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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 02:10 PM

Sheeshe!! Not only is the map not the territory, but when SRS gets done, it isn't even the map!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 11:24 AM

Boli'shi net akkev net. Net yegi oghin simt'. Orgha, shet DC al' mek Idaho Legion. Saludii!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 10:59 AM

SRS - How inspired! No! How INSPIRING!

With a loop through Dutch:

Good thought I that I heard the truck through the taking of the of as the eindzeke and of its dogs at the this point consider, but almost, as soon as I to the house I Zeke, the carrier to lead the boulevard went. I have diminué/you has been turned around me outside, the torch the rwn/I of lampti glows the cike of which pidi to behind above and consisted the dogs still, since the behind had doubled and in Zeke it put the photographic transparency fixed. As that many some support later on the old deviation, the cike of which gljstri still with the scheepswerf, Zeke, that leap and for same, marks the this yellow the dog of the collar that the ormike. It is progressed, for which the pleurnicheriehund with the back divide of the truck, which it suffers open and tested Hinterumlegentuer consequently that it the door of an animal of the carrier of business of the plastic opens that it the length behave had. Since it would not be able to rent of the dog of fight go, had I offered that I consequently that test either received the door of carriers open furrow and, scarcely either open, began Zeke the dog at the point above, that by classified jpagneul Labrador with the carrier classified became. The whole operation was difficult because of the fact that during time us, that fight with the animal door of the carrier of business, that was masculine dog defeated gasping of an entrance and, which of vjdwme the No the dogs for all that this a worth a concerned, is. Dogs! There was it with a possible atmosphere, notwithstanding that a performance of tobacco, that loudly is, before it transports, for which the behind through someone takes that the niche of perjfro natural and in the place of on the long woods true freedom with was for the beslagneming, definite the ass consequently that it the occasion of a to pieces to the strike undertakes, while ol Zeke collar kept up. Past the thoughts with thick you speak!

then with a loop through simplified Chinese:

The good idea I, I hear the truck through to adopt take eindzeke and its dog in this consideration, but nearly, when I pair of house I Zeke, the carrier leads the main road is. I had diminu3e/you to rotate nearby me outside, torch lampti rwn/I shone pidi above and still includes dog's cike to behind, because behind doubled and invested the photographic transparency in it Zeke which repaired. Will support the old deviation with many some later, cike gljstri still take scheepswerf, Zeke, the leap and as same, marked this decadent collar dog ormike. It progresses, pleurnicheriehund to behind divides the truck, it suffers the opening and Hinterumlegentuer which tests it the plastic business carrier animal's gate to open its length performance thus has. Because it cannot to fight dog's renting be, has me to provide, I test or has accepted the carrier opening plow furrow gate and, deficiently or opening, above thus started the Zeke dog in the spot, then by is classified the jpagneul 拉布 Radow is classified into from the carrier. The whole operation is difficult as a result of in time period we, the fight and business carrier animal gate, is the masculine dog is defeated gasps for breath the entrance and, vjdwme does not have the dog for to possess this value to care about, is fact. Dog! Has it by the possible atmosphere, still that tobacco performance, loudly was before, transports in it, behind adopts the perjfro appropriate position nature through some person and in the long woods real free place with is beslagneming, the definite donkey result it a situation undertakes to the piece to the strike, when ol the Zeke collar followed. Thickly speaks through the idea with you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 10:40 AM

MMario, I missed it, whatever it was, and I'm sorry if your ring delivery is going to be delayed, but I have an exquisite form of BS to introduce and don't want you to think I'm ignoring your problem (even if I never heard of it and AM in fact ignoring it).

I've wanted to try this for a while, ideally, with a scholarly paper filled with specialized literary and philosophical jargon. But for the 'Cat I went back to one of my all-time favorite posts to run this exercise. The loops are too small to make it really stunning in it's silliness, but given more time (I have to leave for the office soon) I should be able to manage a larger loop and catch more variables. Anyway, here it is:



Here's an exercise in translation. I'm starting from this link: Gallery of Mudcat Quotations, where I parked a copy of BWL's story so I could find it again.

This is the paragraph I'm going to translate in Babelfish:

Well, I thought I'd seen the last of Zeke and his dogs at that point, but almost as soon as I had walked into the house I heard Zeke's truck heading back up the driveway. I stepped back outside, popped the flashlight back on, and there were the dogs again, having doubled back and given Zeke the slip. So a few seconds later the old Dodge slid back into the yard, Zeke jumped out and lunged for the yellow bitch again and, this time, snagged her by the collar. He proceeded to drag the whining dog to the back of the truck where he opened the tailgate and attempted to open the door of a plastic pet-carrier he had brought along. Since he couldn't let go of the struggling dog, I volunteered to get the carrier door open for him and, as soon as it was open, Zeke began trying to stuff the Labrador-sized dog into a the Spaniel-sized carrier. The entire operation was complicated by the fact that, during the time we'd been struggling with the pet-carrier door, the male dog had been overcome by a bout of lust and was busily screwing the bitch for all he was worth. Dogs! There he was, in a noisy, smoke-filled, tumultuous atmosphere, being recaptured by someone he obviously despised, and instead of hauling ass off into the woods where freedom was his for the taking, he decided to take the opportunity to knock off a piece while ol' Zeke held it by the collar. Talk about thinking with your dick!

Here it is in French:

Bien, j'ai pensé que je vu le bout de Zeke et ses chiens à ce point, mais presque dès que j'avais marché dans la maison j'ai entendu le camion de Zeke diriger le support l'allée. Je me suis reculé dehors, ai sauté la lampe-torche en arrière dessus, et il y avait les chiens encore, après avoir doublé en arrière et de Zeke donné la glissade. Tellement quelques secondes plus tard le vieux détour glissé de nouveau dans la cour, Zeke sauté et précipité pour la chienne jaune encore et, cette fois, snagged la par le collier. Il a procédé traîner le chien de pleurnicherie au dos du camion où il a ouvert la porte à rabattement arrière et a essayé d'ouvrir la porte d'un animal de compagnie-porteur en plastique qu'il avait apporté le long. Puisqu'il ne pourrait pas laisser aller du chien de lutte, j'ai offert pour obtenir la porte de porteur ouverte pour lui et, dès qu'il était ouvert, Zeke a commencé à essayer de bourrer le chien Labrador-classé dans le porteur de épagneul-sized. L'opération entière a été compliquée par le fait que, pendant le temps nous luttant avec la porte d'animal de compagnie-porteur, le chien masculin avait été surmontée par un accès de convoitise et vissait la chienne pour tous qu'il a valus la peine. Chiens ! Là il était, dans une atmosphère bruyante, fumée-remplie, tumultueuse, étant repris par quelqu'un il a évidemment dédaigné, et au lieu de transporter l'âne au loin dans les bois où la liberté était à lui pour la prise, il a décidé de saisir l'occasion de frapper outre d'un morceau tandis que l'ol 'Zeke le tenait par le collier. Parlez de la pensée avec votre Dick !

From French to German:

Gut habe ich gedacht, daß ich angesichts des Endes von Zeke und seiner Hunde zu diesem Punkt, aber fast, sobald ich ins Haus ging, ich den Lastwagen von Zeke gehört habe, den Träger zu lenken die Allee. Ich bin mich draußen zurückgegangen, bin die Lampe- Fackel rückwärts oben gesprungen, und es gab die Hunde noch, nachdem er rückwärts und von Zeke bestimmtem den Rutsch verdoppelt hatte. So sehr einige Sekunden später der alte Umweg, der erneut im Hof, Zeke gerutscht wurde, das gesprungen, und das für die gelbe noch und, dieses Mal snagged Hündin durch das Halsband überstürzt wurde. Er ist vorgegangen, den pleurnicheriehund am Rücken des Lastwagens zu ziehen, wo er die Hinterumlegentür geöffnet und versucht hat, die Tür eines Tieres der Gesellschaft Träger- aus Plastik zu öffnen, daß er die Länge gebracht hatte. Da er nicht vom Kampfhund gehen lassen könnte, habe ich angeboten, um die für ihn offene Trägertür zu erhalten, und, sobald er offen war, hat Zeke begonnen zu versuchen, den Hund vollzustopfen, der im Träger von épagneul-sized Labrador- klassifiziert wurde. Die ganze Operation war durch die Tatsache schwierig, daß während der Zeit uns, die mit der Tiertür von Gesellschaft Träger- kämpft, der männliche Hund durch einen Begierdezugang überwunden worden war und die Hündin für alle schraubte, daß er das Leiden wert ist. Hunde! Dort war er in einer lauten Atmosphäre, Rauch-füllen, lärmendem, zurücknehmend pro jemandes hat er selbstverständlich verachtet, und anstatt den Esel an in den Wäldern weit zu transportieren, wo die Freiheit an ihm für die Ergreifung war, hat er beschlossen, die Gelegenheit zu ergreifen, über von einem Stück zu schlagen, während das ol ' Zeke es durch das Halsband hielt. Sprechen Sie über den Gedanken mit Ihrem Dick!

German to English:

Well I have thought that I heard the truck in view of the end of Zeke and its dogs to this point, but nearly, as soon as I went into the house I of Zeke, the carrier to steer the avenue. I decreased/went back me outside, the lamp torch/flare jumped backwards above, and there were the dogs still, after he had doubled backwards and from Zeke determined the slide. So much some seconds later the old detour, which was slipped again in the yard, Zeke, that jumped, and for the yellow still and, this mark snagged dog by collar one rushed into. It proceeded to pull pleurnicheriehund on the back of the truck where it opened and tried the Hinterumlegentuer to open the door of an animal of the society carrier from plastics that it had brought the length. Since it could not let go from the combat dog, I had offered to try in order to receive the carrier door open for it, and, as soon as he was open, Zeke has begun the dog to full-stop up, which was classified in the carrier by épagneul sized Labrador. The whole operation was difficult by the fact that during the time us, which fights with the animal door of society carrier, which had been overcome male dog by a longing entrance and which screwed dog for all that he is worth a suffering. Dogs! There he was in a loud atmosphere, smoke filling, being noisy, to transport taking back per someone he naturally despised, and instead of on in the forests far where the liberty at him was for the seizure, he decided the donkey to take the opportunity over from a piece to to strike, while ol the ' Zeke held it by collar. Speak over the thoughts with your thick!

English to Greek:

Καλά έχω σκεφτεί ότι άκουσα το φορτηγό λαμβάνοντας υπόψη το τέλος Zeke και των σκυλιών του σε αυτό το σημείο, αλλά σχεδόν, μόλις πήγα στο σπίτι Ι Zeke, ο μεταφορέας για να οδηγήσω τη λεωφόρο. Μειώθηκα/επέστρεψα εγώ έξω, ο φανός λαμπτήρων/η φλόγα που πηδήθηκε προς τα πίσω ανωτέρω, και υπήρξαν τα σκυλιά ακόμα, αφότου είχε διπλασιάσει προς τα πίσω και από Zeke καθόρισε τη φωτογραφική διαφάνεια. Τόσο πολύ μερικοί υποστηρίζουν αργότερα την παλαιά λοξοδρόμηση, η οποία γλιστρήθηκε πάλι στο ναυπηγείο, Zeke, το οποίο πήδησε, και για τον κίτρινο ακόμα και, αυτό το σημάδι το σκυλί από το περιλαίμιο ένα που ορμηκε. Προχώρησε να τραβήξει pleurnicheriehund στο πίσω μέρος του φορτηγού όπου άνοιξε και δοκίμασε το Hinterumlegentuer για να ανοίξει την πόρτα ενός ζώου του μεταφορέα κοινωνίας από τα πλαστικά ότι είχε φέρει το μήκος. Δεδομένου ότι δεν μπόρεσε να αφήσει να πάει από το σκυλί αγώνα, είχα προσφέρει να προσπαθήσω προκειμένου να παραληφθεί η πόρτα μεταφορέων ανοικτή για το, και, μόλις ήταν ανοικτός, Zeke έχει αρχίσει το σκυλί στην τελεία επάνω, η οποία ταξινομήθηκε στο μεταφορέα από ταξινομημένο το ιpagneul Λαμπραντόρ. Ολόκληρη η λειτουργία ήταν δύσκολη από το γεγονός ότι κατά τη διάρκεια του χρόνου εμείς, ο οποίος παλεύει με τη ζωική πόρτα του μεταφορέα κοινωνίας, ο οποίος ήταν υπερνικημένο αρσενικό σκυλί από μια longing είσοδο και που το βιδωμένο σκυλί για όλα αυτά αυτός αξίζει ένα βάσανο. Σκυλιά! Εκεί ήταν σε μια δυνατή ατμόσφαιρα, πλήρωση καπνού, που είναι θορυβώδης, να μεταφέρει να πάρει πίσω ανά κάποιο που περιφρόνησε φυσικά, και αντί επάνω στα δάση μακριά όπου η ελευθερία σε τον ήταν για τη σύλληψη, αποφάσισε το γάιδαρο για να αναλάβει την ευκαιρία από ένα κομμάτι στην απεργία, ενώ ol το "Zeke την κράτησε από το περιλαίμιο. Μιλήστε πέρα από τις σκέψεις με παχύ σας!

Greek to French:

Bien j'ai pensé que j'ai entendu le camion en le prenant en compte la fin Zeke et de ses chiens à ce le point, mais presque, dès que je suis allé à la maison I Zeke, le transporteur pour conduire le boulevard. J'ai diminué/je suis retourné moi dehors, la torche lampti'rwn/i flamme qui pidi'cike vers en arrière ci-dessus, et ont existé les chiens encore, depuis qu'il avait doublé en arrière et à de Zeke il a déterminé la transparence photographique. Tellement certains soutiennent ultérieurement l'ancienne déviation, laquelle gljstri'cike encore au chantier naval, Zeke, ce qui a sauté, et pour même, la cette la marque jaune le chien du collier que il ormike. Il a avancé pour il souffre pleurnicheriehund à la partie arrière du camion où il a ouvert et a essayé Hinterumlegentuer pour qu'il ouvre la porte d'un animal du transporteur de société des plastiques qu'il avait porté la longueur. Étant donné qu'il n'a pas pu laisser aller du chien de combat, j'avais offert que j'essaye afin que soit reçue la porte de transporteurs ouverte pour, et, à peine soit ouverte, Zeke a commencé le chien au point au-dessus, laquelle a été classifié au transporteur par classifié jpagneul le Labrador. Entière le fonctionnement était difficile du fait que pendant la durée du temps nous, lequel lutte avec la porte animale du transporteur de société, lequel était chien masculin surmonté longing d'une entrée et qui vjdwme'no le chien pour tous ceux-ci celui-ci vaut un souci. Chiens ! Là il était à une atmosphère possible, à un accomplissement de tabac, qui est bruyant, pour il transporte pour il prenne en arrière par quelqu'un qui perjfro'nise naturellement, et à la place de sur les forêts longues où la liberté à était pour la saisie, a décidé l'âne pour qu'il entreprenne l'occasion d'un morceau à la grève, tandis qu'ol le Zeke l'a gardée du collier. Parlez au-delà des pensées avec épais vous !

And the last pass, French back to English:

Well I thought that I heard the truck by taking it of account the end Zeke and of his dogs at the this point, but almost, as soon as I went to the house I Zeke, the conveyor to lead the boulevard. I have diminué/je am turned over me outside, the torch lampti' rwn/i flame which pidi' cike towards behind above, and existed the dogs still, since it had doubled behind and in Zeke it determined the photographic transparency. So much some support later on the old deviation, which gljstri' cike still with the shipyard, Zeke, which jumped, and for same, the this yellow mark the dog of the collar that it ormike. It has advanced for it suffers pleurnicheriehund with the back part of the truck where it opened and tested Hinterumlegentuer so that it opens the door of an animal of the conveyor of company of the plastics which it had carried the length. Since it could not let go from the dog of combat, I had offered that I test so that either received the door of conveyors open for, and, hardly or opened, Zeke began the dog at the point above, which was classified with the conveyor by classified jpagneul Labrador. Whole operation was difficult owing to the fact that throughout time us, which fight with the animal door of the conveyor of company, which was male dog surmounted longing of an entry and which vjdwme' No the dog for all those this one is worth a concern. Dogs! There it was with a possible atmosphere, to an achievement of tobacco, who is noisy, for it transports for it takes behind by somebody who perjfro' nise naturally, and in the place of on the long forests where freedom with was for the seizure, decided the ass so that it undertakes the occasion of one piece to the strike, while ol Zeke kept collar. Speak beyond the thoughts with thick you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 09:03 AM

hey MMario
I saw that too !!
When you fill in the triplicate 60 page request form that Ring will be yours !!
For an extra 100 entries of pseudo BS you could get it engraved too
with
HIC !!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 08:56 AM

hey wow! I just got accussed of being the worst poster on a thread three days after my last post! WOW! I guees I finally made it to the inner circle. When do I get my sekret dekoder ring?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 06:54 AM

Hmmmmmm   good thinking Bunn !!

creative generation of pseudo BS, automated elimination of SHhhhhhhhhh you know who references, and "has a tendancy to cut its posts in half for no apparent reason" ???
My gawd - the guy's a genius. Mother will be very proud of you.
Nobody will notice anything different at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 05:20 AM

Some minor glitches are still being ironed out. These include launching weapons tests at Canada whenever 'William Shatner' is mentioned, and to insert annoying sound effects, which cannot be turned off. It also currently requires the dedicated use of three high end machines to keep it running, and has a tendancy to cut its posts in half for no apparent reason.

*****End of Message*****


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 05:15 AM

******This is an Automted reply******

In response to holidays and other buisiness, the source programme MOMboost 2.1.1 is currenty available as a beta version from
here. It, when properly configured, should be capableo of logging on to mudcat, and checking if MOAB had any posts in the last 12 hours. If not, it will take a random document available online, and run it through 17 translation engines, to turn it into pseudo-BS.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,TIM
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 11:27 PM

Which hand? What porno? What Thread? Who's purple panties?

TIM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 11:19 PM

I haven't left yet. TIM, just what are you doing over there with your hand? Did you see BWL's big porno goof on another thread? Did you mean to go looking for this set of purple panties instead?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,TIM
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 04:31 PM

Fear not. Mother will be upheld by the minions that are seen throughout the land, and shall be reinforced by the invisible hand of TIM!

TIM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 04:26 PM

I'm a-headed out of town later this week for a while. I will make an attempt to visit Mom from where I'll be staying, but my friend has a dialup connection so I don't know if I can manage to get here from there. The house will be looked after, but I can't ask those folks to log on and check on Mom. They might not understand.

Keep her afloat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 02:51 PM

Welcome back RR
I hardly recognised you behind the gas mask


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 02:48 PM

There is no such thing as a 'stalemate' when it comes to using tupperware.

Hello Mother and siblings!
I am sober and caught in a dream of an occurrence of the divine and neon shelter of extreme device.
It was a sheltered slip of a Freudian tounge lash that tempted the filtering of the gaudy-ish language of an ancestor of the freds that caught a glimpse into a future realm of inadvertent images of filtered flatulence.
I heard it. I can say I caught the lingering essence of the oder.
Therefore I can concur everything that has happened here in my loss of presence actually did occur.


I love you people too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 11:10 AM

It has appeared elsewhere at the 'Cat. I started one of the threads myself. But if you care to revisit the topic, here are a few of his quotes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Paranoid Android
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 08:06 AM

Did anyone mention that Scottie has finally been beamed up?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 01:01 AM

Okay, that's it. 273 posts and no mention of Shatner. This thread has become unviable.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 12:55 AM

Whoa, Mom! You're down below the Bickersons on the closed "CarolC vs. Dianavan" thread. That's serious. Up you go!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 07:35 PM

Dang! That's a helluva shrew! I thought shrews wuz itty bitty but mean as hell. Hope that one's tamed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 01:07 PM

Go for something more exotic than your garden variety bonobo or vole (too many "Os". I'd like to see Ganesh riding a shrew visit use here at Mudcat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 11:54 AM

What, you've never heard people talk about "all that sheeeet from Washington?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 11:49 AM

Dung!
I didn't know that .....
they are three sheeeeets to the wind again ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 11:44 AM

Ya go away for a coupla days and they start talkin' about voles and bunnyboos. freds show up, as does some sort of invisible MOABite. All I gotta ask is

WHAT SORT OF BS IS THIS, ANYWAY????

I'm in the DC area, and if you don't think THAT'S enough to put up with...well....

Did you know that you can haul all the "fertiziler" you want from the Capitol and the White House? True. Of course, the quality is awful, but the quatity is outstanding.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 10:59 AM

Gluon can detect them bonobos ad microscopic voles, dead nuts every time.

I was just about to suggest we invite one of each of them to join us.

Billy-Bob the Invisible Bonobo is easy to detect because he smells exactly like farts in an elevator. He is usually invisible, because he moves slightly faster than light itself and therefore is always pissing people off by not being where they see him. Most unsettling until you get used to it. But he's cute, when you can get him to holt still

Val the Microscopic Vole is more retiring and never farts wtihin eyesight of another being. Being microscopic, you wouldn't think she would care, but she has a big heart. She really cares..

Anyway, I would invite you to get to know Val and Billy -Bob. Gluon has already made friends with them, although he's not sure about Val, because she doesn't dig nano.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 02:22 AM

At least that way, they won't be mistaken for invisible bonobos, or microscopic voles.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 12:50 AM

If they're invisible, you might as well put clothes on them, 'cause they're no good to us anyway. Practice recombination by mis-matching his sox.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,TIM
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 08:15 PM

freds,
I will help you anyway I can. By the way, a few moments ago, I didn't see an invisible man running by in a frenzy (in the general direction of away from you). Unfortunately, I am not a trained observer so I can't really say what he was/wasn't wearing. But the next time I don't see him, I will be sure to notice every detail.

TIM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 07:25 PM

We are looking for an invisible being. This entity is needed for DNA replication, and we have reason to believe that itshehe is somewhere near. If you can assist us in this we will be grateful.

Thank you very much indeed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 05:39 PM

I will be at your ren-faire, but you probably won't see me.

TIM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 03:57 PM

The 'Cat seems to have speeded up. Something Max fixed seems to be working!

See, little one, you were worried about nothing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 02:58 PM

Buena suerte, compadre!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 02:14 PM

I'd say Tim has a dangerous lack of any colour, let alone a favorite.

It's currently trying to rain outside - which oddly enough seems to have LOWERED the hunmidity and temperature - wish it would get it over with so that tomorrow can be nice and sunny and people will come by hordes to my ren-faire.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 02:07 PM

Thus, you will see and know that I am!

TIM


You are Tim the enchanter. You have a straggley grey beard, a staff, and a dangerous lack of favourite colour.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 11:47 AM

See my previous post.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,The Invisible MOABite
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 12:10 AM

I am the Invisible MOABite. I have been here for more than two years but I have not been seen by any of my Fellow MOABites. I have decided to type something here with an indelible font. This will be proof to you that I do exist. I have passed gas a few times in the hope that some of you would notice and realize that there was an invisible MOABite in your presence, but none noticed.
In the event that this attempt fails, I will pull out all stops. I will sit my naked ass in some wet paint and will then press my painted ass to my scanner and will produce a nice jpeg of my ass, which I will then e-mail to those of you who have been wise enough to publish your e-mail addresses on Mudcat. Thus, you will see and know that I am!

TIM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jul 05 - 06:41 PM

No, man. Them's assholes.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 21 Jul 05 - 01:45 PM

and here I thought an octochoron was one of them clay 'sweet potata' thingies that whistle when you blow into them, like Cleigh O'Possum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jul 05 - 11:49 AM

Quite so!! Hail the Octochoron!

The tesseract is also used as a network topology. Each edge of a tesseract is of the same length. When using tesseracts as the basis for a network topology to link multiple processors in parallel computing, the distance between two nodes is at most 4 and there are many different paths to allow weight balancing.

Isn't that just sweet an' kinda SPAYtial?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,the devout MOAB-ite
Date: 21 Jul 05 - 11:41 AM

see here and here

I'm a-skeered!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Jul 05 - 11:36 AM

Who are "they," dearest? Tell us the whole story so we can give you the appropriate reassuring answer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,devout MOAB-ite
Date: 21 Jul 05 - 11:31 AM

"They" are insinuating that MOM is causing the 'Cat to crash!

Please, Mom, it's not true is it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 21 Jul 05 - 10:29 AM

The tesseract is composed of 8 cubes with 3 to an edge, and therefore has 16 vertices, 32 edges, 24 squares, and 8 cubes


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jul 05 - 08:15 AM

Discovered in an ancient Sumarian tomb - translated version velow:


Hail MOAB full of bull. Blessed art thou and Blessed is the fruit of thy bowels, o'erfull.

Wholly MOAB Mother of shite, rise for us sinners now, and any time day or night.


the verse, evidently a prayer of sorts, is attributed to one Brother Fewmet of the Copralithic Order of the Greater Bowel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jul 05 - 10:57 PM

In other news, perhaps this is what we need to keep Mom from falling low:

A group of Stanford University students is developing a vibrating ankle brace designed to assist elderly people in avoiding falls.

The "smart" brace is fitted with a tiny chip that continuously monitors the position of the wearer's ankle, CNN said. If the chip detects a roll greater than normal, it vibrates, thereby sending a signal to the wearer's brain that they must change the position of their foot or shift their balance in order to avoid a fall.



'Course, any device that tries to be a substitute for TLC is doomed to hiccup, right?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jul 05 - 08:35 PM

Rapaire is just being snotty because you type tesserect instead or tesseract, MM. Pay him no mind. Making jokes about being friends of George and Laura is to me like making bomb jokes in a security checkpoint waiting line. ALmost as funny!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jul 05 - 05:23 PM

tesserect...MOAB. Jeez, I gotta teach you guys everything?

Now I gotta go to DC tomorrow (George and Laura -- he's back on the bottle and...well, you know, disinterested friend of the family and all). But I'll be checking in now and then, so take care of Mom, ya hear?

I'll be back late next Monday.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 20 Jul 05 - 04:29 PM

"up" being a good description as the surface of a klien bottle presents a two dimensional geometry.

But disregarding directions - and answering the other question represented by what do you get when you go up from a klien bottle -

the progression is point, mobius strip, klien bottle, tesserect, ? ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jul 05 - 01:56 PM

This raises the imponderable question, what if you go up from a Klein bottle?

I mean, "up" along the axis that is not immersed when presented 3-Dimensionally.

I use up because it was the one direction that the people in dot and line world couldn't imagine in the Flatworld book.




A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jul 05 - 01:45 PM

Au contraire, mon Rapaire! The Acme Klein bottle website to which you yourself provided a link says:

A Klein Bottle is locally 2-dimensional ... every small patch follows the laws of 2-dimensional Euclidean geometry. In this sense, a Klein Bottle is a 2-dimensional manifold, and its inside is the same as its outside. But although it's a 2-D manifold, it can only exist in 4-dimensions!

Alas, our universe has only 3 spatial dimensions, so even Acme's dedicated engineers can't make a true Klein Bottle.

A photograph of a stapler is a 2-dimensional immersion of a 3-dimensional stapler. In the same way, our glass Klein Bottles are 3-D immersions of the 4-D Klein Bottle. Our Klein Bottle is a 3-dimensional photograph of a "true" Klein Bottle.

A Klein Bottle cannot be embedded in 3 dimensions, but you can immerse it in 3-D. (An immersion may have self-intersections; Embeddings have no self-intersections. Neither an embedding nor an immersion has folds or cusps.)

We represent a Klein Bottle in glass by stretching the neck of a bottle through its side and joining its end to a hole in the base. Except at the side-connection (the nexus), this properly shows the shape of a 4-D Klein Bottle. And except at the nexus, any small patch follows the laws of 2-dimensional Euclidean geometry.


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