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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 06:09 PM

I think it's cream-filled, with chocolate and sprinkles on top.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 04:29 PM

Judging from the inhabitants, I would say glazed.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 04:01 PM

I've seen theories postulating a torus shape for the universe...

My question is, if the universe is a doughnut, is it plain, sugared or glazed?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 03:45 PM

You mean the universe is a donut?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 01:05 PM

I knew there was a reason for posting that bit about black holes...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 12:33 PM

I once dined with R. Fuckminster Buller, Rapaire. We went to Tim Hortons, had a sandwich, coffee, and a donut each, and discussed Las Vegas showgirls. The wisdom that poured out of that man in a half hour of discourse was profound, let me tell you. I will forever treasure the memory.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 12:17 PM

I am sorry, but I already have as much information on your "circles" as I can tolerate, including the ones under your eyes, the ones in which you run, and the ones governing various biological processes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 12:10 PM

Normally I don't mention them, as such is simply accepted in my circles. But you asked: would you like more information on my misspent life?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 11:28 AM

I am awestruck by your intellectual tokens of accomplishment, sir. Even though modesty is not one of them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 11:27 AM

"A budding new paradigm is that black holes?in a dance of mutual self-regulation?may influence almost everything about galactic origins, growth, form and ultimate fates. They are not just the overstuffed kernels in the middle of galaxies. For reasons not fully understood, it appears that the sizes of central black holes and the masses of their galaxies, especially the central bulges, are almost perfectly in step.

The relation has become clear only since the late 1990s. Even the halo mass of dark matter?the mysterious invisible stuff that seems to make up more than 80 percent of all matter?around galaxies seems correlated with the size of supermassive black holes in galactic centers. That is a surprise. And when the black holes stop growing, galaxies themselves appear to stop evolving. "Now, we think we cannot understand galaxies without understanding black holes," says Abraham "Avi" Loeb, director of the Institute for Theory and Computation at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics in Cambridge, Mass."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 10:55 AM

I was an invited speaker at a Conference held at Girton College, Cambridge. And I have spoken at other Conferences too and I've even published professional articles. And I've dined with R. Buckminster Fuller, in private. So there, Mr. Smarty-Warty-Pants.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 10:54 AM

26462 +0


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 10:25 AM

26462 (minus 1)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 10:23 AM

Casmbridge Auto Body, on FIfth Street? Or the Cambridge Fish and Chips?

You did not say it modestly. There's no sense pretending to modesty you do not have.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 08 - 09:22 AM

Well, she got married, opened a bakery, had three sons, put up with a shit of a husband until he tried an armed robbery and then divorced him. Now she works at the Library and I (and her parents) and trying to get her to go get her MLS (her father is retired from the UU library and is a former trustee of the Salt Lake City PL).

By the way (he said modestly), I was once an invited speaker at at Cambridge.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 10:47 PM

There must be some story there, from Cambridge to Pocatello. Probably took a couple of missteps in between the two, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 09:14 PM

And by the way...the translation was provided by one of our staff, who holds a BA in German and advanced work in German Literature with a Fellowship at Cambridge. (Yeah, the one in England...punting on the River Cam...Isaac Newton...King's College...Steven Hawking? That Cambridge? The English university that's not Oxford?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 09:03 PM

No, the second is the motto of our Library target pistol team. It was adopted to remind them that when they load the pistol magazines the pointy end of the bullet goes to the front.

Kinda like that sign on your bedroom wall, Amos: "Toes Go In First."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 08:14 PM

"With stupidity the gods themselves are doomed to wrestle."

"Points show forward".


I guess the former, which I have Anglicized, is self-explanatory. The latter must be the German equivalent of "tits up" I suppose.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 07:17 PM

Somebody take away his verdamt Babelfish bookmark, huh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 07:12 PM

Spitzen zeigen Vorwärts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 07:08 PM

Mit der dumheit kämpfen die götter selbst vergeben.

You may quote me on that if you wish.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 06:59 PM

You should have that one mounted on a bronze plaque on your own desk, Amos, as a constant reminder. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 06:48 PM

"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and
Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."


There ya go, LH.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 06:47 PM

MWahahahaha!! Those guys are really good!! But, come on, Hawk. You know damn well that ain't CHinga, and that ain't Chongo, neither. The chimpette is far too ugly, and the chimp far too good-looking. Jeeze, you really stretch a long bow sometimes, man. Know what I mean?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 05:39 PM

We have it now, folks. Photographic proof of the existence of that slut, Chinga. Watch this revealing video. Most of it concerns Chongo himself cracking wise with the bartender at the well-known club "The Monkey Bar" in Chicago....but who should appear for a few brief seconds at the beginning? Chinga. She is heard talking at 0:05, then appears at 0:06, and it is clear that she is talking on the phone to a would-be "john" who ain't got the cash to afford her dubious favours. (She's also smoking right under a "no smoking sign!) All I can say is, that bird on the phone has got to be pretty damn short on funds, cos I've heard that she'll do it for a fiver. He's also gotta have no taste at all when it comes to women. Her blonde hair is 100% phony, just like the rest of her game.

Check it out:

Chinga caught on film!

Chinga can also be seen in the background in other scenes, sitting at her table with an unknown chimp companion. There is no indication in the film that she or Chongo know one another or have any interest in one another, though they are in the same bar that evening.

It is plain that Chinga is nothing more than an ambitious pro skirt on the make who is looking to get some coin off Chongo now that he's become famous for being the first primate candidate for president of the USA. She's in it for the money, folks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 04:39 PM

BTW - the Dutch/Manatee plot against the dry world seems to be succeeding - Have you seen the pictures from Venice?

My parents left just in time!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 04:14 PM

It was another one of Little Hawk's jejeune fantasies, Rapaire. They keep leaking into the World, like miasmic odors from an over-full septic tank.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 04:03 PM

Why would you want to be under deep covers with Palin?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 03:51 PM

Is anyone really sure Palin isn't Natasha in deep cover?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 03:48 PM

Yes, that is truly the most shocking thing I can recall happening since...since...well, in a very long time. Something has GOT to be done about that Palin woman!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 03:47 PM

It was that imaginary Vice President, Sarah Palin who done it, MM. All of WOnderland is in mourning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 03:45 PM

And to top it all off, According to the news someone assassinated Bullwinkle!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 03:44 PM

"How many of ye are down in that hole?" asked the Irish foreman.
"Three," came the answer.
"Well, half of ye come up!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 03:41 PM

I go away on a little time travel and on return I'm reeling...

Mae West on steriods - the mind boggles.

And the whole Chinga/chongo thing has me so confused. If Chongo isn't real, then how can Chinga be his sister? But Didn't Blake Madison share a couple of Cases with Chongo? So maybe Chongo *is* real and Chinga isn't. Except I've heard to much about Chinga....no one makes up stories like that.

The next thing you know someone is going to claim that Mylie Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person. (Then how come they did a tour together? I mean, they were both onstage at the same time, weren't they?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 03:40 PM

We here in the US, LIttle Hawk, are still celebrating our recovery from a bad case of electile dysfunction.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 03:39 PM

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I blew up eight miles of British rail, I shot at five British soldiers, I burned down two British Custom Houses...."

"Would ya stop talkin' politics and get on with yer sins, man?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 03:35 PM

I'll go tell MOM to take off the vest. She looks like Mae West on steroids in that thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 03:13 PM

BE fair, Little Hawk. It is true I alone am responsible for documenting Chinga's colorful history, and CHongo's sordid role in it. But you have no evidence at all for your scurrilous aspersions, sir, nor could any such evidence exist, as the entire dirty fairy-tale is a putrid figment of your own gutter-bound imagination.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 03:11 PM

Amos is employing his usual smokescreen of bafflegab and disinformation, trying to distract the public from focusing on something much closer to home, his recent sordid affair with a sluttish female chimp who runs a bordello in Milwaukee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 01:59 PM

It's just Rapaire, MM, no "they" there. He tried to claim ownershuip of the whole clutch of women who can be seen on the WFT site linked upthread. But then he retreated into a babble of semantic justification.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 01:20 PM

i'VE BEEN AWAY (IN 1842) SO HAVE BEEN PERUSING AND CATCHING UP WITH THINGS. (damn capslock!)

Anyway - to digress....

woman rustlers.

They are rustling WOMEN now? Wasn't it bad enough when we only had to contend with cattle rustlers and horse rustlers? Now they are rounding up and stealing WOMEN? This cannot go on!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 01:11 PM

Has the boat stopped rocking now that the weekend has passed? Can MOM take off her flotation device?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 09:56 AM

Now you've done it for sure, Rapaire--opening the MOAB to Paddy jokes. For shame!!!!

"Good evning, Ma'am. Be ye the widder Brannigan?"

"Sure, I am Mrs Brannigan, but no widder."

"Ah. Well, jes' wait til ye see what they're bringing up the stairs..."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 09:27 AM

Then they don't have a file on me. My wife never changed her from her maiden name and she forced me (at gunpoint) to keep my own as well.

"Sure now, Mary, and why wasn't Sean at Mass this morning?" asked the Irish priest.

"Ah, Father, Sean died last night."

"Ah, Mary, and sudden was it?"

"That it was, Father, that it was."

"And did he have any last words, Mary?"

"He did, Father. He said, 'Mary, now put the gun down.'"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 02:07 AM

I see that you and your sawd=off companion are quick with the glib answer, but even though this is so, I suspect you are, indeed, woman rustlers at some point in your lives, perhaps in the last few years.

The WTR will know for sure. The Women Texas Rangers have a file on every woman rustler that ever forced a maiden to change her last name.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Nov 08 - 11:24 PM

That I do, and I am always happy to render assistance to those less fortunate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 08 - 10:15 PM

"Our women" is used in the same sense as one would use "our gallant fighting men" or "our daughters and sons" or "our songs" -- indicating a metaphorical collective possession rather than indicating actual individual ownership (which, given the unconstitutional nature of slavery and my own repugnance to it, would make me a criminal deserving of the harshest punishment).

I realize, of course, that Things Are Different in California and so I took the time to explain my usage of the phrase. If you are in further need of education and enlightenment, may I refer you to my esteemed colleague Mr. Little Hawk? While not particularly intelligent he usually attempts to do an adequate job of education and enlightenment whenever he is sober.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 08 - 09:56 PM

Well, you ar ethe one who is claiming ownership of these women, Monsieur; ownership, I might add, which none of them acknowledge. So I scarcely think you have grounds for threatening me. Perhaps, having metaphorically rustled the women of the WFT, you are projecting guilt?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 08 - 09:13 PM

You mean the Em Pee El Connected With A Rocker of the Library, a brand registered with the Idaho State Brand Board and which, if you were to use it here in Idaho I would be justified in stringing you up to the nearest tree and/or telegraph pole and/or gatepost?

Or do you mean something else which escapes my recognition?


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