Lyrics & Knowledge Personal Pages Record Shop Auction Links Radio & Media Kids Membership Help
The Mudcat Cafemuddy

Post to this Thread - Printer Friendly - Home
Page: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73] [74] [75] [76] [77] [78] [79] [80] [81] [82] [83] [84] [85] [86] [87] [88] [89] [90] [91] [92] [93] [94] [95] [96] [97] [98] [99] [100] [101] [102] [103] [104] [105] [106] [107] [108] [109] [110] [111] [112] [113] [114] [115] [116] [117] [118] [119] [120] [121] [122] [123] [124] [125] [126] [127] [128] [129] [130] [131] [132] [133] [134] [135] [136] [137] [138] [139] [140] [141] [142] [143] [144] [145] [146] [147] [148] [149] [150] [151] [152] [153] [154] [155] [156] [157] [158] [159] [160] [161] [162] [163] [164] [165] [166] [167] [168] [169] [170] [171] [172] [173] [174] [175] [176] [177] [178] [179] [180] [181] [182] [183] [184] [185] [186] [187] [188] [189] [190] [191] [192] [193] [194] [195] [196] [197] [198] [199] [200] [201] [202] [203] [204] [205] [206] [207] [208] [209] [210] [211] [212] [213] [214] [215] [216] [217] [218] [219] [220] [221] [222] [223] [224] [225] [226] [227] [228] [229] [230] [231] [232] [233] [234] [235] [236] [237] [238] [239] [240] [241] [242] [243] [244] [245] [246] [247] [248] [249] [250] [251] [252] [253] [254] [255] [256] [257] [258] [259] [260] [261] [262] [263] [264] [265] [266] [267] [268] [269] [270] [271] [272] [273] [274] [275] [276] [277] [278] [279] [280] [281] [282] [283] [284] [285] [286] [287] [288] [289] [290] [291] [292] [293] [294] [295] [296] [297] [298] [299] [300] [301] [302] [303] [304] [305] [306] [307] [308] [309] [310] [311] [312] [313] [314] [315] [316] [317] [318] [319] [320] [321] [322] [323] [324] [325] [326] [327] [328] [329] [330] [331] [332] [333] [334] [335] [336] [337] [338] [339] [340] [341] [342] [343] [344] [345] [346] [347] [348] [349] [350] [351] [352] [353] [354] [355] [356] [357] [358] [359] [360] [361] [362] [363] [364] [365] [366] [367] [368] [369] [370] [371] [372] [373] [374] [375] [376] [377] [378] [379] [380] [381] [382] [383] [384] [385] [386] [387] [388] [389] [390] [391] [392] [393] [394] [395] [396] [397] [398] [399] [400] [401] [402] [403] [404] [405] [406] [407] [408] [409] [410] [411] [412] [413] [414] [415] [416] [417] [418] [419] [420] [421] [422] [423] [424] [425] [426] [427] [428] [429] [430] [431] [432] [433] [434] [435] [436] [437] [438] [439] [440] [441] [442] [443] [444] [445] [446] [447] [448] [449] [450] [451] [452] [453] [454] [455] [456] [457] [458] [459] [460] [461] [462] [463] [464] [465] [466] [467] [468] [469] [470] [471] [472] [473] [474] [475] [476] [477] [478] [479] [480] [481] [482] [483] [484] [485] [486] [487] [488] [489] [490] [491] [492] [493] [494] [495] [496] [497] [498] [499] [500] [501] [502] [503] [504] [505] [506] [507] [508] [509] [510] [511] [512] [513] [514] [515] [516] [517] [518] [519] [520] [521] [522] [523] [524] [525] [526] [527] [528] [529] [530] [531] [532] [533] [534] [535] [536] [537] [538] [539] [540] [541] [542] [543] [544] [545] [546] [547] [548] [549] [550] [551] [552] [553] [554] [555] [556] [557] [558] [559] [560] [561] [562] [563] [564] [565] [566] [567] [568] [569] [570] [571] [572] [573] [574] [575] [576] [577] [578] [579] [580] [581] [582] [583] [584] [585] [586] [587] [588] [589] [590] [591] [592] [593] [594] [595] [596] [597] [598] [599] [600] [601] [602] [603] [604] [605] [606] [607] [608] [609] [610] [611] [612] [613] [614] [615] [616] [617] [618] [619] [620] [621] [622] [623] [624] [625] [626] [627] [628] [629] [630] [631] [632] [633] [634] [635] [636] [637] [638] [639] [640] [641] [642] [643] [644] [645] [646] [647] [648] [649] [650] [651] [652] [653] [654] [655] [656] [657] [658] [659] [660] [661] [662] [663] [664] [665] [666] [667] [668] [669] [670] [671] [672] [673] [674] [675] [676] [677] [678] [679] [680] [681] [682] [683] [684] [685] [686] [687] [688] [689] [690] [691] [692] [693] [694] [695] [696] [697] [698] [699] [700] [701] [702] [703] [704] [705] [706] [707] [708] [709] [710] [711] [712] [713] [714] [715] [716] [717] [718] [719] [720] [721] [722] [723] [724] [725] [726] [727] [728] [729] [730] [731] [732] [733] [734] [735] [736] [737] [738] [739] [740] [741] [742] [743] [744] [745] [746] [747] [748] [749] [750] [751] [752] [753] [754] [755] [756] [757] [758] [759] [760] [761] [762] [763] [764] [765] [766] [767] [768] [769] [770] [771] [772] [773] [774] [775] [776] [777] [778] [779] [780] [781] [782] [783] [784] [785] [786] [787] [788] [789] [790] [791] [792] [793] [794] [795] [796] [797] [798] [799] [800] [801] [802] [803] [804] [805] [806] [807] [808] [809] [810] [811] [812] [813] [814] [815] [816] [817] [818] [819] [820] [821] [822] [823] [824] [825] [826] [827] [828] [829] [830] [831] [832] [833] [834] [835] [836] [837] [838] [839] [840] [841] [842] [843] [844] [845] [846] [847] [848] [849] [850] [851] [852] [853] [854] [855] [856] [857] [858] [859] [860] [861] [862] [863] [864] [865] [866] [867] [868] [869] [870] [871] [872] [873] [874] [875] [876] [877] [878] [879] [880] [881] [882] [883] [884] [885] [886] [887] [888] [889] [890] [891] [892] [893] [894] [895] [896] [897] [898] [899] [900] [901] [902] [903] [904] [905] [906] [907] [908] [909] [910] [911] [912] [913] [914] [915] [916] [917] [918] [919] [920] [921] [922] [923] [924] [925] [926] [927] [928] [929] [930] [931] [932] [933] [934] [935] [936] [937] [938] [939] [940] [941] [942] [943] [944] [945] [946] [947] [948] [949] [950] [951] [952] [953] [954] [955] [956] [957] [958] [959] [960] [961] [962] [963] [964] [965] [966] [967] [968] [969] [970] [971] [972] [973] [974] [975] [976] [977] [978] [979] [980] [981] [982] [983] [984] [985] [986] [987] [988] [989] [990] [991] [992] [993] [994] [995] [996] [997] [998] [999] [1000] [1001] [1002] [1003] [1004] [1005] [1006] [1007] [1008] [1009] [1010] [1011] [1012] [1013] [1014] [1015] [1016] [1017] [1018] [1019] [1020] [1021] [1022] [1023] [1024] [1025] [1026] [1027] [1028] [1029] [1030] [1031] [1032] [1033] [1034] [1035] [1036] [1037] [1038] [1039] [1040] [1041] [1042] [1043] [1044] [1045] [1046] [1047] [1048] [1049] [1050] [1051] [1052] [1053] [1054] [1055] [1056] [1057] [1058] [1059] [1060] [1061] [1062] [1063] [1064] [1065] [1066] [1067] [1068] [1069] [1070] [1071] [1072] [1073] [1074] [1075] [1076] [1077] [1078] [1079] [1080] [1081] [1082] [1083] [1084] [1085] [1086] [1087] [1088] [1089] [1090] [1091] [1092] [1093] [1094] [1095] [1096] [1097] [1098] [1099] [1100] [1101] [1102] [1103] [1104] [1105] [1106] [1107] [1108] [1109] [1110] [1111] [1112] [1113] [1114] [1115] [1116] [1117] [1118] [1119] [1120] [1121] [1122] [1123] [1124] [1125] [1126] [1127] [1128] [1129] [1130] [1131] [1132] [1133] [1134] [1135] [1136] [1137]


BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Donuel 14 Dec 17 - 09:13 AM
Donuel 14 Dec 17 - 09:04 AM
Acme 13 Dec 17 - 10:40 PM
Rapparee 13 Dec 17 - 10:11 PM
Donuel 13 Dec 17 - 09:17 PM
keberoxu 13 Dec 17 - 03:50 PM
Rapparee 12 Dec 17 - 09:07 PM
Rapparee 12 Dec 17 - 08:52 PM
Donuel 12 Dec 17 - 07:33 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Dec 17 - 06:56 PM
Rapparee 11 Dec 17 - 09:12 PM
Rapparee 10 Dec 17 - 08:25 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Dec 17 - 11:00 PM
Rapparee 09 Dec 17 - 09:48 PM
gnu 09 Dec 17 - 09:17 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Dec 17 - 07:17 PM
Acme 09 Dec 17 - 02:25 PM
gnu 08 Dec 17 - 09:49 PM
gnu 08 Dec 17 - 09:38 PM
Rapparee 07 Dec 17 - 10:04 PM
Amos 07 Dec 17 - 09:36 PM
Acme 06 Dec 17 - 10:36 PM
Rapparee 05 Dec 17 - 09:53 PM
keberoxu 05 Dec 17 - 02:50 PM
Donuel 05 Dec 17 - 12:04 PM
Donuel 04 Dec 17 - 10:04 AM
Rapparee 04 Dec 17 - 08:05 AM
Acme 04 Dec 17 - 12:51 AM
Rapparee 03 Dec 17 - 10:07 PM
Donuel 03 Dec 17 - 04:15 PM
Donuel 03 Dec 17 - 03:37 PM
MMario 03 Dec 17 - 03:26 PM
Donuel 03 Dec 17 - 02:33 PM
Acme 03 Dec 17 - 12:19 PM
Rapparee 02 Dec 17 - 05:10 PM
Acme 02 Dec 17 - 12:53 AM
Rapparee 01 Dec 17 - 09:08 AM
Amos 01 Dec 17 - 01:26 AM
Rapparee 30 Nov 17 - 04:24 PM
Rapparee 30 Nov 17 - 04:22 PM
Donuel 29 Nov 17 - 09:21 PM
Rapparee 29 Nov 17 - 09:16 PM
Donuel 29 Nov 17 - 04:00 PM
keberoxu 29 Nov 17 - 03:45 PM
Rapparee 29 Nov 17 - 09:12 AM
Amos 28 Nov 17 - 10:51 PM
Rapparee 28 Nov 17 - 10:08 PM
Vashta Nerada 28 Nov 17 - 10:50 AM
Rapparee 28 Nov 17 - 10:01 AM
Rapparee 26 Nov 17 - 10:09 PM
Lyrics & Knowledge Search [Advanced]
DT  Forum
Sort (Forum) by:relevance date
DT Lyrics:



Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Dec 17 - 09:13 AM

And the winner is
Amos thread bells forth =   Mother of all BS threads


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Dec 17 - 09:04 AM

The letters in 'The Mother of all BS' can be reduced to Heteroatoms.
It can further be reduced to heartfelt.

The letters ultimately can be re arranged;
There are many possibilities but they are curiously about Amos

Amos Barfed Hell Troths
Amos Blathers Hold Fret
Amos Ballets Herd Froth
Amos Bra Threshold Felt
Amos Brats Frothed Hell
Amos Shafted Herb Troll
Amos Farted Throb Hells
Amos Thread Bells Forth
Amos Daft Brothers Hell
Amos Hard Brothels Felt
Amos Dollar Herb Thefts
Amos Fathers Berth Doll
Amos Lethal Bred Froths
Amos Halters Bled Forth
Amos Halters Bled Forth
Amos Halters Bled Forth
Amos shafted herb troll


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Dec 17 - 10:40 PM

The hoosegow! Don't say so! Maybe he's wandering around the woods looking for the perfect xmas tree. We could use another one over at the Mudcat Tavern.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 17 - 10:11 PM

Let us all take a moment to remember Amos.

He's not dead or anything, just remarkably silent for Amos. I suspect he's in jail again.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Dec 17 - 09:17 PM

Stay tuned and learn what is the NEW TABOO;

"Harassment the world to me, it's a PERFECT bubble butt." [TABOO]

"Jew eat?" "No, Jew?" "Y'all hear we gotta new blood sucking Jew lawyer?" "Yah?, ever notice they always answer questions with a question?" [TABOO]

You can no longer tweet about female Senators falling on their knees and begging to suck. [TABOO]

You can not have a photo of pretending to cop a feel through body armor and Flak jackets. [TABOO]

Proclaim new Capitol cities of foreign countries. [STILL OK]


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 13 Dec 17 - 03:50 PM

Maybe 57,000 by Epiphany?
Or Eastern Orthodox Christmas?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 17 - 09:07 PM

How about 57,000 then?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 17 - 08:52 PM

Can Mom make 59,000 by Christmas?

Stay tuned!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Dec 17 - 07:33 PM

saw that cart comin a click away

Joyous suffering to all. And to all a good night.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Dec 17 - 06:56 PM

Descartes gets way too much credit. Most of his ideas were "borrowed" from an obscure Dutch philosopher named Willem DeHorst. It is high time this historical omission was rectified! It's time to put DeHorst before Descartes!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 17 - 09:12 PM

So was René "Renny" Descartes, who once said, "Cogito cogiton, ergo cogito cogito sum, cogito."


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 17 - 08:25 PM

And thus is a brownie defined as pieces of itself? Is a crumb a brownie? A molecule? An atom? Of course not! And thus you see that nothing is what we in our arrogance define it as. Indeed, whatever you define, be it a brownie or a battleship, is both not what it is and is what it is. Erwin Rudolf Josef Alexander Schrödinger was right, and so was Werner Heisenberg.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Dec 17 - 11:00 PM

But if the brownies are not cut, they are not brownies. They're just one big brownie.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 17 - 09:48 PM

Brownies need not be defined by the act of cutting. Just wolf the whole pan down without doing anything more to it. Then, like an uncut cake or a loaf of unsliced bread, it is a gestalt, a wholeness, complete unto itself.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Dec 17 - 09:17 PM

Unless you make a hash.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Dec 17 - 07:17 PM

It has occurred to me that it is not possible to bake a dozen brownies. The thing which comes out of the oven is not brownies. It is a proto-brownie mass which must be cut into twelve pieces to yield a dozen brownies. The act of cutting is as essential to making brownies as the act of baking.

I can think of no other baked item which shares this characteristic. Cookies and cupcakes are baked individually. Cakes and pies are cut, but each serving is a piece of the whole. A brownie is not a piece, it is the whole, but it is defined by the act of cutting.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Dec 17 - 02:25 PM

MOM sez it's the time of year to start baking. So I just baked an acorn squash, and now I need to figure out how to use this non-gluten flour to make my traditional holiday cookies and breads. I'm sure the results will not go to waste, even if they aren't perfect.

That's why we have dogs, after all!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Dec 17 - 09:49 PM

My heart goes out to A and Rap. I hope all works out well for you guys. You guys mean a lot to me.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Dec 17 - 09:38 PM

I haven't checked up on posts yet. I checked my PMs. I am simply thrilled that Ken sent me a PM two weeks ago and said he just saw my PM from 2011 about the 40,000th post to MOAB. It was rather nice. Long live The King!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 17 - 10:04 PM

Well, I would, Amos, but my left elbow and wrist hurt. The splint came off today, but I remain on pain pills for now. That means I can't drive, so I can't come see you for a bit. Just send my Christmas presents.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 17 - 09:36 PM

I guess this is kinda like when the power company shuts down the grid in your neighborhood? Everything goes dark and people have to talk to each other instead!

Sorry I've been away so long. I am pleasewd to report my heart is normal and I am not pregnant according to the ultrasound done earlier this week.

Monday is Second OpinionDay. Then we see.

If you're in the neighborhood come down to Graham next Thursday evening for dinner or drinks at the Verdict on the Square, entertainment by Mom's favorite son.

Hugs,

A

First Vowel.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Dec 17 - 10:36 PM

She's fine. She's used to us Kids bailing her out of the Hoosegow every so often. Life moves on.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Dec 17 - 09:53 PM

Mom creates inaccessibility.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 05 Dec 17 - 02:50 PM

What the heck happened to MOM
while the Mudcat was inaccessible yesterday ?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Dec 17 - 12:04 PM

I forgot the smiley face


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Dec 17 - 10:04 AM

What a weasel
He takes the easel
All he does is boast
He steals with a evil touch
When it comes gall he has most
Rap's a rodent by Theodore Giesel
I will always hold Rap accountable.
I know his shtick is to claim too much,
For it is I who have the 56789 milestone post.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Dec 17 - 08:05 AM

I have a carpet cleaner/scrubber you can use. You'll have to come get it, though, because in about 3 hours I'll be even more non compis mentis.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Dec 17 - 12:51 AM

MOM, I asked my friend/ex if my carpet cleaner got the stains out of his carpet left by plumbers (who had to break the foundation slab). He said not only did it get their grime, but it also picked up the stain from the beer spill a while back. (He still hasn't brought back my carpet cleaner.)

I have dogs. That's why I have a carpet cleaner. Enough said. I need it back, it isn't one of those loans that never comes back home again.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Dec 17 - 10:07 PM

I got lots of mathematics. Like, you sure recall that the tangent line to f(x) at a point x=a is given by L(x)=f'(a)(x-a)+f(a)and so the tangent line in this context is also called the linear approximation to f at a. It's like, so simple even you can do it.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Dec 17 - 04:15 PM

Rap is right, arithmetic is still not his strength.
But he might be good at Mathematics.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Dec 17 - 03:37 PM

ICBM launch facilities?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 03 Dec 17 - 03:26 PM

"William Shatner references will pop up in all kinds of places where they patently do not belong."

Is there any place they do belong?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Dec 17 - 02:33 PM

What I love about MOM's thread
is she goes over my head
under my bed
around all the dread
and remains well bred


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Dec 17 - 12:19 PM

It was one of those Texas beers, the Shiner Bock black lager. Really makes a stain on the carpet.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 17 - 05:10 PM

She was drinking beer??? That's unusual. For her, that is. The proof is way,way, too low. Or did she dump schnapps in it to make a "depth charge" as she usually does with beer?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Dec 17 - 12:53 AM

A whole lot of frowny faces are scrolling from right to left across the Facebook screen of the current voting in the Senate on what they euphemistically call "tax reform." MOM threw her beer at the TV. It didn't even splash on the set because she just tossed the contents, didn't throw the mug as well. The carpet cleaner should be able to take care of the puddle.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 17 - 09:08 AM

That number I got was certainly nice but just as certainly not prime.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 17 - 01:26 AM

Oh,chilluns, chilluns, why you got to act this a-way? Ain't I allus taught y'all to go for the K? That's what matters. You=all gots to keep yo' eye on da prize, is all!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 17 - 04:24 PM

That was me! I did it! (Math has never been my strong point.)


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 17 - 04:22 PM

Donuel just copped 56789.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 09:21 PM

"History sits like Jabba..." is comedy platinum for Irwin Corey or Robin Wright or Bodhi Sativa or even better, you Rap.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 09:16 PM

Donuel, it depends upon the topic. I'm not hipster, referencing every new pop culture icon. If I were, I'd have references to the Hillsborough Hit in every sentence; as it is I'm usually glad to know Amos.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 04:00 PM

Rap judging by the minerals missing in Ill. and Ind., how are your teeth?

Changing the representative symbols and characters in movies to fit a new scenario is fun. Got more?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 03:45 PM

Thanks for bringing a smile to my face, khandu.

It's easier, oddly enough, to let MOM slide
with the three-day limit
than it was with the twenty-four-hour limit on current threads.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Nov 17 - 09:12 AM

Amos, History sits like Jabba the Hutt, huge and gross and reeking of both ancient evil and ancient good, with Reason and Thought chained to its throne like Princess Leia. History uses Reason and Thought for unspeakable acts, but at other times they pull a fast one and perform an unspeakable act on History.

You ask when it is that History starts judging. It depends upon how long it takes History to stop licking its fingers after picking its nose.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Nov 17 - 10:51 PM

Remains to be determined as to who was passing what through which, but let history be the judge, if the evidence in the air lasts that long. When, by the way, does history do judging? After a year? A decade? What's the rule here?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Nov 17 - 10:08 PM

Should you be talking about me, make it Triple-I: Illinois, Indiana, and Idaho. I've lived in all three for more than a few years. (I mean, South Bend, IN? I lived there, in the shadow of the Golden Dome, for 16 years.) I've also been alive in Iowa, but I was only passin' through.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Vashta Nerada
Date: 28 Nov 17 - 10:50 AM

Such histrionics, but MOM is accustomed to that from her unusual Double I (Indiana/Idaho) child.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Nov 17 - 10:01 AM

Gracious me! Mom's sliding down the BS again. Now she has to go change clothes so we can burn those she was wearing.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Nov 17 - 10:09 PM

That last message was from some imposter imposting as me.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate
Next Page

 


You must be a member to post in non-music threads. Join here.


You must be a member to post in non-music threads. Join here.



Mudcat time: 14 December 1:51 PM EST

[ Home ]

All original material is copyright © 1998 by the Mudcat Café Music Foundation, Inc. All photos, music, images, etc. are copyright © by their rightful owners. Every effort is taken to attribute appropriate copyright to images, content, music, etc. We are not a copyright resource.