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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 30 Nov 13 - 09:51 PM
gnu 30 Nov 13 - 12:16 PM
Acme 30 Nov 13 - 11:57 AM
Rapparee 30 Nov 13 - 09:59 AM
gnu 30 Nov 13 - 07:01 AM
Amos 30 Nov 13 - 04:52 AM
Pete Jennings 30 Nov 13 - 04:17 AM
Rapparee 30 Nov 13 - 01:20 AM
GUEST,Rapparee 29 Nov 13 - 02:44 PM
Pete Jennings 29 Nov 13 - 06:38 AM
gnu 29 Nov 13 - 06:29 AM
Amos 29 Nov 13 - 05:04 AM
Acme 29 Nov 13 - 02:09 AM
GUEST,Rapparee 28 Nov 13 - 09:10 PM
GUEST,laptopgnu 28 Nov 13 - 07:01 PM
GUEST,laptopgnu 28 Nov 13 - 06:49 PM
Rapparee 28 Nov 13 - 06:20 PM
GUEST,laptopgnu 28 Nov 13 - 03:08 PM
GUEST 28 Nov 13 - 11:58 AM
gnu 28 Nov 13 - 07:26 AM
Amos 28 Nov 13 - 01:11 AM
Acme 28 Nov 13 - 12:31 AM
GUEST 27 Nov 13 - 10:23 PM
Rapparee 27 Nov 13 - 09:13 PM
GUEST,laptopgnu 27 Nov 13 - 05:47 PM
Amos 26 Nov 13 - 02:07 PM
gnu 26 Nov 13 - 02:01 PM
GUEST,Rapparee 26 Nov 13 - 11:39 AM
Amos 26 Nov 13 - 11:15 AM
gnu 26 Nov 13 - 07:52 AM
Acme 25 Nov 13 - 11:29 PM
gnu 25 Nov 13 - 09:00 PM
Rapparee 25 Nov 13 - 05:28 PM
GUEST, Galactic Overlord's Evil Twin, Infinite Emp 25 Nov 13 - 02:24 PM
gnu 25 Nov 13 - 02:08 PM
gnu 25 Nov 13 - 12:49 PM
GUEST 25 Nov 13 - 12:26 PM
gnu 25 Nov 13 - 06:58 AM
Rapparee 24 Nov 13 - 08:08 PM
Acme 24 Nov 13 - 12:38 PM
Rapparee 24 Nov 13 - 11:27 AM
gnu 24 Nov 13 - 07:21 AM
Acme 23 Nov 13 - 02:45 PM
gnu 23 Nov 13 - 05:39 AM
Acme 23 Nov 13 - 12:06 AM
Amos 22 Nov 13 - 11:57 PM
Rapparee 22 Nov 13 - 09:13 PM
gnu 22 Nov 13 - 05:35 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Nov 13 - 09:51 PM

Not Monopoly money then.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Nov 13 - 12:16 PM

Chinese Tire Money


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Nov 13 - 11:57 AM

The counter surfer (knock wood) didn't get any so far, unless it was offered. But he's so proud of himself because he protected us against a fox yipping in the back by the creek last night. He insisted on going out at 2am and racing down to the back fence to bark at it. The girls know that if you're comfy in bed in the house on a cold night that one doesn't NEED to go bark at coyotes or foxes who miss their canine friends, but I sent them out for a few minutes so Zeke wouldn't be down there by himself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 13 - 09:59 AM

Is that what they call Canadian money?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Nov 13 - 07:01 AM

Most of us speak English. We jus choose not ta.

Rap... ya wanna impress the locals? Haul out a wad a Crappy Tire ones.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 13 - 04:52 AM

I understand that many of them speak English.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 30 Nov 13 - 04:17 AM

"Un pression s'il vous plait" will do it, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 13 - 01:20 AM

I can hardly wait to get home so I can start practicing Canadian so I won't sound like a furriner and will be able to ask for beer. I think the last if "Tiene Usted any bierre?" or maybe "Ma chere, une Bleu, danke." See, Canada is full of loonies and ya gotta talk right to 'em or they'll laugh at ya, at least until you pull out a big wad of US dollars. Then they'll queu up because toilet paper is in short supply in the north. It helps to carry twenty fives "just in case."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapparee
Date: 29 Nov 13 - 02:44 PM

He knows where he belongs. Personally, I think he's just been stoned for all this time. He'll be back when he gets the munchies bad enough.

Of course, he could be in hospital, or have been foreclosed on and is now living as a homeless bum, or he could be in jail and sharing a cell with Shame, or be so business with his election campaign that he just can't get away, or be pounding sand down some frackin' hole, or be shacked up with some some floozie.

Ya never know about him, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 29 Nov 13 - 06:38 AM

Wherever he is, I'd like to see him back here where he belongs...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Nov 13 - 06:29 AM

SRS... did the counter surfer get any turkey?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Nov 13 - 05:04 AM

HE may have gone back to Cuba, or off to a lamaserie in the highlands. He's unpredictable, independent, self-defined, fleet of foot and vivid of imagination. This is a dangerous combination.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Nov 13 - 02:09 AM

Maybe LH is busy having a life instead of creating so many characters. :)

I pushed IE 11 back out again this evening. It doesn't display the Outlook web site properly. Even though I deselected WebLite it always showed that way. So I removed the update and the stupid machine went back to IE9. So I downloaded IE10 and now it looks just fine. Grrrr.

The turkey came out fabulous. You'd have all just loved it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapparee
Date: 28 Nov 13 - 09:10 PM

Ya want I should call him?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,laptopgnu
Date: 28 Nov 13 - 07:01 PM

I am becoming increasingly concerned about LH's lack of posting. Could it be he is getting a grip on reality?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,laptopgnu
Date: 28 Nov 13 - 06:49 PM

Nooo... beat ya to it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Nov 13 - 06:20 PM

Sorry but the last guest was me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,laptopgnu
Date: 28 Nov 13 - 03:08 PM

True Canadians don't GO to where polar bears are. If they are born where polar bears ARE and they learn about how not to get ett, sure. But I would not want to be on CBC news as the tourist that had the bad fortune to be the subject of an enquiry about the safety of polar bear watching tours.

BTW, count the dogs... often.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Nov 13 - 11:58 AM

It is indeed a day to be thankful, and Sham and Chonga should be the most thankful of all as I haven't had time to do those little freebie jobs. Some other time, perhaps, when I'm in the neighborbood. Or...since I'll be in Churchill on February 6 perhaps Sham would liek to prove himself a True Canadian and meet me there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Nov 13 - 07:26 AM

Happy NFL Day to my neighbours south of the border.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Nov 13 - 01:11 AM

I wish you all the happiest of Thanksgivings, and reflect that you are, each of you, among the things I am thankful for in Existence.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Nov 13 - 12:31 AM

Whew! Not only was Mudcat.org off the air, but Internet Explorer 11 was pushed out last night so I had to log on. I almost couldn't talk to MOM just now as myself.

Turkey is in the brine, a loaf of bread is rising. It'll bake before I go to bed and I'll put it way up high to keep the Labrador retriever from retrieving it from a countertop while I sleep. He's a counter surfer of the first order. Dinner is around 6pm tomorrow if any of you are in the neighborhood.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Nov 13 - 10:23 PM

Before I do that though I'd like to know what you abject in all this is. I'd like a Mission Statement.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Nov 13 - 09:13 PM

Having carried a forty pound lit candle while crawling through hot ashes for override a mile of blizzard-like conditions I cannot be much more abject in my apology, Amos. Perhaps an auto-auto-de-fe?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,laptopgnu
Date: 27 Nov 13 - 05:47 PM

MOMMY!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Nov 13 - 02:07 PM

Thank you, Rapparee. I DO accept your apology, but I hope next time you will make it a little more abject.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Nov 13 - 02:01 PM

I supose I should apologize. Manitoba is actually quite nice... the fishing is speckletacular! There are 94,241 km² of lakes to fish and a whack of rivers and streams. Sorry, Manitoba... my bad.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapparee
Date: 26 Nov 13 - 11:39 AM

Civility in discourse is a sine qua non at MOAB, Amos. You know that. Mom would never tolerate it if, for example, I were to call you a cross-eyed, unweaned, skunk-jumpin' urinal drinker even if it were true. She would force me to admit that you are neither strabismic nor drink from urinals and I would admit that was true. That would force me to apologize and of course a gentleman, such as you are, accepts an apology no matter how badly one is tendered. Civility and politeness are the watch-words of any truly great MC thread and MOAB just reeks of both.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Nov 13 - 11:15 AM

I am SOOO flaming glad y'all are maintaining such civilized discourse, except for the EGO's twin.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Nov 13 - 07:52 AM

SRS... Wiki says : "The Nanaimo bar is a dessert item of Canadian origin popular across North America.[citation needed] It is a bar dessert which requires no baking and is named after the west coast city of Nanaimo, British Columbia. It consists of a wafer crumb-based layer topped by a layer of light vanilla or custard flavoured butter icing which is covered with melted chocolate made from chocolate squares. Many varieties exist, consisting of different types of crumb with different flavours of icing (e.g., mint, peanut butter) and different types of chocolate. Two popular variations on the traditional Nanaimo bar involve mint- or mocha-flavoured icing."

I say a Nanaimo Bar is a vile and disgusting coagulation of sugar, particularly the minty one.

Oh... I meant... 'where' are the LHs?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 11:29 PM

Okay, I'll bite. What is a Nanimo Bar? I've been to Nanimo and I don't remember any particular drinking establishments OR accretions of sand worthy of naming a cookie after.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 09:00 PM

Yo! E2 er Yer Galactic Overbearing Twaddle er whatever tha fuck ya call yerself. Piss off eh? Bend over and take Ison up yer ass at megaspeed fer all I care. Flin Flon Fuck You Manitoba style... while the blackflies and skeeters from the land of a billion lakes are bitin yer ass.

Oh, yeah... speakin a blackfly and skeeter country and bendin over, here are the LHs in all their glory and shamne?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 05:28 PM

The last GUEST was me. I'm learning to use an iPod.

Yes, Pat and I are really going to Churchill, Manitoandba in February to study the aurora borealis. I've purchased my longies (lower part), my gloves, my glove liners will rent the parka, boots, and pants. I think I'll get some googles and a good facemask, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, Galactic Overlord's Evil Twin, Infinite Emp
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 02:24 PM

Let me introduce myself. I am the Galactic Overlord's "evil" twin, the Infinite Emperor, Lord of All Dimensions, Bringing of Joy in Evil, Proctor of the Sniggering Masses, Imperator of All Created and Uncreated.

You may address me as "Lord of this worm, your sniveling and lickspittle slave, (state your name)."

I only deign to post here because my foolish twin has done so. He will be dealt with, as there can be but One. Look to the skies, for what you call "Ison" is in Truth my twin, who is being cast into the flames of you star.

I expect that you will be grateful for this small time of Fame.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 02:08 PM

Hell, Manitoba is. I can say Winnepeg because Mum isn't here. (Don't tell her I said that.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 12:49 PM

Thursday, Surprise Mum Day, a dozen white and a dozen red roses so Mum could have two vases - living room and kitchen. Then, supper was fresh cooked lobster. Saturday, BDay, three packs of Macedamia nut cookies, two small fruitcakes, two cans of Shediac Bay lobster, a new 4X magnifying glass with LED light, a 600g box of frozen mini-eclaires, and a simply but well stated card. And a lot of hugs, of course. Now... the cookies were her idea. SiL hase been known to bake 120 dozen - no shit, 1440 - cookies and many, many pans of desserts such as Nanimo Bars and the like and various types of fruit cakes. She does this starting in late November. She freezes a lot of these in large plastic containers. BUT, each container contains various types of goodies (and I use that term loosely). Ya know what a cookie that sits in these containers, especially unfrozen, for any length of time tastes like. Kinda like what they are supposed to taste like plus all the other fuckin cookies. When SiL visited on BDay, Mum told her about all the cookies and fruitcake and that Penny SiL needn't bake any cookies for her for Kissmeass. Sly as a fox Mum is.

I must go get some cashews for her. The wind is dry and cold... it's a Blistex here. I know she's cashewless and she ain't goin out so that might perk up her day eh.

Bored? Why, yes I am, actually.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 12:26 PM

Hell is Manitoba?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 06:58 AM

Rap... hell actually does freeze over. You can even leave your rosary home on accounta Billybob can't get up thru the frozen tundra.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Nov 13 - 08:08 PM

So what should I know about Churchill, MB in early February?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Nov 13 - 12:38 PM

Trying to sit still in frigid temperatures is a challenge, and if you have to go to the bathroom at half-time it takes ages to get through the clothing and outer gear to take care of business. You made a wise choice!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Nov 13 - 11:27 AM

Notre Dame 23, BYU 13.

Colder than a miser's heart in the stadium; I left before the half. Well, it wasn't the temp (25F) but the wind cut right through you and all you were wearing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Nov 13 - 07:21 AM

SRS... YOU are a smart shopper!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Nov 13 - 02:45 PM

Just what code are you trying to meet? They block all I need them to. This is from the tags:

Solar Shield
Non-Polarized fits over
Blocks 100% UVA/UVB
NSI Z80.3 - 2010 meets strictest UV blocking requirements
Distributed by Dioptics, a Division of FGX International, Smithfield, RI 02917

As importantly, they don't break the pocketbook.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Nov 13 - 05:39 AM

SRS... do they meet code? From the Fitovers website :

Amber
Luminous Transmittance Value (Tv) = 14%

?Polarization reduces glare
?UV400 protects against UVA & UVB
?Blocks 99.9% of all reflected glare
?16% visible light passes through lenses to the eyes.
?medium to dark brown/yellow tint
?Blue Value 0.83, (greater than .40 passes)
?Ideal for bright sunny days and overcast conditions.
?Class 1 optics requirements and passes ANSI. Z80.3:2008; EN 1836:2005 (A1:2007), and AZ/NZS 1067:2003 (A1:2009).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Nov 13 - 12:06 AM

I'm a sucker for the fancy Kenmore's at Sears. I don't need the hugely-high-end monstrosities that some places sell. Keeping up with the Joneses.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Nov 13 - 11:57 PM

ALlen&Heath Audio mixer4, not the cake-batter type. I remember licking those blades when Mom made chocolate frostying. Mmmmhmmmm! But mine just mixes signals, including effects like echoes, reverb and so on, on a number of differe4nt buses. Very fancy on a small scale for home studio use. Only one Auxiliary send, for example, for each channel, where a big operation might have six or seven Aux sends for each channel, so you can blend a select set of outputs for each artist to monitor, for example, And only one FX can be selected at a time, but it can be attached by degrees or not to each channel.

All of which is several steps removed from what I intend to end up being, just a soulful soul with a sole guitar and maybe a few angels singing harmony.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Nov 13 - 09:13 PM

Iffen you bought it new why didn't you yell at the company about the warranty? Once Frigidaire was a good brand, but it would be my last choice these days.

We're talking about a new fridge to replace the Amanna we bought 20 years ago. Probably something in basic white with a bottom freezer. But who knows? We may replace the washer first, since the crick is friz over and that hard water is tough on the clothes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Nov 13 - 05:35 PM

SRS... I don't do internet transactions. But, I appreciate your help.

THE NEW FRIDGE IS HERE! THE NEW FRIDGE IS HERE! It doesn't snap, crackle and pop! The freezer freezes! -19C!!! It's one cubic foot bigger but the shelving arrangement sucks so it isn't as spatially convenient as the 18 cubic feet piece of fucking shit that was taken away BUT this one WORKS! It won't wake me up at night with the snap, crackle and bang and so by piss me off so much that I can't go back to sleep. It won't piss me off every time I open the freezer compartment because there won't be a half inch of frost on everything just a month after I defrost the "frost-free SOB". This is a Maytag. I had a "Frigidaire... leave it there".

The Frigitair was deleivered Nov 23, three years ago. Cost a penny, Cost a lot more pennies in grief.

Happy dance time!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Nov 13 - 03:53 PM

gnu, Amazon has a pair at 1/10th the price.

Amos, Mixer or mixer?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Nov 13 - 10:05 AM

Where do you park all of those buses?


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