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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Sep 17 - 08:03 PM

Jeez Rap your schedule is busier than a Louis Black tour.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 17 - 09:53 PM

Everything fell together this late summer/autumn. I was going to go to Getaway, but the trip to Iceland came up and, well....

Speaking of Amos and Bee-Dub, does anyone know how they're faring?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Sep 17 - 10:12 PM

I am well. We've had nothing but some light rain so far. On my way shortly to pick up Joe Offer at the airport!   Tomorrow, Lonesome EJ comes to town, and Bobert. With Janie and Dani we will have ourselves a Getaway Reunion right here in li'l ole Hillsborough. Yowzah!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Sep 17 - 10:45 PM

That should be fun; one of these years I WILL make it to the Getaway.

On a somber note about Hurricane Irma, I have friends in the Miami Beach area who left during the storm, and returned home to no power. He lifted the heavy garage door manually and it dropped - killing their 15-year-old cat. There are tears in that household tonight.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Sep 17 - 11:13 PM

I am fine.   Irma happened to the rest of Florida, not the western panhandle.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Sep 17 - 08:07 AM

That means your snake population will stay out in the yard, right? Not come into the house for shelter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 17 - 11:29 AM

I only confess this to my closest friends and siblings. I have gone and turned 72 today. I never thought I would see this day!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Sep 17 - 10:30 PM

Ha! I turned that age ages ago -- last February, to be a bit more exact. You, Amos, are but a mewling, puking, infant. A mere schoolboy, a child, a cub, a moppet, a tot, a toddler! I hope that your birthday was at least enjoyable and no one pinned that tail on the wrong donkey.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Sep 17 - 12:00 AM

keberoxu, I notice some name-dropping about MOAB in other threads. We tend to not brag about MOM on other threads, people get jealous about how long it is (or complain if pages are slow to load, suggesting that MOM might be to blame for slowing it down). Or it might attract people who want to move their various fights somewhere new, and editing out posts is a bitch on this thread.

Just sayin'.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Sep 17 - 07:30 PM

Warming up again. Darn. I grew up with fall weather starting in September; last week was spectacular temperature-wise. MOM had a sweater on the chair next to the kitchen door for when she went out in the pre-dawn morning to run the sprinklers before the code enforcement guys were out to notice that it isn't her day for watering.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Sep 17 - 08:30 PM

Mention of MOAB draws too much attention from the NSA web crawlers.
As you know it stands for our classified mother of all bombs.
Its not exactly entirely conventional. Now I've said too much.

Yep spectacular evening weather out east. Noisy as a jungle night.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Sep 17 - 12:38 PM

Okay okay okay. Me and my big mouth. So sorry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Sep 17 - 05:34 PM

Both sides

Blow dried wisps of Donald's hair
And tall Trump castles in the air
Fair weather friends are everywhere
I've looked at clods that way
But now they only block the sun
They rain and blow on everyone
So many things I would have done
But clods got in my way
I've looked at clods from both sides now
From KKK to the Nazi race
It's clods illusions I recall
I really don't know clods at all
Swooning goons and tribe appeal
The neo Nazis know how you feel
As every hairy tale comes real
I've looked at hate that way
But now it's just a TV show
They'll all laugh at you when you go
And if you care, don't let it show
Don't give yourself away
I've looked at hate from both sides now
From give and take and still somehow
It's wars illusions I recall
I really don't know hate at all
Tears and fears and feeling proud,
To say "We are white" right out loud
Dreams and schemes and deadly crowds
I've looked at life that way
But now old friends they're acting strange
They shake their heads, they say I've changed
Well something's lost, but something's gained
In living every day.
I've looked at strife from both sides now
From win and lose and still somehow
It's strife's illusions I recall
I really don't know strife at all
I've looked at life from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It's life's illusions I recall
I really don't know strife at all


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Sep 17 - 06:34 PM

She's simply irresistible.
There's no tellin' where the money went.
Unless you get the bill from the lawyer.

Plagiarized song in progress.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Sep 17 - 06:50 PM

Parodized not plagurized


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Sep 17 - 06:53 PM

56565* 14 Sep 17 - 06:50 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Sep 17 - 07:13 PM

edit

Blame Both Sides Now

Blow dried wisps of Donald's hair
And tall Trump castles in the air
Fair weather friends are everywhere
I've looked at clods that way
But now they only block the sun
They rain and blow on everyone
So many things I would have done
But clods got in my way
I've looked at clods from both sides now
From KKK to the Nazi race
It's clods illusions I recall
I really don't know clods at all
Well groomed goons and tribe appeal
The neo Nazis know how you feel
As every hairy tale comes real
I've looked at hate that way
But now it's just a TV show
They'll all laugh at you when you go
And if you care, don't let it show
Don't give yourself away
I've looked at hate from both sides now
From give and take and still somehow
It's wars illusions I recall
I really don't know hate at all
Tears and fears and feeling proud,
They say "We are white" right out loud
Dreams and schemes and deadly crowds
I've looked at strife that way
Now some old friends are all deranged
They shake their heads, they say I've changed
Well something's lost, but something's gained
In living every day.
I've looked at strife from both sides now
From win and lose and still somehow
It's war's illusions I recall
I really don't know strife at all
I've looked at strife from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It's war's illusions I recall
I really don't know strife at all


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Sep 17 - 08:16 PM

Are you a Trumpist tonight,
Do you miss a good fight?
Are you sorry you joined KKK?
Does your memory stray to that bright sunny day
When you lynched raped and killed, those unlike you?
Does the media lie, and tell only fake news?
Is the world made of shit, and you are the glue?
Is your heart filled with hate, is pain and death your true fate?
Tell me Adolf, are you lonesome tonight?
I wonder if you're lonesome tonight

sniff...white supremacists have feelings too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Sep 17 - 08:46 PM

There are enough chores needing doing that I'm taking tomorrow off to get started. If MOM will get up early she can ride with the dogs and me over to the local Chevy dealer where I bought my used Nissan - I'm due my free oil change. I'll walk back to the house with the dogs, and if MOM doesn't want to walk I'll load the Radio Flyer in the back of the SUV and pull her home in that. It's pretty level between the dealership and the house.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Sep 17 - 09:23 PM

Don't spill her rum and she'll be just fine.

Off to SLC tomorrow and then to BWI and then to IAD to KEF. Then next week KEF to IAD and then BWI to SLC and thence to PIH by land.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Sep 17 - 10:09 AM

I'm not going to any of those interesting places. My life consists of traveling back and forth between BFD and WTF with the occasional side trip to OMG.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Sep 17 - 10:40 AM

And if you have difficulties traveling between those places, you're SOL. Had that happen a few times myself. (O being "outof" or "outta" - a single word in this particular usage.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 17 - 11:26 AM

Yeah, Bee-Dub and Acme, I've been all of those places more often than I care to admit. I've also been to FTA and FTS.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Sep 17 - 10:14 PM

And have you ever had the medical condition of PITA?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 17 - 10:22 PM

Often.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Sep 17 - 12:07 PM

Hi, Mom!

Dictionary.com says the word "wonk" is of unknown origin. But have you ever noticed that "wonk" is "know" spelled backwards? And that wonks are people who know a lot? This simply cannot be a coincidence! I seem to have either solved a perplexing mystery or indulged in a meaningless exercise in folk etymology. Choose one.

By the way, the most often cited example of folk etymology is "strawberry". Most people assume the word has something to do with straw. Wrong! "Straw" is an archaic form of "strewn". They're called strawberries because they grow on vines that are strewn along the ground instead of being supported by an arbor like grapes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Sep 17 - 01:18 PM

There are people in the world who can take old usable tech stuff from computers and use them now. eBay is where they shop. Today I'm listing old funky stuff that I used years ago, that still works, but that I can't be bothered to figure out how to put it to good use now. That's why I list on eBay.

If I was from the UK I think I'd be saying "I can't be arsed" to figure out how to use this stuff. The Mudcat influence.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Sep 17 - 03:03 PM

That's brilliant knowing wonk backwards is know. A wonk knows a lot about a narrow field and knows little in general. Its like a dog that knows a lot compared to god.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Sep 17 - 08:41 PM

I am still alive.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Sep 17 - 10:13 PM

Sometimes that's all we can manage in a day, gnu. Congratulations!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 18 Sep 17 - 03:05 PM

Glad to hear you're still alive, gnu.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Sep 17 - 03:18 PM

Mom, Getaway was fantastic, as usual. Met Mrs.Amos. She actually exists!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Sep 17 - 08:59 AM

I've met her and I wonder how Amos deserves someone as nice she is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Sep 17 - 08:48 PM

I met her also this year. Good thing they made that cross country trip just so we could all be introduced. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Sep 17 - 06:53 AM

WHERE WAS MOM ON THE 20TH?????? In some dive, drunk and propositioning sailors again? Or worse? Are Acme and I the only ones trying to keep here out of the, ah, houses again? Well???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Sep 17 - 05:32 PM

I'm still around. Just kinda 'busy' with stuff. The autumnal equinox happened about 15 minutes ago. Happy fall y'all!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Sep 17 - 11:29 PM

It's in the low 90s here during the day. Hard to convince me that Autumn has begun.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Sep 17 - 01:08 AM

It was a grand Getaway and BBW enjoyed it (her first!) immensely. She deserves me, you shriveled knackwurst, as much as I her!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 23 Sep 17 - 07:01 PM

I can't say anything to top "shriveled knackwurst." so:

Come on, MOM, let's get you out of the basement and back upstairs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Sep 17 - 09:02 AM

I dreamed I heard Ali last night
alive as you or me
How is this you're 1 year dead?
"stand for war and be dumb or take a knee for freedom"
said Ali.

The old white racists hated you, they hated you said I
It takes cold silence to kill a Man, I never died said he.
"Peace is hard. War is failure. Speak a word, Lift a finger".
said Ali.

The racists are in charge again
They're in charge again said I
If you take a knee for freedoms sake We'll never be victims
Don't be silent victims.

I dreamed I heard Ali last night
alive as you or me , he said
Sometimes it takes all your strength, just to be free
Float like a cloud , sting like a bee
said Ali


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 17 - 12:11 PM

Ah, Donuel, you've the soul of a poet.

I apologize for calling Rapaire a shriveled knackwurst. It is just that he specialoizes in being so rude and offensive. It's part of his silly "superior over-inflated pseudo-solipsistic gasconade, his pretended outrecuidance, if you will. Or, in his case, even if you won't!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Sep 17 - 01:11 PM

That ain't no poem. Its a parody with a limp.

Poems are disembodied outstretched souls
racing in a jet stream so quick
it takes strong legs and fast hands
to jump up and grab one out of thin air
and most importantly, write it down.
Hearts and minds play their part
but that is not where poems start.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 17 - 02:35 PM

Today I was where the plates come together--or more accurately, part. Thingvellir.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Sep 17 - 12:10 PM

My plates are together all of the time. What's wrong with yours, Rap?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Sep 17 - 12:32 PM

we call it a dishwasher.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Sep 17 - 08:59 PM

Mom!

Why do people say something is an "added bonus"?

Of course it's added! If it were subtracted, it wouldn't be a bonus, would it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Sep 17 - 10:32 PM

That is some real repetitive redundancy fer sure dude


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Sep 17 - 09:26 AM

Hey Rap you have the spleen of a poet and a rectum full of wisdom.

"keep your mind full and your bowels empty"
Robin Williams.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Sep 17 - 07:04 PM

This evening I gave my next door neighbor a lesson in using a packing tape dispenser. Tip your hand down at the end, don't twist. I should have also tipped her off to the fact that it's a really great weapon. MOM knows about that, chasing off door-to-door salesman by waving the dispenser at them as they approach the front porch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 27 Sep 17 - 10:10 AM

Up and at 'em, MOM.


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