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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,Chongo Chimp 15 Oct 12 - 05:13 PM
Rapparee 15 Oct 12 - 04:11 PM
gnu 15 Oct 12 - 03:06 PM
Little Hawk 15 Oct 12 - 02:48 PM
Rapparee 15 Oct 12 - 11:09 AM
Rapparee 15 Oct 12 - 09:24 AM
Rapparee 14 Oct 12 - 10:49 PM
gnu 14 Oct 12 - 01:56 PM
Amos 14 Oct 12 - 01:21 PM
Rapparee 14 Oct 12 - 10:19 AM
Acme 14 Oct 12 - 01:32 AM
Little Hawk 13 Oct 12 - 11:09 PM
Rapparee 13 Oct 12 - 10:33 PM
Little Hawk 13 Oct 12 - 11:40 AM
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Amos 13 Oct 12 - 11:00 AM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 13 Oct 12 - 10:53 AM
Rapparee 13 Oct 12 - 09:57 AM
Amos 13 Oct 12 - 09:38 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 15 Oct 12 - 05:13 PM

I am considering withdrawing from the Presidential race, for some very personal reasons. Also, I think that it would be in the best interests of the United States that I withdraw. I really have no new platform to offer. What are your thoughts?

Thank you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 12 - 04:11 PM

Mom! I shot FIRST in my category last Saturday!! I really AM number one!

(I think I dated Elysian Fields, back in my college days. A blond, as I recall, and she had this...never mind.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Oct 12 - 03:06 PM

Rap... you got the shotgun shell "mag" thing down. I used to put three "in the mag". I never done no "range" shootin but that trick sure helps in the bush when yer lookin fer supper.

Minds me, I gotta clean my guns toot sweet! They shoulda been shined up Sept 1!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Oct 12 - 02:48 PM

Gazing loftily down your patrician nose at us again, Amos? Are you above the sort of foolishness that Rap and I indulge in? Do you have some useful instruction to offer us to raise us out of our wretched state? How kind of you! I swan, you must be such a generous soul, spending a little of your extremely valuable time gently steering us poor wretches in the direction of some measure of maturity, responsibility, and the other adult virtues that we so clearly lack.

Don't think I'm not grateful! I am. I hope to one day be more like you. Yes, indeed. ;-) I may yet reach those distant heights of perfection that now only glimmer, mirage-like, somewhere far above these mundane haunts in which Rapparee and I daily toil. Oh, would that we too could aspire to inhabit those Elysian Fields which are for you...a natural home! (sigh)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 12 - 11:09 AM

Here's lookin' at you, kid.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 12 - 09:24 AM

Oh, you have two single-action revolvers, each loaded with 5 rounds and the hammer on an empty chamber. Your (pistol caliber, lever action) rifle is loaded with 10 in the magazine, chamber empty -- I have nine in the mag because the 10th would be in the chamber and so I hand load it from my upper left vest pocket. You carry the pistols to the pistol target area, the rifle is put in a rack (action closed) in the rifle target area), and the shotgun broken open and empty in the shotgun area.

You can point your weapons anywhere, as long as it's in a 170 degree arc to your front. Cross-drawn holster cannot deviate more than 30 degrees from the vertical line of your leg. Weapons are cleared at the unloading table, and rifles are carried, muzzle up, actions open, to a rack when they've been cleared. Revolvers are carried in your holster after being cleared.

The loading table is at the other end of the "run" from the unloading table. After you load you cannot leave the firing line unless you leave your pistols, etc. on the loading table (muzzles downrange) or in the racks on the firing line.

Lead bullets only, preferably flat nose, to prevent back-spatter (even though the targets are angled to prevent it).

Violate ANY of the rules and you're out of the match. These folks are SAFETY conscious!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 12 - 10:49 PM

Well, gnu, I've been using a Stoeger side-by-side 20 gauge with either 8 or 7.5 shot. Since there is no ejector, only an extractor, I have to either put the empties out by hand or put the muzzle up and get them to slide out. Of course, you start unloaded with the gun broken open. I put the shells in my vest (like a coat vest, not a hunting vest) right pocket, the brass ends all together so I don't have to waste a second or two fiddlin' with 'em...if I do it right I can put one between my index and middle finger and another between my middle and ring fingers and slip 'em right in. I could close the gun by a quick downward flip of the stock, but I worry about the parts if I do that so I just close the barrel normally, put off the safety as I raise it to my should, and when it's in line I touch 'er off.

You would have enjoyed the last shooter yesterday. He shoots blackpowder for both pistol and shotgun, so he raised the caplock shotgun to his shoulder, thumbed back the hammers, and fired one barrel. Lots of smoke and flame, but the target was untouched. Same thing for the other trigger...seems he forgot to load the shot!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Oct 12 - 01:56 PM

Capers do not clog... they step dance. And I could watch Nat at it all night long.

Rap... what is you procedure for two-pipe reloading? Can you start with (any weapon) loaded? I have a procedure that is FAST. What kinda two-pipe were you using? load (including shot and shot size if applicable)?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 12 - 01:21 PM

It is fun to see the giants competing at stuffing thoughts into an imaginary head and then reporting what is in there...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 12 - 10:19 AM

Chonga couldn't hit a barn from inside. Chonga TALKS a lot, but I've known others like that...all talk, and when the chips are down they fade away like an insubstantial pageant, leaving nothing behind but a faint whiff of their foul breath and worse body stink. Chonga doesn't know a Cutts compensator from a condom or the difference between direct and delayed blowback. Chonga thinks that a sear is something you do to tofu. Chonga thinks all .45s are the same -- that you can get a .45-70 into a 1911A1 by using a hammer to load it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Oct 12 - 01:32 AM

Aww, shoot. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 12 - 11:09 PM

Chongo considers you to be a gifted beginner...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 12 - 10:33 PM

Had a really good run today: 10 out of 10 pistol, 10 out of 10 rifle, and 4 out of 4 shotgun in 1.09 minutes. Course was a distance of about 75 feet from first station to last, and of course I had to load and fire the shotgun twice -- it's a two-pipe shotgun.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 12 - 11:40 AM

It's working now. I had to reboot my computer to get the problem sorted out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Oct 12 - 11:04 AM

I was supposed to go to a guitar concert last night but I got home too late to recover enough from the workday to head out again. This weekend I'm getting ready for a mudcatter to come visit (he's mostly a mudcatter in name only, he never writes, he just sends me stuff he thinks I should post.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 12 - 11:00 AM

I remember as a small boy, sawing away and doing some clogging. The sawing away was on the living room furniture, and the clogging was the kitchen sink trying to destroy evidence...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 13 Oct 12 - 10:53 AM

Little Hawk tells me he can't log in today cos the damn Quick Links button ain't workin' for some reason...

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 12 - 09:57 AM

No, I was in Idaho Falls attending a fiddle concert. Mom would have approved, as the star performer's six-year-old daughter also sawed away and did some clogging.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 12 - 09:38 AM

Rapparee fell into a daze contemplating devices of disembowelment and I was studying involuntary defenestration. Little Hawk was off cleaning up chump poo somewhere.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Oct 12 - 12:11 AM

MOM!

Wake up! You're slipping into a below-the-bottom coma! Two more and you would have been gone! What were those boys thinking? Out playing with swords, no doubt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 12 - 10:25 AM

PErhaps we should by little ones for the squirrels to use against the birds. Do you think they could get the hang of it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 10:50 PM

Catholic kindergarten, grade school, high school and college teaches you how very humble you are. Fortunately, I didn't pay any attention.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 09:59 PM

Where did you learn such humility?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 09:46 PM

Yes, I know I am. Not quite so young anymore, but a handsome and dashing blade for all that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 09:25 PM

Now, that is a handsome blade.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 08:20 PM

And one similar to this, but an older and more usable style.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 03:39 PM

I have a main gauche my brother made for me out of a broken epee blade, pieces of an epee guard, and the pommel from a foil. He made three at the time -- two blunt ones for the college drama department and a pointy one he made for me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 03:27 PM

I rather like this matching set:

Italian longsword and dagger


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 03:26 PM

MOM!

Make Rap stop pointing those things at us!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 03:13 PM

I do have one of these, however.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 11:47 AM

Flashing photos - that could get some folks into trouble. Be sure the "over 18" settings are correct on your computers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 11:41 AM

Hmm. Very nice. the grip looks a little short to me, but I couldn't say for sure till I held it.

I'll see if I can find a picture of mine to show you, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 10:35 AM

Damn, that's a beautiful piece of work, Rapp. ENough to make me want to take up saber lessons.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 12 - 10:01 AM

I dunno...well, okay. Now you gotta show me yours.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 11:58 PM

Nope. But I'd like to see it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 11:06 PM

If I show you, will you buy it for me? Amos won't.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 11:04 PM

Do you have a picture of it, Rap?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 10:42 PM

gnu, if you have a extra three grand or so laying around not doing anything, there's a sword I'd like.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 08:39 PM

NOVA

Episode: Secrets of the Viking Sword
NEWViking sword-makers designed and created the Ulfberht sword.

NEW
CC TV-PG
10:00 - 11:00 PMWMED (49)

That's Atlantic Time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 05:47 PM

The "Genius Bar"! What a perfect venue for you to hang out in, Amos! Not the kind of place Chongo would seek out, but it must fit you like a glove.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 04:56 PM

"... not a how-to class." How will you grade them?

"I hope you get an even number of students to not pair up for the non-practical part of the course." Wha?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 03:06 PM

Actually I was posting from the local APple Store where I do a part-time gig at the Genius Bar pouring genius on the rocks...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 02:56 PM

Someone's ear could get cut off too...or their dangly bits.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 02:53 PM

By the way, Mom, my class went well. I took the cavalry/dragoon saber and passed it around. Of course, I told them not to run with it or they might poke an eye out and nobody did. See? I remember you telling me, "You keep running with that dragoon saber and you'll poke an eye out!" and I've always followed your good advice.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 02:45 PM

Mom, I thought you'd like to know that Amos tossed his cookies. I think he should clean it up, since he's not really sick but just drunk. Again. Yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 12:33 PM

Looks like someone lost his cookie!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 12:26 PM

Unfortunately,Sirrah, I never matriculated, and thus cannot be graded, passed, or upbraided on the standards of your rotten educational system....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 11:52 AM

You could ask for volunteers for demonstrations among your friends down at the Legion Hovel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 10:06 AM

Amos, you know that seconds and surgeons would also be needed. And the Sheriff has to come galloping to stop it, arriving just a second too late. Then you need the judge, the attorneys, the jury, and (possibly) the hangman. Goodness, don't you know anything about dueling, even after all I've tried to teach you? You're heading for a failing grade unless you start working up to your potential, young man!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Oct 12 - 08:15 AM

I hope you get an even number of students to not pair up for the non-practical part of the course.


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