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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 25 May 11 - 03:10 PM
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Eiseley 25 May 11 - 09:48 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 May 11 - 03:10 PM

Actually, it's very much like the one this guy from Blackfoot is wearing. Silver on a purple velvet lining.

Story: Monday there was a call to the Lodge from a guy in Pennsylvania. Seems like he was digging up his garden and came upon one of these necklaces about six inches down. It was definitely from the Pocatello Elks' lodge, and he's sending it back to see what we can find out about it. It's in gold, which means that it's an "Exalted Ruler" (Lodge Chair) necklace. It's old, too.

No, I don't get to take it home. They ain't cheap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 May 11 - 10:21 AM

ANything to keep his head above water.

Seriously though, did they let you keep the matching bracelets and anklets in stressed steel?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 25 May 11 - 09:48 AM

Here's a photo of Rapparee's necklace.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 25 May 11 - 09:45 AM

Oh Stilly! That photo is impressive and scary---a ropelike cloud twisting and braiding in the sky. I'm so glad she was safe. I remember that greenish sky and the quiet, lowering air.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 May 11 - 09:31 AM

No, I get a necklace and everything. And, if you were wondering, no, it's NOT made of rope.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 May 11 - 01:43 AM

I didn't think they let you keep the title after they let you out, Rapp...maybe it's honorary trusty?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 May 11 - 01:06 AM

Sorry, I wasn't watching MOM, I was in the hall watching the weather radar on the laptop. The dogs were in their leashes and asleep on their cushy dog beds as we all sat, inside the house, awaiting the passage of a nasty storm.

Moonglow sent quite an impressive photo of a tornado from her back door window. Wanted to see what my reaction was. By the time I'd gotten it out of the phone into the computer and then Photoshop, the shock of my baby near a tornado had lessened. I would have been there watching it with her, had I been at her house.

You may have to be a facebook member to see that photo. Not sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 May 11 - 11:09 PM

No, I had A Meeting to attend this evening. I'm a Trustee, you know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 May 11 - 09:00 PM

Oh, Mom!! Sigh. I thought Rapparee was watching you!! UPsy daisy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 May 11 - 10:56 AM

Well, I use that here at work, too, me. But it is always a relief to get home to the loving parameters of my iMac.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 May 11 - 10:44 AM

But then, I don't have a fancy-pantsy Mac. Just a plain ol' generic Windows XP based dual core machine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 May 11 - 10:42 AM

O dom't knuw, Emos. Butt them, A gut i spill chicker.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 May 11 - 09:40 AM

TELE-vision, dammit!! You unmerciful lout!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 May 11 - 12:04 AM

"Relevision" -- well, it's a production company in Australia which produces TV shows and movies.

Other than that I can'r find any definition for the word at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 May 11 - 08:25 PM

One must wonder what part of the word "relevision" he didn't understand!!

Eiseley, that is a really GREAT tune to use for those entrancing lyrics. Good shew, Ed!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 23 May 11 - 08:06 PM

Okay, here's the story, and yes it does involve a song.

I've been visiting all the local schools pushing books and reading over the summer. The kids all get bright yellow backpacks to help them remember to come to the library, and in each class I've visited, I've sung a song set to Paganini's first Ghiribizzi variation (No. 1 in A, allegretto). Here are the words. If you listen to the tune, which is quite catchy, and then put the words to it, I might not be the only one in the world who has this melody running through my head all day every day.

Here are the words:

Oh won't you come to the library,
Come to the library.
Put all your books in your pack

Then you can join in our
Fun and activities,
And you will say,
"Mom, please bring me right back!"

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 11 - 06:26 PM

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
                                  -- Arthur C. Clarke

I weep for that student.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 May 11 - 03:05 PM

It was three years ago, I think, when I dropped cable. I haven't missed much of it. A friend said a student of his was speaking about cable television one day and was asked "if you don't have cable, how do you get television?" Tim's answer was "it comes through the air." It seemed like magic to that student. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 May 11 - 11:58 AM

No, I hooked it up myself, and we used it to watch a NEtflix film that was very touching and interesting -- a Swedish film called "Mother of Mine". We mostly use the TV for watching movies, Jon Stewart and an occasional history-making event or some such important thing. So "what's on TV" in the broadcast sense doesn't impinge very much.

I'd have to sell my soul before I would start watching most of the regular drivel available. Of course, no-one's offered me the right price yet...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 11 - 10:09 AM

Considering what's on TV these days, I have to ask: did you get it hooked up?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 May 11 - 09:35 AM

Obviously there is none more upright, strait, nor Virtuous than the Manne of Booques. So, Madam Eiseley, spill ye the beans!! Enquiring minds want to know!

We went to the San Diego Zoo with the Choreographer, which was most enjoyable; we rode the skyride. My foster-son had his 35th birthday--his bride kidnapped him and took him to Las Vegas. Greater love hath no bride.

ANd we got our TV replaced! Yay!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 May 11 - 11:51 PM

So Eiseley has a whale of a tale? Do tell!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 11 - 09:11 PM

I just want you all to get the straight facts. I don't quite understand what happened myself, so it's better that she tell you. I truly want you all to know the truth, straight from her.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 May 11 - 08:40 PM

It is so unspeakably cruel, Raparree, to be a tantalus, constantly tickling the curiosity with false hope and half-baked implications. For fie!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 11 - 08:17 PM

No, it's best if you hear it from her. She's even written a little song about it -- a sorditty, if you will.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 May 11 - 07:59 PM

"It's a pretty sordid story."

What did she sorely do?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 11 - 06:49 PM

I don't know if I should tell on Eiseley or not. It's all still pretty much under wraps and confidential and the cops aren't talking. Yet.

Maybe it'd be best to hear it from her own fingers. It's a pretty sordid story.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 May 11 - 03:19 PM

The times of Mother are hard-pressed
And mother's heart too often stressed
As all her children wander aimless
Making remarks she might find shameless
But still, her soul is softened when,
One by one they come back again
To ease her old maternal stress
With new inventions of BS.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 May 11 - 11:43 AM

I can see my hangnails
hanging in the sky
My elbow's up there with 'em
flying close by
And my knees,
if you please,
Are floating way
Above the trees
I've bid adieu to both my ears
But me, I am staying right here
'Cuz this Second Coming's second rate to me.

CHO:This rapture has been ruptured
The show is kinda of lame
If one of them scruffy angels asks,
Don't give him your right name.
The roundup's weak and boring
And I don't care for the company
Oh this Second Coming's second rate to me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 May 11 - 11:15 PM

With both knees?? They didn't even uplift yore hangnails? Man, what a second-rate Second Coming!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 11 - 10:22 PM

Well, in spite of the rapture I'm still here and so is Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 11 - 01:22 PM

The MRI showed I have intact ligaments, thankyouverymuch! My left knee has been a little (and I mean a little) troublesome for quite a while, but last September I fell down the last three basement steps (thin carpet over concrete) and the poor thing took most of the shock of the fall. Then it tried to stick itself in my left ear by going around my waist. This was slightly uncomfortable and it's been acting up ever since.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 May 11 - 12:42 PM

Or spending too much time down on them, praying for uplift?
Maybe your ligaments got Raptured when you weren't paying attention.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 May 11 - 12:30 PM

Or loaded liberryians?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 May 11 - 11:22 AM

Those knees benefit from not being knocked around for years and years. Did you blow yours out by tripping over loaded library carts?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 May 11 - 07:36 AM

I care... somewhat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 11 - 11:42 PM

Gee, Mom. It looks like, once again, I'm the only one who cares.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 11 - 03:01 PM

Cortisone and lidocaine cocktail. The next thing is an injection of some sort of gel. Then surgery. Then a new knee. Then amputation, a pegleg and a life of piracy on the Portneuf River. Rum-dee-dum and bottle of Yoo-Hoo! or however that pirate thing goes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 May 11 - 02:44 PM

Better the kneecap than the skullcap, I suppose. As long as it wasnt just someone aiming badly!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 20 May 11 - 01:58 PM

I think his kneecap fell off and they needed to inject some superglue to stick it on again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 May 11 - 01:04 PM

Were you in the Corti Zone Rap?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 May 11 - 01:03 PM

Take a shot in the dark.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 May 11 - 11:23 AM

Why were you given a shot in the knee?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 20 May 11 - 10:32 AM

I hope you chose one with Scooby-Doo or Spiderman on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 11 - 09:43 AM

This one was intended for me. They always say you don't hear the one that gets you. I didn't hear this one. The doctor was talking too much. Now my knee hurts and I've got a boo-boo bandage on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 20 May 11 - 09:22 AM

I did my quarterly duty for the Red Cross.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 May 11 - 09:15 AM

Rap - the "drools" part rings a bell....*grin*


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 11 - 10:52 PM

Some kid bit you and you got a rabies shot, huh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 19 May 11 - 10:28 PM

I was shot in the arm today.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 11 - 09:29 PM

I was shot in the knee today.


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