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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 06 Jan 07 - 11:53 AM
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Rapparee 06 Jan 07 - 09:16 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 11:53 AM

The local police operate a search and rescue submarine on the mighty Portneuf River, so that when steamboat passengers fall overboard their bodies can usually be found and returned mostly intact to their next of kin, if any.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 10:57 AM

The substation is right near the power plant and its adjoining outlet mall.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 10:29 AM

Now, BeeDub, that's not what he meant. It's more like ... well... a substation is like a real station, see, only for subhumans.

It's all in the context.

I do love hearing about them Legionairres, though. They remind of the days when the West was pre-adolescent, when a man was a man... and a man on a horse was ...a man, but on a horse.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 10:23 AM

The police are putting a substation in an old store just a couple blocks from the Legion Hovel.

I presume that means the Legion Hovel sits somewhere on the banks of the American Falls Reservoir? I mean, it'd be heard to establish a substation anywhere else in southern Idaho. Even small submarines need thirty or so feet of water to be able to submerge. What good is a submarine as a police surveillance tool if it's right out in the open, floating on the surface of some little creek somewhere?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 09:16 AM

Well.

There's been an interesting development. The police are putting a substation in an old store just a couple blocks from the Legion Hovel.

It's not exactly an old store. It's actually an old, an old, well, an old whorehouse and opium den that was closed during The Great Vice Raids that followed the closing of the Air Base here after WW2. (Couldn't very well close them up DURING the War, could we? I mean, where would the boys 'n' girls have gone for off-duty recreation?) Anyway, the cops are turning it into a full-time, staffed, police substation and the folks in the Legion are quite happy about it.

They've complained over and over to the police about the noisy neighbors. Harassing telephone calls at all hours, awakening the drunks and threatening all sorts of physical violence just because the Glee Club is practicing "Roll Me Over In The Clover." People yelling about the friendly little wrasslin' matches which end in good comradeship and only a few broken bones and rarely any blood to speak of. And the Legion deals with those who might get so excited as to shoot out the lights or something -- everyone have to check ALL of their guns at the door and have had to do so for more'n ten years now, ever since that unfortunate incident where Clean Ike thought that Dirty Ike was wearing his (Clean's) hat and shot it off his (Dirty's) head only to find that he (Clean) was looking at his reflection in the mirror behind the bar and the ricchet off the mirror danged near put a bullet hole in the Memorial Portrait Of Naked Nellie, Man's Best Friend And A Pal To Women Too.

Anyway, the Legion has sent a thank-you note to the Chief of Police and has asked that the near-daily processions with torches and pitchforks by the neighbors be stopped because the carrying of nooses is severly disturbing to several of the Legion members, reminding them of Certain Things they'd rather forget.

We'll see.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 07 - 12:30 AM

The MOAB is like that, like life, the yen and yuan finely balanced.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 10:42 PM

It takes a big man to admit he was wrong, Amos. And even though you're only 3'2" tall, it still makes you a big man.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 10:15 PM

You were right.

I was wrong.

But you knew that.

Well done on spotting my yen for yuan.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 05:32 PM

They were being written at the same time, but I had a couple of screens to lower before I sent it, or they would have arrived simultaneously. No acknowledgement that I could (somehow!) tell the difference between Japanese and Chinese?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 05:22 PM

Our first computer was a Leading Edge! And it had a 20 MB hard drive! And 64 kb of RAM! And an amber monitor!

Y'all eat yer hearts out!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 04:53 PM

Haha! Mwahaha! I got my confession in BEFORE your accusation!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 02:48 PM

Except I don't think that's a yen. It doesn't have the same text on it as 5 yen coins. Looks Chinese, but the image banks seem only to have old coins, the ones with holes in them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 02:47 PM

SOrry. I was just wrong.

"The coin I used in the picture is New Taiwanese Dollar (NTD) 5 dollar coin; it's diameter is about 2.2cm (for coin size comparison, please browse through my collection and you can find a special image that has the USA, Canada, Taiwan, Japan's coin and a rare CPU in the same picture)."

From Nikko's website.

I will drink lots of water to make amends.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 02:32 PM

I don't think anyone would have a yen to use it that way. Nor any five of them, either!! :D

It is clear you find the Japanese currency disoccidenting.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 02:20 PM

I really like this picture. Why? Because the coin they use for size comparison is totally unfamiliar. I have no idea whether it's half the size of a US dime or as big as a dinner plate. For all the information the photo transmits, that chip may be big enough to use as an anchor for a small boat!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 02:12 PM

yup - the good ol' eagle. we had one. IN fact - I think we just finally chucked it into the disposal pit last summer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 02:08 PM

Mine was a CPM-driven Osborne 1 which was positively luggable.

I loved learning about it and wrote my first large program on it -- it was for my wife to balance her checkbook on. It had unusual error messages like "Acccck!! Go get Amos!!!" and "Are you really sure you wrote a check that big?".


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 02:01 PM

I never watched Howdy Doody so I'll skip that one.

Earlier you asked about why 8088?

Here's why. And here. My first computer was an 8088--the Eagle.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 01:34 PM

As an editorial remark for the under-priveleged or uninformed:

"Howdy, who premiered in March 1948 was an all-American boy with red hair, forty-eight freckles (one for each state in the Union), and a permanent smile. Howdy's face symbolized the youthful energy of the new medium and appeared on the NBC color test pattern beginning in 1954.

Smith treated the marionettes as if they were real, and as a result, so did the children of America. Among the many unusual marionettes on the show was Phineas T. Bluster, Doodyville's entrepreneurial mayor. Howdy's grumpy nemesis, Bluster had eyebrows that shot straight up when he was surprised. Bluster's naive, high-school-aged accomplice, was Dilly Dally, who wiggled his ears when he was frustrated. Flub-a-dub was a whimsical character who was a combination of eight animals. In Howdy and Me, Smith notes, "Howdy, Mr. Bluster, Dilly, and the Flub-a-Dub gave the impression that they could cut their strings, saunter off the stage, and do as they pleased." "

More at http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/H/htmlH/howdydoodys/howdydoodys.htm

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 01:31 PM

Through Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring
That was 8900 you heard ring!!
Call the herd, and join the Muster
Look out, gang, it's P.T. Bluster!
Don't be playing with your pud,
Or you'll answer to Chief Thunderthud!
To sleep and dream, ah, there's the rub,
Dreaming of the Flubadub!!
While a bad boy jeers and pelts her
Indian Princess runs from seltzer!
Better far than Rooty Kazooty
And Polka Dotty, is Howdah Duty!!


Hey, kids!! What time is it?????


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 01:26 PM

Howdah duty?

No thanks, mahout hurts.

Howdah duty?

Fine thanks, how 'boutchoo?

Howdah duty?

Easy -- just sit on the john and let nature take its course.

Howdah duty?

Let me offer you a special rate on our super-powerful Miracle Howdah CLeaner...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 01:24 PM

could you enunciate a bit more, please Amos? I don't hear clara(sa)belle anymore.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 01:07 PM

You guys in the peanut gallery owe me a new keyboard!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 01:07 PM

when it gets overheated inside, yes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: frogprince
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 12:58 PM

It's howdah duty time, it's howdah duty time...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 12:49 PM

of course, when you do purchase the optional air conditioning, all that happens is they open the howdah. Since that is easily done on your own, I'd much rather perform the howdah duty myself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 12:49 PM

Yeah, Vinnie is a sharp operator. He tried to tell me he came from a long line of mahouts, but I wasn't having any. Places I go, I don't need four-leg-drive, especially two stories tall.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 12:43 PM

Hmmmph!!!! That's the last time I'll buy an elephant from someone named "Vinnie"!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 12:18 PM

Ha! Did you get suckered into that? ALL elephants come with cruise control. And built-in rear defrosters. The air conditioning is optional though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 12:14 PM

But why settle for a standard elephant when, for just $3,000 more, you can get one with air conditioning, cruise control, and a rear-window defroster?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 11:57 AM

I'm pretty sure that somewhere on Discworld there has to be a "standard elephant" unit of measure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 11:53 AM

You are a dog, sir!! Less by far than a standard elephant.

Well said, MM. I think you are the first scientist in history to define the universe in terms of the standard elephant. This should go down in the history books of brilliant insights.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 11:50 AM

Faux 8888!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 11:46 AM

I've been to Quincy, Florida. The experience was so uneventful that I have no further use for it. You can have it to add to your collection, Rapaire. No compensation required.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 11:45 AM

And, as well, that while we THINK of a second as
_______1______ of a mean solar day, it is actually
      60x60x24
more precisely measured as 9,192,631,770 vibrations of one atom of cesium, to an accuracy of about 1/10^13.


The world itself will serve as the quiz.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 11:41 AM

so the universe masses (roughly) 2*10^50 standard elephants?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 11:37 AM

Faux 8884!!! Yay!

You should be aware that:

The approximate mass of an electron is 9 x 10^-31 kilograms.

The approximate mass of an elephant is 5 x 10^3 kilograms.

The approximate mass of the known physical universe is approximately 10^53 kilograms.

And that, my friends, is a great many indeed of kilograms.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 10:59 AM

What an obscure proposition!

What does it mean, Sage?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 10:38 AM

In this environment I think more of us might have familiarity with 8088.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 09:34 AM

and the phone numberof my first house.

oh - what we could do with that statement - if we wanted to ...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 09:33 AM

Faux 8880!

One of my favorite numbers, and the phone numberof my first house.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 09:16 AM

I've also been to Big Neck, Fishhook, French Lick, Rabbit Hash, Las Putas, and Condom.

Having been born in Quincy, IL I sorta like to collection Quincys. I've been to Quincy, CA; Quincy, MI; Quincy, MA (but it's a Quinzee, not a Quinsee); and Quincy, IN. There's also Quincy, WA and Quincy, OR. I'm pretty certain I've missed some, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 01:38 AM

So have I. And I've been through Bucksnort and Tubby (Tennessee and Mississippi, respectively). Not all equally odd as names go, but interesting.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 10:42 PM

I've been to both places.

Really.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 08:45 PM

Yeah, some folks dinna ken the difference.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 08:36 PM

I believe the imprint for that song is actually out of Nanaimo, not Vancouver.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 12:58 PM

If I had the plague
I would aroint
And sit me down in a burger joint.
Eating the whoppers,
Fat and swell,
Guaranteed to make me well!!

Whack fall diddly, doo rum ring
Make me one with everything


If I were a mindless,
Bureaucratic cog
Each day for lunch I would eat hot dogs!
Chow down buns and relish times three
Guaranteed to make me free!

Whack fall diddly, doo rum ring
Make me one with everything


If I were a mean ole
Alley Cat
I'd eat hot dogs to make me fat
Steal from the vendors in their carts
And break those lady kittens' hearts

Whack fall diddly, doo rum ring
Make me one with everything


And if I were under
A bodhi tree
I'd use hamburger to set me free
Eat all the bacon burgers I could wanna
Make my way up to McNirvana!

Whack fall diddly, doo rum ring
Make me one with everything


Bogus McFaddist
Songs My Father Wouldn't Want to Hear
Folk-Dump Music, Vancouver, 1997


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 09:27 AM

Today, I call the doctor about this #$@%!@!!ing cough I've developed. And if I didn't have one before, the bus trip back from SLC in a load of coughing college students would have given me one. Sounded like a busload of pneumonic plague victims or the active ward of a TB sanitarium.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 02:11 AM

Are you feeling better, or just delirious?

(Good to see that you're back home! Get some rest!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 12:20 AM

Oy. Ya just git home and see what happens? Well, I'm Alichem the idea of going to bed. As Woody wrote, Sholom, it's been good ta know ya.


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