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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 12 - 09:25 PM

No, it is not. It has no class at all.

What I want to know is, where now are the forty-six thousand moments of inspiration that our mutual history had in it, of which we now have only meager electronic evidence? Ou sont les postes d'antan?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Nov 12 - 09:13 PM

THIS is the classiest post:

[S]o long as other classes continue to exist, the capitalist class in particular, the proletariat fights it (for with the coming of the proletariat to power, its enemies will not yet have disappeared, the old organization of society will not yet have disappeared), it must still use a measure of force, hence governmental measures; if it itself still remains a class and the economic conditions on which the class struggle and the existence of classes have not yet disappeared, they must be forcibly removed or transformed, and the process of their transformation must be forcibly accelerated.
          --Karl "Big Daddy" Marx, After The Revoltuion


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 12 - 10:08 AM

That must be the classiest entry in all our 46 thousand posts.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Nov 12 - 01:27 AM

46464

And here's the rest of Prufrock:

And indeed there will be time        
For the yellow smoke that slides along the street,        
Rubbing its back upon the window panes;               25
There will be time, there will be time        
To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet;        
There will be time to murder and create,        
And time for all the works and days of hands        
That lift and drop a question on your plate;               30
Time for you and time for me,        
And time yet for a hundred indecisions,        
And for a hundred visions and revisions,        
Before the taking of a toast and tea.        

In the room the women come and go               35
Talking of Michelangelo.        

And indeed there will be time        
To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?"        
Time to turn back and descend the stair,        
With a bald spot in the middle of my hair?               40
(They will say: "How his hair is growing thin!")        
My morning coat, my collar mounting firmly to the chin,        
My necktie rich and modest, but asserted by a simple pin?        
(They will say: "But how his arms and legs are thin!")        
Do I dare               45
Disturb the universe?        
In a minute there is time        
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.        

For I have known them all already, known them all:        
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,               50
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;        
I know the voices dying with a dying fall        
Beneath the music from a farther room.        
So how should I presume?        

And I have known the eyes already, known them all?               55
The eyes that fix you in a formulated phrase,        
And when I am formulated, sprawling on a pin,        
When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall,        
Then how should I begin        
To spit out all the butt-ends of my days and ways?               60
And how should I presume?        

And I have known the arms already, known them all?        
Arms that are braceleted and white and bare        
(But in the lamplight, downed with light brown hair!)        
Is it perfume from a dress               65
That makes me so digress?        
Arms that lie along a table, or wrap about a shawl.        
And should I then presume?        
And how should I begin?
.      .      .      .      .      .      .      .
Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets               70
And watched the smoke that rises from the pipes        
Of lonely men in shirt-sleeves, leaning out of windows??        

I should have been a pair of ragged claws        
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
.      .      .      .      .      .      .      .
And the afternoon, the evening, sleeps so peacefully!               75
Smoothed by long fingers,        
Asleep ? tired ? or it malingers,        
Stretched on the floor, here beside you and me.        
Should I, after tea and cakes and ices,        
Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?               80
But though I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed,        
Though I have seen my head (grown slightly bald) brought in upon a platter,        
I am no prophet?and here's no great matter;        
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,        
And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,               85
And in short, I was afraid.        

And would it have been worth it, after all,        
After the cups, the marmalade, the tea,        
Among the porcelain, among some talk of you and me,        
Would it have been worth while,               90
To have bitten off the matter with a smile,        
To have squeezed the universe into a ball        
To roll it toward some overwhelming question,        
To say: "I am Lazarus, come from the dead,        
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all"?               95
If one, settling a pillow by her head,        
Should say: "That is not what I meant at all;        
That is not it, at all."        

And would it have been worth it, after all,        
Would it have been worth while,               100
After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled streets,        
After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that trail along the floor?        
And this, and so much more??        
It is impossible to say just what I mean!        
But as if a magic lantern threw the nerves in patterns on a screen:               105
Would it have been worth while        
If one, settling a pillow or throwing off a shawl,        
And turning toward the window, should say:        
"That is not it at all,        
That is not what I meant, at all."
.      .      .      .      .      .      .      .
       110
No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;        
Am an attendant lord, one that will do        
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,        
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,        
Deferential, glad to be of use,               115
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;        
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;        
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous?        
Almost, at times, the Fool.        

I grow old ? I grow old ?               120
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.        

Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?        
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.        
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.        

I do not think that they will sing to me.               125

I have seen them riding seaward on the waves        
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back        
When the wind blows the water white and black.        

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea        
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown               130
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Nov 12 - 01:25 AM

The yellow fog that rubs its back upon the window-panes,
              
The yellow smoke that rubs its muzzle on the window-panes        
Licked its tongue into the corners of the evening,        
Lingered upon the pools that stand in drains,        
Let fall upon its back the soot that falls from chimneys,        
Slipped by the terrace, made a sudden leap,              
And seeing that it was a soft October night,        
Curled once about the house, and fell asleep.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Nov 12 - 01:24 AM

In the room the women come and go        
Talking of Michelangelo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Nov 12 - 01:24 AM

LET us go then, you and I,        
When the evening is spread out against the sky        
Like a patient etherized upon a table;        
Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,        
The muttering retreats                 
Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels        
And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells:        
Streets that follow like a tedious argument        
Of insidious intent        
To lead you to an overwhelming question?.                 
Oh, do not ask, "What is it?"        
Let us go and make our visit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Nov 12 - 01:16 AM

Six days off in a row! And it isn't even the xmas holiday! Whew! Let's see if I can use the time for something worthwhile.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 12 - 11:56 PM

Chongo must be hitting middle age, huh? Watch out when the old depression hits. He's likely to go back to treetop swinging to recapture his lost youth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Nov 12 - 08:07 PM

That's an unlucky number.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Nov 12 - 07:39 PM

HARPER666!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,999
Date: 19 Nov 12 - 07:31 PM

The next post after this will be a prime number.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 12 - 06:49 PM

ANd something ELSE Mom should think about while she is lollygagging among the lower orders:

Zitterbewegung (English: "trembling motion", from German) is a theoretical rapid motion of elementary particles, in particular electrons, that obey the Dirac equation. The existence of such motion was first proposed by Erwin Schrödinger in 1930 as a result of his analysis of the wave packet solutions of the Dirac equation for relativistic electrons in free space, in which an interference between positive and negative energy states produces what appears to be a fluctuation (at the speed of light) of the position of an electron around the median, with a circular frequency of , or approximately 1.6×1021 Hz.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Nov 12 - 04:40 PM

Watched it a while back... I think there was a thread on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 12 - 10:38 AM

Double dare you to watch it! And I went first, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 12 - 12:41 AM

Meanwhile, in the harsh realities of the actual world, the youth of the world are doing something about it. Dare you to watch the whole video.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 12 - 10:12 PM

You mean croquettes with little half-circles cut in the edges?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Nov 12 - 10:07 PM

I LOVE croquettes! Soooo tastey. Especially scallops, my fav.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 12 - 09:24 PM

And, when my mother wasn't watching, unaware siblings...but never ever on the head because that might break the mallet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Nov 12 - 01:06 PM

We're getting ready for an exciting game in the back yard. I found an old but compete croquet set a few weeks ago at a thrift store, and I have printed up the rules. Now if I can set up the game in such a way that the dogs leave the balls alone. Mallets are not to be used on dogs, just balls.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Nov 12 - 01:02 PM

Sounds like an exciting game to me. AND, I thought Purdue would kick their footballs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 12 - 10:53 AM

"Get up, Big Brother! It's time to cringe from another day!" -- Sally, in "Peanuts", to Charlie Brown.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 12 - 12:29 AM

I washed my face so it looks nice and shiny.

Purdue 20, U of IL 17. Last home game of the season. It had all the charm of watching a plugged septic tank drain.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Nov 12 - 09:47 PM

Oh, dear! What if we lose face???? (worry, fret...)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 12 - 08:40 PM

It's a face-off. People are making face-off book on the outcome. But as I always say, better to face off than to fuck off, no?

In any case this face-off will be one for the face-off-books.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Nov 12 - 04:05 PM

Are we gonna get faced?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Nov 12 - 03:44 PM

MOM MOAB has been featured in a discussion on the facebook.mudcat side of things, so be on your best behavior! Don't let the guys from the Legion Hovel take them out for firearms practice and best to keep the duckdog out of the house for the time being.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Nov 12 - 01:16 PM

When I read "nice to see a winning team for a change" I nearly spit my tea. The joke re Purdue paled in comparison, even tho it was good.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Nov 12 - 11:52 AM

I was on my Central Standard Time clock, despite Max's EST time stamp.

Lovely day, must go pull out dead stuff in the garden. Anyone want the veggies I find in the wilted leaves that I missed picking right before the frost? Use them fast, they look pretty good, they're just a little soft.

Hmmmm.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 12 - 11:28 AM

Seems to me you see a winning team every time you go to a game, no? Isn't that the whole point?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Nov 12 - 09:50 AM

I'M going to go to a U of Illinois football game today with my brother and two nephews! My niece supplied the tickets and parking pass (about a $400 value)! And their record for this year is TWO WINS and only eight losses! When I left Pocatello Idaho State University's record was 1 win and 10 losses, so it's going to be nice to see a winning team for a change. Illinois is playing Purdue, and as I said, it'll be nice to see a winning team for change.





P.S.: I don't really like football.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Nov 12 - 09:20 AM

No, it isn't! It's Saturday. Get with the script.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Nov 12 - 12:55 AM

Heck with the chimps. It's Friday! Kick back, pull the tab, slurp a beer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Two-Tommy Tony
Date: 16 Nov 12 - 11:19 PM

Lousy chimps. Gonna take 'em all out. Chimp killed my brother, see? Liked 'em before that, but a chimp killed my brother. I'm gonna pay 'em back. Lousy chimps. Buncha damned monkeys is all they are. They're gonna pay and pay big for killin' my brother. Lousy chimps.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Nov 12 - 10:59 PM

Chonga, I have just mailed LH a big box of durian fruit and also, just so he also gets his roughage, skunk cabbage. It should arrive in a couple of weeks or so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Nov 12 - 08:39 PM

Amos - "rendered stunningly indifferent"   LOL!!! Sounds like the teenage girls who work at some of the fast food places in town. They are soooo..."whatever...".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 16 Nov 12 - 02:36 PM

See, Rap? He's incorrigible, just like I said. He don't deserve any help we could possibly give him. As to what he does deserve, I could go into that some...but not without usin' really coarse language...and that would not be polite.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Nov 12 - 02:33 PM

Wait....what? I am missing out on the change to be transformed as a human being by an imaginary secret agent working for an imaginary talking chimp who was imagined to have dreamed up the second-derivative agent, who uses imaginary weapons coated with imaginary chemicals to achieve results of debatable value? And I MISSED it? "I am..."...let me see...heartbroken? shattered? cast down? ruined? completely fucked up? Hmmmmm...Aha!!   

"...rendered stunningly indifferent! by this awful news."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 16 Nov 12 - 11:53 AM

That was the sound of one of my "agents" firin' a juju dart gun atcha, Rap. The dart has obviously hit home, cos you are now experiencin' the first symptoms caused by the special jungle juice that we coat them darts with. Yer eyesight and hearin' improves, but yer mouth gets a bit dry...so ya gotta have a drink soon. Preferably a drink with high acohol content. Do NOT eat peanuts for the next 24 hours! If you do, all yer hair will fall out and yer "coconuts" will shrivel up and drop off. Within a day or two you will begin to notice personality changes. You will develop a deep desire to apologize fully to all those you might have offended by careless statements, unfair personal characterizations, and specist utterances. This desire will not only drive ya to apologize, but to send gifts of money and fresh fruit to them folks you have offended in the past. Then you will realize that yer true purpose in life is to help establish species equality and you will rush out to join the APP or some similar organization that is workin' for species' rights.

The effects are irreversible, but don't worry! You'll be a better person soon and you'll be livin' a happier and far more useful life.

- Chongo

p.s. We would do this favor for Amos too, only he don't deserve it, and we don't want him. So too bad for him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Nov 12 - 10:58 AM

Once again I must pull Mom from the muck and mire! There was a large "SHHHHHHHHHHURRRRRRRLLLLLP-POP" sound and now, for some strange reason, I can hear and see better.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 12 - 10:44 PM

Yeah. Mind you, I was just checking. I don't really like him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Nov 12 - 06:38 PM

Ya mean Mitt tha twit piece a shit?

Yeah.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 12 - 06:32 PM

You callin' my buddy Mitt names? Huh? Are ya?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Nov 12 - 02:26 PM

"like a Romney pup"... hahahahahaa!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Nov 12 - 11:15 AM

SOrry, Mom. I was back in LA. My son and I moved everything he owns from his storage unit to his apartment and didn't finish until 6 pm./ Then we went out for burgers and I drove back to San Diego and crashed around 11. Exhausting, but very productive day. The last trip was a hoot--navigating through rush hour traffic with queensize mattress and bedspring strapped down to the roof of the car like a Romney pup. But we pulled it off and he is happily established a couple of blocks from Beverly Hills and bicycle distance fr5om work. Yay, team.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Nov 12 - 09:59 PM

MOM was fine. She was re-reading The Grapes of Wrath an wanted to experience some hardship to put her in the mood.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Nov 12 - 08:55 PM

Poor old Mom. Nobody cared enough to post today except me, way out in the wilds of Far Northwestern Illinois. Second from the bottom, she was, ready to flushed away like some old piece of upchuck. Well, I've saved her from A Fate Worse Than Death, to whit, oblivion.

Y'all can thank me by sending large amounts of cash (US dollars only please, no checks).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Nov 12 - 09:39 PM

These are young purple 'gines.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 12 - 09:05 PM

Wouldn't it be better if she sent him eggplant instead of oldbluejeans?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Nov 12 - 12:45 PM

d'accord!


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