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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 10:29 PM

How about "Mangez-moi, tête du merde!" or "Foutrez votre mama, couchon-garçon."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 05:09 PM

T'est fou, la. Flit mon tu. (local Shaques for "you are crazy, bite me"... toned down a touch in translation... actually it's to do with somebody named Richard and no actual biting unless you are French and are gentle).

As has been stated, there really is no way that I know of to tell someone to "fuck off" in French. There are international signs of friendship but these are sans voice and require no translation. Although they may differ somewhat between cultures, there is little problem with recognition. The NA version being "the finger". The European versin is not as static and uses two fingers, sometimes an entire forearm but the Europeons are naturally kinda passionate and sometimes a bit more kinky in these matters.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 04:44 PM

"suing the poop outa Mr. Ed"


There is plenty poop (aks bs) here! Bring it on, legal poop finders.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 03:48 PM

The French use "baiser" when they want to refer earthily to the act itself, and foudrer when they mean it in a general expletive sense such as "fuck off" (foudrez-moi la paix) or "Fuck it!" (Je m'en fous).

Or so I remember it from my apache days.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 03:15 PM

Who changed his name to the more common spelling (at the behest of the extraordinarily common Amos) and who, as a result of Ed T.'s posting, has contacted his lawyer about suing the poop outa Mr. Ed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 02:53 PM

Exponential potential before us . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 01:47 PM

Now, if someone were to say, Va te faire foutre, Raparee!

Would it have the same impact as go and get fucked (or fuck off) Rapairee?

Disclaimer: There is no intent, now or in the future, to say that anyone would (did or will) say that to this fictional person (used for demonstration only), named Raparee. Nor to be confused with the person formerly known as Repaire.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 01:41 PM

Maybe it was foutre, and prounces as I had noted?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 01:35 PM

The French do not fuck...they make love and also repoduce. I suspect because they respect the act (and have fewer sex hang-ups).

Fuck is a unique multi purpose word that has crept into many languages, unofficially.

I suspect the French don't have an official crude term like it.
You would have to seek out unofficial street lingo...that likely varies by area. I remember one crude word for it, but can't spell it...It is something like forier?

Here is a start, But, I suspect there are more.

The Uncensored French Language


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 01:13 PM

Another jello cup, please! Drop "fuck, sex, intercourse, consummate," into the babel fish and go for French, then check out the French corpus, and one wonders what the slang for "fuck" is in French? It disappears from the screen, and one presumes the French do have an interest in this activity, with a bawdy nomenclature to accompany it. (And something tells me that "rapports" is talking, not doing, in French.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Eiseley
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 12:52 PM

I am not so optimistic. It seems like those words you chose: love,hate,enlighten,war,sex may be just doublespeak for the same ideas.

It is an entertaining toy, though.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 10:30 AM

This is like giving a bunch of third graders a dozen free cups of jello each...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 10:18 AM

Yes, Amos, but make a close study of this one and tell me there is hope.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 11:39 PM

Yeah--love was on a decline through the Bush years but has rebounded.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 10:55 PM

Yes, but just recently love appears to be trumping the others. That's a good sign.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 08:19 PM

Year by year, Love and Peace seem to be losing ground.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 08:09 PM

All the really interesting words took a huge upswing starting in 1955 just like global warming.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 12:20 PM

I find the results of this one dramatic, and a bit disturbing...

Are we living in a sex-obsessed century (and a bit)?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 10:07 AM

Mom's had her ups and downs over the years, hasn't she?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 02:52 AM

Thus. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 02:27 AM

Like I predicted, lots of potential!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 01:58 AM

Fascinating! There seems, according to the chart, to have been an unprecedented rise in both idiocy and githood since the year 2000!!! Hmmm....why do I not find that particularly surprising? ;-) Bush was elected president in 2000, wasn't he? Yes, society HAS been getting stupider ever since the turn of the new century, and we see the steady decline with things like the Patriot Act, the War in Afghanistan, the War in Iraq, the subprime meltdown, the new security measures at airports, the draconian activities of Homeland Security, etc...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 01:29 AM

I predict a lot of MOAB play with another great Google toy. . .

Voila!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 01:22 AM

Amos, you silly-ass human, you should be goin' after the outfit that does the chart if that is your complaint, not after LH. I know you been on a vendetta against me for a long time, and I can understand that, cos I can be an irritatin' guy to some people bein' as how I speak my mind and don't suffer human fools gladly...but LH is a nice person, he is softspoken, he don't mean no harm to no one...so why you pickin' on him all the time, bub? What is yer problem? You want I should come down to San Diego and teach you the facts of life? Is that what you are anglin' for? Cos I will if you keep carryin' on and makin' uncalled-for attacks on LH. He didn't do nothin' different in reportin' on that chart fer the words Black/Negro/etc than Stilly River Sage did with the Indian/Native American thing....and I don't see you goin' after her over that, do I? "Indian" could also mean people from India, couldn't it, and it could mean a brand of motorcycle too, but I don't see you buggin' Stilly River Sage about that. She gets a free ticket from you...but LH gets jumped on.

So whaddya got to say about that, buster? He made a point about how the word Negro spiked in use during the Civil War years, and "colored" spiked in used during and just after WWI and WWII. That's sigificant. That's his key point...and it remains a valid point regardless of the number of occurences of the word "Black" over the whole danged period.

If you was standin' under my tree, there'd be a large coconut bouncin' off yer thick skull right about now.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 12:16 AM

I think it would be interesting to do a similar graph using gat, sidearm, shooting iron, piece, rod, Saturday Night special, and other related terms as inputs.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Dec 10 - 05:14 PM

LH:

Your graph is useless unless you think there is some way to exclude the million other uses of the words black and colored aside from referring to people's pigments.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Dec 10 - 03:56 PM

Lissen ya big ape! Ain't nobody puts a micky on this guy, ya unnerstand? I carry both a gat and Chicago typewriter, a shiv and a pair of brass knucks, so don't monkey around with me, see?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Dec 10 - 03:38 PM

You been readin' them Mike Hammer stories again, Rap?

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Dec 10 - 03:36 PM

Oh, FFS!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Dec 10 - 03:32 PM

He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.   He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.   "Just relax."   Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.   When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribbcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.   Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking `no' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say ....
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"Okay, ma'am," said a voice. "All done."   My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse. "You can board your flight now."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Dec 10 - 01:58 PM

Stilly, here's an even more interesting take on politically correct terms in the popular culture:

Different historical terms for Blacks

Study the chart carefully, and a fascinating thing becomes clear: Only 3 times in history did the most common term "Black" become less widely used in America than some other term....and it was during...

The Civil War - "Negro" became more widely used for a brief few years.

WWI - "Colored" became more widely used for about 3 years.

WWII - "Colored" again became more widely used during the war years and shortly after.

Other than those 3 short spikes during and just after those 3 major wars, "Black" has always been the dominant term in public use.

This clearly indicates that there was some kind of government policy affecting public perceptions and habit during the war years.

The term "Afro-American" which appeared briefly in the 60s doesn't even raise a visible blip on the chart, but the term "African American" experiences a brief surge in common usage from about the mid-80s until the present. What's that about???

The abusive term "nigger" begins to show on the chart around 1830 and holds more or less steady thereafter, but at a rather low level of usage (in literature).

I find it quite intriguing that the overall most popular term "Black" only got knocked off the top spot during the three largest wars ever fought by the USA....evidently because people (in the government, I assume?) decided for political reasons that they should use some more politically acceptable term...that is, "Negro" during the Civil War, and "Colored" during the two World Wars.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Dec 10 - 12:46 PM

I'm going to call 'em "Indians" as long as they call themselves "Indians" -- but I prefer "Ute", "Bannock," "Apache," etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Dec 10 - 11:31 AM

Casts an interesting light on what is really "politically correct."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Dec 10 - 11:22 AM

Groan. . .

















Oh, pardon me. I made that noise out loud, didn't I?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 18 Dec 10 - 10:25 PM

Don't loiter, labour or linger over the latter letter, or the letter ledger, Ladie. Lest you lecture later, laxer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 10 - 10:06 PM

Would I have to climb the latter letter ladder later to find it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 18 Dec 10 - 08:25 PM

I'd wager the du part...likely a substituted latter would do the trick.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Dec 10 - 06:55 PM

Eider half.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 10 - 06:33 PM

A du or a ck? Which half?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Dec 10 - 04:01 PM

Once a duck, always half the same, as the old saying goes.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Dec 10 - 02:40 PM

Ducks can too. Ever notice that when you scare a duck in water it takes off a lot faster? Like a jet boat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Dec 10 - 02:39 PM

Mom sinks pretty low, sometimes, and she takes these clowns down with her...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 10 - 02:09 PM

Spaw breathes through his bottom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 18 Dec 10 - 01:41 PM

"Mom can breathe through her bottom, when sleeping it off"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 10 - 12:17 PM

No one has visited Mom in more than 12 hours! Now she's busy sleeping it off -- you know she opens the bottle when nobody's looking.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Dec 10 - 10:42 PM

That is because a duck actually makes no sound at all. Turtles are just built funny.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 17 Dec 10 - 08:35 PM

he rest of the story...just thought, you odda know:

"A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why"

"Turtles can breathe through their bottoms"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 17 Dec 10 - 08:09 PM

Dear Mom and sibs,
Hooray! Huzzah! One more semester down! One more to go!

I did not make, alas, any improvement on my grade point average.
It was not decreased, however. (Whew!)

Now I will read the posts I missed over the past few days to catch up (or ketchup, depending on whether the posts are complimentary or condimentary).

Oh, it is so good to be back!

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Dec 10 - 08:09 PM

The secret of the decline of Western civilization brought to you by Google Labs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Dec 10 - 07:04 PM

Any indication that Time keeps up with MOAB?


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