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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 10 May 04 - 11:51 AM
Little Hawk 10 May 04 - 11:31 AM
Rapparee 10 May 04 - 11:31 AM
CarolC 10 May 04 - 11:27 AM
freda underhill 10 May 04 - 10:59 AM
42 10 May 04 - 07:04 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 May 04 - 12:18 AM
Rapparee 09 May 04 - 11:33 PM
Amos 09 May 04 - 11:22 PM
Rapparee 09 May 04 - 11:19 PM
GUEST,William Shatner 09 May 04 - 09:47 PM
khandu 09 May 04 - 09:29 PM
Tweed 09 May 04 - 09:15 PM
khandu 09 May 04 - 09:07 PM
Tweed 09 May 04 - 05:44 PM
khandu 09 May 04 - 01:51 PM
Amos 09 May 04 - 01:31 PM
Amos 09 May 04 - 12:37 AM
42 08 May 04 - 10:51 AM
Tweed 08 May 04 - 08:11 AM
Amos 08 May 04 - 05:27 AM
Rustic Rebel 08 May 04 - 02:57 AM
Rapparee 07 May 04 - 06:12 PM
Amos 07 May 04 - 05:34 PM
GUEST,khandu's mommy 07 May 04 - 04:50 PM
Rapparee 07 May 04 - 04:08 PM
Acme 07 May 04 - 02:03 PM
Amos 07 May 04 - 11:56 AM
MOAB 07 May 04 - 11:48 AM
Rapparee 07 May 04 - 10:38 AM
GUEST,MMario 07 May 04 - 10:33 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 May 04 - 10:01 AM
Amos 07 May 04 - 09:54 AM
Acme 07 May 04 - 09:49 AM
MOAB 07 May 04 - 08:42 AM
Ellenpoly 07 May 04 - 05:49 AM
GUEST,Homer 07 May 04 - 12:27 AM
GUEST,Shiney Knause 06 May 04 - 11:45 PM
Rustic Rebel 06 May 04 - 11:24 PM
freda underhill 06 May 04 - 07:34 PM
Amos 06 May 04 - 07:25 PM
MOAB 06 May 04 - 06:10 PM
Rapparee 06 May 04 - 06:08 PM
Amos 06 May 04 - 06:00 PM
GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge 06 May 04 - 05:30 PM
GUEST,Shlio 06 May 04 - 05:21 PM
Amos 06 May 04 - 04:48 PM
Rapparee 06 May 04 - 04:48 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 04 - 11:51 AM

From what I can tell, LH has lost his chandelier (which helps him think) and is infatuated with Amos. The image of LH, holding his chandelier aloft while searching for Amos, is indeed a striking one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 May 04 - 11:31 AM

¿Dónde está mi araña? ¡No puedo pensar sin mi araña! Amos es el que esta' responsable de esto. ¡Él debe pagar!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 04 - 11:31 AM

Free to a good home. . .

Maybe you heard them while camping in the Kluane Wilderness . . . or perhaps they serenaded you as you hairboated the
Whataroa River . . . or heard them sing, welcoming the dawn over their rookeries in Iceland or heard them in chorus with the penguins at McMurdo Sound, under Mt. Erebus' visage that year you "wintered over."

Now, free to a good home -- two momey rathes, one male and one female (both have been neutered and are inoculated against ringworm, rabies, scabies, blackfoot, heartworm, botfly, mange, distemper, parrot fever, dengue fever, footrot, glanders, and the other common diseases of this species). These little critters are loving, have the soft silver and black fur of their species, and are completely at home around children. Their sole drawback is that momey rathes can't be housebroken, but since their excreta glows in the dark you'll never tread in it some dark night. Their scent glands cannot be removed, either, but is not an insurmountable drawback, especially if you enjoy (as many do) the combined odors of butyl mercaptan and butyric acid.

If interested, contact Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 10 May 04 - 11:27 AM

Awwww....

He hasn't even read the thread. He's just blustering to make us think he read it so he won't have to.

Can't say I blame you, Khandu. After I was away for a few months, it was daunting to say the least, to even think about trying to read everything I missed in the MOAB while I was away. In fact, I never did. There's a big chunk in the middle of the MOAB that I've never seen. I think I'll save that part for when I'm very old and feeble and have nothing else to do.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 10 May 04 - 10:59 AM

toads.
interlocutory circumvention in extracolonnic expurgation of unlimited irrelevant surfacing nodules of excremelocution in infractuous unmitigated tarean excrement.

thus spake Hiroshima.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: 42
Date: 10 May 04 - 07:04 AM

From toad venom to toadies...ah the progress of Man.

ps. LH - when my infinite probability drive kicks in I'll let you know


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 May 04 - 12:18 AM

Happy Mother's Day, MOAB!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 04 - 11:33 PM

His resonanting rhetoric wrecked?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 May 04 - 11:22 PM

Alas -- all is delusion. Shatner has taken on the mental acuity of a wiener dog. His robot-automaton,. servo-mechanism and homosexual love-slave, Little Hawk, has allowed himself to be degraded to the status of puerile amanuensis. Callow histrionics is all that is left in the place of once-great, resonating rhetoric!! Alas!!

And a sexist he, too!!

Forget it you jealous, hot-handed Canuck celibate..you're not fooling anyone!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 04 - 11:19 PM

I tried that with my subordinates. After the laughter and giggles died down they were wroth. Right wroth, yup. And there was Ruth, wretched ruin, ranting, ruefully really regularily righteously wroth.

So, let me get this straight in my mind.

Ol' Khandu decides to prop up a lamp post until some woman comes by. He props up this here light pole, whistling at women and probably saying things like, "Shake it, don't break it!" and "Hey, hot mama!" and "Wanna cut a little rug, beautiful?" whilst the rest of us are busy fighting off a Martian invasion, dealing freds and Ralphs, organizing rescue parties (for Khandu his own self, fer chrissakes!), and doing our utmost to prevent MOAB from slipping off the bottom of the page into the uttermost depths of lost threads and the thanks we get for keyboarding our fingers down into nothingness (I'm typing this letter by letter, using a pencil held in my teeth and banging my head against the monitor screen with each letter)is that Khandu is wroth with us. And then he dangs us all to heck!

Well, out here in the West, when men are men and women are women except that some of the men are women and...where was I? Oh, yeah. Out here in the Wild West, the land of Manyfeast Destiny, out here, I say, where the Shining Mountains brush their broad shoulders against the clear azure sky, well, we don't take kindly to ingrates. Nope. In fact, we gits us a 3/8 inch manila silk rope or maybe a good latigo one or even horsehair and we strings 'em up. I don't know why we need the rope, really, 'cause the strings are just some old fishin' string, usually, but it's traditional.

So, as they say in California, I guess it's time for a Recall Election! Or is it Initiative? Or maybe Referendum. It's one of them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 09 May 04 - 09:47 PM

Do what I do when there's been a shoddy performance or a breach of security by your subordinates, Khandu...

Order them all to assemble in the Captain's briefing room.

Fix them with a steely eye for a minute or two, pace around, and watch them sweat. Tap your fingers thoughtfully on the table as you sit down.

Then casually say, "Well...gentlemen...and ladies as well...I'd like an explanation for this sorry state of affairs."

They'll all look glum.

Say, "Don't all talk at once..."

At this point two or three of them will start stammering excuses and interrupting each other. Listen with a look of almost infinite patience that is slowly being stretched to the final limit. Then calmly lift a hand for silence...

"That's enough. I...think I get the picture. Rapaire...go and clean out all the latrines on C Deck...with a toothbrush. Spawk...you're demoted to garbage detail. You...haven't posted here in the last 2,500 posts. Tweed...I want you to go outside and start counting stars. When you reach 3,555,444,555 and 2 stars...and DON'T count any star more than once...report back with your conclusions. CarolC...I'm...going to need you in my cabin in...15 minutes from now. Change into a gown and bring some Romulan Ale...well chilled. You too, Ms Penelope Rutledge...they say two heads are better than one. Bee-Dubya...bend over and assume the position. I'll be with you momentarily, after I adjust my boot. Amos...I...need you to thoroughly analyze and critique the entire collected poetry of an obscure Scottish poet of the Terran 19th century named William MacGonagall. The fate of the Galaxy depends upon it. Get on it right away, and give me your full report at...0900 tomorrow. 42...you're on the wrong ship. Beam out of here immediately or get a proper uniform and enlist. We have an opening in the scullery. MOAB...you are a figment of your own imagination. You don't really exist. Go away. Stilly River Sage...report to Doctor McCoy and get a neural implant to correct that...annoying habit. Little Hawk...you, my fine sir, are the one officer on this starship that understands the chain of command and is willing to follow orders without question. You are promoted to First Officer, replacing Spawk as of this moment."

Then stand up smartly. Say, "That will do." and stride out of the room in a charismatic manner.

They'll be awestruck.

- William Shatner


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 09 May 04 - 09:29 PM

I been leaning on the lamp post at the corner of the street
In case a certain little lady comes by
Oh me, oh my
In case a certain little lady comes by

Oh, she`s wonderful, she`s marvelous
She`s fabulous, she`s beautiful
And anyone can understand why
I been leaning on the lamp post at the corner of the street
In case a certain little lady comes by

AND SHE NEVER CAME BY!! THEN I COME BACK HERE & FIND THIS FIASCO!!! I AM WROTH!! WROTH, I SAY!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 09 May 04 - 09:15 PM

O hellfire goddammit, I tried to mislead them but they ar too many these days yore Lhordship....I must say thet Rustic iz still plugging the inflatable PaulPenis dolls. BeeDub iz ....well...he's been to Atlanta and now I don't know if he kin still perform hiz duties as poteLariot or not az he has been off wif space aliens and worse obv late.
But tell us, yore Magogisty, whar habv you been hiding? Whut vizions habv you beheld and whut voices sing to you these days?

Yer faithful lackey,
Tweed
K.O.T.R.O.T.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 09 May 04 - 09:07 PM

I`m leaning on the lamp
Maybe you think I look a tramp
Or maybe you think I`m round to steal a car
But no, I`m not a crook
And if you think that`s what I look
I`ll tell you why and what my motives are. . .

YOU HOLES OF UNWIPED ASSES!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IN MY ABSENCE???? THIS IS NOT JUST ANY THREAD!! THIS IS THE MOTHER OF ALL BULLSHIT THREADS!!! YET YOU HAVE DEFILED IT!!! YOU HAVE FILLED IT WITH REEKING HEAPS OF BIG RANCID PILES OF PUTRID MOUNTAINS OF CROCKS OF BULLSHIT!!!!!

DANG YOU ALL, I SAY!!! DANG YOU ALL TO HECK!!!!!

WHERE'S MY KOTROT TWEED?? HE ALLOWED THIS SWILL TO SWELL & SWIRL, THE SWINE!!! MAY THE KOTROT SUFFER CODROT FOR THIS & MAY THE REST OF YOU BE DANGED ALL THE WAY TO HECK!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 09 May 04 - 05:44 PM

HAIL THE KHING, HAIL THE KHING!! AR LEEJE HABV ARISEN FROM THE DEPTS OBV HAIL!!!


Whare habv you been O degenerate one? We feered you had been taken hostage or committed somwhar nasty and mos fowl.

Get down on yore knees Rawpairs and Liddle Harg! Get on wif beseeching the KHING OF ALL MIZIPPI Hiz Royal Forgibvnes for committing hanus limericks and Shatnerizms on Holy MOAB.

Hail

Hail

HAIL
HAIL......THE KHING IS RETURNED.....O GLORY GLORY GLORY.....

Yerz,
Tweed OFUMF,KOTROT


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 09 May 04 - 01:51 PM

Dear MOAB,
Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 May 04 - 01:31 PM

All right you guys. That's twice now!! Is he too good to visit his own mother?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 May 04 - 12:37 AM

Lo! The Khandu has appeared!! On a seperate thread!! Who would have dreamed it possible?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: 42
Date: 08 May 04 - 10:51 AM

"Polka Band on acid?" What's next? Vogon poets?

I fear for the BS universe.

j


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 08 May 04 - 08:11 AM

Dere MamaKhandu,
Pleez convect to Hiz Royal Hihgness on yore next visit, thet his First Duck remains loyal and at the ready fore the return of the Khing. DO NOT under any circumvents, reveal to him thet limericks etc. habv taken obver beloved MOAB, nor thet Rawpears iz barfing up good Irish whiskey on his back lawn.

How iz the Cherokee headress holding out? Iz thar more than five or six feathers left stickin out of thet thing? Can we send a bag of fryer feathers from the processin' plant to sorta flesh it out a little?

Yerz,
Tweedz


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 May 04 - 05:27 AM

(I think RR is continuing an independent dialogue she began with Bacchus or some other friendly spirit.... :>))   )


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 08 May 04 - 02:57 AM

Puke out a precious liquid?
I cannot see it.
Because if you could hold it in,
you could just pee it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 04 - 06:12 PM

Does Khandu have any hay on him? 'Cause then they would be the Gabs-y Hays.

Hyuck, hyuck.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 May 04 - 05:34 PM

I guess that makes her the Great Grandma of All BS. GGABS. Huh. And that Khandu, now, that would make him the GABS. NEver looked at khandu quite that way, before, I schwan.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,khandu's mommy
Date: 07 May 04 - 04:50 PM

I am the mommy of the p
\apa of the Mother of All Bullshit, the ill-conceived King Khandu, who has brought embarrassment to the whole state of Mississippi before the whole world in this international forum.
To save the state and the family further difficulties, we have confined the "King" in a padded cell, where he shall remain until the cows come home, the creek runs dry, hell freezes over or the pigs learn to fly , whichever comes first.

Don't think he is in any form of misery. . . Noooo! We have given him a makeshift throne and a Cherokee headdress; we also have convinced the hospitial staff to pretend to be his royal entourage.

He seems quite happy!

His drunken and no-account worthless daddy and I considered it our duty to inform the world through this forum and dispell any rumors which may have surfaced from his absence.

Now, please continue with what every it is you do.

khandu's mommy,
Queen of the Eternal Dark World of Astartartia of the Nebulous Uter of Wigley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 04 - 04:08 PM

No, Mom. I promise. Besides, I know the Chief of Police. He'll be drinking with me. But since I can't give you any of the Bushmill's, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll overclock the processor and then plug you into a 220 volt outlet! Doesn't that sound like fun?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 May 04 - 02:03 PM

It is so refreshing, when I get tired of dodging threads about the many types of rubbish in Hull, the many types of atrocities of war, the many stupid things George W. Bush is saying and doing, to drop in at MOAB for some well-articulated banter. I'll tip a nice glass of chardonay in the general direction of the computer on Mother's Day. But only one--I need to lose the weight I gained while working at the computer for the last few months--oops, weight loss, another thread topic that got so long I stopped reading. . . at least here, you don't need to "keep up."

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 May 04 - 11:56 AM

Well, I'll raise a toast to her in general. But she is the Mother of All Bullshit, if I recall my acronym correctly. So let All Bullshit buy her stuff for Mother's Day! A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MOAB
Date: 07 May 04 - 11:48 AM

Gee thanks, Rapaire. That's a nice way to honor your MOAB on Mother's Day. Get shit-faced drunk and puke all over the place. Then you'll probably go out in your backyard and shoot some golf. Only your idea of shooting golf is probably to shoot some poor duffer's golf ball with your muzzle loader while he's taking his backswing. Then you'll get arrested and you'll expect your MOAB to bail you out. Well, it ain't gonna happen!

Why don't you drink some nice strawberry Koolaid instead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 04 - 10:38 AM

I'm planning to consume an entire bottle of 16-year-old single malt Bushmill's just for her.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 07 May 04 - 10:33 AM

is anyone getting MOAB something for Mother's Day?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 May 04 - 10:01 AM

With all due respect, most revered MOAB, I'm afraid you are incorrect in stating that "In every thread someone has to be the last" is the result of a nocturnal emission. I believe that if you research the matter a little more closely you will find that it is, in fact, the result of an unnatural act involving an inflatable Margaret Thatcher doll and, possibly, a goat. There may also have been some photographic representations of a Ms Ryder involved, but that is uncertain at this point.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 May 04 - 09:54 AM

PLato was doing that? For shame. Not exactly a Platonic relationship, huh?   On the other hand, there's no arguing it, Socrates was an ugly little bastard. He was. If he hadn't been so goddamned right about everything, he never woulda made the hall of fame. I mean it sure wasn't his looks, ya know? But you gotta love someone who invents a whole style of dialogue.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 May 04 - 09:49 AM

Happy Birthday M.O.A.B.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MOAB
Date: 07 May 04 - 08:42 AM

Dear Ellenpoly,

No, "In every thread someone has to be the last" is not my bastard son. It is merely a nocturnal emission on the part of one of my more fickle pseudo-devotees. It will go away as soon as the laundry is done, though there may be a little residual staining.

Sincerely,

MOAB


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 07 May 04 - 05:49 AM

So here's my question, is "In every thread someone has to be the last" the bastard son of MOAB?..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Homer
Date: 07 May 04 - 12:27 AM

Rumour
> >
> > Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you
> > either hear or are   about to repeat a rumour.
> >
> >   In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was
> > widely lauded for his   wisdom. One day the great
> > philosopher came upon an acquaintance who   ran up
> > to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know
> > what I just heard about   one of your students?"
> >
> >   "Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you
> > tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's
> > called the Triple Filter Test."
> >
> >   "Triple filter?"
> >
> >   "That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you
> > talk to me about my   student let's take a moment to
> > filter what you're going to say. The first   filter
> > is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what
> > you are   about to   tell me is true?"
> >
> >   "No," the man said, "actually I just heard about
> > it and..."
> >
> >   "All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really
> > know if it's true
> >   or
> > not.   Now let's try the second filter, the filter
> > of Goodness. Is what you   are about to tell me
> > about my student something good?"
> >
> >   "No, on the contrary ..."
> >
> >   "So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me
> > something bad about   him, even though you're not
> > certain it's true?"
> >
> >   The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates
> > continued. " You   may still pass the test though,
> > because there is a third filter -   the filter of
> > Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my
> > student going to be useful to me?"
> >
> >   "No, not really ..."
> >
> >   "Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to
> > tell me is neither   True nor Good nor even Useful,
> > why tell it to me at all?"
> >
> >   The man was defeated and ashamed.
> >
> >   This is the reason Socrates was a great
> > philosopher and held in such high   esteem ......
> >
> >   It also explains why he never found out that Plato
> > was shagging his wife
> >
> >
> >


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shiney Knause
Date: 06 May 04 - 11:45 PM

Deer Rustick Rebel,

I guess you din't see th' message I left fer ya on thet "Happy Birfday MOAB" fred. Ennyways, you 'member back 'bout a year ago my so-called brother Sheney Knause an' you seemed t' be wantin' t' git a thang goin'. I thank he even perposed marriage. Well, Sheney done hightailed it t' parts unknowed so thar ain't no chance you an' him's ever gonna hook up. So, bein' as how me an' Sheney is identickle twins, i wuz wunderin' if you mite wanna go out bowlin' er dancin' er sumfin'. Then, mebbe if thangs goes okay we kin go back t' yore place an' play hide th' Kielbasa.

Yores,

Shiney Knause


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 06 May 04 - 11:24 PM

To honor MOAB on her one year and a day jubilee
3000 Playmate Paul Doll balloons with erectile penises I set free.
With bleary eyes, I blinked back a tear
Remembering the joy and bullshit of the past year.
I missed the party that was or was not held,
but,3000 Playmate Paul Doll balloons with erectile penises swelled
....with helium. I rose a glass of whiskey, and watched them disappear to the north, west, east and south.
And to my final contentment, I poured the whiskey in my mouth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 06 May 04 - 07:34 PM

speaking of karma sutra, yoga, contortions, etc, check this site!

http://www.bushyoga.com/


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 May 04 - 07:25 PM

Canst thou believe thy living is a life, so stinkingly depending? Go mend, go mend.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MOAB
Date: 06 May 04 - 06:10 PM

Shlio, I am greatly touched that you have so blatantly rippped off the Book of Genesis in my honor. You have earned a special position of esteem among my scribes. The special position you have earned is known in some editions of The Kama Sutra as "The Aardvark With Piles" and you may assume it as often as you like.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 04 - 06:08 PM

Miz Rutledge, out here in the West we don't conerdict no ladies. But iffen it weren't fer yer post I woun't have learned that I had any of them ansesters, sept of cours my ma. So I gotta thank you fer enlitenin' me an' tellin' me 'bout my ansesters.

Enyway, iffen yer ever out this way I'd surely take it as an honor iffen you'd let me an ma wife take ya ta dinner. There's a right good cafe here in town that makes the best Mountain Oysters ya ever et, and their Son-of-a-bitch stew uses real marrow gut in it. And their biscuits is so light that prit near gotta tie 'em to the table ta keep 'em from floatin' away. Pour a little long sweetin' on 'em and ya got a feast fit fer gods or somebody like that.

Coffee's right good, too.

Mebbe ya could come durin' rodeo. Betcha you'd like that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 May 04 - 06:00 PM

Oh, I am sure you would, Penny. I am sure you would feel very close to him.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 06 May 04 - 05:30 PM

All right then, I meant "descendants", not "ancestors". It was a simple error, due to fast typing and inattention on my part. Go ahead and enjoy yourselves at my expense, you vulgar lot. Tweed is still an unregenerate ape, regardless. I wouldn't date him if he were the last man on earth.

* PR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 06 May 04 - 05:21 PM

And great days art these, when MOAB posts among us. And the people cried to the MOAB , "how did you come to be here?" And the MOAB said "I was called into creation by great BS." And the people were honoured by the MOAB and there was much rejoicing. At that time, there were the MOAB ites, who followed the MOAB faithfully. And in their celebrations they did spew much BS, and freed the MOAB to post to other threads. And so it came to pass that the BS spread far and wide. And MOAB saw that it was good. That was the first year.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 May 04 - 04:48 PM

I think Penelope is a little looped on the subject of time, MM, or perhaps she herself is running against traffic and going along into the past. You may not be aware of it, but the folks where Penny comes from encourage that sort of eccentricity. Can you imagine?? Anyway, I don't think your ancestors need to worry about having their time wasted.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 04 - 04:48 PM

I would like to be around to see what them arkeeolojists find out bout my ansesters. I dint even know I had any of 'em, 'ceptin' my ma.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 May 04 - 04:41 PM

C'mon, Penelope, you know you want Tweed. Admit it. Nothing could thrill you more than to be tied to a four-poster and forced to endure the attentions of a low-brow, blue-collar, Strat-slingin' brute like Tweed. Don't lie to us. You know you're makin' panty gravy just thinkin' about it! Drop the Miss Prim and Proper facade and just do it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 06 May 04 - 04:32 PM

I'm not following you, Penelope - How can an archeological find in the far future effect our ancestors?


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