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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 06 Jan 12 - 08:48 PM
Acme 06 Jan 12 - 07:53 PM
GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge 06 Jan 12 - 06:37 PM
Donuel 06 Jan 12 - 02:23 PM
Amos 06 Jan 12 - 01:58 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 06 Jan 12 - 01:18 PM
Little Hawk 06 Jan 12 - 12:55 PM
Rapparee 06 Jan 12 - 12:40 PM
Little Hawk 06 Jan 12 - 12:21 PM
Amos 06 Jan 12 - 12:07 PM
Acme 06 Jan 12 - 11:46 AM
Rapparee 06 Jan 12 - 10:35 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 06 Jan 12 - 01:25 AM
Little Hawk 06 Jan 12 - 01:12 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 06 Jan 12 - 01:07 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 06 Jan 12 - 01:03 AM
Little Hawk 05 Jan 12 - 11:59 PM
Amos 05 Jan 12 - 11:14 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 05 Jan 12 - 10:25 PM
Little Hawk 05 Jan 12 - 04:23 PM
gnu 05 Jan 12 - 04:10 PM
Amos 05 Jan 12 - 03:52 PM
Little Hawk 05 Jan 12 - 03:29 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 08:48 PM

Ja. Het zou eveneens meertalig helpen te zijn. And irresponsibly literate, conversant in esoteric matters such as ontology, epistomology, comparative Apache folklore, n-dimensional topology, abnormal psychology, geography, odd corners of chemistry and physics, and overall polite and civil to others with whom you might disagree. In brief, don't be like that thick-handed, oafish, boorish, off-key San Diegan whose buzz the witty and fair annoys yet wit ne'er tastes and beauty ne'er enjoys.

I can say that because I'm Mom's favorite.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 07:53 PM

I enjoyed it also, but as Amos suggested, I let it play in the background. As long as you're clear what this thread is for - put on the silly hat, get out the sparklers, a good dictionary, and have at it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 06:37 PM

It is really quite enjoyable and uplifting music. Better than I would have expected. I don't think Winston would like it, but that's hardly of consequence, is it? He has dreadful taste in most matters of art and culture. If it were not for his money and his ruthless disregard for other's opinions, he'd have almost no redeeming features whatsover.

* PR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 02:23 PM

Little Hawk.

Perhaps collaboration
is the exception and not the norm which is fine.
New musical forms would be nice to hear.
Just like a single A is nice
but when joined by C and E, divine.

Over the years I've asked many times.
I even offered to pay.
One can do so much.
but together
its a brand new day.






Gfs TOttally tubular man, the picture turned into a watercolor


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 01:58 PM

GfS, welcome to MOAB; be warned that there is an air of insufferable solepcism that creeps into the vents of Mom's place like a wicked night vapor, and when it gets bad it leaves us wheezing for several hours of a morning. Most days, though, it is suppressed. We haven't figured out what the key is that brings it out of the woodwork. Maybe the wind shifts or something, and something died under the north end of the house. I dunno. That's where Rapparree's room is, though, so go figure.

LH, and GfS, I understand that instantaneous moment of whole-cloth creation, like a full-armed goddess popping out of her father's forehead ready for battle. It only happens when the normal universe can be tricked into shutting up for a few moments.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 01:18 PM

Thank You Amos. If you read the comments, below the video, I credited both you and Little Hawk for kickin' me in the ass to finally post it!..So thank you twice!...both of you!

How did you like "My Lady"..or at least the guitar work? I used an electric while the other Michael used an acoustic. The electric is a custom-built for me at the factory, Strat, left hand, but strung right. In other words, you could play it, but the body is left handed. I play upside-down and backwards..well, at least on that guitar. My 335 is strung the opposite, so it would be upside down to you...but it is a regular right hand guitar. The Strat is made of solid Brazilian Rosewood, when it was legal to import(I've had that ax for over 30 years), so the sustain was absolutely crisp and very 'bell-tone' like.

Hey, thanks for listening..and thanks to Little Hawk for giving you the 'heads up'!

Stilly, relax..I already posted it above the 'line' last night...and Little Hawk is correct, I DO like the company here!!
Next thing I might even do, is post it amidst a stupid political argument/rant!..(wink)

GfS

P.S. What a great idea!!...All men are created equal....and those who doubt themselves, get into politics!


GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 12:55 PM

As well they should.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 12:40 PM

Deep down inside, all of my creations like each other.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 12:21 PM

I think he's here because he likes the company, Stilly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 12:07 PM

BitterSuite:Joy is a lovely polyphonic piece, Michael. I can see how it would be a crowd-pleaser.

It's more comfortable as background music, for me, than something full of hard turns and figured passages. Very nice work.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 11:46 AM

I still think GfS is hiding his light under a bushel basket by burying his matters of substance over here in our massive BS thread. If someone starts a thread for your stuff, will you post it over there so other people can see it? We don't need just everyone wandering in here looking for stuff like MUSIC, after all . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 10:35 AM

You haven't been called a Republican, a plagiarist, a scalawag, a word thief, and other, even worse, things yet.

But I have, and yet I created Everything. Sometimes my creatures are bad and naughty, but I keep them in my thoughts because I am All-Merciful and can forgive them their trespasses.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 01:25 AM

Anyway you'd like...
If you heard 'My Lady" you can see why I dug your voice, and I still have some you could sing. i used to sing...but.......

Oh, and thank you for the kind words!.....
..I'm not used to them on here!...(wink)!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 01:12 AM

Yeah, I meant "write". I'm not used to co-writing with people at long distance, though. That would be a whole new thing. What I like to do is sit down in the same room, get the instruments out, and see what happens.

I think Amos is a fine lyricist. He could probably work well with anyone he chose to work with.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 01:07 AM

Little Hawk: "....couple of minutes. That's how I always right songs too. I just feel "in the mood" to do so, ..and it unfolds quite quickly."

You mean 'Write'????????

Well, I offered!

GfS

P.S. Offer stands!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 01:03 AM

Here's yet another!........This is the THIRD on this thread


Shit!..Now you can HEAR what I've been talking about, in regards to focusing on music, instead of 'politics'!!

Little Hawk, You want to work lyrics up??...I'll be more than privileged to help you!....maybe Amos, too....but I'll have to think about that!...wink!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 11:59 PM

For some reason I was in the mood for composing this afternoon, Amos, and I came up with those rhymes about the Foo in a couple of minutes. That's how I always right songs too. I just feel "in the mood" to do so, I start writing, and it unfolds quite quickly.

Take a look at GfS' recent links to his music. It's on Youtube. If you look the first of the two links up, you will at last find out what GfS really looks like! (pretty much like you'd expect a Mudcatter to look...) and the music is good too. It's a very harmonious kind of orchestral music...would make good meditation and contemplation music to take a person inside themselves.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 11:14 PM

Oh, beautifully penned, good Hawk, I commend you on your sense of scansion and wry rhymeing. Did you write it?

You ought to add a verse about the dangerous consequences of trying to wash off Foo shit. It is non-toxic until you try to remove it, at which point, it becomes lethal. Hence the old saying.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 10:25 PM

Hey folks...and folkies...here's another one......older....

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 04:23 PM

The Foo is such a pretty bird
He only sings in June
He lives on bread and sealing wax
And hovers neath the Moon

On sultry nights when all is still
One hears the whispering wings
Of flocks of Foos which overhead
Bear tidings of the Spring

They tarry not, but homeward beat
To nests tucked in the wold
Whose sides are crafted cleverly
In threads of purest gold

No dullard is the Foo! He lives
For art and art alone
He seeks the greater mysteries
Of Heav'ns vaulted throne

He travels fast upon the wind
And when October comes
He gathers with his fellow Foos
In swarms that block the sun

Then southward turns the Foo at last
Another summer gone!
And leaves us here to wonder when
He may return anon


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 04:10 PM

Minds me of the moose shit jewelry that somebody was selling here years ago. Sprayed with a laqcuer, of course. Saw it in the newspaper... nowhere else.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 03:52 PM

Hey, man, I just calls it like I sees it. If the Foo shits, wear it!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 03:29 PM

Oh? I thought they were into latte'...and gay marriage.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 03:22 PM

Amos will be happy to teach you about birching, LH. He's from SoCal and they're all really into stuff like that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 02:25 PM

OH, Amos! I just get thrills and chills up and down my spine when you point out to me the error of my ways, rather like a kindly father figure advising a callow adolescent who has strayed from the path of virtue. ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 02:13 PM

Carol Burnett... sexy! Smart, funny, talented and... and...

As for the cat litter, ya can say it outperorms other major brands but can't name any. Salesman's puffing is legal but shitting on the competition is not unless ya can prove it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 12:58 PM

Well, you may have a lesson therein, eh? It is one thing to steal great stuff, and another to generate pale imitations. Here at the MOAB we do the former; your Scots innovation was the latter.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 12:18 PM

I'm a bit miffed that "The Mither of all BS Threads" has failed tae keep up wi' this one. There's just nae respect oot there for the Scottish tradition.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 10:29 AM

Oh, dear. I suppose, since you have demonstrated by assertion that High Culture is involved, I will withdraw my remarks about Dr Parry. I am sorry. I couldn't resist the obvious play, but Stilly started it. I take it all back. I am sure he's not gay. He's probably an old sobersides.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 08:44 AM

And Chung Park is the conductor -- a great guy! Just nuts enough to be the conductor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 11:57 PM

Not only is Dr. Parry on the Symphony Board, but Carol Burnett is the president of it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 11:42 PM

Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of shit
Forty blind Republicans were having such a fit
Forty-seven Democrats all gathered round to sing
What a wretched dish that was to set before the King!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 10:40 PM

THIS is important legal news!!!!
        
Jan 4, 10:22 PM EST

NY judge: No lives left for cat litter commercial

NEW YORK (AP) -- A New York federal judge says the Clorox Pet Products Co. must stop airing a cat litter commercial that unfairly seeks supremacy over a competitor and makes "implausible" claims about a test involving feces in a jar.

The Clorox ad was aimed at Church & Dwight Co. Inc.'s Arm & Hammer brands of cat litter. It claimed the jar test proves Clorox's Fresh Step cat litter outperforms Church & Dwight's products.

The judge found it "highly implausible" 11 panelists would "stick their noses in jars of excrement and report 44 independent times that they smelled nothing unpleasant." He found the claims "literally false."

Oakland, Calif.-based Clorox says it's disappointed in Tuesday's ruling. It says it defends the ad's truthfulness.

A message left Wednesday with a lawyer for Princeton, N.J.-based Church & Dwight hasn't been returned.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 10:30 PM

Actually, he has five kids and is on the board of The Symphony.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 10:16 PM

I can see it clear as a bell...the medic stretching his long rubber gloves, up beyond his hand, and the rubber snapping into place...and with a wry grin, while ol' Rapparree is bent over with his drawers dropped,.."Hello..I'm Doctor Proctor"...Rapparee smiles with anticipation......

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 10:11 PM

IS he gay, Parry?

Oh sing a song of Rapparree,
No Tom or Dick or Harry,
Who takes up arms to place himself
In the hands of Doctor Parry!
A doctor known for many charms
Who's not allowed to marry,
For bold Rapparree's allied himself
With the colorful Gay Parry!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 08:21 PM

Unless he decided to go with partners named London and Berlin.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 05:30 PM

My allergist is Dr. Parry. I suggested yesterday that he take in two partners named Cutt and Thrust.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 05:25 PM

Then my terrier (Am Staff) and Catahoula mix are in "tuck" shape. And when they play, they nip, so there you have it. Nip and tuck.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 03:34 PM

A... "I believe he uses his nose."

Ahhh... I thought it was the tail thing but I was just making an (attempt) at an odd joke.

Also, beagles used for hunting regularly and are thereby trim (VERY little fat) are said to be in tuck shape or tucked. (As with other hounds... except for Dachshunds, of course.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 03:23 PM

The beagle, sir, tucks himself up. I believe he uses his nose. But never mind. If that scrawny faded ne'er-do-well contrive to worry me on numbers I know a remedy or two.

I'll drain him dry as hay.
Sleep shall neither night nor day
Hang upon his penthouse lid.
He shall live a man forbid.
Weary sev'nnights nine times nine
Shall he dwindle, peak and pine."

as the saying goes.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 03:09 PM

How do you tuck a beagle?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 02:57 PM

Not a worry in this case.
Rapparee, he is an eagle.
He flies above all mortal space
Tucked tighter than a beagle.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 02:33 PM

Ya gotta pull em up or you'll trip.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 02:24 PM

Physical Therapy. At the moment I have to do my push-ups and chin-ups one handed. My pull-ups are another story.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 02:22 PM

Physical Training? Are you reupping?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 08:44 AM

And I herewith abdicate and vacate my claim and dibs on 43334. Let Amos have it; he has so little else to give him joy in his poor, benighted life.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 08:43 AM

I'll do that, after my PT appointment.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 01:52 AM

I finallly did it.......it takes a half hour...get 'adjusted', sit back, and...

Enjoy,

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 12:22 AM

That's what I like: Galactic Overlords with a reasonable attitude...


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