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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 May 06 - 03:13 PM

Congratulations, Moonglow!!!




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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 May 06 - 01:14 PM

I haven't posted here yet today. That is because my wife left me. She took her parents and left. Just like that yesterday. Off they went. Last night they were in Yellowstone NP and today they'll be in Grand Tetons NP.

I would rather have left with them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 May 06 - 10:35 AM

My Mudkitten Moonglow will be exposed to all in the auditorium tonight--she graduates from high school! Though she'll be dressed in a pretty silk skirt and knit top under her gown and cap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 May 06 - 10:27 AM

I had me All exposed oncet. Didn't care fer it. Never been the same since.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 06 - 11:02 PM

He has holes in his pockets, so that he has something to play with. So no, he's hardly ever out of pocket.

But he has been secreted off by the MIBK (Men In Black Kilts) from the Bank of Scotland and I, for one, feel that we should really consider possibly doing something about it maybe. I can get the Eclectic Horse Troop* of the Idaho Legion to ride to his rescue, if they ever sober up enough to know a cinch from a hackamore or their backsides from holes in the ground. Probably take about a week or so, because as windy as it's been around here the MIBK won't be moving too fast for fear the wind will tilt their kilts and Expose Their All.





*Kinda like Custer's Gray Horse Troop, only this one consists of an appaloosa, a black, a pinto, two bays, a bucksin dun, a zebra dun, three mules, a Shetland pony, a Newfoundland dog, and a jenny. Getting correct saddles is kinda iffy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 May 06 - 09:03 PM

So he's not out-of-pocket?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 May 06 - 08:02 PM

Innuendo takes a week? Maybe he was using the wrong endo...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 23 May 06 - 06:58 PM

MMario tried innuedo first, but found it just couldn't be kept up for a week....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 06 - 06:47 PM

Yes, I've had Dealings with the Bank of Scotland. Financial dealings. They are a large international bank and fully capable of dealing in yen, yuen, rubles, dollars of all sorts, ruppees, pounds, punts, marks, angels, groats, farthings, bullion, and even swapping pigs and wool. People who go incommunicado for a week or so are probably taken by Men In Black from the Bank of Scotland to a remote, desolate, secret location (possibly the Isle of Uffa) and reprogrammed into automatomistic capitalist consumers and wearers of kilts. Poor MMario! I knew him, Horation! A fellow of infinite jest...until he fell afoul of those Scots Bankers.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 23 May 06 - 03:39 PM

Dear Mom;

I am about to go incommunicado** for about a week. I will be attending the graduation of the youngest nephew (you know, the one that is taller then anyone else in the family - the brat!) and trying to de-stress. Any rumours you may hear about me and the Georgia Renaissance Festival are probably just rumours. I've got my alibis all lined up.

Try not to fall too often.




**I wanted to go incognito but couldn't get reservations.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 May 06 - 03:30 PM

Leo offered this site on another thread, but I think it is just the sort of thing we should sponsor over here at MOAB.

Crochet a coral reef in your spare time. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 23 May 06 - 03:29 PM

I surrender. I am looking for the relevant authorities to surrender to. Afte this, I hope life will leave me alone.....

BTW Rapiere, the Bank of Scotland is a big international bank, so does have interests in London. It's a UK number, as noted, but a mobile though.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 May 06 - 03:22 PM

They sit around the campfire singing Abdul Abulbul Amir.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 May 06 - 03:13 PM

I dunno what the name is of this guy you're talking about, but that fez sure is familiar...

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 06 - 12:00 PM

Shatner has a fez?? What year? Is it the E-type Fez or one of the crappy later models? What color is it?

Gee, I haven't seen a Fez on the road for years and years.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 23 May 06 - 09:59 AM

I didn't want to name any names MM. I just said "Frightening" and left it at that. The last thing I need is to be assaulted by a large Canook chimpanzee in a fez.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 23 May 06 - 09:47 AM

NO! they wouldn't, not really.



They tell their children stories about....









Shatner?!?!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 23 May 06 - 09:44 AM

Doctors are thinking about their upcoming summer vacations when they will pile their families into station wagons and head for the campgrounds, pitch tents and cook spam for breakfast over wood fires with coffee grounds boiling in a tin can hanging by a wire. Yaz, and later they will teach their childrens to properly tie on a fish hook so it won't come off the line when the "Big One" latches onto the nitecrawler.
And when the sun goes down and all is still, they will tell frightening stories, by the campfire while the owl goes ....HOOO...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 06 - 09:07 AM

No, I can't, but physcians continually threaten me: with their "Eat right." "Exercise more." "Don't drink." "Don't smoke."

Why, I damned near froze last winter! I took their advice and the alcohol level of my blood fell so low that the blood prit near froze up in my veins and cracked the engine block! Danged good thing that I managed to get up to the Legion Hovel and get 'er fixed whilst it was still slush. Poor old Jerry had his freeze up solid after listening to the doctors. Of course, we followed his last instructions and shoved him in the ice house. We use him to chill the drinks for those who can wait that long, so now he's makin' his friends happy while bein' surrounded by that which he loved so much. And not only that, but we had him skinned and made into a sidesaddle like he also wanted, so that he could be the second and third favorite things in his life.

And how in the heck am I supposed to keep up the Minimum Daily Requirements of the four or five basic food groups if I give up salt, sugar, alcohol, grease (and chocolate)?

I ask you! What are those doctors thinking?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 May 06 - 01:44 AM

Heh! I see you have the pharmaceutical industry all figured out, eh, Rapaire?

I'd watch it. They'll be arriving any day now to take you off in an unmarked van, and you'll never be seen again. You can't threaten profits in the USA!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 06 - 11:48 PM

Now it says, "Why lose your memory?" Does that have something to do with bowel detox? Would, perhaps, a fast-drying cement help you retain your crappy memories?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 May 06 - 10:43 PM

They might even be peddling it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 May 06 - 10:42 PM

Great. Now Google is pedaling "Bowel Detox" and "Carpel Tunnel Treatment."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 06 - 04:46 PM

I want to tell you about Wondercyclicillin, the latest and greatest medicine to hit the market.

Hear what Vonda O'Herrinski says about the drug they call "Wcillin": "Once I was sick and now I'm well, and I owe it all to Wcillin. And to my doctor and my pharmacist and the hospital and the lab and the x-ray, but mostly to Wcillin."

Yes, Wcillin cures genital warts, improves breathing, restores sexual vigor, provides whiter teeth and fresher breath, obliviates body odor, cures irregular menses, destroys toenail fungus, puts the sparkle back into your eyes and a smile upon your lips. "After just one dose -- one dose! -- of Wcillin I was ready to sing the lead in 'Aida'," says Curt Torres of Belle Forche, South Dakota. "My backache disappeared, I lost weight, and even my wallet was thinner."

See your doctor about Wcillin. It's cured heads of state and it can cure you!

(Not to be used by adults or children, nursing fathers, gravid or nongravid women, or mammalian creatures. Possibly side effects include, but are not limited to, Abdominal or stomach cramps and pain (severe); abdominal pain; abdominal tenderness; agitation; area rash; black, tarry stools; bleeding; blisters on mucous membranes, with fever; blistering, itching, loosening, peeling, or redness of skin; bloody or cloudy urine; coldness; burning, crawling, itching, numbness, prickling, "pins and needles" , or tingling feelings; chills; chest pain; clay-colored stools; confusion; cough; dark or amber urine; diarrhea (watery and severe, which may also be bloody); difficulty breathing; difficulty swallowing; discoloration of skin; dizziness; dry mouth; excessive muscle tone; fainting; faintness, dizziness, or lightheadedness when getting up from a lying or sitting position suddenly; fast, pounding, or irregular heartbeat or pulse; fatigue; flushed, dry skin; feeling of pressure; feeling of unreality; feeling of warmth or heat; fever; flushing or redness of skin especially on face and neck; fruit-like breath odor; hallucinations (seeing, hearing, or feeling things that are not there); hives or welts; incoordination; increased hunger; increased thirst; increased urination; inflammation; infection; irregular or fast heart rate; itching; joint pain; lack or loss of strength; large amount of fat in the blood; loss of appetite; loss of memory; lower back, side, or stomach pain; lumps; muscle stiffness; muscle tension or tightness; nausea; noisy breathing; numbness; pain; pain at site of injection; pain in calves, radiating to heels; pain, warmth, or burning in fingers, toes and legs; painful or difficult urination; a burning sensation upon urination, pale stools; palpitations; peeling of the skin; problems with memory; problems with speech or speaking; problems with vision or hearing; rash; sterility; rash with flat lesions or small raised lesions on the skin; redness; redness of skin; redness, swelling, or soreness of tongue; scarring; seizures; sense of detachment from self or body; shakiness or tremors; shortness of breath skin rash; sore throat; sores, ulcers, or white spots on lips or in mouth; soreness; stomach pain; stinging; sweating; swelling; swelling of face or neck; swelling of calves, feet, or lower legs; swelling or inflammation of the mouth; swelling or puffiness of face; tenderness; tightness in chest; innumeracy; tingling; troubled breathing; ulceration; unpleasant breath odor; unusual tiredness or weakness; vomiting; vomiting of blood; warmth; wheezing; yellow eyes or skin; fainting in coils, and horrible death. Keep this and all medicines away from children.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 May 06 - 03:28 PM

That international business world is like that. Give it a whirl!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 06 - 03:20 PM

The Bank of Scotland trusts me!!

FROM MR CHRIS S.
HEAD OF DEPARTMENT
BANK OF SCOTLAND
UNITED KINGDOM
+44-
7040112855.

DEAR PARTNER,

IN ORDER TO TRANSFER OUT (THIRTY-MILLION POUNDS STERLINGS) FROM OUR BANK HERE IN LONDON. I HAVE THE COURAGE TO LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND HONEST PERSON WHO WILL BE CAPABLE FOR THIS IMPORTANT BUSINESS TRANSACTION,BELIEVING THAT YOU WILL NEVER LET ME DOWN EITHER NOW OR IN FUTURE.

THE OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT IS MR JOHN HUGHES FOREIGNER AND THE MANAGER OF PETROL CHEMICAL SERVICE HERE IN LONDON,A CHEMICAL ENGINEER BY PROFFESSION AND HE DIED SINCE 1995.THE ACCOUNT HAS NO OTHER BENEFICIARY AND MY INVESTIGATION PROVED TO ME AS WELL THAT HIS COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT AND THE AMOUNT INVOLVED IS (30,000,000.00)POUNDS STERLINGS.

I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY INTO A SAFE FOREIGN ACCOUNT ABROAD BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY FOREIGNER,I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE AS WE DON'T KNOW OUR SELF BEFORE,BUT BE SURE THAT IT IS REAL AND A GENUINE BUSINESS.I BELIEVE IN GOD THAT YOU WILL NEVER LET ME DOWN IN THIS INVESTMENT.YOUR FULL CONTACT INFORMATION PHONE AND FAX NUMBER,NAME WILL BE NECESSARY FOR THIS EFFECT.

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.
CONTACT.
THANKS

MR CHRIS SMITH.


Just out of curiousity, why would the Bank of Scotland be in London? Can't the bank afford it's own email server, so that Mr. Smith doesn't have to use Yahoo's Hong Kong server? His country code is for the UK. Gee, I don't know whether or not to contact him. Of course, Khandu could use the money....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 06 - 01:40 PM

I could handle the hair, but I'm not sure about the leather pants.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 May 06 - 01:27 PM

Do you have enough hair to pull it out...I mean, off?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 06 - 12:24 PM

Doors? You mean I'll get to play with Robby Krieger and Jon Desnmore and Ray Manzarek? That I'll have gorgeous groupies clawing off my clothes and tossing their's at me on stage? The I will -- FINALLY! -- be recognized as a better singer than Jim Morrison??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 May 06 - 11:41 AM

Not that there is anything wrong with your personality, you understand. Just that reducing wind-resistance is always a good thing. :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 May 06 - 10:22 AM

As long as your making a list for midnight body parts, how about a streamlined personality? I understand they can be had very inexpensively - the New Age stuff in the 70's kind of glutted the market when poeple took to reinventing themselves more often than necessary.

Think of the adventures you'll have! The doors that will open and the Doerrs that will close!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 06 - 08:57 AM

Oh, dang! I sooooooooooooooooo need a new liver! New lungs, stomach, pancreas, Islets of Langerhans, spleen, cortex, epidermis, pericardium, epididymus, meninges and assorted other parts would be nice too.

(Has to do with my college days....)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 May 06 - 08:26 AM

no, I don't do internal organs. I have crocheted a horse though. and a dragon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 May 06 - 12:16 AM

Yeah, but I bet there are more bodies to be found in the cities and suburbs. And here is a really sobering site to visit: the tri-county (based in Tarrant) medical examiner's public access report.

MMario, I've been looking at that unusual craft thread. Have you ever knit or crocheted any internal organs? A pancreas or brain stem, perhaps? Or crocheted a large aubergine-colored liver or kidney? (The mother of a friend of mine used to do 3-D crochet, and I remember being fascinated by a "bowl of fruit" she rendered in thread.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 06 - 08:19 PM

Actually, hunters and farmers find more bodies than dog walkers; hunters because they go into out of the way places and farmers because city killers think that anyplace outside the city is never visited. Also because hikers and other sorts like that go off alone, never saying where they are going, and die.

Dog walkers usually find the bodies in the city or suburbs.

My in-laws are visiting....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 21 May 06 - 04:26 PM

Generally, the really stupid ones come from either a decision made in one language, and then translated, or assuming they meant one thing when they wrote another from the rest of what they put down, such they've switched Northern and Southern hemisphere seasons, and following that mistake through.

Still bloody stupid though....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 May 06 - 03:06 PM

Mom, I'll just sit here in the room with the ceiling fan and cool off a little. I dug in the garden until I'd filled the wheelbarrow once, but that included digging out a couple of stumps from shrubs I cut down four years ago. Took this long for them to rot.

It's hot out there!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 May 06 - 12:13 PM

I've been sorting through all of my Dad's murder mysteries, and tempting as some of them are, I really don't have time to read them, so I'm doing the next best thing and letting them go to other mystery readers via eBay. So far all but one batch appear to have gone to individuals who bought them for personal use. I read those jacket blurbs and see all sorts of premises for mysteries. But no one has (so far that I know of) created a dog-walking detective. Maybe someone like Nevada Barr's Anna Pigeon who moves around a lot (she to new parks in most books) this one could have a mobil lifestyle that offers up new territory.

Interesting!

I guess I'd have to sit down and write it though. That's the kicker.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 May 06 - 12:07 PM

Now, she didn't fall off.

Great idea, but I think you ought to Think Big here and aim for the Times best-seller non-fiction. Full page add in the Review of Books.

"They are everywhere. You see them every day, in your neighborhood, in my neighborhood, all through the land. They are the backbone of law-enforcement, the finders of the dead, the discoverers of hidden crimes. They are the biggest lever the police have against the dark and shadowy forces of evil.

Who are they?

The Dog Walkers.

$21.00 wherever fine books are sold."

Shake 'em up!!

This one has legs.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 May 06 - 11:56 AM

Was she off or just very very low? The door was locked, I couldn't get in.

Been doing some crime-busting this morning. During my morning dog walk I found a pile of mail from an apartment complex in the next town over. I called one number (in one bill) and the guy didn't know that any of his mail was missing. I told him I was turning it over to the county sheriff, (I called him thinking if he knew of an investigation I could call the correct law enforcement party and tell them I'd found some stuff they might be interested in). Must have seemed an odd wakeup call. Anyway, I wrote on that bill that I'd opened it, and left the rest and the sheriff came and got it. Sorted it on my stove top. No "time stamps" to give a date of mailing, but since the guy I spoke to hadn't checked his mail in a while, it could go back a couple of weeks further than the date it was stolen (if it came out of a mailbox). If it was opportunistically stolen from a mail truck, then it is all for one day. Mysteries mysteries! I remembered the street name and found the apartment complex it fits and left a message that I'd found stolen mail and turned it over to the sheriff and they should call for more information.

I hope the good samaritan role doesn't have too much complication to go with it. Will Uncle Sam be pissed off because I opened a bill not addressed to me? I hope not!

And this brings an interesting idea to mind: have you ever noticed how many stories in the newspaper of bodies found in the middle of nowhere, or bones found exposed, or discarded weapons, are always accompanied by the line "the bones [or whatever] were found by someone out walking a dog." It's like the single most useful "tool" to law enforcement, and it goes unacknowledged. All of we dog walkers who find the most bizarre stuff are there because we are 1) on daily walks that go unnoticed by the criminal class because we're not out there all day long and don't follow the same route every day or 2) we are interested at looking at some new unexplored or wild place. We walk where the walking is possible, and consequently we find off the beaten path things that humans discarded because it was also possible for THEM to walk into those areas to discard them.

I see the kernal of an article forming. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 May 06 - 05:00 AM

Aw, I left out a bracket. That's no reason to kick Mom off the page!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 May 06 - 11:52 AM

We have been told to read winter and summer, hot and cold and yes and no interchangably, to mark correct answers wrong as it wasn't the correct answer they were looking for, and mark utter gibberish corrct.

Just as an aside, Good Bunn, what the fuck are they doing? Is there a rationale for these whacky instructions?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 May 06 - 11:31 AM

Torture is supposed to have been outlawed as cruel and unusual punishment. You have grounds for a suit, Bunn!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 20 May 06 - 08:14 AM

I don not have an exciting live, I objecy most strongly to that unreasoned assumption of yours Stilly. I would have been posting endless doggeral to MOAB then, were it not for the fact I was stuck working 50 miles away.

50 miles of pointless traffic lights, and endless roadworks, with no workers, but 2/3rds of the road shut anyway. 50 miles of very full coach rides. 50 miles with the absurd marking guidlines that some supposedly clever people came up with.......


Oh yes, you know those statistics you see every now and again proclaiming that your countries teenagers are the 17th stupidest in the world this year? The tests for that are what I'm marking at the moment. Many of the kids as thick as two short planks, but the people who wrote the tests make them look like geniuses.

We have been told to read winter and summer, hot and cold and yes and no interchangably, to mark correct answers wrong as it wasn't the correct answer they were looking for, and mark utter gibberish corrct.

There are lies, damn lies, and now I'm involved in making the statistics. May moab have mercy on my soul.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 May 06 - 11:08 PM

Friday night and mom is slipping a little. It's all of those MOABites who have exciting lives and forget mom, stuck at home. . . where are they when you need them? Good thing I am home practicing my procrastination skills this evening (instead of organizing those books).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 May 06 - 07:17 PM

Don't look now--I said DON'T LOOK!--but Rap is trying to suck up to Mom again. How pathetic.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 19 May 06 - 04:31 PM

Esme - have you met the Reverand? YOu two seem to have a lot in common. Maybe you should go ice-fishing together.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Esmeralda
Date: 19 May 06 - 04:29 PM

Humph! I take comfort in the fact that you will all burn in hell for endorsing that despicable event.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 19 May 06 - 03:52 PM

You would be referring to the:

World Championship Barbeque Goat Cook-off


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 May 06 - 03:47 PM

From last month's Texas Monthly

    75 THINGS WE LOVE ABOUT TEXAS

    27. Established 33 years ago partly as a joke--Brady was struggling to find a civic-celebration theme other towns hadn't already taken--this Saturday-of-Labor-Day weekend blowout maintains a great sense of humor about itself. To say nothing of producing pounds and pounds of lean, succulent, smoky kid goat that goes down rich, smooth, and easy; the overall level of the entries is unusually high for an open cook-off. (Meanwhile, most regions of America don't even know yet that you can eat goat ?)

    By John Morthland



Just so you know.


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