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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 23 Dec 07 - 09:56 PM
GUEST,Rapaire 23 Dec 07 - 09:15 PM
Amos 23 Dec 07 - 09:09 PM
Rapparee 23 Dec 07 - 04:35 PM
Amos 23 Dec 07 - 02:08 PM
Acme 23 Dec 07 - 01:44 PM
Amos 23 Dec 07 - 01:03 PM
Acme 23 Dec 07 - 12:28 PM
Rapparee 23 Dec 07 - 12:13 PM
Amos 23 Dec 07 - 11:35 AM
Acme 23 Dec 07 - 01:55 AM
Amos 23 Dec 07 - 01:44 AM
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Rapparee 22 Dec 07 - 01:05 PM
Amos 22 Dec 07 - 11:45 AM
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Acme 22 Dec 07 - 03:25 AM
Amos 21 Dec 07 - 11:36 PM
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MMario 20 Dec 07 - 04:18 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Dec 07 - 09:56 PM

Explains a thing or two about your posts, that.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 23 Dec 07 - 09:15 PM

No, I use dead mouses.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Dec 07 - 09:09 PM

I bet you didn't use blog paper, you teckie sloven!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Dec 07 - 04:35 PM

I used the blog this morning and several times during the day, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Dec 07 - 02:08 PM

You may, madame! :D

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Dec 07 - 01:44 PM

If I find and visit her blog, may I post your response? (I may have to do a little explaining about MOAB, or I may post without remark.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Dec 07 - 01:03 PM

We be of one mind, ye and I
In the jungle of memes
Where the wild news flies
Under the dark and purpled skies
Seeking newer, better themes,
For the dinner of the many heads,
In the blogs, and in the threads.
Some great inner resource testing,
Something new and interesting,
Beyond the sleepy dreaming beds,
For the blogs, and for the threads,
For the news at break of morn
Comes a tale of frozen yarns,
Passing tales our friends have said,
To the blogs, and to the threads,
Gleaning from the purpled haze,
News and tidbits for our days,
Filling all the busy heads,
Through the blogs, and through the threads.


This is why Mom is _so_ important. She is the meta-thread, and the Uberblog, and the arche-meme. She is the mother.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Dec 07 - 12:28 PM

We haven't seen Bunn around here in ages. Another reminder.

One of my guests last night dropped a plastic sack with her knitting in it out in the yard. She drove back a few minutes after leaving the house when she realized it had gone missing, but we looked in the house, not the yard. I had an email overnight--"can I come back and look again?"

When I went to get the paper this morning it was still pretty dark, but I spotted a green ball and a knitting needle on the lawn near a cactus, and I walked around and found another at the street curb next door. (It froze last night, no rain, so these were in great shape.) I returned to the house to fix an early breakfast for Caroline who had to drive back to her college town to work this morning, and she dressed and went to look for more, returning with another ball of yarn and a tangled frozen mat of green. It hadn't been so fortunate as the balls. The 12 inches or so of knitting had landed in the sandy wet spot at the bottom of the driveway across the street, and when my neighbor drove in after work (midnight) he drove across it. Caroline returned with a stiff plank of wool and leaves and sand all frozen into an odd-shaped tile, suspended on a knitting needle.

I thawed the yarn, rinsed it in ice cold water, used a little gentle hand soap to lift the sand colored stain, and though the "ball" that had been attached to it is a leafy tangle broken in a few places, it looks like the project survived. She called this morning and was amazed to learn that her knitting had wandered over three yards and into the woods (we still didn't find one set of circular needles. They may have been picked up by an early dog walker.)

I'll pop this in the mail this afternoon and though they don't advertise Sunday pickup, my post office usually has one. She should get this tomorrow. She was amazed, and said "I'll have to blog this."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Dec 07 - 12:13 PM

High above Potomac's waters
With their waves of brown
Stands the nation's sole salvation
Don't let the sewage plant shut down.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Dec 07 - 11:35 AM

Christmas cookies on the platter,
Cooling while our Mom gets madder,
She loves making MOABs fatter
Waiting drives her mad as hatters.
Time goes by and things get badder,
Stilly tiptoes, pitter-patter,
Janie, Bunn and Hawk all flatter
Other Moms, while ours grows sadder.
And Rapaire, that midnight padder,
Shun like fat-cat cad her
Wishes, leaves her feelings flatter,
Drinking, laughing, making chatter,
Where the power-dollars clatter.
Meanwhile, my heart just grows gladder,
Looking at that Xmas platter!
Back above I quickly sat her,
At the top, our stalwart Mater!
Up from the pit of past's dark adders,
Come, now friends! Now up and at her!
End your nounless nabob natter,
Make your neighbors cease their pratter,
Talk of Rome, Tehran or Qatar,
Come! Help Mom back up the ladder!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Dec 07 - 01:55 AM

A quick look in before heading to bed. I'm bushed. The turkey was great. Thanks for the reminder of the floor a year ago. I'm going to finish some more of that work this holiday break. At this rate I might finish by the time I retire. :-/


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Dec 07 - 01:44 AM

Mom:

I know you have been waiting for the others to get home to share your new home-made Christmas Cookies, and I am sure they will be here soon; but just for now I will have a few off the edge of the plate to make sure they are still fresh, okay?? You know how Rapaire is once he starts hobnobbing with lobbyists. It brings out his inner Republican...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Dec 07 - 05:49 PM

There are things in life top be grateful for. For example, a year ago at this time, Stilly had interrupted putting in her new floor in order to prepare against a tornado which had just missed wiping out W in Crawford. And Rapaire was throwing up in D.C. and ruining his vacation.

So far, Rapaire sounds okay this year.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Dec 07 - 05:01 PM

2-1-2-2-1



Sigh...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Dec 07 - 01:37 PM

Declare for Kucinich -- they'll run you out of town.



2-1-2-2-0!!



I love this neighborhood!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Dec 07 - 01:05 PM

Hello. I am trapped in DC. Please help me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Dec 07 - 11:45 AM

But I kinda do not believe him. He'll say anything!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Dec 07 - 09:44 AM

Steven Colbert asserts his nipples spell G.O.P.


Adding that he had the third one surgically impanted, for the O.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Dec 07 - 03:25 AM

Kinda reminds you of your favorite Golden Globes, eh? (At least, it would, if women typically had three!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 11:36 PM

Congratulations, Ms. Sage, on such a round, well-balanced, firmly-packed number!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 11:20 PM

LOL!

Kendall brought down the house at the Getaway concert one year with his rendition of this one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 10:24 PM

Wow! That last post was

21212

Nice! I wonder, will it spin?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 10:19 PM

Here's a fellow I remember from my childhood:

Stan Boreson. Look out. This Scandihoovian humor is pretty risque.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 06:53 PM

Were I not a person of such stellar character and remarkable integrity,
this post would read....


(Blush), I knew that.


The math book was a yellow soft cover. The year was 1961. The grade was 6th. The word was binary.

See? I don't clutter my mind with information that doesn't matter. I focus on remembering the really relevant stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 04:10 PM

TWO ONE TWO ONE OH!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 03:57 PM

Certainly, my friend. Janie, I am sorry. MM was speaking binary and I failed to recognize it. It was Advanced Binary, which I never studied. It's only slightly similar to Base 2.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 12:26 PM

awww - C'mon Amos!

Leave janie to my fantasies...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 12:22 PM

you should seem me factor my binomials - some time.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 12:20 PM

(Ummm.....Janie....that's not binary. Base 2 at best.)

Besides, your twang is much nicer than MM's binary. ;>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Janie
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 12:16 PM

Oh Mario,

I just love it when you talk binary.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 09:32 AM

thee are a few "cute" ones coming up -

but I'm waiting for 21212


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 09:29 AM

That, by the way, was post

2 1 2 0 2

, a particularly charming conflating of integers.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 07:43 AM

Thanks for all that heavy lifting, Janie, youse is a gem.

I love the way you talk.


Have a sweet weekend, ya hear?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 12:36 AM

errr, in terms OF infinity.

Ain't nuttin' chidrens.

Ain't nuttin'.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 12:34 AM

Burma Shave.

(Sorry, MOM, but is 22,000 in terms of infinity.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 12:33 AM

ain't no more than hill 'o beans.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 12:32 AM

Yet, in the whole scheme of things


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 12:31 AM

dirty ovens, untrimmed bangs


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 12:29 AM

Leakin' roofs and money pains


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 12:29 AM

Workplace woes and lots of dread


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 21 Dec 07 - 12:28 AM

Ain't got time to catch up with this thread


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Dec 07 - 10:02 PM

Good ya dodged the bullet, Still -- it's a social minefield out there!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Dec 07 - 08:36 PM

Almost did a horrible faux pas with one of those loaves. I took two to work, but as I spoke with one co-worker I realized that those spiked raisins simply wouldn't do--the other friend is Muslim. I asked him about his views on alcohol, then told him about that ingredient. I'll see about taking in another type of bread tomorrow. I'm glad I realized that mistake when I did.

Long day out with my youngest, shopping. Didn't buy much, but talked over the pros and cons of several possible purchases.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Dec 07 - 08:09 PM

Just think...in nine more posts we will have a whole 'nother century of posts under our belt.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Dec 07 - 04:18 PM

I think Stilly shared a few raisens with Mom and then Mom relazxed and enjoyed the peace and quiet of Rapaire not bugging her every few seconds.

he is *so* needy.

Not that Mom doesn't love him, but. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Dec 07 - 04:08 PM

I hate it when a perfectly friendly but sorta tangential post gets left twisting int he wind with no support. Lime MM suggesting that Stilly should pop some rasins. Perfectly kind impulse, a decent thing to say. But when it is the last post in a long silence it sort of echoes down through the valleys.

Pop a few raisins, Stilly....."

Pop a few raisins, Stilly.......

Pop a few..raisins...Stilly....

Pop a few raisins, Stilly....


While the silent desert breezes blow the weeds around.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Dec 07 - 10:35 AM

pop a few raisens Stilly - you deserve to reax after all that hot work.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Dec 07 - 10:32 AM

Mom, I've been slaving over a hot oven this morning, making a double batch of my popular pumpkin bread. This time I had about a half-cup extra pumpkin so I tossed it in. "If a little is good, more is better" does work in this kind of cooking. I also soaked the raisins in brandy for several days so they're particularly flavorful, and put in half-again as many raisins and walnuts as the recipe calls for. I'll take a couple to work to curry favor with co-workers and pop the rest in the freezer as handy bricks loaves to give as forgotten impromptu gifts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Dec 07 - 09:57 AM

You braggart! The statistics, sirrah, do not support your brown-nosed sycophancy.

Have a nice trip to the Dark Side...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Dec 07 - 08:19 AM

Dear Mom,

Again they left you fall and again I have rescued you from A Fate Almost Worse Than Death. But I can't stay because I have to fly to DC. That George and Laura! they're have "problems" again: George is drinking and messing around with That Other Woman and Laura has moved into a small apartment in the Library of Congress so she can be away from George and closer to Henry Reid, her current heart-throb. Sigh. Anyway, I'll let you know how things are as soon as possible...maybe tonight, most likely tomorrow.

Try to keep Amos sober. Maybe standing outside the tavern, begging him to come home, will work (but I doubt it).

Your fave rave,
R


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