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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 30 May 11 - 12:04 AM
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Rapparee 29 May 11 - 01:10 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 May 11 - 12:04 AM

The BBQ dinner tonight went well. Not a lot of us, but a core group that always enjoys each other's company. Not many dishes to wash and lots of leftovers. Life is good!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 May 11 - 12:01 AM

Well, I don't either. ha. Haha!! Mwhahahaha!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 May 11 - 09:27 PM

I don't have to go to work tomorrow.

Of course, since I'm retired I don't have to go to work any day. I just do whatever I want to do, without a care in the world. Of course, I really really really want to cut the lawn and do the laundry and stuff like that because it's FUN. Cleaning the toilets -- WOW! I really want to do that kind of stuff!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 29 May 11 - 01:43 PM

There's a strange bright light in the sky and I think someone turned up the lake heaters way too high....It's hot and humid and totally not like this time of year (or any time of year) for this reagion. BRIGHT light...heat...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 May 11 - 01:10 PM

Oh, quit whining like a lost puppy! It's snowing here and we're not complaining about it!

Well, maybe a little. Actually, most people are indoors huddled around the ol' fireplace and talkin' about the weather. BUT! they're not complaining!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 May 11 - 11:53 AM

Oh, MOM!! There are winds and rain here!! WTF? OMG!! This is our MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND for crying out loud! Maybe it will go away....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 May 11 - 11:38 AM

WAY too late!! :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 May 11 - 12:01 AM

Those of you who are my friends on facebook, don't be surprised when Rap's story ends up there. Because it is going to. Soon. Very soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 11 - 06:50 PM

Gentlemen don't discuss such things about other gentlemen, but if you were to crop around a sleazy public house called "Blacky's" near the San Diego docks you might run into a woman called "Galloping Gertie" who could tell you a few things about Amos and congress. You might have to "grease the ways", though, since she IS a businesswoman.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 May 11 - 06:10 PM

Who is he in congress with?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 11 - 05:46 PM

Of course, Amos. I assume you'll take the part of the Congressman?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 May 11 - 05:27 PM

This is an excellent story, and I hereby claim it!! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 May 11 - 05:13 PM

I have never kicked a moose.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 11 - 03:18 PM

This was sent to me.

A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 11 - 11:48 AM

Okay, Canadians are a bunch of unwashed, surly, mean bastards who spend too much time cooped up in tiny snowbound cabins and who stomp lemmings and moose to death in fits of simple pique. They drink nothing but hoochanoo and eat nothing except flour and bear-kill leftovers. They also kick kittens.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 May 11 - 11:40 AM

It's an old Acadian saying. Sort of, "You are shining my apple." with a twist... singing false praise... buttering me up... Irish charm.. blarney...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 11 - 11:17 AM

Yo hablo Profane and Obscene pretty bien, embora. Mein English ain't very bueno, nochtans.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 May 11 - 04:30 AM

Gnu said "You are singing my apple, there!".

I said: "How can she sing anapple. You can put your apple you know where."

Rapparee said, "I don't speak German French."

Which we already knew.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 May 11 - 12:54 AM

It's Friday night, had a couple of glasses of wine. English, please, I don't feel like fooling with the translation software.

I finished the construction of the wall, now I need to think about topping it off with mortar. Tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 May 11 - 11:13 PM

Ich no hablo Frankcase, moi.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 May 11 - 08:41 PM

Comment peut-elle chanter un pomme? Tu sais bien ou tu peut le mettre, ton pomme...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 May 11 - 02:48 PM

Tu chante ma pomme la.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 May 11 - 02:24 PM

That's because Canadians are so nice.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 May 11 - 12:15 PM

I dunno what I tossed. I never logged out or on.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 May 11 - 11:55 AM

Here's some fresh fruit for breakfast, MOM. I'm headed out into the garden for the next few days. My long weekend will make a big push to finish projects. I'll come check on you in case the boys are out drinking at the beach, kayaking, or duking it out at the Lodge Hovel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 May 11 - 11:24 PM

I think gny or LH has tossed a cookie. Someone call the smithee and have that corrected.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 May 11 - 11:04 PM

ALl that implies--to whom? Using what logical system? The juujuu man's guide to the four elements?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 May 11 - 10:53 PM

But a special one, Amos, in that the sum of all of the other numbers equals the middle number and all that implies!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 May 11 - 09:56 PM

Have gumption, will travel, reads the card of a man;
A knight without honor in a savage land;
He posts without number in his quest for a home
But he never rests easy on his palindrome!

Palindrome, palindrome, why do you stray?
Palindrom, palindrome, please.....go.......awayyyyyyy........

(Clip-clop effect while music fades)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 May 11 - 07:53 PM

I could grab that number and not the even-numbered palindrome.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 May 11 - 07:52 PM

...fingers....

did not enter a whole lot of entries so


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 26 May 11 - 07:52 PM

I use my Gramps' mix and I use salt pork on the griddle and I make it runny so that it makes an 8" pancake and I cook em until they are reeeeally brown and I slather them with maple slurpup... I AM CANADIAN!

Well, I have a few Buds while I am flippin, but they are Canuck Buds... union made, of course.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 May 11 - 07:51 PM

Of course, Amos. And please note that I


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 May 11 - 07:46 PM

By the way that was forty kay and eight hundred, posted.
Of all the long threads, this sure is the mosted.
And if we continue in this rhapsodic way,
It's sure in two hundred, we'll hit forty-one kay!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 May 11 - 06:27 PM

It was a wild pancake, both fluffy and free
Alone on the prairie, a bold crepe was he
And never suspecting his true destiny
Was to end the career of the bold Rapparee.

He rolled over fences, not caring to mend,
And lived all his days without needing a friend
As he rolled into Idaho just 'round the bend
Rapparee's bold career was approaching its end.

(Etc., etc., and etc..)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 May 11 - 06:17 PM

Ach, mein Gott! Stilly, are you related to...Dr. Viktor Frankenstein? Creating pancakes in your home! I'm appalled, simply shocked! What if they got out of your control and went rampaging through the neighborhood, devouring children, small pets, and large pickup trucks?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 May 11 - 05:02 PM

None of those hybrid dehydrated boxed or frozen pancakes for us. My recipe tends to be watered down enough to cook quite thin (not quite like a crepe, but close). A Swedish pancake is probably a step-sibling of the ones my Norwegian mother taught me to make as a child. Any leftovers we used to eat them cold by smearing on strawberry jelly then rolling them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 26 May 11 - 04:45 PM

Sadly - I fear the days of of the wild pancake are shortly to be ranked with those of the fur-bearing Great Lakes fur-bearing dolphins.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 May 11 - 04:12 PM

mignardise (n.)

(1) Tenderness, gentleness; affected delicacy of behaviour or appearance; affectation. Also: an instance of this. Now rare.
(2) A type of narrow braid on which a design of crochet border or edging is worked (more fully mignardise braid); also, the design of crochet border or edging worked on this braid. Now hist.
(3) Chiefly U.S. A fancy cake or similar sweet confection, usually served at the end of a meal. Also fig.

Used in a sentence in 1631 by B. Jonson:

"Entertaine her, and her creatures, too, With all the migniardise, and quaint Caresses, You can put on 'hem."



"Rapparree needs to practice embellishing his posts with a touch of mignardise."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 May 11 - 01:39 PM

I think a long, colorful ballad could be found in that picture--the day the pancake tackled Rapparree.

There was syrup in his eyes, and butter up his nose,
And bits of buttered bacon sprinkled all around his clothes,
It surely was an awful fight, A terrible sight to see,
the day the pancake tackled Rapparree...

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 May 11 - 09:41 AM

The image of Rapparee being cruelly assaulted by a wild pancake is one I shall never forget.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 May 11 - 08:57 AM

Yeah, but you miss the Thrill Of The Hunt, otherwise known as "Help! Get it off me! MY SPLEEN!! AAAAH!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 26 May 11 - 08:42 AM

a true pancake has bones....it's the flapjacks that are boneless...of course since they tend to interbreed you run the gamut of boneless to boned and every stage inbetween when hunting from a wild population.


The native American Pancake tends to be thicker and meatier, the European Flapjack (called crepes by some) tend to be thinner and far less substantial.

That's why most people stick to the farmed varieties; especially since Ms. A. Jemima perfected her method for dehydrating and powdering her ranched pancake/flapjack hybrids, selected for both substance and lack of bones.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 May 11 - 12:48 AM

Pancakes are one of those foods we sometimes have for dinner when we want something comforting and quick. Usually, of course, they're good for breakfast. They're also one of the more malleable foods for art. Making faces, figures, etc. all for a syrup bath.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 May 11 - 10:37 PM

You got bones in yer pancakes? Do they run wild in the woods, devouring anyone who gets in their way, ravaging lumber camps and leaving destruction in their wake? We have some of those out here -- sourdoughs, flapjacks, blueberries, huckleberries -- and they're so big you need at LEAST a .375 Winchester Magnum to put 'em down and even then it generally takes a whole magazine plus a "coop de grass" at the end. Our pancakes have few, if any, bones, but they are damned dangerous to those who walk in the hills.

A few years back one ate a game warden, truck and all.

You can hear 'em in the hills this time of year, making their "whoo-dee-dum-whup-whup-whup" mating cry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 May 11 - 06:22 PM

Elk hunting? I'd like to get out the Baikal and shoot some skeeters. Elk don't bit like skeeters. Of course, skeeter steaks and pancakes with maple slurpup ain't near as good. Too many bones.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 May 11 - 04:41 PM

Well, joining the Lodge sure has made Elk hunting easier....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 May 11 - 04:38 PM

Well, Gnu, whyncha get Lodged like Rapp done? 'Course it's hard to say WHAT he has lodged and where, and I have a few ideas about that, extrapolating from known trends, as it were, but I ain't sayin' nuffin'.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 May 11 - 03:56 PM

From snowblowing to feeding skeeters whilst mowing. It AIN'T FAIR!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 May 11 - 03:10 PM

Actually, it's very much like the one this guy from Blackfoot is wearing. Silver on a purple velvet lining.

Story: Monday there was a call to the Lodge from a guy in Pennsylvania. Seems like he was digging up his garden and came upon one of these necklaces about six inches down. It was definitely from the Pocatello Elks' lodge, and he's sending it back to see what we can find out about it. It's in gold, which means that it's an "Exalted Ruler" (Lodge Chair) necklace. It's old, too.

No, I don't get to take it home. They ain't cheap.


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