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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 03:36 PM

Homo sapiens non urinat in ventum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 03:27 PM

Got it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 03:15 PM

boghaj *QISmaS* Quch 'ej boghaj ram majQa' jach 'e' leghghach mejpa' vIQoy


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 02:21 PM

N'hodt zin glavici nas raputoczehk!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 02:18 PM

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 02:09 PM

This thread is like a 3-way pingpong game on a specially designed table with the nets set up like a triangle. ;-)

Now and then some vile intruder like me steps in to offer a comment.

I think I will start paying a few other people to do the same thing. I won't pay them much, mind you, but a small stipend, I suppose.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 01:33 PM

What is this "sense of humor" of which you speak?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 12:22 PM

Just so people don't read a double entendre into that motto, Rap. You wouldn't want people getting the mistaken idea that the library staff has a sense of humor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 12:15 PM

BEsides, it is a matter of literal mindedness of the dullest sort to cleave to such a fine distinction: pointy-end forward is awful close to Tits Up (or perhaps "Tits Ahead" or even "Tits Ahoy"). Just because your own obsessions incline to steel jackets rather than delicate aureolae does not mean we all have to jump in.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 12:02 PM

Not yet, but it's in a dramatic neck-and-neck race with my sense of humor.

When the SOH wins, memory just goes with whichever is the funniest image, you see.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 11:28 AM

Spitzen Zeigen Vorwärts



Please do not forget again, for we have ways of making you remember.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 09:07 AM

"Pointy-end forward", only in German. I'll post it when I get to work.

Your attention span going, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 02:28 AM

There motto is "Tits up!", or something like that, I recall.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 11:21 PM

Remind us again.

Oh--and Amos will soon be awarding you the nTropy Trophy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 09:25 PM

Speaking of points, we (my #2 and I) have ordered caps for our Library shooters with the Shooting Team motto (see somewhere below) on them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 07:57 PM

See> It happened again!!

I suspect you are exacerbating entropy, rather than defeating it in any degree.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 06:57 PM

I would say you may be breaking the laws of probability, but not those of entropy. The First Law of Teats, taught me by the noble friars of the Temple of the Golden Globes, is that gravity always wins. But as I said before, the interjection of pure intent can certainly reduce that law to a marginal factor, not to put too fine a point on it.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 06:08 PM

Except, of course, for me. Slowly I am slowing entropy just by my sheer existence.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 05:53 PM

Entropy increases until life-force of a sufficiently high frequency interjects its own special magic in the form of live communication, order, ethics, humor or pure spiritual intent. This secret formulation is the explanation for the success of good BS and the dolorous collapse of the other sort.

Thus, the effect of entropy bears witness to the fact that those things have not been interjected, no matter how heavy the interdispositions may have been, sir.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 03:46 PM

Because, what I say is heavy, man, HEAVY. And in spite of Sister Rita Of The Cowled Face, you haven't yet learned the Laws of Thermodynamics or you would know that entropy ALWAYS increases.

Besides, have you been paying attention to that stuff Mom has been drinking lately?? It's almost enough to make me swear off something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 03:41 PM

Every time you start talking about yourself, Mom sags toward the bottom and I have to come along and prop her up again, Rapaire.   Why is that?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 12:52 PM

MY chloresterol, both HDL and LDL, is the envy of many. It is very much in control, and my "cardiac accident" possibility is quite low at 29%. Hmph!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 11:59 AM

If the flapper era is gone, she should stop drooping down toward the bottom.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 10:32 AM

She had that rubber stamp made from her high school prom photo in her favorite dress. She still can fit into that dress, even though the flapper era is long gone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 02:42 AM

That's MOM????? Wow!!!! I feel downright Oedipal!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 12:11 AM

MOM hasn't had her cholesterol checked in a while, but all of that oatmeal and salmon she eats is bound to keep it in check. She's still in pretty good shape for a woman her age.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 11:30 PM

Except you'll probably have heart attacks before you leave the table.

Besides, it is Mom, not I, who needs exercise. I am not the skinniest kid on the block anymore, but my cholesterol seems under control.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 10:30 PM

Yeah, Mom. Cross-country skiing, right out the back gate here. Or ice fishing. Or how about flying up to BC for a little glacier trekking?

Mom, I know!

Heli-skiing in the Bitterroots or the Salmons! We'll rent a helicopter and Amos will help you. He can get out first and then we can all fly somewhere for hot buttered rum and freshly made scones dripping with real butter. If Amos is a good boy we can even come back in few days and pick him up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 06:05 PM

Mom!! You're much too young to sag like this. You need to exercise more.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 12:29 PM

No, sillies--the Lapp that you want me to run 'round the house and barn. Of course, with my luck, I would catch her and things would just get started when I'd go and stand up. Everyone knows that's a good way to lose your Lapp. Even if I kept my Pole.

As for Hilarity Clintonita, I am sure she has been called all kinds of things, but no-one ever suggested she was a Lapp Dancer. I suspect Scottish-Irish.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 10:35 AM

You want to chase Hilarity Clinton around the barn? What will Bill say? What will you do if you catch her?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 11:46 PM

Who, Hilarity?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 11:15 PM

Only if she surrenders if caught, and is worth the pursuit.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 10:28 PM

MOM says she wants you to run a lap around the house and barn to get that hilarity out of your system.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 10:20 PM

Puns don't care which half of the double entendre gets to do he spelling in text. In puns, it's the thought that counts. But, since you must know, I have taken roughly 80,482 of them. Loved every one of 'em.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 09:14 PM

Have you taken a p, Amos? Isn't it "Lapp dancing"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 07:47 PM

If the U. of T. Engineers are such right wing nutballs why are they ivoking the spirit of Lapland;s animistic mystic music? Probably someone told them it was a phrase connected with Lap dancing and they took it the wrong way.

(Sorry, Still, but every good pun is doomed to be the victim of cognitive kleptocracy at least three times, as every good memeophile knows)



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 06:35 PM

Had to be? How so? Second-guessing the singularity? Oh, my!! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 04:05 PM

Of course there was something before the big bang. Had to be. I've always imagined a kind of humongous dust kitten.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 03:59 PM

A young lady and I, back in my college days, got involved in a Big Bounce and a Big Bang. More deponent sayeth not.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 03:08 PM

I knew it!! Evidence of cosmos before the big Bang.

Not only that but there is theoretical support for the existence of what I long ago (1994?) labeled "spations", the indivisible units of space itself. This is breathtaking.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 01:43 PM

Oh, and this is also the end (the day after, I think) of the second Eid celebration , Eid Al-Adha, a commemoration of Abraham's willingness to honor God by slaughtering his own son, but then not having to do it. Muslims everywhere celebrate the day by not killing their children and by slaughtering various sheep of sufficient quality. It's nothing to us, but it could be very hard on Ewe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 12:35 PM

Reminds me of a bit of stuff from Catholic School: "Hey, Senor! My name is Jesus. You want to meet my mother? She virgin."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 11:40 AM

Jolly Día de Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe to you all--may all your Virgins be toasty and warm.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 10:20 AM

Oh, he does. It's informal, but anyone who knows Rottweilers gets it. Then, when you come in at 6 or 7 and offer to make amends by cooking up some bacon, all is forgiven, and he restores tenancy in good faith until next time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 09:12 AM

Doesn't he have to give you notice before eviction?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 09:07 AM

HE evicts you. Like all evictions, a messy process inviolving great diligence and patience. USually, he can complete the process and have complete ownership of the floor of said kitched by 2 or 3 AM.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 09:03 AM

I wasn't aware that Rottweilers were allowed to own kitchen floors in the US. Must be a California thing. Do you have to ask permission from the dog to use the kitchen? Usually dogs LIKE you to prepare food and do kitchen-y things. What happens if the dog doesn't like what you're fixing?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 11:10 PM

One ting I like about this thread--your most accidental literary allusions get gobbled up faster than a slice of bacon on a Rottweiler's kitchen floor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 11:00 PM

Better to have dopplered and lost than never to have dopplered at all.


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