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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 13 Apr 09 - 10:37 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 09 - 10:37 PM

Have you forgotten how to dig a deep hole and cover it with a two-seater, yonker??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 09 - 10:34 PM

Janie, we send out taxes off to a company in Cincinnati. Costs $350 or so, but a) we get that back tenfold each year and b) we don't fight about how to do taxes any more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 09 - 10:32 PM

Oh, yeah. The jet-propelled toilet broke last night. Because it's HIGH TECH and shoots the shit off with a blast of air and little water parts were not in stock. In fact, the innards need a rebuild.

We are thinking of just replacing it with an old fashioned, down the hole it goes, model. Something that won't sound like a rocket when you use the handle. Gotta be something like that around. After all, if we can build a toilet in space....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 13 Apr 09 - 10:31 PM

Ach! I haven't done my own taxes in well over 20 years, but accountant fees have simply gotten too steep to bear. Trying to use turbo tax, but don't understand the questions related to the PLLC and private practice. I finally surrendered and have just finished filling out the extension requests. I'm crossing my fingers that I am sending in enough to cover any taxes owed.

Wonder who does Chongo's taxes?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 09 - 10:29 PM

Long done and the money into the bank or spent.

Janie, just add all of Column A and subtract one from COlumn B or two from Column C.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 09 - 10:28 PM

Ours in the the bank, and we await the State. Then will come your stimulus payment, $400 if you're employed and $250 if you're on SS or a veteran's pension or something -- so I'm getting disabled vet pay from the VA AND I'm employed, so do I get $650??

Nah, probably not. Better so. I'd just spend it foolishly on things like food, shelter, and clothing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Apr 09 - 09:57 PM

I've already done that Janie, and the refund is long-since spent.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 13 Apr 09 - 09:53 PM

One of youse get over here and help me figure out how to do my taxes?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 09 - 03:04 PM

He had clearance to do what needed to be done and he did it. Leadership from many areas.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 09 - 10:03 AM

I am particularly proud of the officer (unidentified) who gave the order to act when the moment arose to take out the pirates who were holding that American captain at gunpoint. It was a dicey call, one that a lot of people would have feared to make, but having boldly made it, he deserves the reward of his success.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 09 - 11:00 PM

Janie,

That sounds like a memorable and stirring voyage of discovery.

Well done!!!!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 09 - 09:28 PM

Read? How do you do that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Apr 09 - 09:07 PM

Janie, you embarrass us, by suggesting that you actually read the recent posts. That is true dedication!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 09 - 08:49 PM

Hi, Mom! I have arisen.

And it was a pretty good nap, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 12 Apr 09 - 08:37 PM

Hi MOM,

Apropo to nothing recently posted, we are back from our quite wonderful trip to eastern Kentucky. Spent the weekend with 2 distant cousins we had never met, but with whom the rapport of family was immediately established, climbed up to the tops of high ridges to visit the graves of many, many ancesters, and located and walked old family farms - a few still in the family, that started out as land-grants to assorted members of the clan who fought in the Revolutionary and 1812 wars.

Although it took him forever, and we feared we wouldn't get him back down, my father, who walks with a cane, insisted on walking up to the cemeteries that had either cleared pasture or a dirt track up to them. We could tell it meant the world to him.

The weather was absolutely wonderful. A splendid way to spend an Easter weekend.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Apr 09 - 06:28 PM

To whom are you referring? I thought this was about the great philosophers Socrates and Calloway, no?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 09 - 06:22 PM

Well, see, now Gnu is a man of wide travels, and to him Refer is sea-going slang for an electric refrigeration unit. So when he was told he was the Reefer Man, he moved to Canada, where he has been freezing his balls off ever since.


Amazing how much can turn on one mis-interpreted word, in't it?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Apr 09 - 02:19 PM

Are you trying to tell us something? Are you that reefer man?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Apr 09 - 10:56 AM

He was searching for something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Apr 09 - 10:53 AM

That was Cab Calloway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 09 - 10:29 AM

Oh. I thought he said he would come back as a TAXI.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 09 - 02:10 AM

The search for truth was canceled by the Galactic Overlords when they realized each searcher was his own full answer. And no other.

The error of searching for that which is Without, like the error of seeking for truth Within, gave way to the simplicity of finding all truth in Being the Whole.


Socrates vowed he would come back as a taxi-dancer after that.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Apr 09 - 01:27 AM

Our family has a couple of spots like that. Here, in Silvana, Washington and here, in Ansonia, CT. (I started at my great aunt's address, though I shifted over to the graveyard where many family members reside).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Apr 09 - 09:23 PM

Or all of the above. Or none of the above. Or some of the above. I don't know. No one does. Can any of use truly know something? To know it would mean that we can understand the real, wouldn't it? And do we understand what is real and what is illusion? Indeed, is that which we call real actually illusion? Illusion cannot be what is real, so can we only perceive illusion while understanding nothing?

I hope Plato, Aristotle, Heraclitus, Sartre, Rousseau, Pascal, Augustine, Swedenborg, North, Aquinas, Camus, and the whole lot are happy now. If they or anyone can truly know happiness, given the human condition. For given the human condition and the continual search for illusive truth and for what is real, can we ever be truly happy? Can we ever know what happiness is? Perhaps the Greek philosopher Arcturides said it best when he said, "It is impossible to step into the same open sewer twice, at least if you have any sense at all."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Apr 09 - 05:28 PM

You could be out carving eggs instead of lollygagging.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Apr 09 - 02:07 PM

Donuel:

Very creative, no question--but improbable. Women that age do not tend to get awestruck or impressed by Rapaire. Unfortunately they either sneer or smile politely in a vacuuous manner while scanning around looking for the nearest exit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Apr 09 - 10:58 AM

Rapaire porn http://usera.imagecave.com/donuel/don/rapaire.jpg

http://usera.imagecave.com/donuel/don/rapaire2.jpg


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 11:39 PM

I have my own such secret place, thanks, at 41º11'53.77"N and 73º26'37.64"W and you are equally welcome to visit, should you ever find yourself in Connecticut with some spare time on your hands. JAck and Eunice were famous for their hospitality, once upon a time, and I am sure the spirit will still move them should you make the occasion.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 11:23 PM

Quincy. For shame! Quincy, Illinois -- like in Quincy, Indiana; Quincy, Michigan; Quincy, California; Quincy, Washington; Quincy, Oregon...but NOT like QuinZEE, Mass.

Well, one very good reason is that she and my father have been in Calvary Cemetery there since 1981 and 1950, respectively. They are there because both of them were, like their parents and their grandparents, born there.

But if you want to visit them just let me know and I'll give you directions. You can also visit some of my friends -- Doug, Bob -- they're nearby. Nice folks, you'd like them, but they're kinda quiet these days.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 10:45 PM

Quency, Ill? Why would you leave her there?\



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 10:38 PM

IF you have to ask, you can't afford to...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 03:29 PM

What about my momma? She's at 39° 57' 12.13"N, 91° 23' 02.65" W if you want to visit with her.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 11:31 AM

No worries, it's quite understandable. For my own part, I also apologize--I wrote "immensely", when I should have written "Yo Momma".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 11:21 AM

Amos, I am always a surprising development. And I apologize -- I meant "Papeete" and wrote "Tahiti."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 10:54 AM

Oh, immensely!!! :D

THis is indeed a surprising development!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 09:57 AM

We talked about the weather. Does that help?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 09:46 AM

At this rate, you will end up finding Little Hawk, mon vieux. You are clearly at least in the same frame of mind...




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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 08:51 AM

Or the time when you were in port in Basel during the cigarette-smuggling deal and Interpol was just outside the door when you tied the bedsheets together and climbed down two stories? And how it was a six-story building? And how you realized that even so you should have tied the bedsheet rope to something other than your own ankle?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 11:14 PM

Oh, I didn't mention that business in Tahiti you told me about. The one with the goat, the first mate, and the treacle? You remember -- you showed me the warrant for your arrest? You said you were lucky to get out of that sticky situation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 11:08 PM

Envy ill becomes you, Amos. I've met Stilly and you haven't. Would you like to know of what we spoke? Are you certain sure?

Well, we talked about you. We carefully explored every facet of what passes for your character and then we spent ten or twelve seconds covering your good qualities. I explained that you were NOT laying drunk in the gutter every day, that you have kept a job for as long as thirty days and only lost it because your sentence was up, and that you only sold dirty postcards in schoolyards because you didn't understand the subject matter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 10:42 PM

Hmmm--their mutual protestations of innocence are very suspicious....



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 10:30 PM

Amos, you know that when he's flying his arms get tired and he can't type at the same time anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 09:39 PM

Could he have flown home and just gotten back now?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 08:50 PM

It's kind of odd--here Rapaire was cutting class to pound away on his laptop, right up to the evening he had dinner with Stilly, and all of a sudden, silence. Could she have slipped him a mickey?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 07:19 PM

Sure, sure!!

I just bid adieu to houseguests from far away to the East, who had flown out for a job interview and a vacation --we burned the late hours and tore through some vino turning over old childhood links and memories.


It's remarkable how much attention we have tied up in odds and ends from long ago, innit?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 03:47 PM

You wanna catch up on library chat, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 03:01 PM

With Stilly and Rapaire hung over from their hoopla, Mom is having a slow morning of it. Stilly, PDF will be fine for your secret notes on all subjects discussed. Name the file after a folk song and email it at your convenience.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 11:53 AM

Maybe if I use deodorant I can get him to settle on a paragraph.

Fortunately I am in good humour and low on bile. Be gratefyul for smalles blessynges!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 07:41 AM

Bruce -- no, not that I remember. I usually don't compare people to movie stars, mostly because I don't remember what movie stars look like.
Except for Kermit and that bunch. Bruce doesn't look anything like Kermit; he's not green for one thing, and right there is one good way to tell the difference between Bruce and Kermit.

Amos doesn't look like Animal, either, or at least not much, because Amos gets his hair cut, especially right after he's been arrested again. He gets a shower then, too. And his clothes are burnt and he's given new ones. But that only happens a couple times a year now. I understand that the jailer holds his mail between sentences. Or maybe not anymore -- I heard that the last time he was up before the Judge the Judge said, "The next time you're not getting a sentence. You're gonna get the whole book." So maybe Amos hasn't been in for a while.

Yes, last night was fun and you're welcome.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 11:57 PM

Yup. I'm back. Mom, you didn't need to wait up, but it was only 10:30. Actually, it was the dogs who waited up. There was this unearthly "we're dying out here!" kind of canine moan from the back porch and I realized I hadn't fed them before I left. That has been remedied.

Thank you for dinner, in case I forgot to say so. It was a very nice evening. Your sabre hardly rattled at all and your guns didn't make your fringe leather jacket look at all lumpy. Good to talk to Pat. (Did you really compare Bruce Murdock to Burt Lancaster?)

Only had one mild dragon to slay on the way home. :) Scraped him off at the stop before mine, at the inter-modal rapid transit station downtown. A sort of overly-friendly puppi-ish middle-aged guy.


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