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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 14 Apr 04 - 12:29 AM
CarolC 13 Apr 04 - 10:44 PM
CarolC 13 Apr 04 - 10:42 PM
Rapparee 13 Apr 04 - 10:25 PM
Acme 13 Apr 04 - 10:05 PM
Amos 13 Apr 04 - 06:57 PM
Rapparee 13 Apr 04 - 05:23 PM
GUEST,MMario 13 Apr 04 - 04:16 PM
Little Hawk 13 Apr 04 - 04:12 PM
Amos 13 Apr 04 - 03:54 PM
Rapparee 13 Apr 04 - 03:47 PM
Amos 13 Apr 04 - 03:37 PM
Rapparee 13 Apr 04 - 02:06 PM
Amos 13 Apr 04 - 01:07 PM
Rapparee 13 Apr 04 - 12:18 PM
Amos 13 Apr 04 - 10:15 AM
Rapparee 13 Apr 04 - 09:34 AM
Amos 13 Apr 04 - 09:30 AM
Rapparee 13 Apr 04 - 09:05 AM
Amos 13 Apr 04 - 08:51 AM
Rustic Rebel 13 Apr 04 - 03:30 AM
Little Hawk 13 Apr 04 - 01:13 AM
Acme 13 Apr 04 - 12:52 AM
GUEST,James T. Kirk 13 Apr 04 - 12:02 AM
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Bee-dubya-ell 12 Apr 04 - 07:38 PM
Amos 12 Apr 04 - 06:21 PM
Little Hawk 12 Apr 04 - 06:06 PM
Rapparee 12 Apr 04 - 05:36 PM
GUEST,Shlio 12 Apr 04 - 05:28 PM
Amos 12 Apr 04 - 05:14 PM
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GUEST,Malcolm Buggeroll, the Poet of the Highlands 12 Apr 04 - 04:25 PM
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GUEST,Malcolm Buggeroll, Poet of the Highlands 12 Apr 04 - 04:02 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 12:29 AM

Right on, ladies, write on!

Sigh...I jus' loves MOABbers!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 10:44 PM

Write?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 10:42 PM

With magic crayons, everybody can be Superman


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 10:25 PM

I do hope that she didn't make it Thor for you, Amos. Back then it could take a long time to cure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 10:05 PM

groan. . . that is so bad, Amos!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 06:57 PM

As my first girlfriend in high school told me after Prom Night, "You're Thor?? I can hardly thtand up!!!"

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 05:23 PM

Those who wrestled Odin ended up might Thor indeed. All the gods and goddesses would gather 'round and wish the contestants "Good Loki!" 'cause it would be a Freya match with no holds barred. Why, you could gouge eyes and even pull hair until your opponent was Baldur than anything.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 04:16 PM

Many of the Norse gods wrestled, didn't they? Thor, Loki


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 04:12 PM

You two should go to San Francisco and get married... :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 03:54 PM

Often invited, but never accepted, thanks. I can't afford to make the other Gods jealous...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 03:47 PM

You've never been invited to dinner in Valhalla, have you? And as for vanity, well, you obviously haven't met Freya. Or Baldur.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 03:37 PM

The Gods are not vain, Rapaire -- at least, not the true ones...and I don't think they wrestle, actually.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 02:06 PM

Ja, ja, Liebenscheiss, I vill debate der juice mit you. As Schiller says, "Mit der Dummheit kampfen Gotter selbst vergebens."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 01:07 PM

Ach, mein schotz, I haff not had der onner off meetink Misch Morton, budt ve mussdt dishcuss dis fixation mit der juices, ya?

Liebenscheiss


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:18 PM

Nein, nein, not der chelly roll. Vait, nein, Chelly Roll Morton, dat's different!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 10:15 AM

Vell, Rapire. perhapps you are obschessing on der natcher off juices, ya? Undt how do you feel von der Chelly Roll?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 09:34 AM

No. It was somebody else. Maybe the guy who wrote under the pen names of Edith Wharton and Bessie May Furquart.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 09:30 AM

April 2002: This guy???

The Federal Bureau of Investigation today placed James Spencer Springette on its "Ten Most Wanted Fugitives" list. Springette was charged in the Southern District of Georgia in October of 1998 for conspiracy to import cocaine hydrochloride and cocaine base, conspiracy to distribute cocaine, and conspiracy to launder monetary instruments. He should be considered armed and dangerous and an escape risk.


James Spencer Springette has allegedly been the leader of a large Caribbean-based drug-smuggling organization since 1991. He is thought to be responsible for the importation of large amounts of cocaine from Colombia which are reportedly airdropped into the Caribbean, divided into smaller quantities, and transported by couriers to Atlanta, Georgia, and other cities in the United States. He is also wanted for acts of violence including the attempted murder of
a police officer in the British Virgin Islands.


On January 30, 1999, Springette was located and arrested in Medellin, Colombia. While waiting extradition, he escaped from La Picota maximum security prison in Bogota, Colombia, on March 1, 2000 and remains a fugitive.


James Spencer Springette is described as a 5'11", 240 pounds, with brown hair and brown eyes. He was born in St. Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands, on
August 18, 1960. Springette has ties to the U.S. and British Virgin Islands, other islands in the Caribbean, Venezuela, Panama, Colombia, France, and The United Kingdom. He also has ties to the Southeast region of the United States, specifically the Augusta/Atlanta, Georgia; Norfolk, Virginia; and Miami, Florida areas. Springette speaks both English and Spanish and is known to have facial hair.


Springette uses the following aliases: Elmo Brady, Elmo Brandy, Kyle Pierce,
Elmo Spencer, Kent Worwell, Kent Worrel, Shawn Pickering, Brian Miller, Jimmy Springette, Jimi Springette, James Spencer, Spencer Springer, Efram Zoran Johnson, Everson Weberson, Spencer Springette, "Jimmy," "Juice," "Seagal," "Jimmy the Juice," and "Uncle."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 09:05 AM

As Jimmy Juice, the weird novelist wrote in his whaling classic Finny Guns Awake, "Big Momma Moab of the southern clans freed Men's minds to live in the broadest way imaginable, but way, way, too far back for Benson and Hedges, before Juicy and the Judges had given us hit numbers or Elvis had commited to Colonel Tom."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 08:51 AM

"No, I am sorry -- even if your wife is pregnant I still don't have a room. Sorry, no. Well....I suppose I could let you lodge in a bulkhead. Yes, that's be all right....and those friggin' wise guys you brought with you, too..."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 03:30 AM

Big Momma MOAB
the suckling of the boob.
Have the children become
a creative mood?
To justify a cause
all in the great Shatner's name.
Makes a vintage clause,
that suckling is the game.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 01:13 AM

It would necessarily have to be a fairly thick bulkhead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:52 AM

Beam him down, Scotty. Don't worry if he lodges in a bulkhead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,James T. Kirk
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:02 AM

AS WE BOLDLY GO WHERE NO THREAD HAS GONE BEFORE!!!!

(2601)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:33 PM

MOAB POST 2600 !!!




A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:32 PM

Get in here and post the ineluctable3, imponerable, impregnable and enviable....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:31 PM

You would have to be a damned fool to let some Fred or Otherwise Serious Entity...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:30 PM

And just so it is aBSOLUTELY CLEAR how important the MOAB is around here...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:19 PM

Hand painted Elvis on velvet, or a Keane Kid? You can have mny eye-teeth, man!! Just tell me where to send them!! I laways used to believe, thanks to Walter Keane, that we were close descendants of barn owls.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, Bubba Bubba
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 10:16 PM

Bee-Dubya, honey, I jist thought I'd mention that I ain't dead. That wasn't me in the IG Jumper what blew up and took out Seattle. I've had to lay low for a bit 'cause they were after me, but them freds have all left now and I can tell you that I'm still panting for you. I'm rounding up another labrador and will be working my way southward to you. Stay tuned, as they say............................


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 07:39 PM

I've been to Paris, but didn't see anything like a river there. There was Scotty's Diner Get Gas and the park, though. I don't think that there is a river called "Seine" anywhere in Missouri, in fact.

As for a Left Bank -- shucks, there ain't been ANY bank in Paris since Jesse and Frank James knocked over the Farmer's Bank there back in, oh 1878 or so.

There used to a an arty-type lady there who painted big-eyed kids and sad clowns on velvet. I might be able to find you one, Amos, if you'd like. Maybe even an Elvis!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 07:38 PM

Hi ya'll. Howzit hangin'? Just got in from 4-days away from home. Must sleep. Will BS later.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 06:21 PM

Ask the man who's been in one!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 06:06 PM

The Seine is the river that runs through Paris, France. It's a notable hangout for artistic types, specially the famous Left Bank.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 05:36 PM

That's what we used to get the minnows out of the creek. A seine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 05:28 PM

Where is the Seine?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 05:14 PM

Ah, Buggeroll, you have shown your true worth, and your true idenittiy, with such florid protestatiopns. I shall apprise Leedle Hock at once of my discovery!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:36 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Malcolm Buggeroll, the Poet of the Highlands
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:25 PM

Mere rhyming poetry is for pale dullards, the bookkeepers and accountants of the World of Poetry, little scuffling WoodyAllenesque nebbishes rooting around in their pathetic bag of tricks for a word to rhyme with "orange", composing poems that attempt to rhyme "oink", "boink", and "doink", while still telling a tale. Ha! I laugh at such as these.

A truly FREE spirit is not limited by such formalized conventions as rhyme, and the couplets he composes are of living flesh, not lifeless prose!

Malcolm Buggeroll (overlooking the Seine)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:18 PM

But Maaaaalcolmmmmmmm --- why dunnit RIIIIIIIIMMMMEEE????


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:18 PM

...and just why is it that the only poetry I really, really enjoy is poetry of the very worst sort, like that of our dear Mr. Buggeroll here?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:10 PM

Malcolm, from your poem I take it you're first love was dirt and rocks? Hey, I don't mind if a guy wants to make sex dirty and kinky, but the mental image of you prancing around in the Highlands, your kilt a-tilt, looking for a convenient cave or blowhole is certainly arresting. Mon, ye ca' get worms!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Malcolm Buggeroll, Poet of the Highlands
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:02 PM

Enough of this flimsy doggerel, I say! Stand aside and let a real poet speak!

Oh! How like a waterfall, this thundering bliss                
Ascending the starry steps of the trembling void
Puissant with its thousand stars and memories
And 'twas only yesterday that we tippled tea
Upon the esplanade under the Paris sky
What lofty pinnacle of storm hast thou summoned me to, my love?
And doth the plumy tendrils of thy nascent desire
Stretch forth to succour or to drown me?
So far from my first love, my boyhood Scottish moors!

- Malcolm Buggeroll (overlooking the Seine)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 03:57 PM

And just who in Hell do you think created Shatner????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 03:55 PM

No you didn't. Shatner created the World as we know it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 03:54 PM

And why not? As a devoted Solipsist I know that I created 'em, so I use 'em as I see fit. In fact, I created everything, including you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 01:57 PM

You owe me no subscription: then, let fall         
Your horrible pleasure; here I stand, your slave,         
A poor, infirm, weak, and despis'd old man.         
But yet I call you servile ministers,         
That have with two pernicious daughters join'd         
Your high-engender'd battles 'gainst a head         
So old and white as this. O! O! 'tis foul."


Yeah, man -- can I get a witness?? You certainly have a way with others' words, I must say!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 01:18 PM

Amos, I'll be as suggestive and learing as I want to be! Nyaa!


"Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!        
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!        
You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,        
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,        
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Strike flat the thick rotundity o' the world!        
Crack nature's moulds, all germens spill at once        
That make ingrateful man!"        

"Rumble thy bellyful! Spit, fire! spout, rain!        
Nor rain, wind, thunder, fire, are my daughters:        
I tax not you, you elements, with unkindness;        
I never gave you kingdom, call'd you children,
You owe me no subscription: then, let fall        
Your horrible pleasure; here I stand, your slave,        
A poor, infirm, weak, and despis'd old man.        
But yet I call you servile ministers,        
That have with two pernicious daughters join'd        
Your high-engender'd battles 'gainst a head        
So old and white as this. O! O! 'tis foul."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:33 PM

women tend more to causing a rise then rising themselves, don't they?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:33 PM

Rapaire:

Please refrain from suggestive, leering posts on this thread. Mudcat has recently been sold to ClearCast, who enjoys a zero-tyolerance policy. Be warned!

A


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