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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 11 - 03:51 PM

No, you can unscrew the firing mechanism. I suggest that you do so very carefully.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Oct 11 - 08:33 PM

See, they never put that in movies, and I was absent from Basic that day. But I had an excuse from my mother.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Oct 11 - 09:06 PM

My old man unscrewed the ones I have. They are paper weights now. Even the springs are gone. It all had to do with a fishing incident in Ontario many years ago. When you can see bottom and there are no fish "intact" floating downstream, you have... I believe the technical terminology is... fucked up big time.

Hey Rap... that minds me a one time that Dad was up ta camp fer two weeks in Ontario on a deer hunt in the early 60s. Last day was always a big party. They would take all the booze bottles and have a "shootout". Now, my old man was a "Golden Bullet" marksman every year he was in The Forces. He taught small arms and other shit. I have seen him take the top off a coke bottle at 60 paces with a bull barrel 22 Cooey matter of factly. He was deadly accuarte.

On this trip, he waited until everyone else had their go and then he had a go much to the surprise of all present... 38mm Parachuten... two extended clips. Game wardens arrived about a half hour later and Dad sent them up the road to the next camp.

Livened things up a bit!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 10 Oct 11 - 10:44 AM

Happy Ten-Ten! Chocolate cake for breakfast, Mom.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Oct 11 - 10:56 AM

Wow! Ten Ten 'Leben!!! How the time does fly. My new custom-made guitat will be shipped tomorrow. I yam thrilled, purely shivered with anticipating.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Oct 11 - 01:52 PM

Amos, if you painted your kayak orange, you could go be a ringer in this pumpkin regatta. And maybe Little Hawk, being from the general area, could grow his own.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Oct 11 - 02:05 PM

I like that idea, but the kayak is hardly the shape to pass for a pumpkin!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 11 - 02:50 PM

Squeeze the ends toward the middle. If you can't do it, put it lengthwise between two tankers or aircraft carriers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Oct 11 - 03:10 PM

See, Rapp, there ya go again, suggesting the most destructive ideas! What is UP wif dat?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Oct 11 - 04:22 PM

"destructive ideas"... I would consider a kayak paddle a destructive idea.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 11 - 06:02 PM

Topologically, the kayak would remain the same; only the shape will be changed. How is that destructive?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Oct 11 - 10:45 PM

Tell you what -- take one of those hand-rolled breakfasts with the fresh creamery butter and new-picked strawberries and high-grade coffee and all, and just throw it all in the blender, set it on high for ten minutes, and pour it out on Mom's best plate and serve it to her in bed. See what she says about your topological hypotheses.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Oct 11 - 10:15 AM

Twelve hours without Mom's BS is like a week without sunshine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 11 - 10:18 AM

I've done that. She liked it, because she was too hung over to chew.

Amos, have you considered going to sea in a Klein bottle?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Oct 11 - 11:01 AM

Yes I have considered it considered have I yes. But for some reason I could not make any headway any make not could I reason some for but.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Oct 11 - 03:43 PM

That should satisfy your unnatural lust for circular propositions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 11 Oct 11 - 05:04 PM

NOTHING can satisfy that man's unnatural lust! ;-D Trust me on this. Half the call girls in Idaho have tried, farm animals have tried, other Idaho Legion members have tried, even machines have been tried, and he still ain't satisfied.

I call it that a hopeless case. Ook! Ook! He oughta be strapped to a bench and used to generate some electrical power if ya ask me.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Oct 11 - 05:24 PM

Nipple clamps? AC or DC?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 11 Oct 11 - 07:34 PM

Let's try it both ways and see which generates more power. ;-D And don't forget to get out the probes...I think usin' a cattle prod inserted where the sun don't shine might produce a really dramatic response from "the library dude". Probably show up real good on them seismographs out around San Francisco Bay.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 11 - 07:37 PM

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk, talk, talk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 09:59 AM

Mom, I guess I've got to do EVERYTHING around here! And I didn't even crow over the palindrome because I'm so humble. Sheesh!

Amos, are you affected by the HP thing in San Diego? And have you read the article for this abstract in "APS"?

Magnetic flux conservation in turbulent plasmas at high magnetic Reynolds numbers is argued neither to hold in the conventional sense nor to be entirely broken, but instead to be valid in a statistical sense associated to the "spontaneous stochasticity" of Lagrangian particle trajectories. The latter phenomenon is due to the explosive separation of particles undergoing turbulent Richardson diffusion, which leads to a breakdown of Laplacian determinism for classical dynamics. Empirical evidence is presented for spontaneous stochasticity, including numerical results. A Lagrangian path-integral approach is then exploited to establish stochastic flux freezing for resistive hydromagnetic equations and to argue, based on the properties of Richardson diffusion, that flux conservation must remain stochastic at infinite magnetic Reynolds number. An important application of these results is the kinematic, fluctuation dynamo in nonhelical, incompressible turbulence at magnetic Prandtl number (Prm) equal to unity. Numerical results on the Lagrangian dynamo mechanisms by a stochastic particle method demonstrate a strong similarity between the Prm=1 and 0 dynamos. Stochasticity of field-line motion is an essential ingredient of both. Finally, some consequences for nonlinear magnetohydrodynamic turbulence, dynamo, and reconnection are briefly considered.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 10:13 AM

Is that one of Greenspan's childish essays?

Raining again - I can hardly believe it. MOM still thinks it's so amazing that she was dancing naked in the driveway before dawn. I turned off the motion detector porch light so people driving past wouldn't see her too clearly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 10:29 AM

Nonhelical, incompressible turbulence always drives me mad, 'struth.

The hP thing? Hewlett Packard? High-Pressure? Helical paradigms?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 12:15 PM

Shane tried to read the entirety Rapparee's last post so he could compose an insulting reply to it, but he couldn't get through it. He kept muttering "Flip ME!" under his breath, working his way painfully from one word to the next, tracing the letters of each word with his index finger...then finally froze in place, staring at the screen with his mouth hanging open and his eyes glazed. Don found him there around 11:30 this morning and was unable to get any kind of response from him. It appears that his brain may have fused or something like that. He didn't even respond to an offer of a cold beer! Don has wheeled him out into the backyard in a wheelbarrow in hopes that fresh air and sun may revive him, and is planning to call the paramedics or perhaps Officer Dana if the boy still hasn't regained consciousness by 5 pm.

A large number of sympathetic flies have gathered...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 02:45 PM

Funnel and beer. Fix im up finest kind in no time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 02:48 PM

I'm told his mouth is still gaping open, so that oughta be easy, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 03:01 PM

Hewlett Packard layoffs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 03:25 PM

Ah. Haven't heard any repercussions in this sector, but then they have only minor presence in the county.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 05:40 PM

Möglich-Warscheinlich, mein' Schwartzhenn',
Legt ihr Ei in das Relativwenn
Sie legt keine Eier in Positivdann
Weil sie postulieren nun einmal nicht kann.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 07:40 PM

The wheels fell off.

Google that Rap.

Gee whiz.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 08:56 PM

The crisis is over! Don went out at sunset to check on Shane and Shane was gone! But a frantic search around town ended up finding him searching the dumpster behind Tim Horton's for discarded donuts and stuff.

"Flip, man, I got a real bad headache," Shane remarked. "Musta been something I ate, eh? Got smokes?"

Everything is back to abnormal. Do not adjust your sets. Do not loiter. Move on, please. Nothing to see here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 10:15 PM

Matago ya kuku mweusi, nadhani,
Ni mbali, mbele au nyuma;
Haikuta mayai kuku huku au sasa --
Ni kwa hivi haipatikani.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 10:59 PM

Damn. He's still around. Well, better luck next time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 11:48 AM

It was a near thing, Rap. You almost destroyed what mind he has left with all that science-babble.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 12:48 PM

There is a whole class of communications called "Pretense" where artful signals are deployed in intricate, meaningful ways as though someone intended to communicate, but where the actual intent is no such thing. In this specialized and counter-productive genre, our own Rapparee is an acknowledged master.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 12:50 PM

Yes, he's very good at it. Too bad he didn't go into politics, isn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 02:31 PM

Those who can, do. Those who can't go into politics.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 03:00 PM

Speaking of politics Chongo practices his stump speech in his back yard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 06:35 PM

Chongo's stump speech.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 11:37 PM

MOM, I'm bushed! I helped empty an over-stuffed garage of the trash hoarded there and have just a little more to do tomorrow. I may get to that concert in the evening after all! I brought you home a few trinkets - there seemed to be a lot of ratchet sets rolling around on the floor so I picked up a handful and you can string them and wear them like chrome beads.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 09:03 AM

I've got an old chain saw blade to contribute! And she can dye her hair purple and green and make it spikey and get some more tattooes and wear black! Sort of a punk goth thug old fogey!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 09:38 AM

Mom's a bit old for a fifth childhood, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 01:44 PM

Yer not kiddin', eh?

(I had to pay Chongo a small royalty for using that first word.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 02:41 PM

You are such a sucker. Being bullied by an imaginary simian into paying illegal fees for a non-existant copyright. Tsssk!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 06:17 PM

THAT'S the word that best describes Chongo! And Shame as well.

Simian.

After all, they both have fleas.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 06:22 PM

Fleas? Humans don't "get" and "keep" fleas. Unless they cavort with animals that get and keep fleas. I wasn't aware that apes do so. Cats... dogs... other such lower species... yes. But not the noble apes eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 10:19 PM

Resolved: That Little Hawk is a marriageable and eligible bachelor.



Discuss.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 10:27 PM

He's already engaged.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 10:29 PM

Engaged? Do tell.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 11:43 AM

What do you know that we don't? OR are you making stuff up again?


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