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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

MMario 19 Sep 06 - 09:57 AM
Acme 19 Sep 06 - 09:55 AM
MMario 19 Sep 06 - 09:49 AM
Rapparee 19 Sep 06 - 09:30 AM
Bunnahabhain 19 Sep 06 - 09:13 AM
Amos 19 Sep 06 - 09:11 AM
MMario 19 Sep 06 - 09:01 AM
Rapparee 19 Sep 06 - 08:56 AM
MMario 19 Sep 06 - 08:48 AM
Amos 19 Sep 06 - 12:00 AM
Rapparee 18 Sep 06 - 10:28 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:57 AM

oooooo! Stilly - if "teensie weenie falcon" heard you say that he'd wash your mouth out with industrial grade soap!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:55 AM

I'm really pleased to have found the gutter helmet--what a concept! But think of what it might have done to some of the songs we love, of drunks lying in gutters--if they'd been wearing gutter helmets, would the pig have gotten up and slowly walked away, or would he have demanded one also? Would the lady in disguise have been less disguised wearing a gutter helmet?

Great thoughts to ponder, my friends. It's like as if You-Know-Who were igorning the prime directive.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:49 AM

hmmppphhh! I'm gonna go over and play on the 85 billion thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:30 AM

MOM! Mario and Bunn and Amos are picking on me again because I'm better and smarter and better looking than they are! MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Make 'em stop! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! They don't even know the Boy Scout Law and stuff! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! They're being mean to me because I'm special! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:13 AM

No, he's just having visions. So long as they're suitably messianic, or cryptic, or fueled by Patmos Mushrooms or such like, then it's fine. It's not as if he's in charge of anything that important.

At least he's managed to keep Kirche and State seperate, by giving all that fire-water to the Idaho legion I understand it's a big issue over there....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:11 AM

Stop beating your chest in disrespect, Honorable Book-Man -- you dishonor yourself in reflection.

Kowabunga Garumph Whick-Tooey
First Senior Upper Elder Higher Chief


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:01 AM

MOM!



Rapaire's fibbing again!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 08:56 AM

TRUE sons (and daughters) of Mom wouldn't wait to put on a Gutter Helmet before rushing to rescue her from The Darkness. TRUE children of Mom are brave, clean, thrifty, reverent, trustworty, loyal, helpful, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, and does a Good Turn daily. TRUE children of Mom are physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight.

Thus I have spoken, and so it is and so it will be.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 08:48 AM

'mornining Mom. is the coffee ready?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 12:00 AM

I think I will get one of those Gutter Helmets for days when Mom is swooping a-southward toward the dark horizon, her poor head reeling with bad ideas and her blood pounding with the terror of a long fall toward the endless edge of all being. When it seems her acceleration is unstoppably, ineluctably south to the bottom, then I will strap on my Gutter Helmet and with the grace of God and the dexterity with which our Mother endowed me, I will swoop down and snatch Mom from the gutter. I will do this, not once, nor thrice, by a thousand times as long as Mother needs me. For I yam a true Son of Mom.

Thus have I spoken.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 10:28 PM

Good Heavens! I didn't know Yaga was sick! Do you have any more information? Is Yaga in the hospital and if so, which one?

Oh my, this is terrible! Poor old Yaga.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 09:44 PM

and now googley is offering to make Yaga better.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 09:13 PM

So why is Google now offering a Gutter Helmet and a Roofer's Directory? A gutter helmet? Does it think your trip into the well to get peed on constitutes landing in the gutter?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 08:51 PM

How nice to have a friend. I used to have a friend. His name was Andy. We'd play in the yard and go for walks together. Sometimes he'd just run away and then the dog catcher would bring him back. Once I fell into an old well and as I was looking up Andy peed on the well sweep. He was my friend except when I didn't have food. Then he wasn't my friend any more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 07:45 PM

What's so great about a pal in Drôme? I have pals all over the damn planet!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 06:41 PM

Palidrome! I got a palindrome!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 06:24 PM

Hey, Mom, I'm back from jury duty. After two days I didn't get picked. Lucky me! I have too much to do this week.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 05:54 PM

Yes, I understand. And that is why I cannot tell you about the initiation ceremonies or even the general plans of the groups I belong to: The Illuminati, The Council of Nine, The Quorum, The American Library Association, and the rest. Suffice to say that you will soon Know, if you know what I mean. In other words, the black helicopters are coming and resistance is both futile and infantile.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 05:17 PM

If only the ceremonies were not confidential, Rapaire, I would come out and excoriate you for the blatant inaccuracy of your alleged professional talents. But since they are, I cannot. I am sure you understand that.

But you are right about the instrument I play.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 01:36 PM

Well, at least you're now accusing him of being a musician. There are worse things...

I conclude I know people with too much time on their hands. I got, at the last count, 8 replies, to an email, just to point out I had dates for their dairies, and would their kitchen do , as they didn't have one, or some such cleverness.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 11:44 AM

Because I am a librarian, I found this picture of Amos at the "male bonding" thing. And I was in error: he is not a drummer for a weird rock group. Nope, guitar all the way.

Sorry for thinking you were a drummer, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 09:23 AM

Gosh, Rapaire, not onlly do you know the most interesting people, but when you don't know one, you invent one from whole cloth!! How talented, rich-hearted, gracious and insightful you are!!

I had a grand time in the Eastern Hills of northern San Diego county, and when I came home I found all my mail had bonded because someone spilled coffee on the stack. I don't think this mail-bonding is all it's cracked up to be. But I met a lot of wonderful folks over the weekend.

S


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 08:34 AM

I can't get away to Getaway. Were I to jet away on the jetway to get away to Getaway I would return to find my job had gotten away.

Speaking of getaways, Short Slick Sam, up at at the Legion, managed to get out of Mingo Mary's bedroom last night after her husband, the castrator down at the cattle auction...why are there ads at the bottom for "Girl's Pink Panties"? Does Google think I'm some sort of, well, you know what? Will ads for girls' bicycle seats be next? Should I be offended?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 08:19 AM

come to getaway and find out!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 10:02 PM

Gee, Mom. It certainly has been quiet since Amos went off to some male bonding/drum playing ritual. Wait a minute...Mom, you don't think that Amos...nah...Mom, is it true that Amos is the drummer for a heavy metal punk satanic rock group??? That his lovable, kind, intelligent persona is just a facade for a tone-deaf, skins-thumping, purple-Mohawked, leopard-skin-thong wearing, pierced and tattoed, devil-worshiping, Goth drummer??????? That he's even now out smashing up motel rooms and throwing toilet fixtures out of windows while getting drunk on cheap liquor and smoking lousy dope just because it's available?

I'll betcha I'm right!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 08:37 PM

Nope, when I'm Pope I'm gonna model my papacy after that of my papal hero, Alexander VI.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 04:07 PM

Nope, just act all mad and such like, you know, just have few beers, say what's on your mind, and sit back and watch the fuss.

Or did you mean a 17th century english author....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 02:01 PM

Will you wear a beenie?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 10:25 AM

Boy oh boy, Mom, that Stilly sure stays up late. Why can't I stay up late? How come I have to go to bed immediately after dinner, huh? I'll bet it's not because I'm nasty and mean and you want to get rid of me, like Amos says. I'll bet it's because my prayers take so long to say, what with me praying for all those people. Yeah, I'll bet it's because I'm so good and holy and Amos and Stilly and everybody else ain't, that's what I'll bet.

Someday I'll be Pope or something and they'll all be sorry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 01:39 AM

Mom, I'd like it to rain here tomorrow, but ask Amos to keep his hurricane at his house if it gets that far north. I want a gentle rain, not something that blows the roof off.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Sep 06 - 04:34 PM

Hey, Mom, go take a look at the article I posted today on my "I read it in the newspaper" thread. That nurse has a good outlook on life, all things considered!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Sep 06 - 12:12 PM

Ain't no nooky like Chinooky, said the salmon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 16 Sep 06 - 08:43 AM

Has the whole world stopped making sense for everyone, or is it jusy me?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 10:59 PM

HO? Who you callin' HO? I'm O gauge, buddy, and don't you fergit it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 04:50 PM

If you'd take your hands off the keyboard, the hands on your throat might loosen a little. Just a suggestion. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 04:42 PM

Lionel get you nowhere, you H-O monger, you.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 03:48 PM

"Sick train set.......awk, cough"...........


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 03:47 PM

And the model train club here................awck! Hands...throat....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 03:46 PM

Part of the local church needed repairs and when the same anchorwoman asked the why of the problem and the when of the fix, the kindly old pastor replied, "Sick transept, Gloria. Monday."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 03:45 PM

Then there was the time that the local bus service had to shut down for maintenance after a busy weekend. When a local tv anchorwoman asked about it, the head of the bus services replied "Sick transit, Glory -- Monday."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 03:42 PM

Gloria Monday was the "Girl Friday" for a surveyor's office. One day one of the surveyors came in early from surveying. Gloria asked what was wrong, and the surveyor replied "Sick transit, Gloria Monday."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 03:40 PM

yup - those new england girls are frugal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 03:36 PM

Fie, fie, MM, you hard-core humanist! Finally, have you no respect? The ladies of your imaginations, or of your own miscreant hijinks, are nto the stuff of which our Emily should be formed by pusillanimous projection! Not our Emily!! She was a REAL Lady!!.

Which reminds me of the Suffolk gal who went in to the doctor's because she had a bite-wound on her arm.

"Hmmm," says the doctor. "This is a bit of a strange thing. It's much too small for a horse's bite, and a bit wrongly-shaped for a dog or fox..."

"Aowww, suh!" responds the sufferer. "Hit warn't no ANI-mule! Hit were ANOTHER LYDIE!"

Sic transit gloria and suzy too.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 03:35 PM

Get thee to some bordello more suiting your fevered, shrunken brain.

Well now, that's were I met Emmy. I was playing trumpet with the Salvation Army band and the "girls" invited us in for tea and cookies because it was quite cold and wet outside that night. We managed to "save" Emmy from the bordello, but that was all we saved her from.

You see, she was going to tread the Primrose Path but our little group brought her to her senses before she had done much more than vaguely discuss the job with the Madam (who didn't want her anyway -- Emmy would have been nothing but trouble, considering who her father was and all).

Besides, she had a much better time on her own and got to keep all the money.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 12:39 PM

well now - Amos, those repressed New England women, well, you know how they can get when they move out of Daddy's place.   It's not so much a defamation of character as a fact of life.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 12:34 PM

In your dreams, sword-boy!!

I am not going to stand mutely by while you defame the character of a lady.

If she was hospitable, it was surely not in the way your innuendo implies, you cad, you bounder, you scoundrel. Fortunately she is a bright light, against which no shadowy aspersions from idle tongues and decadent minds can last, pure as the sunlight and the fresh morning air. Go to, you are a simple villain. Get thee to some bordello more suiting your fevered, shrunken brain.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 12:17 PM

gee - y'know - back in the old days MOM didn't need help over the hurdles - she just went over them like they weren't even there. But she still does a pretty good steeplchase, doesn't she?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 12:08 PM

Mmario, it seemed important to help MOM over that hurdle before one of our professional bean counters decided to knock it off as a trophy. Next time stay up late and you can do the job.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 11:23 AM

Rollin' on, rollin' on,
Rollin' on to fifteen kay,
Rollin' on, our dear old MOAB,
Rollin' on -- do not say "Nay!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 11:19 AM

Emmy (as we called her) Dickinson was hardly the "lady" Amos imagines. Sure, she kept up a good front -- daughter of a lawyer who was the treasurer of Amherst and a Congressman and all -- but BOY! could she knock back the drinks! And those white dresses VERY naughty lingerie indeed. One night at the Pi Kappa house she...no, I can't tell about that. Let's just say that she was a very hospitable woman.


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