparee 11 Aug 03 - 06:55 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Aug 03 - 07:40 PM
GUEST,Bubba Bubba 11 Aug 03 - 10:28 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Aug 03 - 11:15 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Aug 03 - 11:37 PM
Little Hawk 11 Aug 03 - 11:52 PM
Rapparee 12 Aug 03 - 08:40 AM
GUEST,MMario 12 Aug 03 - 09:20 AM
Little Hawk 12 Aug 03 - 10:59 AM
GUEST 12 Aug 03 - 11:10 AM
Rapparee 12 Aug 03 - 11:11 AM
Little Hawk 12 Aug 03 - 02:04 PM
Amos 12 Aug 03 - 02:33 PM
Rapparee 12 Aug 03 - 05:19 PM
Little Hawk 12 Aug 03 - 07:58 PM
Rapparee 12 Aug 03 - 08:34 PM
Amos 12 Aug 03 - 10:35 PM
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Amos 12 Aug 03 - 11:44 PM
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Amos 13 Aug 03 - 10:47 AM
Little Hawk 13 Aug 03 - 10:52 AM
Rapparee 13 Aug 03 - 11:15 AM
Amos 13 Aug 03 - 11:17 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bubba Bubba
Date: 08 Aug 03 - 08:42 PM

Debbie Early, you ain't never gonna find me! I ain't a-gonna help you make more of your kind, specially not with the Penny woman! Why, she ain't got anywhere near the quality of diplodic DNA that I do! You're jist in lechery agin, like you was on Altair VI-3 that time, and don't play dumb with me, 'cause I know you remember that slime mold you were so taken with. You know what you are, Debbie Early? You're a pervert, that's what you are! Every time we've gotten near a planet you start droolin' and a-champin' at the bit to reproduce! Well, you gotta have at least three to do that, and this time I'm stayin' hid!

Besides, I'm still lookin' for The King, you know. And when I find him, I know that he Khan Du, iffen you git my drift. 'Cause I don't NEED you, Debbie Earl! All I gotta do is git me Khandu, another guy who's as carin' as that bee-dubya guy, a thing they call a Labrador retriever, and some Rhizapus Nigricans and I can reproduce WITHOUT you and your trashy triplodic DNA!

And don't bother lookin' for me, neither!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Aug 03 - 10:24 PM

My dear Ms. Penelope Rutledge,

I see that your knowledge of the poetry of neurotic, agoraphobic, undersexed spinsters who spend their entire lives in prisons of their own making while composing little verses that are quite possibly the only reason that they haven't just done us all a favor and committed suicide is greater than your knowledge of anthropology and paleontology. Your use of the term "slackjawed Cro-Magnon" to refer to my humble self belies your obvious total ignorance of human evolution. If a Cro-Magnon man were to walk down the streets of modern day Twillingsgate he would be virtually indistinguishable from, say, Winston Wellington-Jones or Malcolm Buggerall. If you want "slackjawed" you have to go back to the much more primitive Neanderthal man. "Slackjawed Neanderthal" would have been a much more logical choice of words.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 09 Aug 03 - 11:52 PM

You have a point there, BWL...(rather like the one which I suspect may be found at the apogee of your skull, but I digress). Yes, I am aware that Cro-Magnon man was quite advanced and Neanderthals have a reputation for having been shorter and more primitive. I was being rhetorical. If you prefer to be referred to as a slack-jawed Neanderthal, I will be most happy to amend my previous statement.

Now, sir, I will have you know that it is quite inconceivable that a Rutledge, any Rutledge, would be in "total ignorance of human evolution". You are engaging in hyperbole and casting aspersions on a fine family, and were you within range I would be tempted to smack your silly face for it. However, this is the Internet, I must remember, a place which knows little decorum or respect for tradition.

As for "neurotic, agoraphobic, undersexed spinsters who spend their entire lives in prisons of their own making"...well, my goodness, I believe you have described half the cat owners in Twillingsgate, most of whom I am rather well acquainted with through my work protecting animals! Devastating description, sir. I am amused and impressed at your sagacity on this matter. You err in possibly one respect...I think these ladies are generally not exactly undersexed but rather overinhibitied or simply quite unattractive. That doesn't stop them from devouring trashy romance novels or poetry and engaging in lurid fantasy and gossip, I assure you.

However, I am not one of them. I have at least 2 decades ahead of me before anyone could accuse me of spinsterhood, and I expect I shall find a suitable spouse sometime in that period...though, God knows, they aren't easy to find! Most of the men around here are spineless degenerates and pompous fools.

Winston has loads of spine, but he's a moral degenerate in any case, a libertine with the compassion of a moray eel. As for Mr Buggeroll, he is lower than a snake. You might be interested to know that he has brought a countersuit against Winston, as have the Hoarsbottoms. It's a tremendous legal fiasco, and is enriching the lawyers of Twillingsgate beyond their wildest dreams. I did manage to rescue that wretched sheep, Millie, with the unexpected aid of a completely mad Frenchwoman who regards it as a rival in her longstanding affaire with Buggeroll. As I said, she is clearly mad. She also hates me, that is obvious, but she had reason to get the sheep clear of Buggeroll and so did I, so there you are. The sheep is now safely ensconced with a local farmer of good character in a secret location. Buggeroll has been tearing madly around looking for it, but to no avail. Apparently no other sheep will do (except for a brief encounter)! The man is as dotty as his French mistress, I believe. As much as she hates me, it is nothing to her hatred for Winston, and I seriously think she intends to kill him. Winston pooh-poohs the whole thing, saying, "She fancies me. All French women fancy me, you know."

If I were him, I would be very careful indeed. That woman has a look in the back of her eyes that bodes ill for the unwary.

Now why am I telling you all this? Heaven knows. That's the Internet for you, isn't it? One just gets caught up in thinking out loud, and before you know it...

I think I had better sign off.

Adieu.

* PR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Debbie Earl
Date: 10 Aug 03 - 11:25 AM

i seen you miz penylopy an now that i no wher yu liv twilinsget i wil cum fur yu an mak yu mind an saf yu frum winson an thos guys. we don need Bubba Bubba too hach our chilrin nether jes sum putasium permanganat but i no yu don care if yur botum gets all brown frum it as long as the hachlings are helthy.

i'm cumin' to yu miz penylopy, an cept fer that gurl in the nashvil truk stop an that goat in arcandsaw iv ben faithful to or lov mostly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Aug 03 - 11:39 AM

It cannot be gainsaid -- no matter what those above the line say about it, THIS is where the real spirit of the Mudcat is to be found!! Right here on the MOAB. I say we owe a vote of thanks to those early adopters who realized that back in history (posts 1 to, say, 150) and persevered to reach their vision and defend the truth.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Aug 03 - 03:52 PM

I couldn't have said it better myself, Amos. This thread is Everythread. It is the heart and soul of all that is Mudcat Cafe. Those who avoid it are unwittingly depriving themselves of a treasure-house of Mudcat lore that is probably unrivalled.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 02:45 PM

Okay, back to genuine unadulterated BS....

Why do U.S. gasoline retailers uniformly price their product $X.XX.9 per gallon? What's the .9¢ about? Why not just price it in even cents? I'm sure there was a time when the fraction of a cent was meaningful. When gas was cheap, like 20¢ per gallon, the difference between 19.4¢ and 19.9¢ was a big deal. If you filled up a car with a ten gallon tank the difference would be 5¢ which was enough to buy a Nehi or an RC Cola. But when it's around $1.50 a gallon who cares about fractionsof a cent? Why do they even bother with having the tenths-of-a-cent column on the pump any more?

Anyway, there is absolutely no deviation from the .9¢ rule. Nobody prices their product $1.49.2 any more. It's all $1.49.9. It's not like "The store down the street has $1.50 even on their gas so I'll price mine $1.49.9 so it'll look cheaper." Every store I've ever been to in any state in the union has invariably had prices that ended in .9¢.   

If I fill up a vehicle with a 20 gallon tank, the difference between , say, $1.49.9 per gallon and an even $1.50 per gallon amounts to 2¢ per fillup. If I fill up once a week, that amounts to about a buck a year. Big deal! Wouldn't it be easier for everybody involved to just price the stuff in even cents? I don't mind losing that $1.00 per year if it would make life simpler for thousands of people.

Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 03:04 PM

suppossedly it's psychlogically makes customers feel they are paying less. though you do occassionally see gas priced with a 1.xx.7 rather then .9

I even recently saw a 1.58.3

But what I really want to know is about Khandu, Bee-Dubya and the Labrador Retriever - and of course the R. Nigracans Will they truly help Bubba-Bubba create freds?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 03:16 PM

I wondered the same thing and explored it. Here's what I found:

It's a plot. It's a plot directed against our currency. The Council of Seven, in league with Moloch, the Giant Squid, Little Hawk, and the Sons of the Pioneers met some years ago in the White House Rose Garden and determined that gasoline prices in the US would reflect an additional nine-tenths of a cent over then actual cost. This nine-tenths of a cent is skimmed off and used to purchase Certain Glands from people in Third World Countries; these glands are used to keep the Cogniscentii young and sexually active. Woody Allen, for instance, is really 117.

But I digress. By implanting these glands and using their secretions, the Cogniscentii (who are all related and which family dates back to before the Dark Ages) intend to ally themselves with Martians who will be invading on August 24th. The nine-tenths of a cent will be used to bribe underpaid US Marines, who will then direct their fire into the mob outside of the Hermitage before the Cossacks ride the people down.

The nine-tenths of a cent been divided, too, and one-tenth of the nine-tenths is stored in old thorium mines under the federal prison at Lake Watahachee. This is in gold, so it's not only too heavy to steal, it's also radioactive (from the thorium).

Everything should now be clear. If it's not, it's all clearly explained here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 03:35 PM

aha! I believe you have discovered their plot! But how did you decode their cleverly disguised master plan?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 03:54 PM

Well, Mario, it wasn't easy. Took me long nights peering by candlelight at the tiny handwriting of long-dead monks. Many days of travel through the dust and sand of the Gobi, seeking out long-lost manuscripts. Evenings of danger, fraught with Peril. Many's the time I've seen Dawn peeking over the mountains, calling me to go on even though my body, racked by weariness and fever, would feign rest. Driving a canoe headlong into a typhoon, making for the lost island of Tir na nOg and the Ms. found in a bottle there. Mushing through the whiteout of a Yukon blizzard. Crawling through the mud of the trenches while the shells of the Treacherous Hun burst around me. Standing nose-deep in the Forbidden Swamp of Bloog, afraid to move as the headhunting Jivaro searched for me. Nope, it wasn't easy at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 04:00 PM

Lucky for us (and all the rest of the world!), that your nose isn't longer or you might have smothered there in the Forbidden Swamp!

But you've never mentioned before that you knew Pearl and Dawn! Small world...


Did you ever find out who the anonymous woman in the bottle was though?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 06:55 PM

Gentlemen do not divulge the names of ladies who live in bottles.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 07:40 PM

I also would like to know about Khandu, Bee-Dubya and the Labrador Retriever. Exactly what is a Labrador and why should there be a special breed of dogs just to retrieve them? Do they get lost that easily? Are Labradors related to Humidors? Or maybe Screendors or Slindinglassdors?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bubba Bubba
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 10:28 PM

Why, bee-dubya-ell honey, I think that it's so cute that you want ta know what sort of fun awaits you. 'Course I had you in mind when I was writin' that li'l ol' message to Debbie Earl, who we don't need atall to make us a nice li'l ol' clutch of younguns, you know. Shucks, you're about the most carin' ol' soul I've met since DE an me left fer this here li'l ol' planet. Now, I got the Labrador Retriever, an' iffen you will just get ol' Khandu we kin git started, since we won't be needin' the R. Nigricans until later, and then just fer seasonings so things won't taste so bland and all. Now one thing, bee -- I kin call you bee, can't I, seein's as how we're gonna be so close an all? -- I've developed a real taste fer that there haw syrup, so iffen you could sort of smear it on yourself afforehand, I sure would appreciate it. And maybe on Khandu, too? And maybe some tabasco too?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 11:15 PM

Well, aw-ight, Bubba Bubba. Ah kin deal wif you an' khandu an' a Laberdor. Jus' az long az ya don' have inny ideers 'bout incloodin' Tweed or Bobert in this liddle group grope yer plannin' here. Dawgs iz one thang, 'n aliens iz a'nuther thang, 'n khandu Ah gess Ah'll jus' have t' put up wif. But Ah ain't gettin nekkid nowheres near Tweed! Ah dun see'd pitchers of Tweed in heat an' it ain't a purdy site. An' I ain't perticipatin' in inny reperductive 'speerments thet involves genes from Wes' Verginny!

Oh, BB, Ah cain't fin' no haw surip 'roun' here. Will Alabama cane surip do?

Bubba-dubya-ell


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 11:37 PM

Oh, BB, whar 'n when iz you wantin' t' do this matin' ritchual? If it's gonna be too far away Ah'll need sum new tars fer mah ole truck afore Ah kin mek th' trip. You gotta few bucks you cud loan me?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 11:52 PM

I am wracking my brains to figure out how you found out about that meeting, Rapaire. All I can say is...you're in BIG trouble now, lad!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 08:40 AM

Simple, LH, when one has the right equipment.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 09:20 AM

JAYZUS! With equiptment like that someone could service the Incredible 50 Foot Woman!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 10:59 AM

Impressive, impressive...

Are you aware of the atomic-powered dildo with which Dr Evil once menaced Captain Kirk, only to be foiled by swift action taken by Kirk and Spock?

It's somewhere way back in the Mudcat postings a year or two ago, but I really don't know how to find it...

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 11:10 AM

Dr.Evil and whasshisname


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 11:11 AM

Well, Mario, I hate like hell to brag, but, well.... Anyway, she's happy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 02:04 PM

Thank you, GUEST! That may just be the most inspired piece of writing I have ever done.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 02:33 PM

Oh, inspired, inspired!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 05:19 PM

And while you are busily congratulating yourselves, the Cognescentii and their ilk are busily working to change the very orbit of the Earth!! They are selecting places on the planet where a slight push will force the Earth into a new orbit which is lower relative to the sun, raising temperatures until only they and their air-conditioned minions remain! At this very moment their plot is complete on Ascension Island and all too soon they will activate these giant propellors and push the Earth out of its orbit! Because they want the immeasurable resources found on the Moon!

Please, try to stop this.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 07:58 PM

If we could just do something about that blasted ilk! I have heard that the common ilk can be lured into a trap if you bait it with a mixture of honey and cornchips. I should think a deadfall trap (covered-over pit with sharpened stakes in the floor) might serve to put an end to the ilk once and for all. Then the Cognoscienti (or however the hell you spell it) would be on their own and much more vulnerable.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 08:34 PM

Lots of folks around here go ilk hunting every Fall.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 10:35 PM

Don't be too hard on those ilk. Some of my best friends are ilk!! They don't know they're being conned.

Clever how they disguised those propellors as a wind farm, huh?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 11:30 PM

Is ilk something that's pumped out of a ows its?

Bee-dubya, will you please take a camera with on your adventure to Bubba-Bubba land? I would really like to see that interaction on film.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, the ows its are becoming increasingly sore pumping all that ilk...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 11:44 PM

Steady down there, RR -- you're just losing some of your initial enthusiasm. Happens to the best of us in due course! :>)


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 12:07 AM

Quite right Amos, I must find a way to get re-enthused quickly. Seeing those pictures of Bee-Dubya-ell getting it on with a mutant polyprobiscus and a labridor retriever might just do it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 12:14 AM

Oh hell, I want to take that back. All those photos would do is make me horny, not necessarily re-enthused. Than again...
Well shit Amos, now you made me all confused.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 01:52 AM

What Bubba Bubba has yet to explain is, given that this extraterrestrial/interspecies reproductive endeavor will involve four beings of one kind or another, which one of us actually gets knocked up? I certainly hope it's the Lab. In fact, I certainly hope the Lab is a female Lab. Either that or I hope that the offspring is awful damned small 'cause I don't think khandu or I either one have the proper equipment for childbearing.

Furthermore, I certainly hope this clusterfuck does not actually involve khandu and my humble self knowing each other in the biblical sense. I'll pour tupelo honey or possumhaw syrup on the sumbitch if that stirs Bubba Bubba's grits, but that's about as far as it goes.

And, Rustic, I'll take some pictures but I'm gonna put 'em on a website and charge $39.95 per month membership. But you Rapaire and Amos can all have the first month for only $19.95.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 10:47 AM

Wow, I am so, like, THERE! LOL! Actually RR, you don't need to get your enthusiasm back, just your initials. :>)

BB, don't forget that male homo saps have been known to carry alien offspring to term in their chest cavities. The birth process involves splitting the sternum and stretching the ribcage open, and tearing a passageway through the muscles and tissue layers. So it is not something yuo should try at home! :>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 10:52 AM

Assez de cet entretien corrompu! Nous avons besoin de plus de dignité et perspicacity sur ce forum. Sans lui nous pouvons aliéner des bibliothécaires et les gens qui rassemblent de petits figurines de porcelaine. La prochaine chose qui se produira est que les amis commenceront à nous éviter. Alors le chien refusera de faire des promenades. C'est une pente glissante à l'anihilation culturel que nous regardons ici, et il ne doit pas être permis!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 11:15 AM

Fer those of you who don't talk French, here's what LH said:

There's a whole bunch of Christian (er maybe "cretins") sittin' round here. They give a lot a dignity and perspicacity (means "smarts") to this forum here. Without them we'd just be a bunch of alien librarians and folks who collect li'l ole porcelian figurines from the Franklin Mint and such places. Next thing, they're gonna hit their friends up for drinks. But that dog don't hunt none. It'll be the ruin of our culture and civilization if they do that without offering me one.

Or something like that.

(Purty good, huh, LH, huh? I din't fergit that French I studied in college.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 11:17 AM

Anihilation culturel? Bien sur -- par example, on qui fait grand bruit pour plus de "dignité et perspicacity" sur ce "forum". Lorsque tu veux sembler un type tres conaissant, tres Francais, c'est clair que tu n'est qu'un pousseur des boutons!! Ta soeur!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 11:37 AM

Ol' Amos said something like:

Cultural annihilations? Okay, dude -- you make a big deal about the dignity and smarts of this forum. You sound like a real smart ass, really French, but it's clear you ain't pushing all your buttons. Your sister sucks eggs.

Or maybe it was somethin' else entirely.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 12:04 PM

D'accord, mes vieux, attendez pour trois jours, si vous plait. J'ai fait un voyage a Boise maintenant, so iffen you're gonna continue jawin' in French you'll hafta git someone else who talks it as good as me to translate fer folks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 12:19 PM

Enjoy Boise (if that is possible)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 01:26 PM

Actually what I mean to say was "Ruination of culture? Right...making big noises about "dignite and perspicacity" (note the mixed French and English structures)on this "forum" " (a word that does not exist in French). You'd like to appear all knowledgeable and French but it's clear you have just been pushing buttons (i.e. using a computerized translator). Yer sister sucks eggs!"

HOpe this helps.

Regards,

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 02:21 PM

If I had a sister, I would be compelled to defend her honour for that! Fortunatly, I do not have a sister.

Isn't French a marvelous language? So passionate!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 10:05 PM

I like Boise. In fact, Boise would be a real nice place for Bubba Bubba, khandu, the Lab and me to have our little tryst. Yeh! Right on top of Table Rock! Cool!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: hrothgleas
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 01:36 PM

I have stumbled into a strange and scary place.

Funny thing is that it feels like home.

i enjoyed the musical quizzes earlier - here's a bit of trivial trivia:

back in the 70's I was a huge fan of keyboard wizards and art-rock. The members of Emerson, Lake, and Palmer had all enjoyed at least middlin' succes in earlier groups. Name all three groups.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 06:32 PM

Wasn't Emerson in a group called The Now? I'm not gonna cheat and use Google this time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 07:39 PM

I would rather be fileted with a dull axe than call up the keyboard gorps obv de sebbenties! Gahhh........no mas..no mas. esta est mui mofo BS enclave! How's dat por de buono Frainch Amos? ;~)
HOO HOOOOOOOOOO!

Yerz,
Tweed (sans la cookleee heeee haaawwwwwww....)
Cranque du Dah


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 11:45 PM

Listen up people! You're not gonna believe this! I just checked and hrothgleas's post to this thread, The Mother of All BS Threads was his very first Mudcat post! That's right, folks - numero uno! Gotta be a first for MOAB as well. What an honor for hrothgleas. Years from now when the MOAB has reached its own millionth post hrothgleas can proudly say, "That was the first Mudcat thread I ever posted to." The implications are astounding. What if all new Mudcatters were to be required to make their first posts to the MOAB? What if every new Mudcatter were to be required to read the entirety of the MOAB before making that post? That'd be one way to run those music snobs outta here and insure a firm foundation of certifiable BSers. Hoo-haw!

Bruce (but then you already knew that, didn't you?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 08:01 PM

#899


Who'd a thunk it...nearly 900 little steaming piles of crap. A blot on the mudcat nation with a stench-cloud rising that turns aside all but the most dedicated bullshitter.
Welcome Hrothgleas. I can think of no better entry into this bizarro world of BS than to start expounding upon the virtues of keyboard bands. I applaud and salute you vigorously!

Where is Penelope Rogglodge keeping her tartly self? My god that woman is fascinating, even though she detests me so bitterly and would have me flayed and consumed by the invading freds for amusement given the opportunity.

And what of the King of All Bullshit himself? It is rumored that the Royal Palace in Mississippi was underwater and sinking like fabled Atlantis with him on his throne.

And where is the High Priest of All Horseshit,the flatulent and highly volatile Catspaw and the CLETISIAN Forces? O, how I long for the days of truly sumptuous bullshit, exploding outhouses, the rocketing blow-up sex dolls, KingKhandu receiving his electroshock treatments at Neil Young's very exclusive rehabilitation spa.

Bring the BS to the table along with a well cooked mallard and the Royal Dancing Tarts. We must make merry as we have nearly reached 900.

Yerz,
Tweed
Lord of this SpareTire Puter known only as ZEOS.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 09:47 PM

I really hate people who have absolutely nothing to say but make totally gratuitous posts just to say, "I posted #900!" or something like that. It really pisses me off and anybody that does it oughtta be shot.


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