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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

CarolC 13 Jan 04 - 02:39 PM
Amos 12 Jan 04 - 11:08 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Jan 04 - 09:18 PM
Tweed 12 Jan 04 - 12:00 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Jan 04 - 09:14 AM
Rapparee 12 Jan 04 - 09:09 AM
Rustic Rebel 12 Jan 04 - 12:49 AM
Amos 11 Jan 04 - 11:52 PM
khandu 11 Jan 04 - 11:31 PM
Rapparee 11 Jan 04 - 11:30 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Jan 04 - 11:30 PM
Rapparee 11 Jan 04 - 11:18 PM
Rustic Rebel 11 Jan 04 - 11:09 PM
Rapparee 11 Jan 04 - 10:58 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Jan 04 - 10:28 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Jan 04 - 09:55 PM
khandu 11 Jan 04 - 09:42 PM
Amos 11 Jan 04 - 09:37 PM
Rapparee 11 Jan 04 - 09:35 PM
GUEST,William Shatner 11 Jan 04 - 09:14 PM
GUEST,Hortense C Durp 11 Jan 04 - 09:13 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Jan 04 - 07:33 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Jan 04 - 07:17 PM
Tweed 11 Jan 04 - 06:25 PM
Rustic Rebel 11 Jan 04 - 05:22 PM
Rustic Rebel 11 Jan 04 - 05:14 PM
Tweed 11 Jan 04 - 05:14 PM
khandu 11 Jan 04 - 02:20 PM
Little Hawk 11 Jan 04 - 01:48 PM
Peace 11 Jan 04 - 01:45 PM
Tweed 11 Jan 04 - 01:20 AM
Rapparee 11 Jan 04 - 12:38 AM
Amos 11 Jan 04 - 12:28 AM
GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge 10 Jan 04 - 11:31 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Jan 04 - 11:21 PM
khandu 10 Jan 04 - 09:04 PM
Peace 10 Jan 04 - 07:53 PM
Rapparee 10 Jan 04 - 07:46 PM
Amos 10 Jan 04 - 11:06 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Jan 04 - 10:30 AM
Rapparee 09 Jan 04 - 01:05 PM
Amos 09 Jan 04 - 11:02 AM
Rapparee 09 Jan 04 - 09:52 AM
Amos 09 Jan 04 - 09:17 AM
Rapparee 09 Jan 04 - 08:39 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 02:39 PM

Wow. Looks like I really lost track of this thread. Rustic Rebel, we don't need to be in competition, really. There's enough BS in the world to accomodate all manner of shit disposal units.

Loincloths are just a waste of time, don't you think? I like a man with a big old hairy sporran to cover his haggis.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 11:08 PM

Well, I useter be a real cowboy, but now I think I'm a thesbian, as the old joke goes....

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 09:18 PM

Dammit, Tweed! Shatner is not an excellent thesbian. The Indigo Girls and Melissa Ethridge are excellent thesbians. There's lotsa thesbians out there, but Shatner ain't one of 'em. Now, the other two members of the Holy Trinity of BS, Barbara Streisand and Britney Spears certainly may have some thesbian tendencies but, hey, it ain't none of my business. They wanna yodel in the canyon every now and then, it ain't no concern of mine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 12:00 PM

Now, please understand that the previous excerpt came from a post MOABite TWEED made a few hours ago to the "Do NOT Post to This Thread!" thread started by MOABite Bee-dubya-ell and addressed to MOABite CarolC.

First ob all I did not post to the "Do NOT Post to This Thread" non-thread.

Secondly Shatner is captain of nothing these days, as far az I can tell. He is an excellent thesbian who habz fell upon hard times.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 09:14 AM

If I had balls on my truck they damned sure wouldn't be blue.

And that Sugar Booger standin' in line to use the Bumper Dumper is the spittin' image of Hortense C. Durp. You sure it's not her?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 09:09 AM

At 9 degrees F., everyone here who was wearing only a loincloth has now frozen Certain Parts solid, if they have not had them -- and their hopes and dreams -- completely shattered by the cold.

One guy, called hisself Loincloth Louey, used to swing from tree branch to tree branch and rock to rock and sagebrush to sagebrush, doing that Tarzan yell. You know the one. He now yells in a falsetto, sort of a "ooooooooooooooooooooooooo" thing. He has also taken to wearing hiking boots and five-buckle overshoes. Must have been rich once, because people here talk about his "former endowment."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 12:49 AM

I believe this here contraption could give Carol the Crapper Queen a little competition in the roving toilet department!

And don't you think this accessory would look just lovely on the dildozer?

The ride was just like I 'imagined' it would be!


Damn I'm blue clicky happy today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 11:52 PM

Uvula




The uvula is of course the little piece of flesh that hangs down from the rear portion of the soft palate. It is formed during development as the last step of fusion of the two halves of the soft palate, as it "zips up" from front to back.



Because of the way the uvula forms, it can have several variations of appearance. The uvula ordinarily appears to be a solid cylinder of tissue. This cylinder may show a groove that divides one side of the cylinder from the other. This reflects the fact that the two halves of tissue joined but only partially fused.



More intriguing to see are uvulas that appear to be an upside down "Y," that is, partially split at the lower end. Rarely, the uvula is completely split from top to bottom, and hangs as two parts. Such a finding would alert me to check for a submucous cleft palate, especially before clearing a child for an adenoidectomy.



I have seen bacterial infection of the uvula alone; this is very rare, especially compared to the incidence of inflammation of the uvula from Group A streptococcal infection ("strep throat"). If the infection is not caused by Streptococcus, it is probably caused by a Staphylococcus infection. Massive enlargement of the infected uvula can potentially cause respiratory obstruction.



But ordinarily, the uvula remains out of sight, out of mind.

From http://www.drhull.com/EncyMaster/U/uvula.html

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 11:31 PM

Loinclothes are daily garb for me, what with me being King & all... gotta keep up the Royal image!

BWL, let me put a bug in your ear(since you so well told off Shatner!)...Hortense C Durp loves loincloths!

RR...other than Carol C , you're the only regular (you are regular, aren't you??) female here, except for a few femme guests, & Carol C doesn't count...she plays an accordion!

How goes the dildozer ride?

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 11:30 PM

Thanks, BW, but I don't need a brangle for my angle.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 11:30 PM

Rap - "Brangle" is a contraction of "bracelet" and "bangle". Really. No lie. What the hell it has to do with penises, though, is a big mystery. Unless maybe the spammer is trying to sell you some jewelry to decorate it with after the plaster makes it defiant.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 11:18 PM

The last time I wore a loin cloth my mommy had to change it for me, sometimes several times a day. Nobody photographed this.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 11:09 PM

Are there no women that come to MOAB that enjoy the marvels of a man in a loin cloth? Are there no men that come here that can enjoy the wonderous sight of men in loincloths? I was certain that Mr. Shatner would have been included in those photos, but I must have missed him somewhere, although I am certain I saw a picture of King Khandu in there.
Remember way back when you were lost for a few months King, and I remarked about seeing you take off into the jungles in your loincloth? Well it seems you might have been photographed. I can't tell you where it is in that site, but I can assure you it's there. Plain ass the day you were born.
I must now take my leave because I was promised a ride on the dil-dozer and how can a girl turn that one down?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 10:58 PM

What, pray tell, IS a brangle??? If you have it, can it be cured by medicine or is surgery necessary?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 10:28 PM

Mr. Shatner,

You will please make note of the fact that your post was not #1900. That honor was claimed by the new love of my life, Ms Hortense C. Durp, former Royal Dancing Tart and future Wal-Mart cashier. (Hortense, I am composing a missive to you as soon as I get through dealing with this Shatner character.)

And your claim to be the Captain of this ship is utter hogwash. This ship, scurvy infested though it may be, is captained by The King of Mississippi and no other. At this moment, that happens to be khandu, though it may well have been my former pet pot-bellied pig Slim Piggins if it weren't for an unfortunate accident involving Slim and a barbecue pit at a VFW Memorial Day barbecue in Ocean Springs, Mississippi last May.

Anyway, khandu plays guitar much better than you act, so scram!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 09:55 PM

Yep, there's a veritable plethora of "pen,is"es, "pe.nis"es "peni$"es and so forth out there now. Since everybody with word-blocking spam filters has them set to block any message with the word "penis" in it the spammers have figgered out a way around them.

By the way, I've blocked messages with "Nigeria" in them. So now I'm getting scam-mail from South Africa.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 09:42 PM

As all know, I have spoken flagrantly well of The Great Man, Mr. Shatner, for decades.
Never has there been heard a disparaging word about him from me! Never shall there be.
However, there seems to be a wee conflict here.
(Perhaps it is merely egos, as it was with the legendary Shatner/Dylan recording sessions!)

As Captain of the Great Starship, you were well aware of protocol & procedure.
Indeed, you honored them greatly!

Now, you seem to be overlooking protocol & procedure with your recent post.
"I am still the Captain of this ship. The rest of you are just ensigns and alien lifeforms".

Indeed, you are "Captain".

However, I am neither an "ensign" nor an "alien lifeform".

I AM kHANDU, CREATOR OF MOAB, KING OF ALL MISSISSIPPI, which includes the LAND OF MOAB in which you are ever welcomed!

King khandu


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 09:37 PM

Man, wota load!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 09:35 PM

I received this in my email today. I didn't read the message, but I assume that I can obtain the essence thereof from MOABites.

"stick plaster and see ur pe,nis grow longer defiant brangle"

Why would I want a longer defiant brangle on my penis? Why would I want a brangle at all, much less a longer defiant one? What sort of plaster should I stick, and where should I stick it? And where can I find or see this ur-penis?

Can anyone provide answers or at least some bad advice?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 09:14 PM

I am still the Captain of this ship. The rest of you are just ensigns and alien lifeforms. Remember that.

BING! Another hundred posts!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Hortense C Durp
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 09:13 PM

Oh, How the Mighty are fallen!

But I shall rise!

It appears that bee dubya ell knows me and knows me well! His poetry has captured my essence as well as my heart.
I think I'm in love!!!!!

Hey, bee dubya! I think I lub ya!! You wanna have a good time? Then come and get it Big Bee! Pick me up at the Bloomer "Rooms and Eats"!

Your Dancing Tart,

Hortense


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 07:33 PM

Before we begin tonight's sermon from THE LIST, please take a moment to peruse the following:

Make two Möbius strips. One strip has to be twisted clockwise, the other anticlockwise. Stick them at right angles as before.

When you cut down the middle of both strips, you will get a pair of hearts linked together..

HAW, CarolC! I made an uvula as well!


Now, please understand that the previous excerpt came from a post MOABite TWEED made a few hours ago to the "Do NOT Post to This Thread!" thread started by MOABite Bee-dubya-ell and addressed to MOABite CarolC.

And tonight's topic from THE LIST is

UVULAS!!!

Coincidence? I think not! There's something happening here! And what it is is exactly clear!

As the MOAB approaches it's 2000th post (the M2K point) , it should be expected that Cosmic Alignments, freds sightings and all manner of weird shit will begin to take place. Consider that MOABite Bee-dubya-ell started the aforementioned "Do NOT Post to This Thread!" thread without prior knowledge that MOABite Little Hawk had started an almost identical thread four years ago! Things beyond our ken are starting to speak to us and through us!

And what they are saying is

BULLSHIT!!!

In anticipation of M2K I have examined the five-gallon bucket of dried soybeans and the five-gallon bucket of dried lentils that my friend Trish's in-laws bought in anticipation of starving to death after Y2K. When it became apparent that the supply of Big Macs would remain uninterrupted they decided they really don't like soybeans and lentils anyway and, somehow, the damned things wound up in my toolshed. They appear to be edible, and if M2K shuts the world down I won't starve, though I must admit that I have sampled the soybeans and would rather just go right to the source and eat the dirt they were grown in instead.

Sorry if I haven't actually said a word about uvulas here. Hell, what're the damned things for anyway?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 07:17 PM

THE SAD DEMISE OF HORTENSE, THE ROYAL DANCING TART

Hortense Durp, The Royal Dancing Tart,
Her dance was the one thing that set her apart.
Her dance was a passion. Her dance was an art.
Her dance would set singing the strings of your heart.

She got caught hobnobbing The Royal Wart.
Yes, just like Lewinsky, she wasn't too smart.
She no longer dances, but soon she will start
Associate training down at the Wal-Mart.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 06:25 PM

Thare you go Pelioppe! That's just egzacly what I habv been sayin that will cur yore feisty behabvior all along and Rustic Rebel has found the perfeck device for you. The MotoPenis!! I expeck you will find yoreself a bit more dementicated after a couple sessions wif that thing! HAW!! And prolly them two nitwit prancers thet follows you around over there...Sir Winston-Salem and whatchacallhim....ahh, Nigel Rathbone! If yore British Petrolulum petrol cain't get thet thing to rise I reckon we could send over a load of purple race fuel as I reckon you will need to fill thet thing up a couple times befor yore done with it. HAW!! Ride 'em Girl!! HAW,HAW HAW!!!

yERZ,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 05:22 PM

For the women of MOAB
More for the women of MOAB


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 05:14 PM

For Penelope


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 05:14 PM

Hmmmm ..yasss yore Majesthighness, I have run into a similar saturation obv late and habv taken up resilence in a boardinghouse of sorts. Thar is no heat in the place, other than a gas oven which the landlord generously allows to burn a few minutes when the temperature hits 50degrees indoors and of corse thar iz no cookin' allowerd after 5 pm so I am getting very hellthy and also slim as I seldom git thar befor 6:30pm, HAW!! If you git cast out ob the palace I hartly recommend the Bag O' Salad and Total serials as a dietary substutit fore the normal intake obv foodstuffs in cellofane packages, roast pork and so forth. Of corse you are fairly scrawny already so possible the addition of a dollop or two obv birdfeeder suet to yore salad wuld keep some weight on yore pore carcass.
I habv found thet a person kin live on nearly nothin' and still walk this planet wif hardly a problem or two. (Other then habving no danged money or food ennymore, HAW!!)

Yerz,
Tweed
Down in the Gutter but Free


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:20 PM

The Royal Dancing Tarts are in crisis! My lucky *Queen has exiled the lovely Hortense C. Durp (Royal Dancing Tart # 1) to Bloomer,Arkansas for life! The lucky *Queen caught Hortense hob-knobbing with the Ki...uh... well, the reason for the exile is of little importance

But now the RDTs have no leader I must search the land for a new RDT#1 & must find her posthaste!!

Oh, the pain of being King!

(* The Royal *Queen demands an asterisk before her title...beats the hell outta me!)

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:48 PM

Only ten more posts till William Shatner logs in...if we're lucky.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:45 PM

Tawdry romance? Count me in. No perversions though. Well, OK, maybe just a few. The cocoa butter and Mz Penalioppe in the dollar store while she slathers Cohiba perfume: hey, it don't get much better than that! Like wow, ay?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:20 AM

I AM STUNNED INSENSIBLE!! The Knower of a Couple Things has dissed the duck d'Tupelo! RawPears is sucking up to the Harpy while the Khing lanquishes in an opium induced dreamscape...MOAB is rank with decay and multi leveled alliances. It is becoming like unto "Survivor" complete with tawdry romance and deception. I go now to the garden and allow the buzzards at the bidet the final pleasure of picking my bones clean.

And I have no idea how Mz.Penalioppe could smell anything, including a fine Cohiba, over that dollar store knock off perfume she slathers on like it was cocoa butter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 12:38 AM

Ah, yes. Tweed. Last time I was at Balmoral we wore tweed for the grouse shooting. Nice cloth, that. Keeps you warm as you wait for the beaters to drive the birds. Nailed several myself -- beaters, not birds. No loss, lots of peasantry. Miss Rutledge is quite right about one thing: back when I smoked a pipe tweed held the odors of fine pipe tobacco quite well. Not that I smoked fine tobacoo, college students can't afford such things. No, I smoked whatever was available. This included stray lint from tobacco pouches, crushed maple leaves, and various weeds and herbs. But that's not what the smoke at Balmoral, no sir! They smoke cigarettes there, and you'd think that they could afford "tailor mades" but no, they roll their own, and the Queen's tobacconist must blend them their own blend, too -- smells sort of sweetish, and sort of like burning rope too. Odd sort of smell.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 12:28 AM

Now those are really fine Harris Tweeds, there, and not being adverse to a link with our upstanding acquaintance from the South, I am honored to say I often wear Tweed. I believe Ms Rutledge is suffering from her usual relapse into Poor Judgement.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 10 Jan 04 - 11:31 PM

Your last supposition is entirely correct, Bee-Dubya. I don't blame them either.

As for the fabric tweed it is rather scratchy, unpleasant stuff, usually found on stuffy, boring old gentlemen who smell of too much pipe tobacco.

*PR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Jan 04 - 11:21 PM

Well, tonight's "Something for People With Squat to Do List" topic is

TANYA HARDING

Aw, man! I don't wanna talk about that bimbo. Hell, her time as Hobag de Jeur is long past. Can I change the "T" topic to somethin' else? After all, this whole list thing was my stupid idea. So, like, who's gonna complain if I bend the rules?

So, tonight's topic has been changed to

TWEED!!!

No! Not the idiot! The cloth. Made from wool. Named after the river. The one between England and Scotland. Or maybe it's the other way around. Maybe the river was named after the cloth. Who cares? All I know is that tweed makes damn nice sportcoats. I like 'em. Mind you, I'd never pay what they want in regular stores for a real Harris Tweed coat, but thrift stores around here are full of 'em. Don't ask me why. Maybe folks have heard rumors about the existence of our own infamous TWEED and want to divest themselves of anything that might in any way be considered a link to him. I don't blame them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 10 Jan 04 - 09:04 PM

"Tis th reason he's so jolly
Fa la la la la!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Peace
Date: 10 Jan 04 - 07:53 PM

Does anyone know the song that starts, "Check the balls on that big collie, tra lalalala, la la la la;"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 04 - 07:46 PM

Precisely. Which is why we no longer deck the halls with boughs of holly. Nasty stuff, holly. Mistletoe, now, is another matter. Or mint. But "deck the halls with boughs of mistletoe" or "deck the halls with juleps of mint" doesn't fit the meter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jan 04 - 11:06 AM

Ah, the Anarchy bit accounts for eating the Fudge Quibble, then. You can count on those sorta folks to eat their decorations.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Jan 04 - 10:30 AM

The letter "S" is proud to present today's installment in the infamous LIST...

SOLAR HEATING!

Passive solar heating is usually accomplished by building a structure in such a way that the southern side is largely glass to allow sunlight in during winter months when the sun is low in the southern sky (at least in the northern hemisphere). Massive walls, earthen berms or barrels of water inside the building are warmed by the incoming sun and radiate the stored heat back out at night. The same berms etc. help cool the building in warm months by absorbing heat from the room atmosphere.

I had planned on building a passive solar-heated house when we moved to the country ten years ago. The little cabin we live in was supposed to be a temporary domicile which would be turned into a workshop after the main house was built. Hah! "The best laid plans of mice and men..."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 01:05 PM

I'm a Rational Neo-Liberally Conservative Proto-Anarchist.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 11:02 AM

A man who would eat his own decorations -- even allowing for the single malt -- is a man to be reckoned on indeed!! Eat a Fudge Quibble, the first ever awarded in Mudcat history!?! Are you sure you're not a Republican? :>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 09:52 AM

"He's much too young to have earned that decor his oen self!!"

Hah! According to the Profiles, I'm older than you are, Amos. And I'm older than Bee-Dubya-Ell, too. And from the photos I've seen, older than Khandu hisself! Y'all are just l'il ole kiddies compared to me! Why, they even wrote two songs about me!

Besides, the FQ isn't around my next any more. I got hungry last night and ate it, washed down with a quart of 16-year-old single malt Irish whiskey.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 09:17 AM

I think we need to chastise Rapaire for that Fudge Quibble he's wearing around his neck!! Nerve of him!! He's much too young to have earned that decor his oen self!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 08:39 AM

Well, if MMario posted what he posted and it was the truth or even approaching the truth, then by the very fact that it was posted here would just plain suck all the truth outa it and replace it with BS.

And if it wasn't the truth, then it belonged here anyway, 'cause you can't put truth into a post anymore than you can put the air back into a flat tire (or something like that).

For example, if I was to post something like "We present a quantum system composed of infinitely many particles, subject to a non quadratic Hamiltonian, for which it is possible to investigate the long time behavior of the dynamics and its ergodic properties. We do so both for the KMS states and for a large class of locally normal invariant states, whose very existence is already of some interest" I'd probably get smacked with a very dead carp, and deservedly so, 'cause something like THAT belongs HERE and not at the fancy-smancy website where I found it.

But if I was to post something like "Back home when I was growin' up, our babies teethed on guns. Ya see, a nice woman, married with a baby, one afternoon saw a drifter approaching her house. She knew he would bother her something fierce for food and take advantage of her. So she took out her husband's gun, only she found that it weren't loaded. Jest then, that drifter walked right in the door without knocking or nothing. So the woman dropped the empty gun into the crib and tried to fend him off. That drifter was all set to take every bite of food the little lady had prepared for her husband's dinner, and give her a hard time to boot. But he happened to glance into the crib, and saw the woman's little feller jest gumming away at the handle of that ol' .45. Well that drifter turned pale and high-tailed it out of there, 'cause he didn't cotton to stayin' in a place where the babies teeth on guns." Now that sorta thing obviously is full of truth and such, but simply by associating with MOAB nobody's gonna believe it and all the truth is sucked out.

So either way, y'all can't chastise MMario for his post. But heck, like my momma used to say when she chastised us kids, he probably did something deservin' of it and if *I* don't know what it is, HE does, so chastise away!

"You find a tree and I'll git a rope
Honey, honey,
You find a tree and I'll git a rope
Babe, babe..."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 12:12 AM

Tweed does not imitate Art, though Tweed does know Art. Well, Tweed doesn't really know Art. Not in the Biblical sense anyway. I guess. I don't know for sure. I guess he could. Aw, hell, why not? They're both consenting adults and whatever they do in the privacy of their own boudoirs is none of my business.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 12:04 AM

YEEHAW!!!!!!

Hot damn! A good ol' fashioned chastisin'! Oh boy! Kin we sell tickets? I jus' love a good chastisin'.

Quick! Grab the net before the sumbitch gets away. No, dammit! Not that one! The crazy old fucker with the beard!

Leave me alone, you little bastards! Every time I try to have a little fun you purple-talking little shits come around with your damned nets and Thorazine.

GO AWAY!!!!


Now see what you did? You only pissed the old fucker off. Next time bring the Goddamned tranquilizer gun! Jesus! What a buncha fuckups!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 11:47 PM

Would it be "life imitating art" or "art imitating Life"?
Is Tweed "Life" or is he "Art"?

Or could it be something more ethereal? Perhaps, diabolical?

methinks therefore meam.

DAMMIT...I'M STILL CONFUSED!!!!

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 11:39 PM

Khandu:

You were right, and I was wrong. Just this once. I meant Tweed, not Bobert. When Bobert writes like that, is he imitating Tweed? Or does Tweed write like that to imitate Bobert?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 11:31 PM

BWL,

Ye're clearly suffering from an advanced case of Misdirected Modifier. What is Robotic is that which Welds, find its controls by benefit of a series of carefully coded values for X, Y and Z axes translated through motion control devices. NOT that which is welded which can be anything from skittles to Flexible Flyers.

A


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