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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 19 Dec 14 - 11:20 PM
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Acme 18 Dec 14 - 10:18 PM
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Amos 17 Dec 14 - 05:04 PM
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Acme 16 Dec 14 - 11:40 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Dec 14 - 11:20 PM

And teeth! I never bought that tooth fairy thing. I knew the government just wanted my DNA for its secret store of only the finest DNA!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Dec 14 - 11:17 AM

Did I mention the leprosy and the necrotizing fasciitis and the gangrene? Also, I am FORCED to cut off parts like nails and hair!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Dec 14 - 10:18 PM

Rap, you exaggerate. Nothing is actually falling off and they'll repair that knee in situ.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 14 - 09:59 PM

Well, on the 30th I go see an orthopedic surgeon about repairing my RIGHT knee. Medial meniscus tear. If all goes well the surgery will be the week of January 11. This should be arthroscopic surgery, but I'm getting sick and tired of slowly falling to pieces.

Of course, I did this while Pat was in the hospital and I was rushing around Doing Things.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Dec 14 - 02:17 PM

Sounds like a lovely sofa, Amos. I had a futon that was comfortable and the dogs loved it (with many layers on it to keep the dog smell from lodging in the mattress) but it took up too much space so I donated it to the Salvation Army. I still miss it, but I do enjoy being able to walk into the room and move around easily. The kids now have more or less abandoned their bedrooms so those beds are used for guests.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 14 - 08:58 AM

Wow, GUEST. You seem to know Amos' housing condition. But since only very wealthy Republicans can live in the Marine-Corps-protected gated community of Sandy Ego I suspect you're right. I was there, once, to see my nephew graduate from (or into?) the Marines. He was handed a rubber truncheon and a pistol and told to "break the *&$%!! heads of any **@@##!!!$% who tries to disturb the peace of those who live here and whom we are sworn to protect." "Protecting" meant beating senseless, dumping into a boat, and tossing overboard beyond the three-mile limit, all the riff-raff, hippies, and ne'er-do-wells.

It ruined him. Now he's studying to be an electrical engineer instead of reading and writing the poetry he loved.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Dec 14 - 09:30 PM

You COULD put your guests up in that six bedroom, 5 bath guesthouse you have attached to the Big House and near, but upwind, from your stables. Of course, then your guests might see the servants' quarters under your stables.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Dec 14 - 05:04 PM

We have a beautiful new sofa arriving this afternoon. It has a magic bed inside it. We can stop putting people up on air mattresses! Won't that be uptown??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Dec 14 - 11:07 AM

A British warplane?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 14 - 08:54 PM

The squirrels won. The hawk wanted dinner, but dinner kept above her and among the branches so she couldn't get them. Then the squirrels broke off branches and dropped them on her. She put up with it for a while but moved on to an easier meal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 14 - 03:58 PM

Just spent 20 minutes or so watching a Northern Harrier (female) try to catch some squirrels in the trees just outside my backyard fence.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Dec 14 - 11:40 AM

Considering the length of the thread it may be extreme nit-picking, but I removed Rap's duplicate post. We don't want to be accused of repeating ourselves in this grand endeavor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 14 - 09:33 AM

Assuming, Amos, that the speed was instantly reached with the pitch, you wouldn't have to worry about the mass because the atoms in front of the object would be fused together by it (assuming it didn't instantly ignite). These would set off further fusion events.

Do you know what energy is released by a fusion event? HINT: Fusion powers the stars.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Dec 14 - 02:05 AM

My rolls are well-shaped and tasty. Not as dense as any ol' galaxy.

Okay, that was the straight line . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 14 - 11:49 PM

AT .9c the roll would have more mass than the Milky Way. Who'd want to bite into that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 14 - 08:56 PM

Today I received a book called "What if?" by Randall Munroe. One of the questions in it deals with the effects a baseball (or a roll) thrown at 0.9c. The results are interesting, to say the least, and would give a fresh look to food fights.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Dec 14 - 01:08 PM

Okay, it's going to be soup and rolls. Things that either you can't throw easily, or that can be cleaned up quickly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 14 - 12:32 PM

Yeah, man--are you an onanist or an oenophile!?? SUck it up and lend a hand!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 14 - 08:46 AM

Oh, come on, LH! You know that Chongo's just pulling his own leg, given how old he is and all. I'm sure he won't act like a jerk. Sure, he's developed a taste for some things but he won't let that interfere with his beat, man.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Dec 14 - 10:24 PM

Chongo is busy dealing with attempts by someone to steal Kendall's identity on Facebook. He says he's going to "annihilate the creep". He'll deal with you two later, okay?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 14 - 10:12 PM

Come come, gentlemen; you will never get to the root of the matter quibbling like this. We need to stand strong on middle ground here, or we shall all deflate separately.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 14 - 08:06 PM

Why should you care about your mother, Chongo? You sold her and your sister Chinga into A Life Of Shame to get money for your passage to America. In First Class, no less.

Regarding circumcisions, I guess he'd take a little off the top but you'd have to tip him or he'd throw you over the prepuce.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Dec 14 - 01:01 PM

MOM wants to know if you guys are all sticking around for dinner. She sees a food fight coming on.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 14 Dec 14 - 11:53 AM

Leave my mother outta this, Amos...you damn dirty human!

Rap...I would be willin' to do one in yer case...with a rusty steak knife or a can opener.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 14 - 11:08 PM

His mother WAS one!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 14 - 09:51 PM

Chongo, do you do circumcisions?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 13 Dec 14 - 08:42 PM

I understand the difference between a smart Chimp and a dumb human. Maybe you don't understand me. I am askin' exactly WHERE you want me to bite you, see? I mean on what part of yer anatomy?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Dec 14 - 08:25 PM

You don't understand.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 13 Dec 14 - 08:20 PM

Just tell me where.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Dec 14 - 07:13 PM

BITEME.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 13 Dec 14 - 12:37 PM

QA, NMJ.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 14 - 12:01 PM

HB, NG.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 14 - 10:16 PM

I ...let's just assume I'm right...

December 13, 2014, is the 378th birthday of the National Guard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Dec 14 - 09:25 PM

Long live the bright! And, glad to hear about rain in the drought stricken. Now... stop fracking and conserve water.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 14 - 04:43 PM

We got some downpour this morning, all right, but there is patchy sunlight doing combat with the next wave of gray clouds over the Western ocean. Poor Maggie the Dog has had to spend most of the morning inside, which bores her into apathetic silence. We are confident we will be back in the arms of Mother Sunlight in another day or two, so we are cheerful about the opportunity to actually set a fire in the fireplace for a change.

I am happy to report based on recent experience that there is a lively and lovely younger generation of songwriters and singers coming up through the hard ranks of showcases and open mics here in Southern California. Last night at a downtown Whiskey Bar a showcase went down that had the joint jumping with bright, creative original and driving music backed up by only one or two guitars and perhaps a drum or mouthharp. The future looks bright!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Dec 14 - 02:17 PM

You can't be right, because we have disagreed on a couple of occasions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 14 - 09:55 AM

Look, I have a Master of Science degree in Library and Information Science.   Let's Just assume I'm right and save all that time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Dec 14 - 12:20 AM

Chongo, have you checked out Google Earth lately? You know how long California is? I bet San Diego gets at most a little spit out of all of those storms that are nailing Northern California.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 11 Dec 14 - 09:19 PM

Hey, Amos, I hear yer gettin' some bad weather on the West Coast. Gettin' real windy, I hear. This oughta put you right in yer element! :D Ook! Ook!

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 14 - 06:53 PM

Well, that went well. Good info and people seemed to get a lot out of the topic. Tomorrow I have my monthly PTSD group to facilitate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Dec 14 - 11:44 AM

That's what I got.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 14 - 09:02 AM

This morning I will introduce a clinical psychologist who will present a talk to some old folks like me in continuing education. The topic is: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

When I first ever ever heard of it I thought it was "Post Romantic Stress Disorder."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Dec 14 - 09:58 PM

Not Rudolf the red nosed reindeer, eh? Take care.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 14 - 08:55 PM

I have cellulitis in my nose. My nose is all red and swollen. I am on Bactrim for the next two weeks. The doctor thinks it's staph. a.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Dec 14 - 04:13 PM

There is some stuff in here that will lull you into the xmas spirit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Dec 14 - 11:30 AM

Here's a song we can all sing;



I knew. You knew. We all knew. For god's sake even gnu knew.


On a cold April day Frau Dieseldorf decided not to hang the laundry out to dry. In the bucket the clothes pins floated in cold rain water
and had a layer of grime on top. Most of all there was a putrid
smell of burning meat in the air. It was better than before when the
smell of hair was unbearable but that had been gone since winter.



Just like us the people knew. Like us they did not know all the names

and addresses but there were plenty of people who spoke their

conscience of what they saw as well as those who bragged.

As long as it didn't spoil the sheets or foul up our commute we did
nothing about it.

The torture belongs to you as much as me. I didn't know or I was just following orders doesn't wash. It won't wash away the stain on your hands. It is on you as much as it is on me.

Just like any bigotry even if you don't act out an act of hate you at
least took advantage of white privilege without a thought to those
who have no such privilege.


Like it or not, defend it or not, it is your torture no matter how
removed you insist you are. It is in your nations name,. It is in
your name.


With the release of the 6 million page report all that has changed is
the is the knowledge of who and where. What is different is that you
know deep down why you deserve to be treated in kind, without care or
concern from your torturer. Or perhaps you have no soul and dismiss
this sin with a click.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Dec 14 - 11:27 AM

Tabernac, eh guys! Where's all the Kissmeass spirit? Good swill and all that eh la?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 14 - 08:13 AM

Scio, te face.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Dec 14 - 02:33 AM

Fumus is a piss-poor choice to translate "Puff", Rapp.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 14 - 08:03 PM

Here's a song we can all sing:

Fumus, draco magus
Incoluit mare.
Lusit autumnal'illic
Maritimo Hanalo.

Parvus Marcus Iulus
Lasciv'amavit.
Marcus dedit olivas
Et alia dona.

Chorus: (bis)
Ha, Fumus, draco magus
Incoluit mare.
Lusit autumnal'illic
Maritimo Hanalo.

Vexerunt coniunctim
Scapha magica;
Stetit cauda Fumi
Et illic vigilavit.

Reges, duces, patres
Coluerunt eis.
Piratae se tradiderunt
Mugente Fumo sic:

Chorus:

Draco nunquam mutat,
Sed puer fiat vir.
Ludi liberum brevi
Substituent rebus.

Gravi noct'accidit.
Marcus Iulus abiit.
Fumus, draco magnus,
Destitit mugitum.

Tum lacrimavit draco,
Et posuit squamas.
Nunquam rursum hic luderet
Cum amico Marco.

Sine socio,
Non sensit se fortem.
Fumus, draco magnus,
Ad speluncam repsit.

Chorus


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