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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 09:14 PM

Have you taken a p, Amos? Isn't it "Lapp dancing"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 07:47 PM

If the U. of T. Engineers are such right wing nutballs why are they ivoking the spirit of Lapland;s animistic mystic music? Probably someone told them it was a phrase connected with Lap dancing and they took it the wrong way.

(Sorry, Still, but every good pun is doomed to be the victim of cognitive kleptocracy at least three times, as every good memeophile knows)



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 06:35 PM

Had to be? How so? Second-guessing the singularity? Oh, my!! :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 04:05 PM

Of course there was something before the big bang. Had to be. I've always imagined a kind of humongous dust kitten.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 03:59 PM

A young lady and I, back in my college days, got involved in a Big Bounce and a Big Bang. More deponent sayeth not.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 03:08 PM

I knew it!! Evidence of cosmos before the big Bang.

Not only that but there is theoretical support for the existence of what I long ago (1994?) labeled "spations", the indivisible units of space itself. This is breathtaking.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 01:43 PM

Oh, and this is also the end (the day after, I think) of the second Eid celebration , Eid Al-Adha, a commemoration of Abraham's willingness to honor God by slaughtering his own son, but then not having to do it. Muslims everywhere celebrate the day by not killing their children and by slaughtering various sheep of sufficient quality. It's nothing to us, but it could be very hard on Ewe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 12:35 PM

Reminds me of a bit of stuff from Catholic School: "Hey, Senor! My name is Jesus. You want to meet my mother? She virgin."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 11:40 AM

Jolly Día de Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe to you all--may all your Virgins be toasty and warm.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 10:20 AM

Oh, he does. It's informal, but anyone who knows Rottweilers gets it. Then, when you come in at 6 or 7 and offer to make amends by cooking up some bacon, all is forgiven, and he restores tenancy in good faith until next time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 09:12 AM

Doesn't he have to give you notice before eviction?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 09:07 AM

HE evicts you. Like all evictions, a messy process inviolving great diligence and patience. USually, he can complete the process and have complete ownership of the floor of said kitched by 2 or 3 AM.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 08 - 09:03 AM

I wasn't aware that Rottweilers were allowed to own kitchen floors in the US. Must be a California thing. Do you have to ask permission from the dog to use the kitchen? Usually dogs LIKE you to prepare food and do kitchen-y things. What happens if the dog doesn't like what you're fixing?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 11:10 PM

One ting I like about this thread--your most accidental literary allusions get gobbled up faster than a slice of bacon on a Rottweiler's kitchen floor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 11:00 PM

Better to have dopplered and lost than never to have dopplered at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 10:58 PM

I guess so.

MAB? Is MOM a fairy queen now?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 07:19 PM

Fortunately text does not provide aural dissonance. And good friendships and good humor--the sort at which MAB excels--are usually quite rich with cognitive resonance. Except when Rapaire writes sometimes the cogniticve resnance suffers from a Doppler effects.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 06:49 PM

How about noncognitive dissonance? Or cognitive sonance?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 05:30 PM

As Amos has suggested, the one thing that we simply cannot have around here is cognitive dissonance! Heaven forfend.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 05:30 PM

If vegetarians eat vegetarians, then they aren't vegetarians, are they?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 04:54 PM

Vegetarians should be aware that they are what they eat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 04:42 PM

Mom!!

Stop worrying about drooping!! Don't you know that you become what you resist???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 01:36 PM

I don't think you can claim both the perfect symmetrical palindrome AND the Mark of the Beast in one post, Rapaire; the cognitive dissonance is likely to crash the server and bewilder all the Joe Clones.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 12:38 PM

Dibs on 26662 and 26666!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 12:28 PM

The post I recently made on polish types was 26,600. Another Century of BS!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 11:38 AM

At the University of Toronto, in Toronto, Canada the most conservatively-minded students have, since time immemorial, been found in the engineering faculty. Yes, the engineers seem to be the natural supporters of every rock-headed, reactionary conservative policy and attitude one could care to mention. If they were Americans, they'd all be Young Republicans, I guess... ;-)

At any rate, the engineering students at U. of T. have a little newspaper they put out, in which they engage in puerile humor of a rather vulgar sort and in which they write short articles attacking liberals and generally bolstering up their sophomoric sense of identity and solidarity.

That newspaper is called "Toike Oike". (toy-kee-oyk)

They also have a little theme song that they sing at their meetings and at athletic games. It goes:

Toike Oike!
Toike Oike!
Ollum te chollum te chay!
School of Science!
School of Science!
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!


That song sums up all you will ever need to know about U. of T. engineers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 11:13 AM

Yoiks!!!

("An important part of the Lapp culture is the music. Lapp music is often connected with the traditional "yoik" which is the oldest and best known musical form. The "yoik" is a combination of using your voice both to sing the lyric and to use it as an instrument. You find the "yoik" all over Lapland with some variations in style. The "yoik" often depicts situations, persons and animals.

The "yoik" has not always been accepted by society. In connection with the christening of the Lapps, "yoiking" was concidered a sinful practice. Many Lapps even adopted this view. But nowadays the "yoik" has been accepted by most. Now it's even accepted in church.")

I dunno--it kind of reveals their pagan roots to think they tolerate yoiking about in church...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 10:03 AM

Also don't confuse Pole dancers with Lap dancers. (Sami to some).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 09:33 AM

Don't confuse the metal pole-ish types, like Swanno the Fireman, with the metal polish types, like Juanita the Illegal Immigrant and KAzinsky the Car Detailer. A world of difference awaits you. But if you enter therein, you will never be the same again. Not that you ever were before, either.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 09:25 AM

They come, of course, from Pole Land. That's where the North, South, East, and West Poles are, along with barber poles and fire poles and pole-er bears and the magnetic poles and pole dancers and even metal pole-ish are.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 01:01 AM

Yes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 08 - 12:23 AM

More like barbershop singing in support of the poles.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 08 - 09:11 PM

Polish barbershop singing?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Dec 08 - 08:07 PM

Barbershop with the pole.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Dec 08 - 05:54 PM

As a gentleman, it behooves me--nay, it is my bounden duty--to present to my fellow music lovers here on the MOAB one of the most appropriate and best-executed works of a cappella four-part harmony singing I have ever heard. This one's for you, Spaw--the father of Mudcat BS Everywhere.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 08 - 04:02 PM

Thank you for your kindness. You are a gentleman.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Dec 08 - 03:46 PM

Ah, I thought as much. Thanks for the compliment; I will alert you instanter should a reciprocal occasion arise.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 08 - 01:14 PM

That is true, Amos. For instance, I remember a couple of hundred or so posts back you were correct in something you said.   I remember I was so impressed by it at the time I made especial note of it, and I have that note somewhere here on my desk or maybe I used it as a bookmark or something. Anyway, the fact that you were actually correct made a big impression on me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Dec 08 - 10:53 AM

At least not everyone is completely, unalterably wrong in Rapaire's book. Even if he insists on having seen the Palindrome.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 08 - 08:47 AM

Yes, and it was frightening to see. Diodes all over, transistors gouged out...nasty, nasty stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Dec 08 - 11:15 PM

It probably fought with the fax machine over which was in charge of the phone line, so just as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 08 - 07:11 PM

I had a scansion once but I didn't watch it much so I sold it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Dec 08 - 06:54 PM

..nor so deaf as one who has never wondered about the sound of scansion flushing...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 08 - 06:36 PM

I've wandered about a bit in my time
Of palindromes I've seen a few
But I found it was better in every clime
To my food to thoroughly chew.

CH: Oh, I have no life to bother my wife
No liver to prove untrue,
Just take my advice
And never think twice
But thoroughly your food you chew.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Dec 08 - 01:33 PM

So oft in theologic wars, the disputants, I ween,
Rail on in utter ignorance of what each other mean,
And prate about a palindrome not one of them has seen!


It saddens me to see my MOABite sibs descend to such railing; and I am soberly reminded of the wisdom of one of the Good Books: none is so blind as he who has never wondered whether or not he can see.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Dec 08 - 01:07 PM

Well, whatever, I agree with you to not ride on it. And be sure not to step behind it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 08 - 12:59 PM

The sign said, "Ride The Tame Palindrome."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Dec 08 - 12:54 PM

You should see the poop that comes out of those hornworms (if you're a gardener, you may have already). Put it on the scale of the aerodrome/palindrome and you have a huge mess. So far they've been able to blame it on adjacent feed lots and chicken processors, but one of these days the EPA is going to get wise (after Jan. 20, one suspects).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 09 Dec 08 - 12:48 PM

batten down the hatches....this could get nasty.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Dec 08 - 12:47 PM

Unh huh. Jabberwocky. It has an element of the scorpion DNA in it.

Palindrome is related entomologically to the Tobacco Hornworm.


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