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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 02 Aug 13 - 10:24 AM
Little Hawk 02 Aug 13 - 07:53 AM
gnu 02 Aug 13 - 06:17 AM
Amos 02 Aug 13 - 01:28 AM
Rapparee 02 Aug 13 - 12:19 AM
gnu 01 Aug 13 - 04:53 PM
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Rapparee 01 Aug 13 - 10:21 AM
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gnu 31 Jul 13 - 01:38 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Aug 13 - 10:24 AM

Watch the eensy-weensy tiny type. When magnified it might read something like, "This price is good for 48 hours after signing and will thereafter revert to the regular rate. The regular rate is based upon usage: if you use it, you're screwed. This contract shall run for six hundred years and cannot be revoked, broken, or disavowed by the client without prior permission of the company. A minimum usage period equal to or greater than one-half, or fifty percent, of the length of this contract must have been used prior to consideration of revocation of this contract by the company."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Aug 13 - 07:53 AM

Call them up, complain, say you are thinking of switching to another provider who will offer you a much better deal. They will offer you a much better deal. You accept it...after making them sweat a bit. ;-) (There are other providers who can give you that better deal...depending on your location to some extent. I have friends who've recently dumped either Rogers or Bell for lesser known companies who charge them way less.)(Be advised, however, that if you do drop either Rogers or Bell, they will call you up repeatedly and try to persuade you to rejoin them by offering you various cheaper deals.)

I'm thinking of doing this myself...have not done so thus far due to sheer inertia, and the fear of change. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 13 - 06:17 AM

Rogers cable tells me they now require $2 + HST (13%) to send me a paper invoice by post. The advertisements, often two of each at a time, sometimes two per week and at least three per month, are free. Not, this seems odd to me as I have TV, tel, net and cell with them at present. The only further services I might entertain are not offered in any of their packages so why the adverts? I hasten to add, such are in large envelopes and all of the paper is the fancy, expensive, environmentally incorrect, shiny stuff. I am of a mind to write a god damned letter!

But... I suppose they would just do the same thing I do with their crap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Aug 13 - 01:28 AM

Well you shouldn't have promised to pay him in full if you weren't gonna do it. That's bail-bonds strategy 101 stuff, man!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Aug 13 - 12:19 AM

Mom...left unattended for hours and hours. The bail bondsman said this was the last time, so we'll have to find another.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Aug 13 - 04:53 PM

Oh... I GOTTA go SHARE!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Aug 13 - 03:39 PM

Or bust until you scream, either way. Rambling Jack Elliot, born in 1931, is also having a damn birthday this week. Imagine being SEVENTY-TWO? So many of us vowed we'd never see the dark side of forty.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 13 - 10:21 AM

Today is Jerry Garcia's birthday.

Eat ice cream until you bust.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 31 Jul 13 - 11:05 PM

Well, this apple didn't fall far from Mom's tree. Liked Tears in my Ears so much I actually shared it in Sin City. Wonder what Gram Parson's take would have sounded like.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jul 13 - 07:21 PM

For Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Jul 13 - 05:16 PM

Here's another country classic, from Doyle & Debbie:

"When yer screwin' other wimmen, think of meee..."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jul 13 - 05:02 PM

Here's one for the Belles of Juneau, Ebbie and KT:

Tears in My Ears.

Mom really likes this song.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Jul 13 - 03:25 PM

The Early Girl gets the worm...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 Jul 13 - 02:33 PM

Speaking of maters, tomato prices in Juneau, Alaska in the middle of tomato growing season are $3.49 a pound. I protest.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 13 - 01:38 PM

All day? I am not a young man anymore.

Hmmmm... I seem to have a fixation. Must see to gettin that fixed. Not me, the fixation.

I did a quick count and a guestimate. From one Cherry 100 mater plant, 500+ maters and I have a dozen more plants from toppings to set... these are in small pots and jars of water and already have maters on em. I am CHERRY with maters. The Early Girl maters are deeeeelicious too!

I shall be after buyin one a these here by end of September month. I will wait to see if the put it on sale between now and then. http://www.costco.ca/Palram-Build-%2526-Grow-8-ft.-x-12-ft.-Clear-Greenhouse.product.100028006.html


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 31 Jul 13 - 01:08 PM

Hump day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 13 - 07:58 AM

"Furthermore, Chongo came first!"

I don't need to hear about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Jul 13 - 01:49 AM

Chinga is a product of Amos's fevered imagination. Chongo is a product of mine. I can see no reason why they would be considered identical genetically or in any other way. Furthermore, Chongo came first! Chinga would never even have been concocted by Amos, had he not been inspired first by my stories about Chongo. She is a mere spinoff of an original idea, kind of like some of those other shows that resulted from the cast of Mary Tyler Moore as time went by.

Amos has referred to Chongo as an "ideational monstrosity", but has shown no remorse for creating an ideational monstrosity of his own in Chinga.

To Amos, I say: Fie, sir! Fie! For shame!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jul 13 - 01:04 AM

Finding an identical chromosomal pattern in no way indicates the success or failure of a given individual. My Great-Uncle Howard, for example, was by the end of his life looked up to by the community, whereas his identical twin helped pull on the rope.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jul 13 - 12:30 AM

I am sorry, but that is nonsense, Rapparee. Chinga could not be identical to Chongo--she has made a success of ife and taken responsibility for her situation. I suspect that in Chongo's case, the real identity of the mother was never known...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 09:10 PM

I was born with an XY chromosome pair, unlike a Certain Chimp I could mention. I suggest that Chonga and his/her identical twin sister, Chinga, be brought together and chromosome testing done. I'm sure you'd find them identical.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 03:08 PM

He says that's your problem. Well, one of your rather numerous problems, I meant to say.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 01:26 PM

I thought you were going to say is was having a sex change operation and being untruthful about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 10:37 AM

The latest rage on college campuses is to "get Chongo'd" on the weekend. This usually involves injesting copious amounts of alcohol, making whooping sounds, and destroying furniture.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 10:23 AM

He probably lived in the cave under my front porch and was mad because it's been filled in.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 09:33 AM

One of the support staff (the printing contractor) 'went Chongo' in the library yesterday. The guy is frankly disturbed and I think they ought to have called an ambulance for a ride to the psyhc ward, not call campus police to give him a ticket for some kind of mischief. I suspect he wears the headphones all of the time to try to mute the voices in his head. . . back to the regular odd voices. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jul 13 - 12:09 AM

It's the little things that make an 'ouse a 'ome...I allus said.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jul 13 - 06:38 PM

Well, they filled up the hole and caves in my front yard so everything's okay.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Jul 13 - 05:43 PM

http://www.cbc.ca/vinylcafe/

This guy is a weaver!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jul 13 - 01:11 PM

Aw, Mom, where is it that you go
That leaves you drifting down so low?
I know you blame it all on gravity,
But I think that it's plain depravity.
You would not be so low and hurted
IF you were just less perverted.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jul 13 - 02:43 AM

I missed the VC link, Gnu--send it again. I get blurry-eyed watching the emails go by sometimes...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jul 13 - 10:25 PM

Both are fine but iffin I had ta choose, Yellowknife on accounta Manitoba just freks me out man.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 13 - 06:36 PM

So, youse Canucks out there...Yellowknife or Churchill for the aurora?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 13 - 05:23 PM

"Going Chongo"...what a great expression. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jul 13 - 04:50 PM

No refs to the VC? Hmmm... youse all must be gonna surprise me! I am giddy with anpissipatation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jul 13 - 04:27 PM

Aww, gnuzer, be aisy on yersel'!

SRS, the wide-berth policy is definitely in order for those perfervid radioactive-waste genetically-mutated leavings of Rapparee's most overheated imagining.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Jul 13 - 02:55 PM

Hey, MOM, I'm going to visit with family next month at a wedding. Most of my family members are pretty normal, just a couple of wackos in the mix. If I run into them I'll just treat them like the folks down at the Legion Hovel and give them a wide berth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jul 13 - 01:29 PM

Y'all minus one. Who? I'll give ya three guesses and the first two don't count. Name rhymes with Stu... as in gnupid.

Guilty as sin, me. "Just havin a baaaad day" is no excuse. I will... once again... try to refrain from even opending those threads upon which I went Chongo.

You guys see my email re The Vinyl Cafe? That guy is a true weaver of far fetched funny fantasy. I know all of you will be getting together soon to decide what to get me for Kissmeass soooo I'll drop a subtle hint. Go to Amazon and buy me everything he ever wrote and all his recordings, ship them to him and explain what a great guy I am (most days) and beg and plead for him to autograph them all (bribe him if necessary) and include the shipping and handling to get them to me. And, don't wait for Kissmeass to draw nigh... just have the package marked "Do not open until December 25th." and Bob's my uncle eh? I promise I will act surprised. I will even send you all a beautiful pic of me opening the prezzy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Jul 13 - 12:22 PM

Shame to s/he who "lurketh and posteth not". Well, ah never. I do it mainly because the subjects veer and swirl so fast I can't keep up.

But I will post this just because I like it (Megan posted it in the Mudcat Community thread):

Be wise more often than we are foolish
Be peacemakers more often than we are warmongers
Be quiet talkers more often than we are shouters
Be compassionate more often than we are uncaring
Be bridges more often than we are walls
Be listeners more often than we feel the need to talk
Be gentle more often than we are harsh
Be forgiving more often than we are condemning

I must say this thread is among the few peaceful ones. Take a bow, y'all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jul 13 - 05:35 AM

Yeah... I see it too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jul 13 - 12:00 AM

Raise your eyes, oh MOAB, unto the Fifty of Kay! For verily I say unto you that its day is not far. All ye who post shall be honored and rejoice; and verily he who lurketh and posteth not shall inherit the shame thereof, and the glory of that Exalted Number shall not shine upon him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Jul 13 - 08:43 PM

Heady times indeed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jul 13 - 07:05 PM

Ha! Yeah...it took ages. I was beginning to fear it would never happen, so I am in your debt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 27 Jul 13 - 11:00 AM

I noticed! Glad to see you have finally made something of yourself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jul 13 - 09:28 AM

I have apparently achieved greatness, Janie. ;-D Many thanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 10:22 PM

Let us talk about being on the cusp of real greatness. There are currently two threads in the BS section to which I have made the 99th post.

Just think of it! The potential for empowerment! Not one, but TWO opportunities for aspiring Mudcatters to post 100! on the same day.

Who knows, some one might score a double header!!!!!

I just love creating opportunities for people.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 09:11 PM

Most of them that ain't quite right can be fixed with good whack upside the head. Just remember what my ol' pard Cicero used to say: "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 12:59 PM

I think A's story is quite believable. Human's are surely capable of such thought processes and the proof is in the hypotenuse. Well, most. Some are just not right.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 11:08 AM

Amazing isn't it? Who could even have dreamed up such a story?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jul 13 - 10:58 AM

See what I mean???


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