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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 27 Apr 05 - 03:11 PM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 27 Apr 05 - 02:28 PM
Acme 27 Apr 05 - 01:22 PM
GUEST,MMario 27 Apr 05 - 12:49 PM
Bunnahabhain 27 Apr 05 - 12:33 PM
rumanci 27 Apr 05 - 12:32 PM
Rapparee 27 Apr 05 - 12:27 PM
Rapparee 27 Apr 05 - 11:50 AM
Amos 27 Apr 05 - 10:34 AM
Bunnahabhain 27 Apr 05 - 10:15 AM
GUEST,MMario 27 Apr 05 - 09:58 AM
Amos 27 Apr 05 - 09:55 AM
GUEST,MMario 27 Apr 05 - 09:49 AM
GUEST,MMario 27 Apr 05 - 09:33 AM
Rapparee 27 Apr 05 - 09:13 AM
Rapparee 26 Apr 05 - 10:50 PM
Rapparee 26 Apr 05 - 10:46 PM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 26 Apr 05 - 09:34 PM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 26 Apr 05 - 09:34 PM
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Amos 26 Apr 05 - 08:36 PM
khandu 26 Apr 05 - 08:19 PM
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Acme 26 Apr 05 - 07:04 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 03:11 PM

Yes! Yes! I'll foreswear using the word "yes" if it will help! (My ads have been for beignets and "Free Music Downloads.")

There's also the Grand Tetons. The Tavern doesn't take up a lot of space, and the views are pretty nice right now. The weather has been clear and warm.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 02:28 PM

Yes!!!! Mudcat Tavern for Mom's birthday!!!! We can let Gluon piss on Martin Gibson's leg!!!!

And why do the Google ads seem to be hawking Yes CDs every time I visit the MOAB lately? I don't see what Yes's music has to do with the MOAB or even with the Mudcat. This place is about folk music, not pretentious, overblown "symphonic rock" crap!

Maybe if we all refrained from using the word "yes" in our posts they'd go away?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 01:22 PM

I was just thinking myself that the tavern hadn't been open for a while. You'll have to clear out all of the tree needles and such (tip it on end is what I threaten to do to clean my house, and a Mudcat, you really can clean a place that way!)

Locale--how about a nice warm and sunny place, not a cold and rainy one. You could use my back yard, but you'll have to be careful about the poison ivy back by the creek, and I don't want that jello pit turning my driveway into a slippery mess. Move it toward the back so visitors won't step in the veggie garden.   

That's just one suggestion. The honeysuckle is in full-bloom, there are lots of songbirds, and the June bugs aren't too bad yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 12:49 PM

hmmmm- haven't had the tavern open for a while - If we open it up for Moab's b'day - it should still be going strong for Micca and CatsPhiddle's handfasting.

Any suggestions for where it should be located this time around? Decor? themed or not?

No garuntees of course - you know how difficult it is to be precise when dealing with multiple sub-space dimensional coordinate conversions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 12:33 PM

She's foresworn drink as she's seen what it's done it to us....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 12:32 PM

ooooooo
I'll volunteer for that too
have license......will travel !
so
who is inn for punsishment ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 12:27 PM

So, why not open the Tavern for Mom's birthday?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 11:50 AM

I'm a biblical literalist. I'm unshakeably convinced that every single word therein is made up of letters.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:34 AM

Loverly bit. Tyhe thought arose that it is a good thing we don't have any Biblical literalists about the house. They would be annoyed by our confusion of the tribes -- the Moabites mixed up with the children of Babylon and the confounded builders of Babel. On the other hand no-one ever said those things would never change. I think they have.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:15 AM

Buy my English posies!
Kent and Surrey may-
Violets of the Undercliff
Wet with Channel spray;
Cowslips from a Devon combe-
Midland furze afire-
Buy my English posies
And I'll sell your heart's desire!

The Flowers. Kipling, just in case you couldn't tell from the style.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 09:58 AM

I tried hanging gardens once - but the stems of the flowers broke when I suspended them from the noose - then they wilted - so there wasn't much point to it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 09:55 AM

Given has dimensions, it appears we have in dear MM a veritable Tower of Babble-on.
Or was that where they hung the gardens? I forget.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 09:49 AM

I was thinking about throwing MOAB a big b'day party next week - seeing how it's gettin' round that date - but then I thought - "oh no - I'm far too intimidated by {name deleted due to possible negative connotations of post} personal opinions to post that type of thing."

then I thought "Or maybe I should just to prove to {name deleted so he can't find it if he does a search} that I'm NOT inhibited by {other name}"

then I thought - "Screw it! Since when did what anyone else think concern me while I was posting on the MOAB thread.

So I decided I would just babble on the way I normally do.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 09:33 AM

October is coming.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Now that I have that out of my system - is the rest of the world as grey , wet and dreary as the fingerlakes region is at the moment?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 09:13 AM

Good morning, Mom. I hope that I didn't awaken you too abruptly and that your day is filled with the joy that comes from knowing that your children care. You know who they are. They're the ones who are afraid that they've awakened you too abruptly, the ones that wish you a joy filled day.

You know, your favorite.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 10:50 PM

The Rebel
by Padraig Pearse

I am come of the seed of the people, the people that sorrow,
That have no treasure but hope, No riches laid up but a memory Of an Ancient glory.
My mother bore me in bondage, in bondage my mother was born,
I am of the blood of serfs;
The children with whom I have played, the men and women with whom I have eaten,
Have had masters over them, have been under the lash of masters,
And, though gentle, have served churls;
The hands that have touched mine, the dear hands whose touch is familiar to me,
Have worn shameful manacles, have been bitten at the wrist by manacles,
Have grown hard with the manacles and the task-work of strangers,
I am flesh of the flesh of these lowly, I am bone of their bone,
I that have never submitted;
I that have a soul greater than the souls of my people's masters,
I that have vision and prophecy and the gift of fiery speech,
I that have spoken with God on the top of His holy hill.
And because I am of the people, I understand the people,
I am sorrowful with their sorrow, I am hungry with their desire:
My heart has been heavy with the grief of mothers,
My eyes have been wet with the tears of children,
I have yearned with old wistful men,
And laughed or cursed with young men;
Their shame is my shame, and I have reddened for it,
Reddened for that they have served, they who should be free,
Reddened for that they have gone in want, while others have been full,
Reddened for that they have walked in fear of lawyers and of their jailors
With their writs of summons and their handcuffs, Men mean and cruel!
I could have borne stripes on my body rather than this shame of my people.
And now I speak, being full of vision;
I speak to my people, and I speak in my people's name to the masters of my people.
I say to my people that they are holy, that they are august, despite their chains,
That they are greater than those that hold them, and stronger and purer,
That they have but need of courage, and to call on the name of their God,
God the unforgetting, the dear God that loves the peoples
For whom He died naked, suffering shame.
And I say to my people's masters: Beware,
Beware of the thing that is coming, beware of the risen people,
Who shall take what ye would not give.
Did ye think to conquer the people,
Or that Law is stronger than life and than men's desire to be free?
We will try it out with you, ye that have harried and held,
Ye that have bullied and bribed, tyrants, hypocrites, liars!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 10:46 PM

Sir:

You have my heartiest congratulations, Mr. ell. You have, once again, shown what a true MOABite thinks of such crass, craven, nouveau riche, johnny-come-lately, lickspittle, weak, wussy, gutless, mean-spirited poltroons as Flagrant Ted. Moreover, in doing so you have captured 75% of post 10,000.

I am certain that Gluon also sends congratulations, for I saw him lifting a leg in what I assume is agreement.

Sincerely yours, etc. etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:34 PM

7500


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:34 PM

eat my shorts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:34 PM

and he can


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:34 PM

is a piker


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:33 PM

Flamingo Ted


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 08:36 PM

Welcome back, Bee Dub!! Gluon says Quark!!. He's doing fine except he doesn't sleep well at night because he says there are wormholes coming close and it makes him nervous.

Yes, we have been profoundly flattered this week by TWO imitations of the Mother on the thread list -- one by no less a personage than ____. However, as I pointed out, cheap, tawdry imitations won't deliver the momentum needed. It's a watery brew those poor souls are stirring up for themselves, and likely to give them indigestion.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 08:19 PM

MOAB is rapidly approaching 2 years of age. Soon she will punge into her Terrible Twos. I fear the best worst is yet to come.

On the board now, there are two puny MOAB wannabe threads. I scoff and fart in their general direction.

How's about a big group fart!!

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 07:06 PM

As usual, after being on the road for a weekend, I shall endeavor to blindly dive back into the MOAB without reading anything that has been posted during my absence. There is no point in doing so.

How's Gluon doin'?

I saw a bunch of Klingons in Atlanta again this year. They weren't in their assault vessel this time. They were riding Harley Davidsons. Perhaps Freds would have more success in his/her/its/their attempts to mate with/suck innards from members of our species if they'd drive really cool bikes like the Klingons do. Of course, that's assuming individual Freds are intelligent and coordinated enough to drive a Hog. I'm sure Bubba Bubba would qualify, but that Chuckles guy's pretty much a doofus.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 07:04 PM

You sent her off to read from the beginning, and even doing it 50 at a time, she won't be back until the middle of next week.

There seem to be a lot of MOAB wannabees out there today. In case any of them flap in here with their lesser-quality BS, I found a swatter to chase them back out again with.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 07:02 PM

You can stay only if you have an oh pun! mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 06:38 PM

PHEW !!!!!!!
Bunnahabhain missed out missing out the puns
Can I stay as well then ?
rum


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 06:33 PM

Now quick, while she's busy, we plan how to suck her in to MOAB. Should be easy if Little Hawk avoids Shatner, Rapier physics, and all of us poetry....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 06:04 PM

Oh...and read from the bottom up!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 06:01 PM

*Mrs. Bush*, click the "d" beside the # of posts, then click the highest page number at the top of the page. Right now it is 150.

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *Laura*
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 05:57 PM

Haha!
(I laugh but I did actually try that - but after about half an hour of downloading I gave up.)

xLx


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 05:53 PM

It doesn't make sense unless you read it from the beginning. The very beginning. Now off you go....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *Laura*
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 05:46 PM

I thought I'd have a look at this to see what all the fuss was about.
So... this is it huh?
Hmmm - well. Nice one.
:o)

xLx


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 05:43 PM

A, that would be Fred. The one Offred told you about. (Thanks, Margaret A!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 03:14 PM

who is that scary man that says he's our daddy? Didn't Mom tell us Daddy died before we were concieved?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 03:12 PM

You dissin' my friend Bee-dubya? Just 'cause he don't bathe much or brush his tooth every day?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 03:09 PM

no - I'm pretty sure freds is caused by bad hygiene and too intimate contact with canids.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 03:01 PM

I dunno. I think you'd have to ask Bee-dubya-ell about freds. He seems to attract them like my nephew attracts being hit by cars.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 02:53 PM

Doesn't careless talk also cause Freds?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 01:53 PM

He nearly snagged 7400. If you'll check I only beat him to it by a few seconds.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 11:41 AM

Now behave,

We only put ted off the '00s by pointing out they don't matter on MOAB. If you start trumpeting about them, he'll be back and we don't want that.

Remember, "Careless talk causes teds!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 11:35 AM

I know this is a BS thread - but a moment of whingeing...

What is it with threads these days?

Folk Artists who are pagan
Folk Artists who are vegan
folk Artist who are left handed
Folk Artists who are dyspepsic
folk artists who are Redheads
Folk artists who ar dyspepsic, redheaded, left-handed pagan vegans....


yeesh!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 11:30 AM

...I can but say, "Hat trick!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 11:30 AM

...and having snagged the palindrome...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 11:29 AM

Having achieved 7400 before Flaming Ted,


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 11:29 AM

This morning the ad at the bottom of the page is offering Café du Monde Beignets. Wonder if the Mithridates mention of toxic meat and eat brought that up? Makes me want to run right down there to sup!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 10:00 AM

Ten Planes! Ten Planes!

Mornin' Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:42 AM

Iffen it's good enuff fer Ferlinghetti, it's good enough for me.
(Gimme that old time poesy, gimme that old time poesy....)

There was a king reigned in the East:        
There, when kings will sit to feast,        
They get their fill before they think        
With poisoned meat and poisoned drink.        
He gathered all the springs to birth        
From the many-venomed earth;        
First a little, thence to more,              
He sampled all her killing store;        
And easy, smiling, seasoned sound,        
Sate the king when healths went round.        
They put arsenic in his meat        
And stared aghast to watch him eat;        
They poured strychnine in his cup        
And shook to see him drink it up:        
They shook, they stared as white's their shirt:        
Them it was their poison hurt.        
?I tell the tale that I heard told.        
Mithridates, he died old.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:25 AM

Constrain Rapaire to simple scanning?
How base! How dull! How quite unmanning!
His lines and words would sullied be
That yearn like angels to go free!
Scansion has beauty, do not doubt it --
But his lines don't, even without it.

Winchester FIring Blakeworthy
Laramie Fireside
Bigole Publications, Dallas, 1938


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