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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Bee-dubya-ell 10 Dec 09 - 06:47 PM
Ed T 10 Dec 09 - 07:51 PM
Little Hawk 10 Dec 09 - 07:54 PM
Ed T 10 Dec 09 - 07:57 PM
Amos 10 Dec 09 - 08:34 PM
Little Hawk 10 Dec 09 - 08:38 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Dec 09 - 08:58 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Dec 09 - 09:07 PM
Acme 10 Dec 09 - 10:04 PM
Amos 10 Dec 09 - 10:44 PM
Little Hawk 10 Dec 09 - 10:48 PM
Amos 10 Dec 09 - 10:54 PM
Ed T 10 Dec 09 - 11:02 PM
Acme 10 Dec 09 - 11:29 PM
Rapparee 11 Dec 09 - 09:52 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Dec 09 - 10:25 AM
Amos 11 Dec 09 - 10:27 AM
Amos 11 Dec 09 - 10:38 AM
GUEST,freds 11 Dec 09 - 11:36 AM
Acme 11 Dec 09 - 11:53 AM
Little Hawk 11 Dec 09 - 12:57 PM
Ed T 11 Dec 09 - 01:28 PM
Amos 11 Dec 09 - 01:39 PM
Little Hawk 11 Dec 09 - 02:14 PM
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Ed T 11 Dec 09 - 05:19 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 06:47 PM

Speakin' of liquid bodywash...

My neighbor Bubba accidentally got his bodywash an' a bottle of "Doe in Heat" deer attractor mixed up. He was gettin' ready to mow down a field of picked cotton stalks the other mornin' when a eight-point buck comes runnin' outta the woods headin' straight for him. Well, he didn't have no gun with him, so he clumb up into the cab of that big ol' John Deere of his an' got the door shut just before that buck got to him. That deer was so pissed off that he throwed back his head and bellowed for three or four minutes, butted the tractor in the grill a couple of times, and then started humpin' that tractor's left rear tire just like Gluon goin' after Rapaire's leg. That went on for a couple of minutes until the buck seemed to have finished his business, after which he snorted, pissed on the ground, and walked back into the woods.

I asked Bubba how come he didn't just crank up the tractor an' run over the thing, an' he said he was just too dumbfounded to think of it. Well, I don't have too much trouble with that explanation bein' as how dumbfoundin' Bubba ain't much harder than fishin' with dynamite....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 07:51 PM

ADT beware, new home protection business in the making....but, will it catch on?:

http://www.stanford.edu/~siegelr/bhutan/penispage.html


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 07:54 PM

Well, I guess they aren't beset by the conflicted guilt and "sin" associations that have got the Christian civilizations so confused when it comes to matters involving sex.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 07:57 PM

Next time you see dogs sniffing each other....well....maybe they are checking each other out for signs of disease?:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,528121,00.html


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 08:34 PM

&page&desc
Les Chansons de Geste Et Autres Chansons de Notre Mere de Touts BS

The Ballad of Thirty Three

The Dramatic Epic of Thirty Two

A Short-Haul Shanty

The Rising of the Mom



The Ballad of Olde Twenty Nine -- Part the Foiste


The Ballad of Olde Twenty Nine -- Part the Seconde


The Ballad of Olde Twenty Nine -- Part the Third

The Ballad of Olde Twenty Nine -- Part the Fourth

The Incredible Tale of Olde Maw an' The Gale

...And Follow to a Better Land

Some Say the World Will End...

Prelude to the Quest for Eighteen Grand

The Quest for Eighteen Grand

Pull Not My Leg, Dear Lamb...

Oh, Great Delight!

The Dramatic Ballad of The Seventeen of Grand

Oh, Mom, The Hour Is Growing Late

Only a Poor Ne'er-Do-Well

Moving Out For Seventeen Grand

The Instructional and Dramatic Tale of John Faustus, Rapaire, and the Devylle

The Absolutely Fantastic Adventure of Brave Sir Amos, Knight of the Table Round and Sans Pur et Sans Reproache

Turning and turning in the widening thunder...

The MOABite ran like a wolf to the fold...

A tayle of Wyves and Kayes

ODE TO THE MOAB UPON ITS 2000TH POST, by BWL

The Ballad of Bolde Rapparree

The Mystery of BWL

Ruminations on Transcendent Truth Amongst Friends

I love that Gluon is or is not there

You're sixteen, you're beautiful, and you're Mom

M is for the million things she gave me by Rapaire

Celebrating Mom's sixteen thousandth post

It Will Be Fourteen Grand

A Library Without a Roof

That Thirteen Thousandth Post

Poetry from Hector Bluebawlz edited by Rapaire

Anne Shalespeare Steal Her Husband's Stuff Edited by Rapaire

Rustic Rebel loves to pome

Mystic Rustic Memes

Rapaire's Song of Himself

The Mudcat Maxie Ballad

John Hardly's Et Al Mudcat Talkin' Blues

Please MOAB dear MOAB come home by Rapaire

This Message Doesn't Bounce by BWL

Oh faded memory of the great MOAB by Rustic

In the Shadowy Tendrils of Bullshit

No Business like MOAB Business by Rapaire

C'est moi! C'est moi! by Rapaire

I am a young man who has gone wrong by Rapaire

I'm an old MOABite poster by Rapaire

The Unreconstructed MOABite

As I rambled out on the posts of the MOAB by Rapaire

The Icons of Mudcat

The Sad Ballad of the Plagiarist

To Find the Bold Rapaire

Hymns to The Mother

B is for the beauty (Edited by Stilly)

"M" is for the "M" by BWL

Bullshitters Bible by Rustic Rebel

Praise to Our MOAB by Rapaire

The Core Aphorism of the MOAB (BWL, reposted by Rapaire)

The MOAB Maid by Rapaire

Ballad of a Poor Folkie

ODE TO THE MOAB UPON ITS 1000TH POST by BWL

Pore King Khandu has khum undone by BWL--First Poem of the MOAB

The Ballad of the Ole Twelve Grand Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four

Post Twelve Kay in the Morning by Rapaire

Gather ye BS while ye may by Rapaire

The Wreck of the Old MOAB by Rapaire   

"When twelve thousand postings shall besiege thy brow" by Rapaire from W.S.(page down)

On the Yrain to the Big Twelve Grand by BWL

Way up high in the Mudcat peaks by Rapaire

My Last DuckDog by Rapaire

I Really Want the Last Word by ranger1

I can't stop now by Rustic Rebel

How high's the BS, Mama? by BWL

Editor's Note: Some partial pieces and lines of lesser note, untranslated insertions in other tongues and other extreme pieces have been omitted for the sake of clarity)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 08:38 PM

Have you gone completely mad??? Who the hell would spend that much time on blue clickies? (other than you, I mean...)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 08:58 PM

"Mudcat Café, it is the place
to come when you have time to waste.
Just post some nonsense to a thread
and you'll be happy that you did!"

"Nah! Mudcat is a waste of time!
Just poppycock and lame-assed rhyme
from people overly pretentious.
I would much rather do the dishes!"

"Oh no, my friend, you miss the point.
It's really an amazing joint!
Where even idiots like me
are welcome. Try it, you will see!"

"Horsefeathers, nuts, and balderdash!
A cesspool full of vapid trash!
I've no use for Mudcat Café!
Now won't you please just go away?"

"No, I won't go until you try it!
I'm not asking you to buy it!
Just post some lines and you will see
how wonderful this place can be."

"Okay, all right, if you insist!
Look, I'm typing! How 'bout this:
'Mudcat Café is full of shit!'
How's that, obnoxious little twit?"

"Oh no! That's not the way it goes!
By making posts you are supposed
to see how great this place can be!
It didn't work! Oh, woe is me!"

"What'd you expect, you silly goose?
You aren't exactly Doctor Seuss!
"Green Eggs and Ham" this poem is not!
Get a life, you stupid twat!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 09:07 PM

PS: Ive already posted that pome to the Mudcat Poetry thread so don't duplicate it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 10:04 PM

BWL, it was clear that Theodore Geisel was the muse.

Amos, you outdid yourself with those links. But maybe you keep a compendium of links to draw from as needed? That would be smart.

Tomorrow's Friday. Good thing.

MOM, have some of the stew I made this evening. It'll be even better tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 10:44 PM

I know it seems like I replicated some past work in later tomes, but I swear it wa spurely incidental and accidental and a result of not B sharp.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 10:48 PM

B sharp is C, isn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 10:54 PM

Well, according to some specilaists you can C sharp or B flat.

I was being funny. Sorry you missed it.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 11:02 PM

Blue clickies, following thee
Nothing but
Blue clicklies amosly


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 11:29 PM

Shane likes F major. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 09:52 AM

The Ballad of Shame McBride
Allegro con vivo, with slack-string uke.

He was a handsome, lusty lad
His parents pride and joy
And when he was born his parents sobbed
For he was barely a boy.

CHORUS:

Sing flippity floppity flail,
Shame is barely a male.

He failed at school, he failed at home
He could not write nor read
And he was eighteen years of age
Before he was weaned to solid feed.

CHORUS

Tim Horton's and Budweiser
Was what finally made him grow
From a tiny little nubbin
To what we all too well know.

CHORUS

He has spent his time in durance vile
He knows each cop by name
His record file is twelve meters long
His manhood is...not quite the same.

CHORUS

And that's why he dribbles down his legs
For he can't get it out his pants
It's about a long as his thumbnail
And may disappear by chance.

CHORUS

Someday, when he's dead and gone,
Folks will gather 'round and say
"It's really pretty awful out,
How're the Habs doin' today?"

CHORUS

"And do you remember what's his name?
That kid with the worldest smallest...you know?"
And everyone will shake their heads
And reply, "No...who are you on about?"

CHORUS, coda, growing softer on repeat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 10:25 AM

Oh, great! Now instead of just a "Poetry About Mudcat" thread, we can have a "Poetry About Little Hawk's Alter Egos" thread as well....

♫♫

Oh, stand up, Eddie Whatnoll!
Stand up on your own!
It's damned well disgusting
How fat you have grown!
Your girth is so wide
It won't fit through the door!
And if you stand up
You might fall through the floor!

Etc.... Etc....

♫♫


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 10:27 AM

Wow...that's very...creative, like, ya know what I mean? You're really one of them artist type people, ain'tcha, Rapaire?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 10:38 AM

"I've got a mind that can't say "No"
I'm in a turrible jam!
I always say it must be so,
That's just the way that I am!
When most fellers dream up creatures weird
They let it go and blamer it on the beer!
But when I see a talking goldfish with a beard
I tell the world it's real and it is here!
I caaaan't saaaaay nooooooo!"

Exit Little Hawk doing a double shuffle stage left.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 11:36 AM

We are often described by those whose DNA we sample as "talking goldfish with beards." We have not yet sampled the DNA of this creature you call "Amos" or "A Muss." Please provide his location so that we may do so. As you might know, we do not like the unsampled to recognize us and we must deal with this "A Mess."

Thank you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 11:53 AM

freds, check out the water off La Jolla, California. Find it on a Google map. And you'll find him in the form of a sleek furry sea creature. He's either a California seal or a California seal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 12:57 PM

WTF? Are you people all trying out to win the "world's worst poet" award? If you are, forget it. William McGonagall has it all sewn up for the ages.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 01:28 PM

MOM, there is a nihilist in the house....protect us all!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 01:39 PM

My name is Shane McBride, Shane McBride
My name is Shane McBride, Shane McBride
I was once my mother's pride, but her faith in me it dies
Just because I never tried,
Goddam her eyes.

Oh I drink a lot of beer, a lot of beer
Oh I drink a lot of beer, a lot of beer
Oh I drink a lot of beer, just to bury all my fears
Mainly that I might be queer,
Goddamn my eyes.

Oh, I chase a lot lasses, yes I do.
Oh, I chase a lot lasses, yes I do.
When I've had a couple glasses
Run my hands across their asses
But my offer never passes,
Goddamn their eyes.

Oh, I spent time in the can, in the can.
Oh, I spent time in the can, in the can.
I held upSkinny Stan in his drugstore down the Strand,
Just to prove I was a man,
Goddamn his eyes.

Oh, I never took a wife, took a wife
No, I never took a wife, took a wife.
I try to get 'em to respeck me, but the damsels all reject me.
Somehow no one will accept me,
Goddamn their eyes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 02:14 PM

That sounds like Shane in an earlier incarnation to me. The present Shane is a bit more genial, although his basic values remain pretty similar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 04:23 PM

I curse Shane and all of his apathetic, self-indulgent addlepated tribe.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 05:19 PM

Who was the poet?


          I am the wind

I am the wind, I am the wind
Without foes, without friends
I have no home, no cares to tend
All alone, I am the wind

I am the wind, I am the wind
Where I go is where I've been
I'm hear today and gone again
On my way, I am the wind

I am the wind, lazy wind
Gentle breeze, In Lovers Glen
In the awesome tales of fishermen
Testing sails, I am the wind

I am the wind, contrary wind
Here to serve my makers end
I don't believe, I've ever sinned
I only know, I am the wind

I am the wind, swirling wind
Stripping trees at summers end
But I'm the song of spring again
Right or wrong, I am the wind

I am the wind, eternal wind
Around the door, between gods and men
And if you see how I go in
You'll have the key, and know the wind


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 05:22 PM

I give up. Who was it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 05:23 PM

An MOAB folks try any of these recipes?

http://pan-am.uniserve.com/pg000005.htm


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 05:25 PM

A trick question....

Not a true poet, but theCanadian singer/songwriter Stomp'in Tom Connors...who would have thunk it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 06:13 PM

Yeah, well, see, that's wrong right there!! Tom Connors is not the wind. He must weigh 90 kilos at least!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 06:23 PM

Right, whoever this Tom Connors guy is, he's not the wind. Spaw is the wind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 07:49 PM

Good song by Tom Connors! I didn't realize he wrote stuff that deep.

Amos, Shane curses you and all your antecedents too. I am sure that when he recovers from his present deep depression he will give you hell in his own unique and inimitable fashion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 08:36 PM

Using atoms at temperatures colder than deep space, Rice University physicists have delivered overwhelming proof for a once-scoffed-at theory that's become a hotbed for research some 40 years after it first appeared. In a paper available online in Science Express, Rice's team offers experimental evidence for a universal quantum mechanism that allows trios of particles to appear and reappear at higher energy levels in an infinite progression. The triplets, often called trimers, form in special cases where pairs cannot.

"It's such a remarkable phenomena," said team leader Randy Hulet. "There are examples, like the Borromean rings, where having a third component is crucial. Any two of the rings will unbind if the third is removed, and these trimers are similar. The particles want to bind, but no two can do it. They need the third one to make it happen."

The trimers were first predicted almost 40 years ago by theoretical physicist Vitaly Efimov. The most striking feature of Efimov's prediction was that the effect was both universal and repeating. That meant that the trimers could form from anything, be it as large as an atom or as small as a quark. And it also meant that Efimov's trimers would form repeatedly, up and down the energy scale in a stepwise fashion. Efimov, now at the University of Washington, even predicted the spacing in energy of the trimers; he said they would appear every time the binding energy increased by a factor of 22.7.
"A lot of people didn't believe him," said Hulet, Rice's Fayez Sarofim Professor of Physics and Astronomy. "That's partly because physicists can handle two-body problems quite well and many-body problems fairly well, but when there are just a few objects, like the three bodies in these Efimov trimers, there are just too many variables."




The above, from Phys.Org's news feed, is a wonderful breakthrough. It explains MOAB. Well, 92,5 per cent of it, anyway.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 09:09 PM

MAOB and the Alien theory needs rethinking:

Earth's Atmosphere Came from Outer Space, Scientists Find

ScienceDaily (Dec. 11, 2009) ? The gases which formed the Earth's atmosphere -- and probably its oceans -- did not come from inside the Earth but from outer space, according to a study by University of Manchester and University of Houston scientists.

The report published in the journal Science means that textbook images of ancient Earth with huge volcanoes spewing gas into the atmosphere will have to be rethought.

According to the team, the age-old view that volcanoes were the source of the Earth's earliest atmosphere must be put to rest.

Using world-leading analytical techniques, the team of Dr Greg Holland, Dr Martin Cassidy and Professor Chris Ballentine tested volcanic gases to uncover the new evidence.

The research was funded by Natural Environment Research Council (NERC).

"We found a clear meteorite signature in volcanic gases," said Dr Greg Holland the project's lead scientist.

"From that we now know that the volcanic gases could not have contributed in any significant way to the Earth's atmosphere.

"Therefore the atmosphere and oceans must have come from somewhere else, possibly from a late bombardment of gas and water rich materials similar to comets.

"Until now, no one has had instruments capable of looking for these subtle signatures in samples from inside the Earth -- but now we can do exactly that."

The techniques enabled the team to measure tiny quantities of the unreactive volcanic trace gases Krypton and Xenon, which revealed an isotopic 'fingerprint' matching that of meteorites which is different from that of 'solar' gases.

The study is also the first to establish the precise composition of the Krypton present in the Earth's mantle.

Project director Prof Chris Ballentine of The University of Manchester, said: "Many people have seen artist's impressions of the primordial Earth with huge volcanoes in the background spewing gas to form the atmosphere.

"We will now have to redraw this picture."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 10:30 PM

Cruithne

There were times when I wanted
to see you,
and there were times I wished
for me you would shine

Cruithne

It took me years
to know it was over
it took me more
to get over the shock
I took a beating when I learned
of your orbit
and that a moon you are not.

Cruithne

It took me years
to know it was over,
and it took me more
to get over the loss.
I took a beating when
I learned of your orbit,
and when you seemed
to get lost.

Cruithne

There'll be a day when you'll leave us
I can' t say how much time that you've got
And, Cruithne, we never knew me
Just an astroid in Suns halo spot

Cruithne

There were times when I wanted
to see you,
and there were times I wished
for me you would shine


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 10:37 PM

According to an article appearing today in Zeitung fur Physiologik und Abführmittel, scientists at Heidelberg University have discovered that 90%+ of the atmospheric methane present in today's atmosphere has been emitted within the last ten years. The source of the largest emitter is, according to Professor Dietrich Rosen of the Department of Abführmittel, "is somewhere in Southern Ohio of the United States."

Satellite studies confirm the hypothesis, which Dr. Rosen began work upon in 2002. In the past, says Dr. Rosen, studies have blamed "everything from the cow farts to factories."

Working with a grant from the German government and the European Space Agency, Dr. Rosen and his team expect to pinpoint the exact location of the emitter within the next few months.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 10:51 PM

Fish to the Rescue

(Mar. 30, 2009) ? The benefits to animals of omega 3 fatty acids in fish
oils have been well documented ? helping the heart and circulatory system, improving meat quality and reducing methane emissions.

These last two benefits may only apply to cows but lowering emissions is important for the environment, as methane given off by farm animals is a major contribution to greenhouse gas levels. Researchers from University College Dublin reported that by including 2% fish oil in the diet of cattle, they achieved a reduction in the amount of methane released by the animals.

Speaking at the Society for General Microbiology meeting in Harrogate March 30, Dr Lorraine Lillis, one of the researchers, said, "The fish oil affects the methane-producing bacteria in the rumen part of the cow's gut, leading to reduced emissions. Understanding which microbial species are particularly influenced by changes in diet and relating them to methane production could bring about a more targeted approach to reducing methane emissions in animals."

More than a third of all methane emissions, around 900 billion tonnes every year, are produced by methanogen bacteria that live in the digestive systems of ruminants such as cattle, sheep and goats. By volume, methane is 20 times more powerful at trapping solar energy than carbon dioxide making it a potent greenhouse gas.

Approximately 50% of Irish agricultural methane emissions result from farm animals; there have been suggestions that, to help combat global warming, a cap be placed on the number of animals in animal production due to their methane production but with a reduction in methane levels through diet this may not be as necessary.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 10:52 PM

This is post # 33091.

There is no USPS Zip Code by that number.

How sad for poor little 33091.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 10:56 PM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_h_pYpIM5OEk/Stp11Jx9GOI/AAAAAAAACXo/X0mfjT09Njc/s1600-h/cow-methane.jpg


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 10:58 PM

http://ezinearticles.com/?Santa-Claus-LLC-Might-Go-Out-of-Business-Due-to-Methane-Green-House-Emission-Rules&id=3307248


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 11:10 PM

I thought the idea of Santa CLaus being driven out of business because of cap and trade was really funny. But my wife disagreed. She said the funniness of it was so mildly funny it was toxic. I guess I can see her point, though.,


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 11:14 PM

Actually, that was post #33092. Ed beat me to 33091. That's okay 'cause 33092 is the Zip Code for Homestead, Florida. I've been there once. Some co-workers and I ate Mexican food. It was good, but not great. But you know what? I've eaten a lot of Mexican food and it's ALWAYS good, but not great.

You know what else? No matter what you order at a Mexican restaurant, while you're waiting for your order to arrive, someone else's order will come out first and you'll look at their food and go, "Damn! That looks good! Wish I had ordered that! What the fuck is it?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 11:19 PM

Bruce:

My wish for you is that the next time, you order it without knowing what the fuck it is and it turns out to be delicious.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 09 - 11:47 PM

Ed:

In the truth of the golden heart of true BS
One will never see "http"
Because part of the magic is when you say,
"This is MY BS, written by me".
This is because while others may
Make arguments about the singing of horses,
Mom's children know, whate'er they say,
They say it recognizing sources.
ANd sources who do honestly confess,
Can be counted on for True BS.

Amos


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 12:04 AM

Well, ya know, we all love folk music for so many reasons. Tonight I shed tears over Utah. Not, I might add, for the first timer, because of what he means and who he is.

But it behooves us all, folkies early and late, to remember that to many people folk music sounds like this.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 12:25 AM

The Shat goes up against Moosehead Palin...and loses.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 12:29 AM

22101


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 06:55 AM

Holy SHIT!!! Sarah Palin out-shatted the Shatman!

I knew that woman had genius.

Maybe she will get elected president after all.

Hey, Amos! Get up, you sluggard. Day has broken (sort of...well, actually I don't think the sun will be up for another 45 minutes or so...), and the most optimistic birdies are singing to the approaching dawn.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 09:48 AM

Amos is living in the past again, I see. Sad...such a mind living 10,000 posts past. He'll be using buttonhooks to fasten his spats before he puts on his derby to stroll out, walking stick in hand, to stroll down the boulevard to his club. And the same policeman will again arrest him, for spats, derby, and walking stick do not constitute strolling dress even in San Diego.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 09:56 AM

From methane gas and poetic emissions
To unlikely nobles, and half-assed contritions

The truth is there's no truth at all
Just, a string of BS on a MAOB wall

Never say never in truth or in fall
As truth for one, is not truth for all

The truth is there's no truth at all
Just, a string of BS on a MAOB wall

Some "clicky" much, with fingers a'blue
No reason to declare that http's not true

The truth is there's no truth for all
Just, a string of BS on a MAOB wall

Some claim there's magic, in a post'n past
And even in posts from a horses ass :)

The truth is there's no truth at all
Just, a string of BS on a MAOB wall

The magic's in a thread's diverse
Woven of song, chatter, http and verse

The truth is there's no truth at all
Just, a string of BS on a MAOB wall

The webby land is there to use
Sometime to learn, sometime to muse

The truth is there's no truth at all
Just, a string of BS on a MAOB wall

For "http" adds flavour and even colour
And,lights up a tree for a MOAB Mother

Magic is not in what we know is true
Illusion not logic is a magic's glue

So, for MOAB joy hold onto your horse
Take the ants from your pants
And post till your' hoarse

The truth is there's no truth at all
Just, a string of BS on a MAOB wall


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