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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 30 Nov 09 - 10:52 AM
Ed T 30 Nov 09 - 10:42 AM
Amos 30 Nov 09 - 09:15 AM
Rapparee 30 Nov 09 - 12:50 AM
Janie 30 Nov 09 - 12:34 AM
Amos 30 Nov 09 - 12:31 AM
Acme 30 Nov 09 - 12:28 AM
Amos 29 Nov 09 - 11:53 PM
Little Hawk 29 Nov 09 - 10:49 PM
Rapparee 29 Nov 09 - 10:31 PM
Little Hawk 29 Nov 09 - 10:13 PM
Amos 29 Nov 09 - 09:16 PM
Janie 29 Nov 09 - 08:40 PM
Janie 29 Nov 09 - 08:38 PM
Amos 29 Nov 09 - 08:36 PM
Rapparee 29 Nov 09 - 08:14 PM
Rapparee 29 Nov 09 - 08:14 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 29 Nov 09 - 05:08 PM
Rustic Rebel 29 Nov 09 - 05:06 PM
Ed T 29 Nov 09 - 04:42 PM
Amos 29 Nov 09 - 03:19 PM
Acme 29 Nov 09 - 03:11 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 29 Nov 09 - 01:04 PM
Rapparee 29 Nov 09 - 01:04 PM
Ed T 29 Nov 09 - 12:55 PM
Little Hawk 29 Nov 09 - 12:11 PM
Ed T 29 Nov 09 - 11:53 AM
Rapparee 29 Nov 09 - 11:39 AM
Little Hawk 29 Nov 09 - 11:22 AM
GUEST,Rapaire 29 Nov 09 - 11:00 AM
Little Hawk 28 Nov 09 - 11:46 PM
Janie 28 Nov 09 - 11:33 PM
Ed T 28 Nov 09 - 07:50 PM
Amos 28 Nov 09 - 02:45 PM
Amos 28 Nov 09 - 10:58 AM
Acme 28 Nov 09 - 10:16 AM
Little Hawk 28 Nov 09 - 12:34 AM
Amos 27 Nov 09 - 10:55 PM
Rapparee 27 Nov 09 - 09:25 PM
Acme 27 Nov 09 - 08:39 PM
Amos 27 Nov 09 - 07:04 PM
Rapparee 27 Nov 09 - 03:40 PM
Ed T 27 Nov 09 - 03:11 PM
Little Hawk 27 Nov 09 - 02:32 PM
Amos 27 Nov 09 - 02:30 PM
Rapparee 27 Nov 09 - 01:38 PM
Little Hawk 27 Nov 09 - 01:21 PM
Rapparee 27 Nov 09 - 11:36 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 10:52 AM

Why do some puppets sing and others not?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 10:42 AM

This is why some gals sing, and some gals dont:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/10/091029151447.htm


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 09:15 AM

We wre all QSPGs in each others' universes whenever we leak on into one or another. Better the Legionairres than the chimphouse, I suppose. At least only one of them flings dung, wot?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 12:50 AM

I can't fight Amos or LH. They are like...well, maybe not brothers exactly...kinda more like quasi-pseudo-guest members without status of the Idaho Legion. They are invited to drink the beer and stuff but they have to pay half price for it (members drink free) and anyone of the rank of Subunterubergauleiterfuehrhimorher can smack them silly whenever that person has nothing better to do. The qpg members also have to buy drinks (at full price) for anyone who asks.

So I can't fight either of them because if I did I could be drummed out of the Legion.

Historical note: The Idaho Legion was orginally called "La Legionne Perdue" but it was discovered that that might be confused with something about chickens, so the name was changed.

By the way, if I were Stilly I'd take offense at that crack about testosterone that was made earlier.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 12:34 AM

Amos, I was just about to correct my incitefulness to "Lets him and him fight,", but you dun waded into the fray.


Soooo, lets you, him and him fight!   Me and Mom is eager for some entertainment.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 12:31 AM

UNruly ferrules!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 12:28 AM

2/3 of the holiday lighting array I have planned is up. I'll get to the front porch part later in the week. MOM, you'll have to dig around in the lawn next spring to find the ferrules from the step ladder that sank way into the soggy lawn, and stayed there when the legs were pulled out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 11:53 PM

Everyone has a right to speak, and to be ugly, but you abuse both priveleges. Awa' n bile yer heid--ye're a glaikit bawbag wi' a face lak a skelpit erse, too.

ANd for your insults to the purity of Mom, you have been served, sir.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 10:49 PM

LOL! I need the laughs, man. It keeps me young.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 10:31 PM

Yeah, and Shame is chicken clean clear through. I think LH only hangs out with him because he needs the eggs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 10:13 PM

Oh, you're a fine one to talk, Amos, you sesquipedalian chimp-porker! I am half Scottish from my mother's side, therefore I have a right to talk in Scots dialect if I wish to. You're just jealous because you don't have an "in" with people like William Shatner and you've never assisted a former presidential candidate to recover from a wicked hangover...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 09:16 PM

Oh, it's not with me he has grounds, this time. He's pounding his chest at yon Shane. Flipping boltholes and skank motherfuckers lace the air. There is no peace.

Little Hawk has been put on trial for design patent infringement, trademark infringement, utility patent infringement, malicious parodification, and gross betrayal of a natural affinity group for starting a rival thread pretending to be in Scottish when he is not even Scots.

This is a hard night for Mom. The Judge is likely to throw him in the hoosegow for ninety days to cool off, and that before you Shane gets out. Sparks will fly!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 08:40 PM

Hot damn! Ain't nuttin' a gurl likes better than to watch good brawl.

Why, I say, lets you and him fight!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 08:38 PM

Oh, that Tweed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 08:36 PM

Yon Rapaire is surely pounding hard on yon chest!! Keerful them gristled curlies don't fall right out.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 08:14 PM

Wow, 32666!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 08:14 PM

No, punk.

Rapaire was having a run-in of his own with the local police, who cited him for an out-of-date registration of his car. Tomorrow he will be seeing the County Auditor, because he can prove that he sent in the money for the registration and the f*&#up was at the Auditor's office. Nice officer -- he knows me, I worked with him on a recent arson case. Of course, he and his family tomorrow will owe more library fines than anyone else in the state.

Then Rapaire took his .380 (9mm Short) and shot some targets to kind of work off the tension. Shooting a pop can at 50 meters isn't any big deal, but the trick is to empty the 15-round magazine into it before it hits the ground again. Fired about 100 rounds total, didn't miss a shot. And this is without my new glasses (I pick 'em up tomorrow).

Anyway, Shame, what I wanted say was, great. BRING IT ON, you airhead! Guns, knives, fists, feet...it's all one to me, you flippin' piece of discarded pond scum! I'll shoot you to pieces and then shoot the pieces into dust! I'll cut you into collops to feed to the hogs! I'll shove you feet-first into your own big mouth and keep shoving until you disappear, and then wipe the smear of stinking grease off my hands and go have a drink with some REAL men who can actually DO what they say they can.

Get a real life, yo-yo boy, or just keep playing with yourself and your teddy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 05:08 PM

Rapaire has not poasted sins I layed down the flippin' law to him. Ha! Ha! He is runnin' scairt. We will not hear from him again fer ahwile, eh? He is layin' low. He has herd the flippin' wrath of Shane!

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 05:06 PM

Ode to-Tweed who~
Tweed Who....
Posted on the 6th of May 2003..

GOD...the BS!! It flows like gray water...it oozeth from the pores of Mudcat like Bufo juice...It responds to probing like a Polka Band on acid...
Khandu, you sick fiend what have you done? This is like a black hole sucking BS from all over the galaxy into it.

Something should be done...the Renegade Lunatic must be stopped...the BS just keeps pouring in....awful,awful...
~On the second day of conception to this Mother of a thread~

Tweed who...
Is none other than.......
Coot d'Azure,
the Coot d' Fromage,
Coot d'Coota,
Coot d'GullahGullah,
Duc d'Aujus,
Coot desCootz,
Coot d'Fla and Great State of Dumbass,
Duc d'Memchose,
Coot d'Zenda,(the ExPaté and exiled)K.O.T.R.O.T., Agricola, Agricolae, Agricolum , and

Sir Tweed
FKOTROMAATEBGAP
FORMER KNIGHT OB THE REALM OB TUPELO AND ALL THINGS ETHEREAL BOF GOOD AND PURE ,   
F.K.O.T.R.O.T.A.A.T.G.A.P.A.E
(Former Knight of the Realm of Tupelo and All Things Good and Pure and Ethereal)

Tweed who...
is also....
Tweed
EauClaire de la Loon

Tweed
Exhorter and Banisher ob Headless Boils

Tweed
Webmaster Extraordinaire and PHP Specialist

Tweed
Focked Duck de Mizippi

KOTROT and Duc D'Earl

Tweed
KOTROT

Duckst to Dawn

Tweed
Dauphin de Panola

Tweed
KOTROT Duc de Mallard

Tweed
KOTROT,Duc D'Orangejuz

Tweed
BlindDuck of Mississippi

Tweed, Duck of the Southern Peninsula

Tweed
K.O.T.R.O.T. and knower of nothing much at all these days...

Tweed
K.O.T.R.O.T.~Pedant de BS

Tweed...or Twandu...whatever, whoever...

Tweed
Down in the Gutter but Free

The Tweedzer
Tweed Who?


Hope this helps you Janie!
Hello all from Minnesota where the water is icey and noses are drippin'
Peace.

Rustic
(still nekkid after all these years)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 04:42 PM

On top of a cypress
T'be covered with lights
He shifted his spirit
From seasons delights

He was up on a ladder
In cold rainy glee
Scrooge flipped his pen name
To Ebenezer Raparie

Now will he be festive
And, in Christmas rejoice
Or,keep post'in out Humbugs
He doth make his choice


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 03:19 PM

I like the subtle message (not to say innuendo)--like a vibrator covered with holiday cheer. It kinda says "Fuck Christmas" in a quiet, understated way.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 03:11 PM

It was warm and balmy this morning, and I thought I'd put up some holiday lights. So since then it rained and now it's getting cold. This is more typical for putting up holiday lights. I think I'll do a strange job, just a bunch of lights on an Italian cypress. All covered with lights.

Kind of a phallic look, providing a shift in the seasonal focus.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 01:04 PM

I did not own ALL of them flippin' snowmobiles, Hawk. They was borrowed from people that didn't use 'em enuff. You gotta use a mashine regular or it don't run right. I was doin' them a faver. Then there was the OPP boat. I flippin' STOLE that one and I ain't sorry about it neither! I would have took it and pond it if I had not hit the flippin' rocks first. I hate cops. Them flipheads are nothin' but trouble for desent people like me and most people I know. What is a cop good for? NOTHIN'! They are like a flippin' tooth ake dressed in a unaform. They are like a diseese lookin' for a host, man!

All accept for Offiser Dana. She is a flippin' angel in a uniforme and one day we will get marryed.

As fer you...RAPAIRE! You are a flippin' corkpullers' corkpuller!!! You ain't worth shit on a stick, man. One day I will get really ticked and yer flippin' useless life will come to a sudden flippin' end.

Flip. Don has just told me that its' illeagle to make flippin' death threats on the flippin' innernet. What the flip do I care? It ain't like I go arownd all the time tryin'to obdey every flippin' law, eh? Get real.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 01:04 PM

That is absolutely true, Ed. That bag was full of stolen weed: dandelion, poison ivy, mallow, and ramps, mostly. He once actually bought a bag some "good shit" from a guy on the street -- you know what happened -- and Shame actually tried to smoke it. Once he asked a guy who was lighting up behind Tim's in Blind River for a hit and the guy broke his nose, saying, "Sure, anything for you, Shame."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 12:55 PM

Don't worry about Shane suing you. He won't go near the law, as he has five outstanding DUI charges, and owes child support with three women. (Imagine little "future Shanes" out there lurking).

When he got caught by police rading a grow op house...he was stealing weed not growing it. Sure he ratted on the owners to get off, but they would never take him on. ..police did a return favour by turning a blind eye (at the time) to his other illegal exploits. And, they didn't even search his kit bags, he had full of stolen weed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 12:11 PM

Shane has deep-sixed more snowmobiles by going through thin ice on frozen lakes and survived than anyone else in Canada! And he didn't own one of them either. He also managed to sink an O.P.P. speedboat once by running it onto some rocks off Manitoulin Island. These exploits have not gone unnoticed (specially by the police) and have gained Shane a certain measure of notoriety in the vicinity of basically Sudbury to Spanish to Massey to Blind River, perhaps even as far west as Sault Ste-Marie.

Can any of "youse" match that?

Ha! Didn't think so. His name is almost a household word.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 11:53 AM

Shane rifles through purses
And dreams of wet nurses
While women grow faint at the thought

And, he drools as he spits
More like alcohol fits
Trace his slime trail on back to his 'bode

Through mullety grease
His mind is at peace
'Cause his 'ploits got him through 'nother day

Soon snoring again
T'ill tomorrow's refrain
With dreams of port bottles and "bud"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 11:39 AM

Violence? Like kicking flowers in the park? Pounding his head against a brick wall? Denting an aluminum beer can with his might grip? Even...(gasp!) obtaining a weapon and soaking himself when using the water gun?

In the first case the Garden Club would beat him senseless, if anyone could tell. In only the owner of the wall would care, and then only because of the damage to the wall. In the third, a slight dent won't prevent the can from being recycled. And in the last, well, he's used to wetting himself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 11:22 AM

I fear, Rapaire, that further libelous remarks of that sort on your part may drive Shane to some act of violence. Please desist!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 11:00 AM

You forgot to mention that even Shame spits up onto his bib and his some nice motherly type wipes the drool from his mouth while his rifles through her purse.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Nov 09 - 11:46 PM

That Shatner scene is indeed legendary, Ed. We show it on the big screen every year at the Annual Shatnerization Weekend at the WSSBA in Orillia. Women have been known to faint watching that scene. Men have been known to lose coherency, and fall down foaming at the mouth. Dogs have been known to bark. A statue of the Virgin Mary wept real tears.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 28 Nov 09 - 11:33 PM

Beautious long weekend with family, MOM., plus sister Annie installed the programable thermostat for my furnace I bought a year ago and we cut down diseased dogwoods, and assorted other smallish and in-the-way trees planted by bird droppings over the last 40 years, walked all over town, browsed a terrific used bookstore I hadn't been in, hauled brush, mulched leaves and daydreamed some inexpensive renovations for if I ever have the money for inexpensive renovations.

I haven't caught up on the MOAB chatter except for a quick skim. I'm assuming a more careful reading of the last 3 days will reveal why the two Google ads at the bottom of the thread are "Parrot Training 101" and "Want Parrot Beginner Tips."

And NOBODY appears to have said "Howdy and Happy T-Day back at you" to Tweed.

"Tweed who?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 28 Nov 09 - 07:50 PM

We know that Shane likes to fight.

Amos and Rapaire oft came close to computer blows.

LH will stand tall for his maple-snowed (if not snow shoe'd)   ground...if given the call.

What 'ta fuck...we all like to watch a fight....it's the Testosterone in us (minus Janie).

Then there is William Shatner....the greatest Canadian (AKA American) fighter of all time...as seen here....possibly the greatest fight scene of all time (step back MMA, WBA or the WWF...and not he ecology wimps...the rreal WWF).


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM&feature=youtube_gdata


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Nov 09 - 02:45 PM

Oh men may boast, and men may talk
Of works of art that made them squawk
But none in the creative flock
Can be compared to Little Hwk!

The man refuses to get stuck!
When others stall, he onward trucks!
There's none quite like this bold Canuck!
(At least, to those who give a fuck!)

When he by Spaw as all dismayed
And thought he might not make the grade
He did not blubber, sad and limp.
He went and dreamed up Chongo Chimp.

And then to prove his inspiration
He then made up Shatnerization,
And Corridus the Hamster, too
From out his fevered spirit flew!

Success inflamed his fervid brain
And led him next to dream up Shane.
And thought brought murmurs from the bar,
From folks who thought he'd gone to far.

But Hawk no brakes would he put on,
He dreamed up Shanes big brother, Don,
And then he still refused to stop,
And brought us Dana, J--a cop.

And on he goes in endless hurry
Creating visions in a fury!
Not always delicate, by thunder,
But rich in blood and great in number.

All this would bring him endless fame
(Especially that asshole Shane)
But Hawk is not quite right, we feel,
When he asserts these dreams are real.

He poses them as full of pride
And angry feelings kept inside
And if one challenges their verity,
He blows his stack with great asperity!

And so instead of praise and glory
His characters grow pale and hoary
As people keep a safe remove
(As honest folks it doth behoove)

Not out of fear, nor condescension
They back away from his pretension,
But from his willdness, their defection
Is more to guard against infection!

Oh men may dream, and men may talk
Of the grandest schemes of Little Hawk,
But they stand well back from his confusion,
So as not to catch his sheer delusion.
And so preserve their normal sanity
From Chongo's slang, or Shane's profanity.

Winifred Simmilarion-Jones
Winsome-on-Occasion, Surrey, England
1987


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Nov 09 - 10:58 AM

That was a fine job of versing, Hawkster! Mighty fine--well balanced and of good scansion, even artful! :D



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Nov 09 - 10:16 AM

32647! Will that win anything, do you think? Here's the search but I don't think I'll get rich and I don't want to go to Northern Tool today.

Amos, sounds like a nice day. LH, Amos is lucky to have a friend to point out in such detail how lucky he is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Nov 09 - 12:34 AM

If Amos had a mind like Shane's
He'd have a much less busy brain
His relatives would live in trailers
He wouldn't talk like Norman Mailer

He'd haunt the donut shops and bars
And never drive a yuppie car
He'd get hung over frequently
And never drink hot Earl Grey tea

He wouldn't know the word "jejeune"
Nor would he hum a merry tune
While writing rhymes in clever verse
That prove his friend Rapaire's perverse

Instead going to the zoo
He'd go to jail for a month or two
And when they let him out he'd claim
That he had been unfairly framed

He'd say the cops are out to get him
Because they did refuse to let him
Make a 3 AM trip to the liquor store
With a chainsaw that "unlocked" the door

He'd cry and whine before the judge
"These fliphead cops have got a grudge!
"They hate me so becoz I'm cool.
"And cos I ain't no fliphead fool.

"They want me put in flippin' stir!
"It's really all becoz of her!
"Cos Jenny Dana loves me better
"Than she loves them! But they won't let her...

"...show off her love fer me, her hero!
"My love adds up to more than zero!
"And if I was let go, I'd prove it
"I'd win her love and not remove it...

"So let me go, judge, let me off!"
The judge at that point gives a cough
And slams his gavel down and hollers
"SIX MORE MONTHS IN AN IRON COLLAR!"

Then Shane is dragged from the courtroom, howling
As the judge sits silent, darkly scowling
And brother Don fumes at the bar
"That flippin' judge has gone TOO FAR!"

Yes, all these things could happen to Amos
And he might even become quite famous
In time if he'd been born like Shane
With a smaller, far less busy brain.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Nov 09 - 10:55 PM

What a couple of days it has been!! A full house with MIL, sister-in-law and her best friend from Colorado in house. We gallivanted around shopping and such, idled away Thursday morning, dined royally in a brilliant crowd of software and chip designers at a huge ranch in Valley Center, and today wandered the hills of the incredible orry Pines state park and the TOrrey Pines beach, and explored the coast, and spent a couple of hours in a large outdoor garden called FreeFlight where Macaws, assorted other parrots, molluccan cockatoos, cockatiels and some cranes are all wandering about being fed and cared for while they recover. You can wander among them and pick them up--except the ones in the Biting Area -- and cuddle them and listen to what they have to say. Tonight we watched a two hour segment of the National Parks documentary, which was produced by Frank Burns. Wonderful job.

I am sore from hiking and ready for bed. I have no rhymes in me even.


G'night Mom!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Nov 09 - 09:25 PM

Stayed home, mostly. Them clowns out there ain't my cuppa. Gonna fly back to Idaho tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Nov 09 - 08:39 PM

Sorry I haven't been here all day. Been dealing with the BSOD. Ugg.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Nov 09 - 07:04 PM

Shane's mind and morals may be bent
Rancid his breath and foul his scent!
But hard though it be on this crass pretender
Take pity more on his daft inventor!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Nov 09 - 03:40 PM

There was a young guy name of Shame
Who had only his own self to blame
For he thought he knew how
To use his "endow":
By waving it at passing trains.

Oh, his older brother, hight Don
Had tried to teach the young clown
What his endowment was for.
But he didn't get far,
Because Shame couldn't pour piss out of boot with the instructions printed on the heel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 27 Nov 09 - 03:11 PM

When you're sad and lonely sweet
Take weight off cojones of your feet
And, when you see Shane's mullety hair
Mourn she that see's his mullet down there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Nov 09 - 02:32 PM

You're really going to get him angry if you carry on this way. I hate to think what could happen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Nov 09 - 02:30 PM

When you grow old, and sad and lonely
And mourn the loss of your cojones
Think of poor Shane, who took no fall,
Never having had any balls at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Nov 09 - 01:38 PM

I meant cojones...I don't know about the other.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Nov 09 - 01:21 PM

They say that Shame has no shame. A logical impossibility!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Nov 09 - 11:36 AM

Well, I suppose Shame has none.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Nov 09 - 10:51 PM

Does Shame wear a mullet as a hairstyle to cover up his otherwise nauseating odour?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Nov 09 - 09:58 PM

Oh. My. God. (!)

Even Shane would have second thoughts about taking her on. Besides...he can't afford her.


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