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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 24 Nov 09 - 11:22 PM
Janie 24 Nov 09 - 10:26 PM
Amos 24 Nov 09 - 10:07 PM
Rapparee 24 Nov 09 - 09:55 PM
Ed T 24 Nov 09 - 08:55 PM
Amos 24 Nov 09 - 07:58 PM
Little Hawk 24 Nov 09 - 06:07 PM
frogprince 24 Nov 09 - 05:43 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 24 Nov 09 - 05:39 PM
Ed T 24 Nov 09 - 05:31 PM
Acme 24 Nov 09 - 04:58 PM
Amos 24 Nov 09 - 02:05 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Nov 09 - 12:45 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Nov 09 - 12:45 PM
Amos 24 Nov 09 - 12:37 PM
Rapparee 24 Nov 09 - 12:34 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Nov 09 - 11:14 AM
Little Hawk 24 Nov 09 - 01:45 AM
Amos 24 Nov 09 - 01:44 AM
Janie 24 Nov 09 - 01:37 AM
Janie 24 Nov 09 - 01:30 AM
Little Hawk 24 Nov 09 - 01:15 AM
Janie 24 Nov 09 - 12:17 AM
Donuel 24 Nov 09 - 12:06 AM
Acme 23 Nov 09 - 11:31 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 11:22 PM

Ahhh LUBS Harmonieeeeeee!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 10:26 PM

OK Stilly.

All is forgiven:>)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 10:07 PM

We're thirty two-five-and eighty now,
And all full and away
ANd the Mother has a bone in her teeth,
As she rollocks, bows, and sways.
She's trim and lean, and her bottom clean,
And the moon shining on the lee
As the black seas sweep underneath her stern,
SIng a song of the Thirty-Three.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 09:55 PM

Dear Shame,

"Sew" away, but you'll get nowhere. Remember your member and de minimus non curat lex.

Yrs, etc.,
Rapaire


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 08:55 PM

Most men make love with women, Shane mostly gets screwed over.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 07:58 PM

Indeed, including the fact that almost all women are, to one degree or another, appealing. Not so Shane. And most women would like to see good things happen and are willing to help make them occur. Not so Shane. Women, by and large, honor human feelings, spirituality, intent, good will, courage, accomplishment, sensitivity, a sense of aesthetics, and the far horizons of the soul. Not so Shane.

Women seem, to some degree, to subscribe to every human talent and virtue known to humanity. Not so Shane. Women strive to communicate, to be understood, and to understand others. Not so Shane. Women strive to become better, regret their sins or offenses against others, prefer to make things right and earn forgiveness, and to forgive those who err against them, generally. Not so Shane.

Women in general seek understanding and strive to use their intelligence to find a good path. Not so Shane. Women tend to modesty and are soft-spoken, prefer not to brag, and let their actions speak louder than their words. Not so Shane.

I think you're onto something here, Little Hawk.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 06:07 PM

He is the opposite in every way to most women. And I think he wants it that way. He feels that it adds to his "appeal".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: frogprince
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 05:43 PM

Just popped up this thread for the first time in months, rolled down a little to start, and read:
       *Shame is the opposite in every way to Stilly"

It didn't really take me too long to sort that out, but I must say that my first reaction was total confusion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 05:39 PM

Rapaire...what the flip are you callin' me? "Unhygienic"???? You got a lotta flippin' nerve, man! I am no gienacolojist! I never took the flippin' course for it and that is why, but I do got a lotta field esxpeeriens if ya know waht I mean, eh? A hole lot more then you, fliphead! You better flippin' stop callin' me "Shame" on the flippin' net or I will flippin' sew you fer every flippin' penny you got. I have had enuff of yer flippin' contentuous attitude, bolthole! You are walkin' the thin line of my patients and about to flippin' fall OFF!!!

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 05:31 PM

"Words of love, so soft and tender,
Won't win a girl's heart anymore."
Mamas and Papas


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 04:58 PM

Happy Birthday, Janie!

There, now isn't that better than tagging "58" on the end of an otherwise meaningless number?

Have a cuppa cocoa, too. It's getting chilly out there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 02:05 PM

Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or ill. - The Buddha

Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. And it will leave you unfulfilled. - Barack Obama


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 12:45 PM

32570!

That am my Zip Code! I win my own prize!

But don't feel rained on. It's really a pretty crappy prize. You wouldn't have liked it anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 12:45 PM

...or maybe today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 12:37 PM

Words have power to destroy or heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world. - The Buddha


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 12:34 PM

Shame is the opposite in every way to Stilly and I strongly doubt that she would be attracted in any way, except perhaps pity -- and then she'd take a firehose to him.'

Shame is so unhygienic that every time he comes home his mother runs out from under the porch, bites his tail, and has the heaves for an hour.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 11:14 AM

We have yet to reach the post number corresponding to my Zip Code. However, it looks like my original estimate that I would be on the road before that number was reached was a bit inaccurate. I'm not leaving 'til Thursaday morning, and it may well be reached sometime tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 01:45 AM

If she did, it would be the first real date he's had in years!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 01:44 AM

I don't think they could find a THING to talk about.

Stilly, I think ya shoulda let Janie have her number cus she asked pretty please. But, no use crying over water under the burned bridge or whatever...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 01:37 AM

Intriguing idea to contemplate.

Theatre of the absurd, anyone?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 01:30 AM

Stilly is going out with Shame-er-Shane?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 01:15 AM

It's "Shane", not "Shame". Please! The boy is sensitive to mispellings of his name, specially after all the harassment from Rapaire!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 12:17 AM

Oh Shame, Stilly.

Shame, I say.

You done robbed me of the chance to take 32558 on my 58th birthday.

I'm gonna go tell MOM! Then you'll be sorry, you wait and see!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 12:06 AM

Buck up Ted your flustration is only due to knowing enough to care.

If ya wanna be high be high if ya wanna be low be low, here's a trillion ways to go you know that there are. If ya wanna be rich be rich, jus follow the Bush family lead into Paraquay investments where the next big housing mortgage bubble is being created by International banks by expanding credit in ways that you saw in the US 7 years ago.

and the beat goes on


65 85 75 CFS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 11:31 PM

Was that the zip code BWL had in mind?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 11:31 PM

There!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 11:31 PM

close. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 10:50 PM

No, I was wrong. THIS one is 32555.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 10:50 PM

Imeant 32553 but with LH's addendum it was actually 32554 and this one is 32555 I think.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 10:49 PM

Seeing as how she said pretty please with sugar on top, I will honr this fair damsel's request, especially 'cuz Miss Janie is a Kayak Lady. That gets points in mybook even tho' I have suinned the winter waves low these everal months. A shame. But She shall have Her Wishe.


A

This one is 33553.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 10:46 PM

Amos - Shane says he'll see your "OMG!! WTF???" and raise you a "FMBaTMW!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 10:20 PM

Hmmm. Seven more. Maybe she knows BWL's zip code.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 10:19 PM

What's the number now?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 09:47 PM

I'm going to bed now. I will arise at 6:00 am Eastern time. Please, please pul-lease restrain your BS and stop at 32557. I really, really, really, really, pretty please with sugar on it and I will kick you in the shins if you cross me, want 32558. But not 'til morning. It is my dearest wish to make that post. I have my reasons. All will be clear if you will but exercise a bit of altruism. I will love you all forever and remember you in my Will. (Who needs socks?)

If you ignore this plea, I will cry and sob, pound the floor with my fists and otherwise behave in a most piteous manner to the point you will all be sorry you did not let me have my way, and MOM will cause something really dreadful to happen to you.

Love,

Janie


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 09:47 PM

For the general instruction of mariners upon the seas of MOAB:

"The flag-officers and commanders of his Majesty's ships are to be careful to maintain his Majesty's honour upon all occasions, giving protection to his subjects, and endeavouring, what in them lies, to secure and encourage them in their lawful commerce; and they are not to injure, in any manner, the subjects of his Majesty's friends and allies.

"If a foreign admiral meets with any of his Majesty's ships, and salutes them, he shall receive gun for gun. If he be a vice-admiral, the admiral shall answer with two guns less. If a rear-admiral, the admiral and vice-admiral shall return two less. But if the ship be commanded by a captain only, the flag officers shall give two guns less, and captains an equal number.

"When any of his Majesty's ships come to an anchor in a foreign port or road,, within cannon-shot of its forts, the captain may salute the place with such a number of guns as have been customary, upon good assurance of having the like number returned, but not otherwise. But if the ship bears a flag, the flag-officer shall first carefully inform himself how flags of like rank, belonging to other crowned heads, have given or returned salutes, and to insist upon the same terms of respect.

"It is allowed to the commanders of his Majesty's ships in foreign parts, to salute the persons of any admirals., 'commanders in chief, or captains of ships of war of foreign nations, and foreign noblemen or strangers of quality, as also the factories of the king's subject, coming on board to visit the ship and the number of guns is left to the commander, as shall be suitable to the occasion, and the quality of the persons visiting; but he is nevertheless to remain accountable for any excesses in the abuse of this liberty. If the ship visited be in company with other ships of war, the captain is not to make use of the civilities allowed in the preceding article, but with leave and con lent of the commander in chief, or the senior captain.

"Merchant-ships, whether foreigners, or belonging to his Majesty's subjects, saluting the admiral of the fleet, shall be answered by six guns less; when they salute any other flag-ships, they shall be answered by four guns less and if they salute men of war commanded by captains they shall be answered by two guns less. If several merchant-ships salute in company, no return is to be made, till all have finished, and then by such a number of guns as shall be thought proper; but though the merchant-ships should answer, there shall be no second return.

"None of his Majesty's ships of war shall salute any of his Majesty's forts or castles in Great Britain or Ireland, on any pretence whatsoever."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 09:39 PM

I fold.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 09:35 PM

I double your "Huh" with a "OMG!! WTF???"


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 09:26 PM

I'll see your ".........yawn........." and raise you a "Huh?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 08:30 PM

.........yawn.........


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 08:11 PM

Well, I can add Sara Palin (around 0:25 in). Top that.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 07:34 PM

A pretty girl in her underwear
A pretty girl in her underwear
If there's anything better in this world
who cares
La mort, c'est la mort
mais l'amour, c'est l'amour
La mort, c'est seulement la mort
mais l'amour, c'est l'amour
A pretty boy in his underwear
A pretty boy in his underwear
If there's a better reason
to jump for joy
who cares....


Now Can Amos really do better than that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 07:29 PM

Puma LIFT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM8DA830xng&feature=player_embedded


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 07:26 PM

This is post #32539. The 32539 Zip Code is in Crestview, Florida. I'll be driving through there Thursday morning in my way to St. Augustine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 07:23 PM

Imagine, 3900 gauss of deep penetrating magnetic stimulation, and all that for only $44.95. Am I wroing, Or, does the male model look like LH, but with shorter hair?


http://www.storesonline.com/site/925842/product/MAG-400


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 05:26 PM

Nice! Good to see that Spock has a decent set of wheels.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 05:22 PM

Little Hawk, do you have any use for some of the Shat-man's cohorts? Like this?

Kind of throws you into a time warp, doesn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 05:18 PM

" a special "precious zone" "

What a simply lovely idea! ;-)

I have directed Chongo's attention to your last post, Amos. I told him I'll give him a free drink if he can figure out what it means and explain it to me in simple language. (I know what it means, of course, but I'm brilliant, after all....)

He's been at it for a half hour now, muttering to himself, scratching his head, furrowing his brow, and getting quite frustrated by the look of it. ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 04:41 PM

"n my favorite recent study, experimenters manipulate cues so that the subject forms an unconscious goal, whose (unnoticed) frustration makes them lose confidence and perform worse at a subsequent task! The dangerous truth, it seems to me, is that these are not isolated little laboratory events. Instead, they reveal the massed woven fabric of our day-to-day existence. The underlying mechanisms at work impart an automatic drive towards the automation of all manner of choices and actions, and don't discriminate between the 'trivial' and the portentous.

It now seems clear that many of my major life and work decisions are made very rapidly, often on the basis of ecologically sound but superficial cues, with slow deliberative reason busily engaged in justifying what the quick-thinking zombies inside me have already laid on the table. The good news is that without these mechanisms we'd be unable to engage in fluid daily life or reason at all, and that very often they are right. The dangerous truth, though, is that we are indeed designed to cut conscious, aware choice out of the picture wherever possible. This is not an issue about free will, but simply about the extent to which conscious deliberation cranks the engine of behavior. Crank it it does: but not in anything like the way, or extent, we may have thought. We'd better get to grips with this before someone else does."

Andy Clark, Edinburgh University

I would disagree with the good Dr Clark in one key respect, namely that uninspected, instantaneous thought can range from the completely reactionary to the brilliantly rational before it is translated into the cognitive Lakovian frames we think of as conscious deliberation, gear it down into language, and try to express it to others. This is true regardless of where it may be found on the spectrum of insight, differentiation, or rationality.   Anyone who has experienced tight telepathy has experienced this.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 04:03 PM

I am sure both your mother and Gollum, if they were actually separate individuals, were quite right about you.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 03:42 PM

My mother used to call me her "precious." So did Gollum.


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