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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 10:34 AM

Wyrd, indeed.
"There is a weird power in a spoken word" (Joseph Conrad)"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 10:35 AM

I once saw a biology teacher pith a frog. Fascinating, but hell on the frog.

And I'm ON the NW Coast right now and all I see are cars, cars, and more cars. Phooey, I'm going home. It's back to the hills.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 02:05 PM

Didn't anyone warn you to avoid I-5? Old 99 isn't that great either, but I often prefer it to the Interstate. It gives a look at the old economy when that was the main highway between Seattle and Everett.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 02:31 PM

Thanks to the internet, you can double pith a frog at home:
http://www.susqu.edu/facstaff/r/richard/Frog_skin.html


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 02:34 PM

I am getting pithed off at youse guys making untoward reemarks 'bout my bud Janie who, unlike the rest of youse lazy good fer nuffin's, actually came to the Getaway and sang real music. REALLY real music, see? So, I'm jes' saying, back the fuck off. Or I'll tell Mom about your chemical 'speriments in the barn...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 04:45 PM

Hey Mom!! There's a buncha new clips over in the Getaway thread.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 05:18 PM

Great clips, Amos! I just sampled several.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 06:12 PM

Some experiments fer the barn:
http://www.ibiblio.org/moonshine/make/make.html


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 06:18 PM

Why, daggone, my own brother has our very own Granpa's very own still. AND he bought hisself another'n so he didn't have to cook on a fambly airlume. Ya wanna make up some shine, shucks, jist ask me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 07:03 PM

Poor Cousin Roger

Near a thousand gallons of moonshine - lost to the revenuers.

I can hear the wailing and sobs up at the legion hall from here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 07:15 PM

peaches, strawberries and other fruit fer flavor...ummmm
Isn't this how Jack Daniels started off?


http://www.journalpatriot.com/fullstory.asp?id=1718


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 08:58 PM

Those jars are still good for canning. Let me have a few, I'll empty them then use them in the way they were intended. . . hick!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 09:02 PM

Ohmygawd, Stilly - the mark of the beast is upon your forehead with that last post!

Cranberries can not save you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 10:16 PM

MOM, I have to stay awake and alert enough to drive 30+ miles to pick up Sum Yung Sun and a couple of his buds at midnight from a night time airsoft game.

Why is it that my frequent insomnia rarely kicks in on these occasions? Is it a conspiracy?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 10:54 PM

Stuff was probably run out of old car radiators. Now a GOOD still is pure copper and it's brazed, not welded and especially not soldered. The top is kept on with flour paste so if the pressure DOES get to high it'll blow off the lid and hurt anything.

If you're using a pot still (one without a worm) you can gather the run in a bucket, but a worm still has to have the coil in water, preferably running water, so that the whiskey fumes will condense correctly. Of course, you toss out the first cup or so because it's prit near pure fusel oil -- let the fairies drink it.

You want to run it through three times altogether if you can, run the alcohol content up to 180 proof (you can powder proof it if you don't have a bead bottle or a specific gravity measurer). Course, it depends on the sugar content of your still beer and that depends on your mash but shucks, Mom already knows that.

Please note that this is all theoretical and I most certainly would never have sullied my lips with any sort of illegal liquor, nor would I encourage anyone else to do so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 11:33 PM

I love it when Rapaire talks expertise at us. Jes' LOVE it...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 11:51 PM

Janie, I was going to use it to take the paint off of a few metal things around here that need to be stripped and then repainted. You think I'd try drinking this?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 09 - 11:20 AM

Now, a thump keg could get you a second run right from the first -- two runs together, you might say. Thump kegs came about during the Great American Experiment and they ain't traditional but it you want to use one well, just make sure it's using pure copper and it's brazed. Won't run the proofage up to 180, though.

But again, this is all theory and you should try this at home because your mileage may vary with a professional driver.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 11 Oct 09 - 11:35 AM

Stilly, you gotta read yer bible more - that post ended in 666.

Strippin' paint pro;bly would be an excellent use - although those North Carolina 'shiners got a long history of producing some seriously good white liquor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Oct 09 - 11:38 AM

Does the Bible talk about that Highway 666 out in Navajo country? Does that mean the NDNs are the lost tribe? You've proved that fairy story is true? Wow!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Oct 09 - 12:39 PM

I know Little Hawk has a dachshund thread going out there somewhere but I can't find it. This is for you and anyone else who wants to see simultaneously short and long dogs in what is humorously called a "race." :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Oct 09 - 02:28 PM

Wow--What an Incarnation of the Absurd. Genet would have gone frothing mad to have been there...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 09 - 02:43 PM

Wonderful!!!!!! Thanks for that, Stilly. There are few sights more heartwarming and simply glorious than seeing a bunch of Dachshunds running flat out down a racetrack! They love the excitement and the competition, not to mention the celebrations and refreshments at the end. The fact that a Dachshund named Otto von Schnitzel took the top prize makes it absolutely perfect. I have never heard of a more ideal name for a Dachshund than Otto von Schnitzel. Wunderbar!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Oct 09 - 07:08 PM

That one photo with the dog airborn as he races down the track conveys the pleasure all healthy dogs have in their pure dogdom and happiness at racing around, don't you think? It's like that hyper state they get in when they're so gloriously happy moments before dinnertime. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 09 - 08:39 PM

Yeah, that's my favorite one too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 11 Oct 09 - 09:55 PM

How come a train comes rumbling and whistling through anytime I start recording on Garage Band?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 09 - 10:16 PM

You are not permitted to record that. If you were to do so, remember that They know Things that would cause you to regret your actions. There is no escape from Them. I would advise you not to make the recording.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Janie
Date: 11 Oct 09 - 10:27 PM

Oh Dear. How could I have been so careless as to have forgotten about the "Theys."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Oct 09 - 10:45 PM

A timetable would probably solve the issue...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 09 - 10:52 PM

Gracious, Amos. Now They will come for you because of the word you uttered would destroy the Chaos upon which They thrive.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 08:26 AM

Pretty scarey They there, thou.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 01:27 PM

The priest in a small Spanish village loved the rooster and the ten
hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.

One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and
discovered that the rooster was missing.

He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his
parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has
anybody got a cock?'

All the men stood up..

"No, no,' he said, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'

All the women stood up.

'No, no, he said, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock
that doesn't belong to them?'

Half the women stood up.

'No, no, he said, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen *MY* cock?'

Sixteen altar boys, two other priests and five sheep stood up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 01:51 PM

Such ribald divinity! How can you seek Permanent Transcendent Joy if you keep churning over such trash in your midden of a mind?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 02:03 PM

We who Understand know the Understanding that is The All.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 03:05 PM

A loverly sentiment, ye Manne of Gunnes, Swordes, and Bookes. But somehow I find it less than perfectly credible.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 04:57 PM

That is because you do not have Understanding, and hence are incredible.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 05:48 PM

Cute, Rap. Cute!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 08:00 PM

But grammatically inaccurate--I expressed incredulity, not incredibility. I do happen to also be incredible, but that is neither here nor there except when I put it so.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 08:01 PM

Hey MOM!!! Buncha new clips over on the Getaway 2009 thread. Berry berry nice stuff.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 11:42 PM

I'm gonna go read myself to sleep with the 4th in the Dresden Files series.

Take that!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 09:33 AM

I put myself to sleep with a Dresden Plate. And stepping on the broken crockery wakes you right up in the morning, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 09:51 AM

MOM, I need a time expander of some kind. There's too much to do in the time available to do it. Can Gluon come help around the house today? Thanks!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 06:17 PM

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken." Chuck Palahniuk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 06:24 PM

Isn't nature wonderful?

From Journal of Applied Ichthyology....

The effects of magnetic fields generated by ferritic magnets and mounted in entrances to fyke nets were studied in 1999?2002. With respect to all fish species trapped (perch, pike, roach, rudd, bleak, bream, ruffe) except eel, the catch potential of magnet-rigged fyke nets was found to be significantly higher (almost 50% on average) when compared with controls. Differences in magnet placement (N or S poles inside the traps) proved to have no significant importance on the number of fish that chose to enter the fyke nets. (Effects of magnetic fields on fyke net performance K. Formicki, A. Tański, M. Sadowski and A. Winnicki, Department of Fish Anatomy and Embryology, Agricultural University of Szczecin, Szczecin, Poland)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 06:50 PM

Hmmm...I wonder if a magnetized fish hook would work....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 07:50 PM

Guess what?

31700!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 08:42 PM

Maybe this is i,portant to the number?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27240370/


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 11:03 PM

I have a great new friend, who I have decided to name Mister. The biggest, softest, laid-back teddy bear I have ever laid eyes on, or arms around. A gift from a dear elderly person who has long collected teddy bears, and is starting to whittle down her collection.

Come on, Mister, time to go night-night.




Stay away from Mister, Gluon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 09 - 10:41 AM

SHe used to spray Mister with a little spray-bottle in hot weather, so as to cool him down. When she'd go away for trips on weekends, Mister missed her mister.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Oct 09 - 11:57 AM

Gluon, go pee on Amos's front tile floor, please. Let's see later if he missed it when he came in.


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