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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 06:02 PM

Hank the Cowdog is a great series. Kids love it, just like the Bunnicula stories.

Amos, of course, was never a child. On the other hand, I've never really grown up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 04:09 PM

Bunnicula was mucho pre-Rowling; though of course, post -Tolkein.

I think it was a "Reading Rainbow" selection - I know my 30-something nephew was very yong when he obsessed over it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 03:32 PM

Never heard of it. Did my children live deprived childhoods? Shouldn't have wasted time with Tolkien and Rowling, etc?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 03:30 PM


#11-Lost in the Dark Unchanted Forest

Hank starts out try to give Pete the Barncat a little scare, but to his surprise Pete turns out to be Sinister the Bobcat.

Following that mishap, Hank finds himself on a mission in the Dark Unchanted Forest to save Little Alfred. Hank loses his way and stumbles upon Madame Moonshine and gets trapped by Rip and Snort.

Will Hank find a way out and will he rescue Little Alfred?

On tape you will hear three more original songs:"Disorientation","I Love All Kinds of Stuff," and "The Storm."






Yes, I do. When I think of all the turds I have never sniffed I get quite upset.

And I am not "unread", merely "differently read", thanks be.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 03:26 PM

Amos, you miss so much.

Unlettered and ill-read...quelle dommage.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 03:15 PM

"Bunnicula

At the movie theater, the Monroe family finds a rabbit in a shoebox, which they name Bunnicula. Harold the dog takes a liking to the new pet, but Chester the cat remains suspicious. Because of the odd fur markings and fang-like teeth, Chester suspects Bunnicula of being a vampire. When vegetables begin to turn up drained of their juice, Chester fears that Bunnicula will become a threat to people as well as vegetables. He first attempts to warn the Monroe family of the danger and then decides to take matters into his own hands by recruiting Harold to help him slay the rabbit (in various unsuccessful/inept ways). After Harold refuses to aide Chester any longer, the cat begins to steal Bunnicula's food and block him from the kitchen, cutting off the rabbit's food supply. Feeling sorry for Bunnicula, Harold brings him into the dining room to feast on the Monroe's salad. When Chester tries to stop him, the Monroes walk in and break up the fighting. All of the pets are taken to the vet. Bunnicula is diagnosed as being unable to digest solid food and is given an all-liquid diet, which satisfies Chester as he believes it will keep Bunnicula tame. But in the end it all works out just right..".


Wow, MM, I just realized how misguided I have been!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 01:50 PM

Heathen!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 01:45 PM

Yore right, Rapaire, I wot not of no bunny vampire nor wish to. But the drip is not from compassion, I am sure. Try tracing back the green dots in your BVDs...for a clue.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 01:22 PM

Poor Amos. I drip compassion for those who haven't read the Bunnicula books. Or it just might be my nose dripping. Sometimes it's hard to tell.

He's probably never read about Hank the Cowdog, either.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 12:13 PM

Bunnicula
The Celery Stalks at Midnight
Howliday Inn

author is "Howe" (two authors, Deborah Howe and James Howe)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 12:12 PM

How are you doing today, MOM? Did the postman deliver your IRS forms? Are you going to take a deduction for each of the kids this year?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 12:04 PM

What books, pray tell, document the Vampire Bunny, Bunnicula yclept?


Hmmmmmm? What? Eh? I can't hear you./....


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 09:48 AM

Well put, Rapaire. Compassion is the key.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 09:34 AM

Look, you have to explain things to Amos. He once heard Francis Bacon's quote that "some books are to be digested" and was forever banned from the public library for eating a dictionary. He thinks that every morning the city of San Diego turns on the lights and turns them off at night. He once reported a very slow, very bright UFO crossing the sky from east to west that was toasting the Earth with heat rays.

Be patient with him. He's worked hard these many years to reach the letter "E" in the alphabet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 05:46 AM

By coincidence, I happened across this passage a couple of nights ago while reading Ann Patchett's Bel Canto:

"By the middle of November, the garua had ended. It did not drift away. It did not lessen. It simply stopped, so that one day everything had the saturated quality of a book dropped into a bathtub and the next day the air was bright and crisp and extremely blue."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 01:00 AM

Amos, I find the Sea Cucumber and the common Garden Slug far more boring than the concept of the Vampire Bunny.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 12:47 AM

Reading on the toilet is okay, but not it the tub.

Got it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 09:53 PM

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

NO BOOKS IN THE BATHTUB!

Water and books DON'T mix!



Bathtubs were made for rubber duckies, submarines, tugboats, sailboats, fireboats, frogs, and frogmen

BUT NO BOOKS!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 09:00 PM

That's because you don't know.

I suggest you read the books. Yes, yes, I know it's old technology, but go on and try it. (Hint: you don't need to plug it in or use batteries. And you can use it in the bathtub without fear of electrocution.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 07:49 PM

For some reason I can't quite name,. I can't think of any creature more boring than a vampire bunny. I dunno why.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 06:53 PM

Echoes from afah...Bunicculi, Bunnicula....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 06:38 PM

Boing! Boing!! Gaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Boing. Boing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 01:57 PM

He hops by night!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 01:57 PM

My fantasies are often light blue or gauzy tan. When my mind goes to sleep it slips into the uncontrolled slalom of images, and any color is fair game.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 01:53 PM

Bunnicula will change that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 01:48 PM

If your carrots are white. you may have accidentally planted parsnips or daikon radish instead of carrots.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 01:37 PM

My carats are mostly gold, or diamantine,
my carets black,
my carrots orange.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 01:35 PM

You'll know, Amos, when all of your carrots are white!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 01:33 PM

I thought celery stalks at midnight were usually limp, no?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 12:33 PM

The Celerty stalks at midnight!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 11:40 AM

Of course, there's always THIS!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 11:29 AM

Philosophical tiger? Read Life of Pi.

Okay, the tiger's not really very philosophical. He just eats and shits. Learning to live with the tiger is where the philosophical part comes in.

I suppose the same could be said for mosquitoes and leeches.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 09:36 AM

There's already a philosophical tiger.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 09:03 AM

Amos - how come two of the three are blood-suckers...are you jumping on the vampire bandwagon?

Hmmmmm, which brings up a puzzledr - what happens if a species which drinks blood becomes a vampire - are they forced to drink water, or nectar in ordrr to survive?

Pity the poor vampire mosquito - who must search the night for night- blooming blossoms upon which to wreak it's deadly way!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 01:54 AM

MOM has been chuckling about this all evening.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 01:34 AM

A metaphysical Tiger sounds like a really great idea! Do it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 11:33 PM

Well, LH, I suppose I could invent a talking mosquito with a really rasty attitude. OR, maybe, a Philosophical Leech? Or a Metaphysical Tiger? How would you like that for competition?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 11:26 PM

He leads best who knows when to follow after!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 10:23 PM

They want demonstrations of leadership. Would this include any time he voluntarily washed a load of laundry, or policed the back yard for dog droppings?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 10:22 PM

The blue font helps some. I feel my ennui decreasing by a tiny amount...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 10:05 PM

Tell him to write about his lovely mother and her wonderful dogs. If he can work in apple pie he'll have it all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 09:07 PM

Nail-biting time! Less than three hours until the witching hour, he must turn in the forms for this huge huge scholarship. And can't think of anything to say on the last two essays. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 08:39 PM

I dreamed in a dream I saw a city invincible to the attacks of the whole of the rest of the earth,
I dreamed that was the new city of Friends,
Nothing was greater there than the quality of robust love, it led the rest.
It was seen every hour in the actions of the men of that city
And in all their looks and words.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 07:39 PM

He's not talking Latin. He's trying to be impressive by pretending to talk Latin but not quite succeeding.

Vado tergum ut schola quod perceptum oro per civilis ut vestri socius vir , vos tener piscis!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 06:19 PM

Mom! Rapaire's talkin' Latin again! I think he said something about measuring Nolo's anus!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 06:12 PM

Again, gentlemen, you are failing to amuse me! I am experiencing ennui. Don't you realize your pressing responsibilities in this regard?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 05:20 PM

Ah, Amos. If only you knew Latin! Bene, cum Latine nescias, nolo manus meas in te maculare. (Braccae tuae aperiuntur.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 04:08 PM

Never mind, love lifts the slipperiest heart, as the old saying goeth.

The main thing is that it comes with a power supply.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 03:50 PM

CAt in the hat? moss covered three handles family gredunza?

never mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 03:48 PM

I am sure I do not understand MM's joke; perhaps it is over my head, as the perverted bishop said.

A


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