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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

gnu 31 Aug 07 - 01:08 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 01:08 PM

Heheheeeelarious video, Hawk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 02:36 PM

Yes, I did allow your link to waste that much time for me. I do not concur with your assessment.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 04:08 PM

Well, I'll try and find something you do find funny. It may take some time, but I'll do a thorough search.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 04:14 PM

Actually, ole pal, the things you do and say meaning to be funny often make me laugh with pleasure. You are a funny guy, as well as a highly talented one. "Shaddup You Face" is below your own natural instincts by a good margin, is all.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 04:25 PM

What I liked about the whole video was that "Shaddup-a You Face" had been transplanted onto some classically gruff Eastern European heavies, playing their macho games with one another. I find that funny in itself. It is so incongruous imagining such a conversation taking place between such individuals. It's hilarious to me imagining a dictatorial Russian team owner or someone like that being flatly told to "shut up" by one of his own employees when he expects groveling and instant obedience. I like that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 04:49 PM

I like that, too.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 05:00 PM

Well, this is kind of cute...

Ruby talks again

Ruby is one of my favorites.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 05:25 PM

There is no place for humor in George Bush's America!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 05:38 PM

There is no place for George Bush in America's humor!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 05:46 PM

Nor is there any place for bush humor in George's America!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 06:20 PM

I always thought that people slightly older than I am, such as Rapaire, were ganging up on me. Now I realize that it really is true. The last time Rapaie claimed to be going to a library conference he was actually attending this high-school reunion. He's the one singing lead.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 07:48 PM

That was another totally dumbass, decadent, nihilistic song by the fecking Who....dedicated to the popular premise of the time that one never has to grow up at all, and hopefully never will.

Man, I hated what they were putting across, but I must admit they often did it with great panache and style. Good stage show.

Here's a video from Monterrey Pop in which those selfsame four talented idiots completely destroy their instruments AND all the sound equipment at the end of the show. I'd have enjoyed seeing them put on a desert island for that to bust rocks for about 3 years or so, till they sobered up and learned something.

The Who at Monterrey Pop

Bob Dylan never mistreated his instruments or his equipment or showed that kind of disrespect. Neither did Joan Baez or Buffy Sainte-Marie or anyone else who came out of the folk movement.

The folk music movement was about intelligence and social ideals. The rock movement, by the late 60's, was about excess, decadence, nihilism, drug addiction, and puerile self-indulgence of every kind.

My Generation is catchy-sounding, but its message stinks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 09:18 PM

The Who never represented anything meaningful to me, either. By the time they came on the scene I was a young professional, more interested in projects than in madcap eeeMo musical hijinks.

Damn shame about the guitars, though.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 10:46 PM

At least we know the Who's not on first anymore....



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Aug 07 - 10:49 PM

What?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 12:48 AM

This may be my favorite of Ruby's appearances, even though the lighting is terrible in this video.

Ruby's in a bad mood today....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 11:36 AM

She was certainly on a roll!

Ruby, don't take your love to town. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 01:50 PM

Ruby gets down!

Groovin' with the beat...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 02:53 PM

Sigh.....


In my mother's house are many mansions....



And a few apartment units, also....



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 03:09 PM

If you want me to always write at the very peak of my inspirational powers, Amos, and to write only then, just say so.... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 03:17 PM

I have a cat who swears all of the time. He usually uses the Domestic Shorthair dialect, with a Siamese accent. I know he's swearing by his body language, the look in his eye, and the insistence of his tone. It usually means he wants someone to go lie down so he can take a nap on their chest or he wants to be fed. He takes a great deal for granted, much like a teenager.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 03:29 PM

I want you to write at the peak of your inspirational powers, Little Hawk.

That's as far as I will go.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 04:19 PM

I've toiled and oiled and wrassled life....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 04:20 PM

My hands and clothes are dirty.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 04:20 PM

But I had to stop and stake this claim....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 04:21 PM

Nineteen-thousand
Three and
Thirty!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 04:33 PM

And for most men, t' would be enough;


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 04:33 PM

But they're not tough like me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 04:38 PM

So, being made of sterner stuff,

I'll nab 19-3-3-3!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 08:40 PM

Fie on your dour silences!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 08:42 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 09:03 PM

I want you to write at the peak of your inspirational powers, Little Hawk.

Thanks, man. I knew I could count on ya!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Sep 07 - 10:22 PM

Yep. That's me. Always there with the goods when it really counts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Sep 07 - 12:12 AM

Is MOM going to be a secret santa this year?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Sep 07 - 08:35 AM

Mom is a life-long Secret Santa. It's not that people don't know who she is, but her gifts are well-hidden.

Mom, I am away for the day. Please nag the boys to treat you right and keep you up.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Sep 07 - 11:22 AM

I think she'd be a marvelous Secret Santa, all things considered. Each of her most faithful contributing something to the package, from all around the world. The difficulty comes when one person is assigned Mom as their secret Santee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Sep 07 - 04:10 PM

Looks like it's just me here today, Mom. Want a sandwich and a glass of iced tea while I'm getting one for myself?

What kind?

Er, leftovers. There's some ham, and I'll scrape the mold off of the cheese--no, wait, that's Parmesian, not so good on ham sandwiches. Ham, tomato, lettuce, mayo or mustard. How's that sound? And a slice of banana bread fresh this morning for dessert.

The guys don't know what they're missing . . . this banana bread is to die for . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 03 Sep 07 - 12:36 AM

MOM, I see the boys have abandoned you and just left SRS and me to keep you up. It's always the women that do all the housework (sigh).

I see SRS gave you a nice snack a while ago, but I'm sure you'd like something else to tide you over for the night. How about a nice cup of tea and some of these lemon tarts I made using the lemons off my own tree? Special eh!

Got some nice music here too that you might like - the soundtrack from Amelie. Chanteyranger sent it to me when he was my Secret Santa last year. There you are, all nice and comfy. G'night MOM!

Now I gotta go out - it's afternoon here in upside-down land.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Sep 07 - 12:50 AM

I'll leave a bowl of my green chile stew (from the famous New Mexico Hatch chile peppers) in the fridge for later. First time I've made it myself--it came out okay. I have friends in New Mexico who buy pounds and pounds of these peppers to freeze and use through the year. They're very nice (and were roasted at the market today).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Sep 07 - 05:25 PM

Good afternoon, Mother dear. I have returned from mountain climbing.

I Climbed (clumb?) from base camp at <8,000 feet to the summit at 10,000+. Not too shabby for a poor disabled veteran who's completely out of shape, huh?

They were also running a marathon and two "ultra marathons" -- one of 50 miles and the other of 100 miles. I didn't do any of the three. The climb was plenty for me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Sep 07 - 05:32 PM

Well done. But I thought round was a shape.


Anyway, I am back, having just returned from LA and the celebration of my groandson's 1-year birthday.

A grand party. You want to see joyful bewilderment, go to a birthday party for a one-year old boy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Sep 07 - 06:26 PM

groandson's 1-year birthday

Let me guess. He groans a lot?

Sounds like fun, even with the noise. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Sep 07 - 06:42 PM

IOh, no, not groans...more like looks around with joy, bewilderment, a scowl of "Huh" like import, and bopping at things at random, and making firm announcements to the celebrants, like "BAP!" and "MAWAH!!".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Sep 07 - 06:55 PM

I went to a one-year-old's birthday party once. My father and mother and grandparents were there and I blew out the single candle without a problem. Then I am told that I decided to eat the cake no-hands.

The next year I went I another one-year-old's party, that of my brother. He too blew out the candle, and then I helped him to taste the cake, no-hands. That got me in trouble for some reason or other.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Sep 07 - 07:00 PM

Yeah...the first time you do it, you are the world's cutest kid. Next time, you're a jealous bullying sibling. Same act. There's no telling with grownups. Go figger...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Sep 07 - 07:06 PM

Yeah. Just because I wasn't going to let him up until he'd eaten it all, too.

'Sokay. A few years later he hit me over the head with a toy gun, just like we'd seen Gene Autry do in a movie. Only in the movie the guy who got hit didn't bleed all over.

Or when Mom walked into the bedroom and found her three sons "swordfighting" with the knives they'd swiped from the dinner table. She didn't put knives on the table again until we were in college -- well, she put one, at her plate, we all had to share.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Sep 07 - 07:25 PM

Ahhh. Explains a lot....



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Sep 07 - 08:51 PM

Gee, Amos. That's people say when I tell them that my mother dropped me on my head (and I have the scar to prove it). But I was about 18 months old then.

(By the way, I'll brag a bit -- the climb was done with me using ropes, pitons, etc.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Sep 07 - 08:57 PM

Hmm. Well, I just had the fun of watching an amusing movie called "For Your Consideration". It's a comedy about movie-making, made by the same people who did "A Mighty Wind". In it a hapless movie crew and producer, etc. work on filming a really dreadfully bad little movie which ends up having high Oscar hopes for at least 3 of the actors....and everybody concerned starts getting just a tad overwrought about it. ;-) I'ts a great comedy about Hollywood hype, sleazy management, bad acting, dreadful hairpieces (and you thought Shatner's was bad?), egos gone wild, and general showbiz BS and insincerity.

In it there is a really neat ventriloquism skit by a British comedienne named Nina Conti who does a delightfully whimsical weather report for a fictional morning show called "Wake Up, L.A.!" with her partner "Monk" (a monkey hand puppet). So I looked her up on Youtube.

Check this out:

Nina and Monk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Sep 07 - 09:09 PM

Did I mention that I made the climb twice?


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