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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,Stilly River Sage 23 Feb 05 - 03:09 PM
GUEST,Amos 23 Feb 05 - 01:34 PM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 23 Feb 05 - 12:48 PM
GUEST 23 Feb 05 - 12:25 PM
GUEST,Rapaire 23 Feb 05 - 12:02 PM
GUEST,Amos 23 Feb 05 - 11:27 AM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 23 Feb 05 - 11:08 AM
GUEST,MMario 23 Feb 05 - 10:40 AM
GUEST,Amos 23 Feb 05 - 10:26 AM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 23 Feb 05 - 10:18 AM
GUEST,Bunnhabhain 23 Feb 05 - 10:08 AM
GUEST,MMario 23 Feb 05 - 09:55 AM
Bunnahabhain 23 Feb 05 - 09:50 AM
Rapparee 23 Feb 05 - 09:40 AM
GUEST,MMario 23 Feb 05 - 09:22 AM
Layah 23 Feb 05 - 09:10 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Feb 05 - 08:28 AM
Bunnahabhain 23 Feb 05 - 07:52 AM
Amos 23 Feb 05 - 04:59 AM
GUEST,Stilly River Sage 23 Feb 05 - 02:10 AM
Amos 23 Feb 05 - 12:03 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 03:09 PM

Lewis Carrol used "kluge" but Lewis Carroll coined "boojum." That's the difference--BWL isn't pronouncing the second 'L' properly.

I've met the boojum tree face-to-face--it looks rather like a carrot growing root up, on a larger scale. They're found in the Sonoran Desert, mostly around the Sea of Cortez. And there's at least one in the Desert Museum in Tucson.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 01:34 PM

BeeDub:

There is no question, sir!! You need not beg to differ -- it is established and clear to any observer that you do, granted permission or nay. You are a paradigm of Difference, a walking Difference Engine, and you differ as few before you have, and as few will again.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 12:48 PM

I beg to differ, dear Amos. When Carrol used the word "kludge" he was describing a particularly nasty and well-armed variety of field mouse. It had absolutely no relationship with the word's current usage. It is a classic case of a reverse reciprical non-symbiosis leading to infra-transcendental non-linear asynchronous polymorphysm.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 12:25 PM

Claxon, claxoff?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 12:02 PM

I only tell of real happenings and speak only the truth. I am nothing but truthful, so much so that I might at times tell not only the truth, but a truth-and-a-half or even more. I virtually RING with truth, like a claxon proclaiming it throughout the land.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 11:27 AM

I beg to differ, good BeeDubya. Traces of kludge have been found at excavated ante-Diluvian sites in Persia, Ethiopia and independently in Bolivia and the Gardenia Islands. There is no serious argument rebutitng the proposition that earliest homo sapiens were very poor housekeepers and given to accumulating kludge -- have formed logs, badly cut stone fragments, unuseable pottery, torn-out reed baskets, rotted tom-toms and the like.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 11:08 AM

Little known fact: Carrol originally coined the word "Boojum" in an unpublished poem in which a line ended "...kludge! Hmmmm?" The poem was not published because of a heated argument with his editor over the rhyme scheme. Carrol thought "kludge" rhymed with "rouge" while his editor insisted that it rhymed with "judge". Since the problem could not be reconciled, Carrol tore the manuscript of that poem to shreds and wrote "The Hunting of the Snark" instead. Had the original poem survived, it would have been notable for having introduced the word "kludge" into the English Language many years before the existence of any of the things that it may be used to describe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 10:40 AM

of course. MOAB is ageless and eternal. 'Twas she who coined the phrase "Let there be light" - because THE WORD wanted to just say "Yo! GLOW!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 10:26 AM

In his epic poem, "The Hunting of the Snark", Lewis Carroll (of Alice in Wonderland fame) describes an eclectic band of travelers in search of the elusive Snark. The Boojum, a spectral, mystical Snark alter-ego figures prominently in the poem, but is never described or illustrated. Half a century later, an English botanist and aficionado of Carroll saw the strange Idria Columnaris tree, unique to Baja California and dubbed it a "Boojum". ..


(From a web site maintained by Boojum Expeditions)

Seems from the scat and the sign and such that there were other BSers around these parts afore us'n's.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 10:18 AM

I never thought that I would see
A woman like a boojum tree.
With stunted branches of leaves shorn,
She stares across the desert morn
And asks "How'd this happen to me?
I never asked to be a tree!
Especially one so freakin' weird.
'Twere better I should grow a beard,
Or have a wart upon my face
Or some unmentionable place.
Than spend the balance of my time
As subject of some silly rhyme
Created by a nit-wit who
Must have nothing better to do.
Of all the things that I could be
Oh why, oh why a boojum tree?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bunnhabhain
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 10:08 AM

6464.
Never cease to confuse, and occasionlly scare me as well...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 09:55 AM

Life is like that.

I worked at a chain restauraunt for years - and one thing the whole crew agreeed about - if a TV series had been created based on our place - it would be called "unbelievable"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 09:50 AM

Just when it seems you're all talking utter rubbish and nonsense, or quoting from Lewis Carrol, if there is a diffrence, it seems you're talking about a real thing. You lot never cease to surprise me....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 09:40 AM

And glad I am that I only encountered a young'un! Jackie Slade, a member of the Idaho Legion and a woman who could hold her liquor better than most of the other members, was riding in the hills east of town -- in the Pocatello Range, in fact, when she sighted a fully grown boojum a couple hundred yards off. Since Idaho has boojums on the "open season" list, she slid from the saddle with her .45-70 in her hand and jacked a round into the chamber as she sidled through the sagebrush. She got about fifty yards from the critter and had it dead in her sights when it slid behind a rock. Jackie stalked it, never gettin' close of course, but as she was followin' she realized that it was circling back on her, cuttin' her back trail!

She saw it again, sideways to her and in a perfect position for a shot. Then, as she got a good sight on it, the boojum gave one tremendous BURP! tha blew the rifle plumb outa Jackie's hands and pretty near knocked her out with the odor (or odour, 'cause the thing was probably down from Canada). When she looked back and her eyes had stopped waterin', her horse was gone. The boojum was gone too, and it had taken Ol' Sally, her favorite stallion, with it! Only things left were her saddle, saddle bags, bridle, bit, saddle roll, stirrups, and stuff like that, stuff that wasn't horse.

Jackie was afoot and alone with nothin' to survive with except her rifle, ammunition, slicker, blanket, saddle blanket, a couple pounds of jerky, some candy, a knife, a gallon canteen of water, matches, toilet paper, a good book, a compass and some topo maps of the country, some sandwiches, a cell phone, a couple hundred dollars, and suchlike truck! After a harrowing walk, totin' her gear, she got to the nearest clearing where a dustoff could land and called Search & Rescue, who sent the helicopter to pick her up. Jackie popped some smoke from her emergency smoke grenade, they got the her and her stuff loaded, and she had one heckuva a survival story to tell at the Idaho Legion Clubhouse that night.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 09:22 AM

Vacant lots are a (not *the*. but "a") natural habitat for boojums. Proof, you ask?


Have you ever seen a boojum in a vacant lot? of course not, because they have swiftly and silently vanished!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Layah
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 09:10 AM

I know plenty of boojum trees that wouldn't be caught dead on MOAB. Now alive, that is a different matter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 08:28 AM

Is that a self-portrait, SRS? If so, you are a boojum tree. (Yes, some boojums grow on trees.) That explains a lot. In fact, the lot that it explains is the vacant one at the corner of First Avenue and Second Street in Winnemucca, Nevada. Why a vacant lot in Nevada would need an explanation is a mystery, but so is why a boojum tree would want to post to the MOAB. Then, on the other hand, how a boojum tree could possibly avoid posting to the MOAB is an even greater mystery.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 07:52 AM

It's MOAB, it's SRS, we are expecting sense? Anyway, who could imitate SRS with sufficient style, panache and knowledge of the background of the madness round here.

Glad you're back.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 04:59 AM

That don't make sense, Stilly!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 02:10 AM

I'm Back!. (Logging in as a guest for a while so whoever has my other computer won't be able to log on as me should they actually consider clicking on my Mudcat link on my active desktop on my old machine).

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 12:03 AM

"R.D. Jade's the name, sir, I represent the Terran Trade Amalgamation. We provide complete product-indexing and value-assessment services on an ordinary per diem basis. We also provide alternate-conjunction analysis services for a premium. We'd like to add the Denebian product lines to our catalog, but we propose to do so in a different color to make them easily discernible as yours. We believe this could be the beginning of a profitable two-way trade relationship. I understand you find our Ghanian peppercorns especially inductive of transcendental psycho-mimetic states. That's very good. I have personal connections with Ghanian farmers.

If there's any possibility you'd be interested we have several principals who would like to discuss a partnership on the transportation line for the trade agreement..."

The towering slender wall-eyed fogbank that was her first -- indeed, the planet's first -- example of extra-terrestrial life turned from the window to "face" her, if you could call it that.

Keying the glottal omni-trans unit, he sighed deeply, breathing from his methium rebreather. His voice scraped out of the translator like a wet fanbelt singing Verdi.

"Ah, yes. R.D. Jade. Stands for Reciprocal Depressed, as I remember only too well. I am your mother, Jade...".

The security guard woke her up with some smelling salts he always kept in his utility belt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 10:11 PM

All seriousness aside, I today received a CD copy of the old album of Gibson and Camp "At the Gate of Horn." From Dick Greenhaus, of course -- in fact I found out about his surgery when I was on the phone with him about the order this album came with. And I'm rediscovering just how damned good this album is.

Just thought I'd mention it....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 04:41 PM

Kinda, but sorta different too. And cute.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 01:26 PM

Did it look like THIS?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 09:19 AM

No, just a baby. Cute little fella, too. Ran off to his or her mommy after I started winking in and out. Looked sorta like a cross between a dachshund and an Irish wolfhound, only different. You could tell it was an ordinary boojum by its coloration, of course, and I checked it out in Roger Tory Peterson's Field Guide To Boojums And Snarks Of The Rocky Mountain West when I could hold the book again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 09:10 AM

Was it a Lesser Mountain Boojum? or one of the much rarer Reciprocal Cross Boojums?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:58 AM

Oh, thank goodness it wasn't a fully gronw boojum, but just a baby one, or I'd have suddenly and silently vanished away. As it is I just flickered a bit in a whisper. But what a shock to the system! Why, I was neither here nor there, totally at sixes and sevens! As it is, parts of me are still sometimes insubstantial. I'd go lay down for a while on the daybed, but I have to visit with the Mayor in a couple of hours and I'm still all in a dither. Perhaps a nice cup of tea will help.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:49 AM

Dang   -- and he was doing so well, too. All the nurses remarked on it.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 10:34 PM

I have bagged yet another palindromic number! Yes! Wait, it's kinda odd...it's a booju...................


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 10:33 PM

6445.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 10:23 PM

Yeah, and I'd so hoped to change it. Sigh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 10:12 PM

Sorry man -- all it says is "Songs -- Free Downloads".

Hm,mmmm.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 07:49 PM

Now that I've found the google ads, they are always trying to sell me music stuff. I'll have to pay more attention so I can see something more interesting than that. Folk sheet music and Jazz and blues fest in Paris. If you say what the ads are selling, does it just reinforce them so that they come up more often? And how's that reciprocal depressed Jade plant going?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 07:46 PM

Hot damn! I have returned!!

Yes, I was away. North, north to Butte and Bozeman and Deer Lodge and West Yellowtone, although not in that order. And I returned only minutes ago. Of course, the Big Bang was only minutes ago (albeit many minutes ago) so that tells you very little.

I think I want to see what Google picks ups for ads from this post.

We drove from Butt e to Deer Lodge and we went to the NPS Ranch -- the Grant-Kohrs -- there. This was only about 40 miles from Butt e, and while at the ranch we heard a cock crow. We saw whips and chains and saddles, as this was a working ranch, and they even caught mustang at this ranch.

Let's see what happens.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 12:12 PM

Layah - Just below the little window where you type up your posts, there are a couple of small advertisements. They are links to "sponsored links" from Google. Websites with sponsored links pay Google a few cents anytime a hit to their site originates from Google. If you click on one of the ads, Mudcat gets a portion of Google's cut.

Google tries to make the ads topical by keying content to key words in recent posts. So if I just happen to mention something about collectible action-figures in this post and Google keys on it, the next poster may see ads for suppliers of collectible action-figures.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Layah
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 11:48 AM

I've been wondering about these google ads I've heard mentioned more than once. Google, the internet search engine? Doesn't have ads on it, does it? I'm confused (my normal state)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 11:44 AM

So we're expecting a huge number of bursts of sheer genius in the near future, from almost everyone? I, on the other hand, am capable of unremitting idiocy!

Google is trying to sell us plane tickets to dublin, and Shane MacGowan tickets. It could at least be interesting random things...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 10:48 AM

Rapaire is working on the definitive annotation and indexing of the MOAB as we speak. His work as a librarian makes him eminently qualified for the project. However, his dislike of anything resembling work pretty much insures that it will never get done.

Those are the kinds of mutually negating personality traits we greatly admire here on the MOAB. Helps keep the playing field level. Any time you witness a flash of pure genius from any MOABite, just wait a while and that same person will astound you with an equally brilliant blaze of shear idiocy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:45 AM

And another one!
Half a dozen coherant posts, that with a little editing become the start of a wonderful tale. There must be dozens, mayby hundreds scattered throughout the length and breath of MOAB. Who will start the quest to collect them, and will our grandchildren have finished it?

Bunnahabhain.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 08:22 AM

Well, MOAB is a lively and elemental force; it may not keep your eyes open, but at least it will keep you on your toes with your nose to the grindstone.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Teresa
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 01:16 AM

Oh my gosh, all manner of things happen while I'm looking the other way! I'm sorry, SRS.

And as for the jade plants ... I'll never look at them in quite the same way again. :)

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 12:34 AM

The great wardrobe malfunction last year was the sign, but everyone was so busy noticing the nipple jewelry that they missed the larger message. She was flashing the "all clear" sign to planet PD347, but no one seems to have gotten the message, and they killed the messenger instead. How typically human. The jade plant was just window dressing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 10:30 PM

She was not the child of her own parents, as far as they knew, but it was unclear of whom she was in fact the child, because of the loose practices amongst graduate students in Rio in those years -- the university was renowned throughout South America as a party platform. So the bio-technology grad students were partying hearty that summer and transplanting experimentally anything over a few days old to see what would happen. So they had little idea what sort of tradition she really belonged to -- Continental, Norte Americano, or who. So they just called her Reciprocal Jade, and because she was kind of grumpy at first they gave her a middle name -- Reciprocal Depressed Jade.

Little did they realize the odd twist their experiment would pursue in life as the years went by --from the high-flying luxury flats of the Rio's most expensive call girls, to the heady halls of government during the Great Unification, to the cabinet of the FIrst United South American States government, and finally to the first negotiations with those from distant star systems, finally detected after decades of effort and debate.

No-one was more surprised than she was to discover who her parents really were, which was only made possible by the first interstellar diplomatic mission from the Denebian sector...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Layah
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 07:43 PM

6431

Are Deneb and the Jade plant related? I'm thinking the Jade plant is proof that there was indeed life on PD347, and that is why it must be watched for change. When it hears that it's home planet has been destroyed the Jade plant may get depressed, and you all know what kind of trouble a depressed Jade plant can be...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 11:14 AM

It is a reciprocial jade plant. It will not change, but it will change you. What it changes you into depends on the exact alignment of the planets at the time, and how long you have spent in hull in the last year.
This is all clear from the application of the lorentz trnsform function of the BS GUT, invoking the milankovitch exception....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 10:54 AM

Doncha just hate it when that happens?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 10:42 AM

I have been observing the jade plant carefully for an hour now. No sign of change yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 10:35 AM

In other news the Denebian region reports that a planet that was under observation as a potential development site for life forms has been diestroyed, authorities report. The planet, whose working title was PD347 had a combination of mass, orbiotal distance, and chemistry that was somewhat similar to Terra's and it was hoped the planet would develop life. Unfortunately the planet's orbit was disrupted by the chain of cataclysmic events that began when a neighboring star went nova sooner than expected and disrupted the path of a black-hole construct in the region. It was the arrival of the latter in the region that caused the demise of PD347.

PD347 was not occupied by known life forms at the time of the catastrophe.

The star Deneb appears at present to have survived without major damage although scientists are keeping it under observation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 01:09 AM

Door repairs will happen this week. For now it is sealed shut by the friend who is contractor, and he will take care of the repairs. Between us, I'll have a reinforced door when this is over.

As horrible as it is to lose years worth of work, I can patch some of it together from disks and CDs. And those new computers--they are a joy to look at! I started a thread above the line to do with starting a new computer system from scratch and had some good information offered. Time usage is different this weekend. Though I'm online a little now, mostly I've been around doing non-computer stuff. I feel a bit naked without my regular computer activities.

Thanks, all for your good wishes. My neighbor across the street is understandably alarmed--it could have been any of our houses. But as he was saying that "I'd shoot them, then you'd have to bail me out," I was thinking that it would be a worse penalty for them if I just talked at them for a while. :) My kids can tell you about when I get on a roll. By the time I finish, I'd have each of these three miscreants going to college and glad to get off light! It really is depressing to think of the process they go through in planning and enacting a burglary. They need to learn how to live and work, not steal. It's less work and less troublesome in the long run.

I'm sure that to collect my insurance charges must be pressed, and I don't think they should be excused. But I want to know their stories. I'm a parent and I want to know what in these young people's lives went wrong that no one taught them a better way to live.

Okay, time to get back to the BS. Rapaire was right. I've been through worse--this is an annoyance, and hopefully I responded early enough to keep things under control credit-wise. But when I think about all of the stuff on my hard drive--whew! Mostly boring, but an ocasional hot spot.

I'll turn this into an essay. It won't be as funny as Bee-Dubya-Ell's description of the lost dogs near his house, but I'll get some mileage out of it. I won't dwell on those hot spots on my hard drive. ;)

Like BWL, I did meet a new dog in the neighborhood; he passed by with his human when I was out working in the garden. He was not lost like those BWL hounds, and was not being crammed into a spaniel-sized carrier. But he was a new dog to me, out walking with a new neighbor. An Irish wolfhound. Not exactly a lapdog. Nothing Reece Witherspoon would carry around in her handbag.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 12:30 AM

Mom. please have pity on SRS as she has been Done Wrong to by miscreants.

We will keep coming back to you while sdhe is recovering.

Thanks, Mom.

Amos


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