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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 20 Nov 03 - 04:55 PM
GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge 20 Nov 03 - 03:51 PM
Rapparee 20 Nov 03 - 03:46 PM
GUEST,Kim C no cookie 20 Nov 03 - 01:01 PM
Amos 20 Nov 03 - 10:47 AM
Rapparee 20 Nov 03 - 09:07 AM
Rustic Rebel 20 Nov 03 - 03:28 AM
Little Hawk 19 Nov 03 - 11:54 PM
Amos 19 Nov 03 - 11:43 PM
GUEST,Marminator 19 Nov 03 - 10:45 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Nov 03 - 10:39 PM
Amos 19 Nov 03 - 10:21 PM
Rapparee 19 Nov 03 - 10:20 PM
Little Hawk 19 Nov 03 - 10:16 PM
Little Hawk 19 Nov 03 - 10:15 PM
Amos 19 Nov 03 - 09:47 PM
GUEST,freds 19 Nov 03 - 09:22 PM
GUEST, Ms Penelope Rutledge 19 Nov 03 - 09:11 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Nov 03 - 05:48 PM
Tweed 19 Nov 03 - 05:21 PM
Amos 19 Nov 03 - 03:19 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 19 Nov 03 - 01:12 PM
Rapparee 19 Nov 03 - 08:40 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Nov 03 - 12:34 AM
Amos 19 Nov 03 - 12:09 AM
khandu 18 Nov 03 - 11:38 PM
Rapparee 16 Nov 03 - 07:32 PM
Rustic Rebel 16 Nov 03 - 12:36 PM
Little Hawk 16 Nov 03 - 07:42 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 15 Nov 03 - 08:22 PM
Peace 15 Nov 03 - 08:01 PM
Rapparee 15 Nov 03 - 07:21 PM
GUEST,The Impassioned Searcher for Life's Meaning. 15 Nov 03 - 11:42 AM
Rapparee 15 Nov 03 - 10:20 AM
Rapparee 14 Nov 03 - 06:15 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Nov 03 - 03:47 PM
Little Hawk 14 Nov 03 - 02:39 PM
GUEST,Kim C no cookie 14 Nov 03 - 02:38 PM
Rustic Rebel 14 Nov 03 - 02:17 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Nov 03 - 01:11 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Nov 03 - 01:03 AM
Little Hawk 13 Nov 03 - 11:11 PM
GUEST,freds 13 Nov 03 - 05:44 PM
GUEST,Kim C no cookie 13 Nov 03 - 05:37 PM
Tweed 13 Nov 03 - 05:35 PM
GUEST,Yo' mama's kid 13 Nov 03 - 11:18 AM
Little Hawk 12 Nov 03 - 11:36 PM
GUEST,Your Mother 12 Nov 03 - 05:38 PM
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Amos 10 Nov 03 - 10:54 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:55 PM

The question remains whether the fair Penelope is in fact available for dalliance or is herself purely an operator of the hard-and-fast school. Sure, she'd be better away to throw herself down for a bit of dalliance, but often these high-blood gels, you know, they just nivver know what it is that will be best for them...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 03:51 PM

That sounds lovely, Kim.

I want to state categorically that Khandu is not me (as should be obvious) nor am I Khandu. Little Hawk must not have the brains of a bird to make such a statement or else he has simply spent too much time gazing at a computer screen into the wee hours and fried what little brains he had!

Not too much has happened in Twillingsgate recently, but everyone is busy preparing for the festive season which is almost upon us. It promises to be a merry time! I intend to get out the horses and the carriage/sleigh and go a-jingling and a-wassailing over the fields as soon as nature obliges and gives us some good snow. There's been altogether too much rain, as usual.

* PR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 03:46 PM

You can always tell someone who dallies instead of tying on by their lack of thumbs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 01:01 PM

I shall do a ceremonial veil dance in honor of the King's return.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 10:47 AM

Do it like the Texans do -- hard and fast. Here's an example why:

I'm jest a old hard and fast "Rimmy"
That's allus worked one certain way.
I was talkin' to Eddie and Jimmie,
And it's better to dally they say.
You often have heard people talkin'
That it don't hurt a feller to try.
Now I never was much hand fer knockin',
But I'm willin' to state that's a lie.


It was on the beef hunt last September
I jumped a big three-year-old steer.
He gave me a few to remember,
He went through the bresh like a deer.
He certainly knowed how to do it.
He was leavin' from there like a bat.
But I sez, jest you help yourself to it,
I'll soon be around where you're at.


The hoss I was ridin', I'm saying,
Was lazy but not very slow.
He had the world cheated fer stayin',
If you'd spur him you bet he could go.
That steer? Hadn't no chance to turn him,
He wasn't the turn around breed.
So I reckoned I'd start in and learn him
By breakin' the critter to lead.


I sent my old loop his direction,
I jerked at it and let my rope cross,
Then I aimed to establish connection
Betwixt that said steer and my hoss.
I dabbed fer my winds on "Old Sally,"
But the hoss sort of shirked and hung back.
I thought I had room fer a dally
But the steer got away with my slack.


Then my whole constitution jest buckles,
Like when somebody tromps on your corn.
Fer the end of my rope and my knuckles,
Was all that I got on the horn.
My hand was all busted and mangled.
Got one crooked finger now. See?
Well, I follered the steer till he tangled,
And got him tied up to a tree.


There is certain sad memories that lingers,
And I reckon that this one will last.
I may break my neck, not my fingers,
But I'll risk it and tie hard and fast.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 09:07 AM

RR, the longest lariat in common use (and it's not all that common) is sixty feet. I've heard of some twice that, but 52 yards? Thats 156 feet of 3/8ths inch (or better) rope, and that's a lot of rope. Since it needs some stiffness, you must use a pickup truck to carry the coil around.

Hmmm...since you're roping at 52 yards you must have more rope than that. Yeah, I suspect a pickup. And goats can get right rambunctious, so you must be using 1/2 or even 3/4 inch rope. Silk manila, I suspect, since nylon would stretch too much and there's nothing like have a goat stretch your line to the limit and then snap back. Yessir, ol' Billy Cate had that happen to him just a couple months back an' when that ol' goat snapped back it took poor ol' Billy's head clean off. We put it on his tombstone, o' course: "Here lies Bill Cate, his head was took off by a goat he roped. Cowboys take heed: don't rope goats with nylon."

You use a hoolihan or an open loop? Dally or tie hard and fast? Just curious, you understand.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 03:28 AM

There ya go speakin' some foreign language again...


As proclaimed *Poet Lariat from another age gone by, I feel it could possibly be my rightfully owned duty and self absorbed heirarchy to proclaim that Blind Drunk in Blind River is perfectly atuned to this entire thread and I wholeheartedly agree that we should all get laid.

I will see what I can do about this.


*Poet Lariat= Goat roper that can recite poetry in the dark, under a new moon, while lassoing a goat from 52 yards or better, meanwhile contemplating my existance on earth and evaluating it's meaning and how I can even speak poetic verse when I've only just begun to evolve into a knowing human spieces, of a goat roping, fred related being.


Kandu- Do you still have the loincloth you ran off wearing,or did I see it being flung around by the wind on the weather vane that was riding on the cows back?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:54 PM

Merde sainte dans un pot de fer ! Je vois burlesque français. C'est merveilleux ! Les Français ont de telles manières sophistiquées de parler d'une façon blessante. C'est un harbinger de meilleurs jours à venir.

- Petit Faucon


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:43 PM

Marminator, gentil Marminator
Marminator, je te plumerais!!
Je te plumerais la druchiole
Je to plumerais la druchiole
druchiole
druchiole
Ohhhh-ohhhh!

Marminator, gentil Marminator
Marminator, je te plumerais!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Marminator
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 10:45 PM

Vegemite! Kill! Eat!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 10:39 PM

Moi? Je n'ai aucune idée de ce que vous parlez.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 10:21 PM

Aw, I take it back, then, khandu -- it's just BWL setting you up, huh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 10:20 PM

Perhaps Khandu threw it away -- tossed his cookie, so to speak. That is, assuming that he isn't resting heavily on some freds' stomach (do they have stomachs do you suppose?).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 10:16 PM

1400!!!!! Ya Ha Ha! Break out the champagne!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 10:15 PM

It's Penelope Rutledge pretending to be Khandu! I'm sure of it. Then she reposts as herself, just to throw everyone off the scent. Very devious...she has a rare sense of humour, I must say, and is playing her little jokes at the expense of us benighted "colonials". Things must be a bit slow in Twillingsgate today.

But how did she get his cookie? Hmmmmm...there's more to this than meets the eye.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:47 PM

I feel like Lois Lane wondering where Clark Kent goes whenever ther eis trouble. Khandu reappears and Lo!! Freds and Penelope R both post again!!

HMMMMM?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:22 PM

We hate to throw cold water upon your rejoicing, but we very inadvertently ate the person you call "Khandu" about a month ago. He was, we are afraid, somewhat tough and indigestible even with a nice Bearnaise sauce and lengthy moist cooking. We apologize for this error, we thought that he was George W. Bush.

We have no idea who the person claiming to be Khandu is, but it is certainly not the one you think.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:11 PM

"HAW!!!!" ??????
What sort of silliness is this? Are there no grown-ups in this low-brow establishment?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:48 PM

YES, YES, YES!!!!

The Return of the King!

And all those upstart wannabe threads have fallen off the page while the MOAB has once again risen in glory!


There is but one true thread.
That thread's name is MOAB.

Hold tight to the MOAB.
Do not stray from the path of the one true thread.

Seek only to understand the MOAB
And you shall be rewarded.

Your reward shall be great.
And you can super-size it for just 39¢ more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:21 PM

Khandu viewed here...

KHANDU HAS RISEN!! ALL HAIL KING KHNARDAZZ....LORD OF ALL MISSISSIPPI AND REGENT OF HIGH WATERS EVERYWHERE...
GRAND DRAGON OF ALL BULLSHIT AND NONSENSICAL SCENARIOS....
Khandu viewed here...
I must go and inhale snuff now...gahhh and huzzah...I yam dizzy wif elation.



Tweed
K.O.T.R.O.T. and knower of nothing much at all these days....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 03:19 PM

I have to say there has definitely been a falling off in the quality of BS in these parts of late. I know good BS when I see it, and I know trash, and even BS has to draw the line somewhere!! Fortunately the MOAB has not been infected with these low-quality ideas, yet, but be on your guard. I think it's going around.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 01:12 PM

Holy FLIP man! I thought I was wasted till I seen this thread. I wondered why it was so long. Whatta bunch of BS! You people oughta get laid or somethin and take the stress off eh?

- BDiBR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 08:40 AM

Hi, Mom!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 12:34 AM

Well bless his peapickin' li'l ole heart!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 12:09 AM

Hark??!!!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 11:38 PM



HAW!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 07:32 PM

Good Heavens, RR! I've been to New Mexico several times and never knew that there were pine nuts there! Are they like tree huggers and bunny lovers? Are they dangerous? Are they helped by therapy, or are they hopeless cases that we can do little for at this time? And why would you want to put them on a sandwich unless...you...are...a....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 12:36 PM

My dear Bee-dubya-ell,

You speak a partial truth about me when I was living not-in vain on the Rio Grande but once again the state was not Texas. I was out on the river banks of the Rio in New Mexico. A state that I have loved for it's beauty and pine nuts for many years.


I wonder what a bacon and tuna sandwich would be like? Maybe toss in a few pine nuts and finish it off with a shot of scotch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 07:42 AM

Sounds like Rombos in Orillia (no, they don't have an apostrophe in the name, because the owner is a Greek guy named Ted Rombos). He cooks food 7 days a week, 12 hours a day, 364 days a year. What a guy, eh? They got back bacon to die for. Beauty, eh?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 08:22 PM

IS THIS where it IS???

No. But It's not a bad place to go for a tuna sandwich and the fried chicken's pretty good. And they never run out of banana pudding.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Peace
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 08:01 PM

I always wanted to be able to say that I had a scotch in Wawa. Don't change its name yet. Please.

Dear Imprisoned Lurcher for Wife's Leaning: this is the place. But if the name of the place is 'I like it like that", then this isn't the place, that is the place. And we all have to start over.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 07:21 PM

Where else would it be? Welcome, chela! You have found the Source of Enlightenment and the Font of Meaning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,The Impassioned Searcher for Life's Meaning.
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 11:42 AM

IS THIS where it IS???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 10:20 AM

Poor, poor Mother. Wasting away at the bottom when her needless and stupid children have floated to the top.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 06:15 PM

Dunno about no town called Vainem Kug, but Inkom is jist a few miles down South of here. We don't call it "Ink", though, we call it "Inkom."
Pronounced "Inkum" with a little tiny accent on the first Sillahbull.

Of course, Dracula lived in vein, as much as the undead can be said to actually "live". It was pretty terrible for ol' Drac as teenager -- he needed some orthodontic work in the worst way; everytime he'd go out with young lady you never could tell iffen he'd managed to put the bite on her or if it was just a hickey, with one canine tooth going east and the other going southwest, if you follow that. Why, pretty soon all the guys were makin' fun of Drac, taking his girls away and all, "puttin' the horns on him" as they call it. Anyway, Drac got all bent outa shape about it, even moved away and changed his name, until one foggy Christmas Eve some years back. And the rest is history, but I myself don't let no domestic caribou on MY roof.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 03:47 PM

My dear Rustic Rebel,

I apologize for relocating you to the the Lonestar State. I thought I remembered you saying that you used to run 'round nekkid on th' banks of the Rio Grande makin' pipes outta riverbank clay an' smokin' locoweed in 'em. I can't remember my own birthday, but my memory's usually pretty reliable where women runnin' 'round in their birthday suits is concerned. If that part of my ole brain's slippin' I guess I'll jus' go shoot myself.

Maybe "Vain" is just shorthand for that Vainom Kug town in Arizona. Sorta like all those 'Catters that live in Kingston Upon Hull over in England just call the place "Hull". Maybe Vainom Kugers just call it "Vain" for short. That would explain why Robert Johnson was so upset that all his love was in Vain. Probably couldn't afford a train ticket to go all the way from Mississippi to Arizona just for a little nookie.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:39 PM

My feeling is that Vain is, like, only a stones throw from Blind River, eh? Maybe "Vain" is, like, a secret name for Blind River, sorta like a soul name. Beauty, eh? Then again, Vain could be an alternate name for Wawa, and God knows, Wawa is seriously in need of an alternate name...almost anything would do!

Then there are Moosejaw, Moosenee, Capuscasing and Pickle Lake...

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:38 PM

How about Vail?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:17 AM

Not even my weather vane lives in vain, although when it grew wings and flew down from the barn roof and rode away on the cows back, I nearly popped a vein right out of my brain from laughing at the entire scene. Who'da thunk?
I hear they have long roads in Texas, but I don't ride those roads Bee-Dubya, I'm up here, not living in vain, in the northern woods of Minnesota. Where did you get Texas from? Although you were close!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 01:11 AM

In fact, I just went to Mapquest and they don't even have a map of Vain. They have one of Vainom Kug, Arizona, but no Vain... anywhere... in any state or province... in any country.

NOBODY LIVES IN VAIN!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 01:03 AM

ARE WE LIVING IN VAIN?

Naw, man! You live in Canada - Amos lives in California - Rapaire lives in Idaho - Rustic Rebel lives in Texas - Spaw lives in Ohio - Tweed and I live in Florida - etc. etc. etc. NOBODY lives in Vain! Is it, like, next door to Blind River?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 11:11 PM

MIDNIGHT....NOT A SOUND ON THE MUDCAT...HAVE WE ALL LOST OUR MEMORIES? ARE WE LIVING IN VAIN? STILL TOMORROW...I MEAN TO KNOW WHAT HAPPINESS IS...WHEN THE MOAB...STRIKES AGAIN!

(Toss yo' haid back and sing the above at top volume with a whole lot of feeling...like Whitney Houston on steroids.)

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:44 PM

Prosit! Salud! A votre sante! Obrigato! Tanstaafl! We are enjoying Earth now! Thank you for inviting us! No, don't mind if we do!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:37 PM

Scheisskopf! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:35 PM

You are all so full of

BULLSHIT

and I love you for it.

Yerz,
Tweed
KOTROT,Duc D'Orangejuz


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Yo' mama's kid
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 11:18 AM

Wuffo you dudes and dudettes messing 'round wif sum new momma fo'? Ain't you got no respect? Don' you know that MOAB has struggled to git you where you are? Now you go an' apologize to yo' momma afore I slap you upside the head so hard yo brains gonna rattle for a week!

Now I gotta go shovel stuff out by Tumcumcari.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 11:36 PM

Thank God!!! Just when I had thought that the whole concept of the MOAB had exhausted itself and was sinking to a slow and miserable demise in the trash heap of forgotten threads...this CRISIS has been revealed about the BSSecretStorageSite near Tucumcari!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make no mistake, this is not just a matter of national concern for Americans, it's a matter of World concern for all people everywhere!

Civilization as we know it could be hanging in the balance, like a moose's testicles on a bitterly cold January night in Wawa (North Ontario)...

This is vital stuff, folks!

Stay tuned...

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Your Mother
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 05:38 PM

No, it's not really your Mother. It's your Mother! That's right, the Mother of All BS Threads in the flesh! This damned website won't let you use HTML tags in yhe name field. What a crock!

But that's not why I'm posting here. I'm posting because I am very upset! In fact, I am livid! To think that some of you, my own children, have been hanging out at this thread instead of coming home and spending time with your Mother! It's only been two days since I fell off the page and there you are, off spending your time with some upstart thread. What's it got that I ain't got? I wanna know!

I'm just too upset to post any more right now. Oh, the shame of it all! To grow old and be abandoned by one's own children!

Sniff... Sniff...

Your MOAB


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 11:24 AM

Dear Mr. Scheisskopf,

You state that "The US government currently has huge supplies of BS hidden in a cave outside of Tucumcari." Well, while it may be true that the US government thinks it has a huge stash of BS, I certainly wouldn't take the assertion at face value. It is highly likely that there are large amounts of Shinola mixed in with the BS. After all, nobody working for the US government knows shit from Shinola. By the same token, nobody working for the US government knows shit from good apple butter. So, it is quite possible that the cave is half full of apple butter.

Furthermore, having the US government get involved in BS storage is simply a waste of taxpayers' money. Why? Because the job is already being done by the contributors to this, the Mother of All BS Threads, at absolutely no cost to the taxpayer! And, make no mistake about it, we MOABites most emphatically are experts on BS. Our abilities to detect and spout BS are second to none. There's no way anyone could ever slip Shinola past our ultra-BS-sensitive noses.

So, I would suggest that you take a couple of MOABites into that cave in Tucumcari and let them sort the BS from the non-BS. You could then donate the apple butter to a food bank and shine a bunch of stuff with all that Shinola. We'll bring the BS back here to the MOAB where it belongs and the US government will be out of the BS storage business and can go back to wasting the taxpayers' money on other things.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 10:54 AM

This is a terribly serious situation. You might think that the collision of BS with anti-BS would just bring about a more honest and truthful world, where human clarity and perception were much improved, but unfortunately that is not the case on closer inspection.

No, the truth is that human nature and BS are inextricably tied together in such a way that the core ingredients of BS and anti-BS are the same, and are essential to the human perceptic and analysis ability. What would disappear in the case described is not in fact all BS and false information but the ability to understand facts in context! In other words, if BS and anti-BS collide, all we are left with is skimpy facts literally interpreted without flexibility, compassion, insight or depth-- kind of like the Bush regime. Most people don't realize that a per centage of BS is vitally necessary to a well-regulated society in which robotic and literal-minded data is balanced with imagination and understanding. Not to mention soul.

No BS, no soul, bro. 'Swhat it is, man!


A


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