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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 10:00 PM

If a soft answer did not turn away wrath, I might respond that Amos is a blabberlips, a buttercup changling wrought by the pixie dust of Southern California, clap't out from the lues of all the sordid taverns of the Pacific isles, his brainpan softened by the gentle taps of too many saps in too many Shanghai dives, but I shall answer softly and simply remonstrate gently with him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 05:42 PM

Pshaw--I was addressing the Books guy...

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 05:34 PM

Oh....nice lot of epithets there, Amos! ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 05:16 PM

Realist.

Look, Chongo knows it's all over but the shouting. He never realistically expected to win this election, he just wanted to open the door, give apes and monkeys an equal voice in the national dialogue, and get the process started. One day you will see his face on Mount Rushmore as one of the true founding fathers of this country...and one day you will see a chimp in the Oval Office...but it won't be in 2009.

I'm thinkin' maybe by 2044.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 05:14 PM

Evader!! Pneumatic-powered impact terpsichorean! NArcissistic minicephalic disingenuous circumloquacious meretricious rhetorician!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 05:07 PM

Naysayer! Defeatist!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 05:01 PM

Of course! What I meant is, he's not going to win the election.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 04:54 PM

"Man" is as much a primate as a Chimpanzee. Is Chongo not a "man" and a brother?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 03:53 PM

Ah. So that means you didn't vote for Chongo then. You miserable Quisling!

;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 03:39 PM

1. I kinda fibbed about the high school graduation date.

2. Amos, I voted for the man who will be the next President of the United States, including Idaho and San Diego.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 02:57 PM

But, sir, did you vote for John McCain?



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 02:54 PM

She has an MBA but graduated from high school last year? What kind of fast track is that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 02:36 PM

Well, actually, Karen is a seasoned professional in broadcast journalism. She defeated the incumbent in the primary by capturing 57% of the vote and I really think she's going to win. She's a very capable woman and would be a good County Commissioner. If memory serves me aright she has an MBA.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 12:59 PM

She deals in bone density, no doubt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 12:56 PM

Well...experience counts for a lot, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 12:05 PM

I've voted, Mom. There were a lot of people there, too. I've also been flu shotted, blood tested, and my bone density (measured at my right ankle, not my head) is 114% when compared to a young adult.

Mom, I hope you don't mind that I voted a split ticket, but some of the other side who were running were a LOT better than the other. I mean let's face it, Mom, Karen is young and "hot" and so would make a good County Commissioner and here opponent is a sour-faced old guy. Oh, sure, the old guy had two PhDs and forty years experience in public service and Karen graduated from high school last year, but she IS experienced, if you get my drift Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 09:51 AM

There's always MIT.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Oct 08 - 01:14 AM

Belief is a funny thing--it lowers its standards on the slightest whim or suggestion something might be so.,


Just a whiff of evidence, a shallow coincidence of persuasions, and BAM!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 11:19 PM

Some of those sites are pretty bizarre. Very bizarre. Bizarre beyond belief.

Ouch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 11:14 PM

This one in particular should clarify things.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 11:11 PM

Nipple tassle search on Google images.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 08:51 PM

Also, "the Breasts of Sheba"...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 06:39 PM

And let's not forget the Grand Tetons!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 06:20 PM

How big would a tassel of that scale have to bew--like an Amazon rain-forest size tassel? A Sahara-scale pastie? I dunno--American ingenuity can only go so far...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 05:27 PM

Under a pastie, of course. Not the pie type, the sticker type. And sometimes they have tassles.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 03:45 PM

There's a place near here with the name "Mary's Nipple."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 02:09 PM

about it--the entire globe can be exposed and you can pretty much get away with it in many venues--as long as the - gasp! - nipple doesn't show. Meaning that while the entire breast may be what is called a "tit," it is still the nipple that is the most important (and importuned) portion of it.

Not to linger too long on one point, so to speak, but if the entire globe is exposed, but not the nipple...where IS the darned thing? Mount Everest, garbed in gauzy storm-clouds? The Delta, hidden under a hurricane? Perhaps the Seattle Needle, wrapped in a rainy fogbank? Enquiring Braille students want to know...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 12:47 PM

hence the more common meaning today of "major identifying marks/characteristics"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 12:31 PM

Nope. Earmarks are what get cut into the earflaps of hogs for identification purposes.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 12:29 PM

Earmarks are what happens when you're a snooper who listens outside people's doors. Surely you are not accusing Rapaire of that? Don't forget, he is a candidate for Vice President of the USA...and such people are simply beyond criticism, don't you know? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 10:47 AM

Now I KNOW you're a Republican--disdain for beauty, cold indifference to life--all the earmarks!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 10:20 AM

The beach is pretty, and if you drive straight east over the mountains the desert is also pretty.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 09:05 AM

Apart from my nephew graduating from the USMC and sponging off visiting Amos, is there any good reason to visit San Diego? I intend to spare the city and area when my plans to saw off the LA area and give it a shove towards Easter Island reach fruition, but that's because of the Zoo.

By the way, if you'd like to volunteer your time and chain saw....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Oct 08 - 01:34 AM

Jeeze, Rapaire, if you were in town visiting this asshole you at least could have dropped my place, too!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 09:01 PM

Yes, I have some swords and guns. Nothing bigger than a .54 caliber though, and that's a flintlock that's a-building. Well, if you discount the two shotguns, but they're not measured in caliber but in gauge.

Now, I happen to know that Some Who Live In San Diego and who does sea kayaking (but who will otherwise remain nameless here) has a quad-50 in his backyard mounted on an M113 armored personnel carrier; a 105mm howitzer "for duck hunting"; an interesting collection of explosive ordnance, including but not in the least limited to naval mines, and other and sundry devices obtained by fair means or foul from international arms dealers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 06:12 PM

Oh hell, Amos. You know damned good and well that "here" rarely appears here.

And as for military machinery -- I'M not the guy with naval mines stashed in my backyard "just in case THEY try to invade San Diego!".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 04:58 PM

Oh, so sayest thou, varlet, thou lover of Large Guns and Swords and Military MAchinery, thou hard-hided poltroon!!!

If you knew how I really felt you would admire my genteel self-restraint, my politesse, my sense of noble expression and finely-turned phrase, my gentrified mien, and all things fine about my contributions here.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 04:25 PM

Gentility
And noblesse oblige
Do not appear
Here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 03:15 PM

Definitions of teat on the Web:

The nipple of an animal
www.bestfriendspetcare.com/dog_glossary/dog-terms-T.cfm

Same as "Tit."
sdrc.lib.uiowa.edu/eng/bridges/WaddellGlossary/GlossT.htm

nipple: the small projection of a mammary gland
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

Teat is an alternative word for the nipple of a mammary gland, in humans referred to as a breast, from which milk is discharged. Similarly in cows, goats, etc., it is the projection from the udder through which milk is discharged.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teat

The projection of a mammary gland from which, on female mammals, milk is secreted; An artificial nipple used for bottle-feeding infants
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/teat

Definitions of tit on the Web:

breast: either of two soft fleshy milk-secreting glandular organs on the chest of a woman
nipple: the small projection of a mammary gland
titmouse: small insectivorous birds
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

The tits, chickadees, and titmice comprise Paridae, a large family of small passerine birds which occur in the northern hemisphere and Africa. Most were formerly in the genus Parus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit (bird)

A mammary gland, teat; A woman's breast; An idiot; a fool
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tit

Thus, given that Little Hawk has named himself a small passerine bird, and that he indulges in pure folly at times, not to say idiocy, we have clear evidence that his desire to BEcome One with a Higher Order of Goodness has been finally realized, at least semantically.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 03:11 PM

It may be, LH, but when you think about it--the entire globe can be exposed and you can pretty much get away with it in many venues--as long as the - gasp! - nipple doesn't show. Meaning that while the entire breast may be what is called a "tit," it is still the nipple that is the most important (and importuned) portion of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 01:55 PM

But for a consolation prize, you can win the chance to pay for two free tickets from San Diego to Hawaii for Amos, and talk to him long distance!! To win, just name the secret nicknames of the highest three pimples on Rapaire's butt. (You are not qualified to enter if you have been intimate with Rapaire in any of the last three lifetimes).


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 01:45 PM

No winners! Boy, I pity you people, I really do. And Jean was so looking forward to spending the weekend talking with Amos...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 01:42 PM

Of course it is, Amos. My mind was running faster than my fingers and I appreciate your pointing out the misspelling to me. Thank you for your kindness.









Bite me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 01:40 PM

Pop quiz!!! Name 5 of the Japanese empire's greatest flying aces of WWII in the next 60 seconds and win an all-expense-paid weekend with the Chretiens (Jean and Alline) in lovely rural Shawinigan, Quebec!

Go!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 12:51 PM

The word "tits", in common usage among North Americans, does NOT mean just the nipples, it means the entire breasts (nipples included).

"Teats", on the other hand, does mean just the nipples. Therefore I assert that "tit" is a stand alone word. It derives from "teat", but it does not in fact mean the same thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 12:35 PM

ANd while pedantry runs amok, let me add that there is no such word as terpsichorian, but what Rapaire was thinking of was terpsichorean:

terp·si·cho·re·an (tūrps-k-rn, tūrps-kōr-n, -kr-)
adj.
Of or relating to dancing.
n.
A dancer.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 10:09 AM

Hey LH! "breast" is a uephemism. tits or more correctly teats is the correct term.

Another thing we have to thank Victorian England for.


Pardon me for nit tit picking here, guys, but you've parsed it out wrong.

Breast is the top frontal muscle mass on the outer chest wall. It's shape is immaterial, male and female primates and birds (at least) have them.

Teats/tits are the NIPPLE on the breast. Again, male and female primates both have them. Also do all mammals have teats/tits, regardless of having a muscle mass called a "breast" or not. (And don't forget monotremes and marsupials--there is some kind of tit in the pouch). And of course, birds don't have tits unless they ARE tits.

As you were.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 09:55 AM

In fact, Loverly Lulu, who regularly dances at the Legion Hovel, will oft bare her bosom (and other parts) as enhancements to her terpsichorian performances. If she were to simply prance about the stage removing her garments to the raucous shouts of the (mostly) male audience it would be vulgarity indeed and would deservedly be closed by the police officers after her act was complete.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 09:46 AM

Mario - "Bosom" is a nice term, yes. Very genteel and charming. I like it.

****

Rave on, Amos. I know that you secretly envy my grace and my general level of good breeding and erudition almost as much as you envy William Shatner's meteoric rise to fame, which is to say: a great deal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 08 - 09:41 AM

WE prefer the more gentile term "bosom." One goes "bosom up", one "bosoms" the relentless waves, one assaults the enemy's "bosomworks", one grills chicken bosoms. And, of course, one puts those endearing little paper panties on the limbs of roasted chickens and turkeys. Anything less would inflame the bosoms of young gentlemen and ladies with thoughts of insatiable lust, which would lead to the worst excesses of the French Revolution.


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