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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Stilly River Sage 19 Oct 18 - 07:31 PM
Little Hawk 19 Oct 18 - 04:47 PM
Donuel 19 Oct 18 - 04:22 PM
Little Hawk 19 Oct 18 - 10:35 AM
Little Hawk 18 Oct 18 - 09:32 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Oct 18 - 07:04 PM
Stilly River Sage 18 Oct 18 - 06:48 PM
Donuel 18 Oct 18 - 05:07 PM
keberoxu 17 Oct 18 - 01:29 PM
Little Hawk 16 Oct 18 - 06:31 PM
Donuel 16 Oct 18 - 06:21 PM
keberoxu 16 Oct 18 - 05:15 PM
Little Hawk 16 Oct 18 - 10:57 AM
Donuel 16 Oct 18 - 08:37 AM
Little Hawk 15 Oct 18 - 04:42 PM
Rapparee 15 Oct 18 - 11:25 AM
Stilly River Sage 15 Oct 18 - 12:08 AM
Rapparee 14 Oct 18 - 09:46 PM
Little Hawk 14 Oct 18 - 07:58 PM
keberoxu 14 Oct 18 - 06:25 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Oct 18 - 04:48 PM
keberoxu 13 Oct 18 - 03:01 PM
Donuel 11 Oct 18 - 11:12 PM
Stilly River Sage 11 Oct 18 - 07:43 PM
Little Hawk 11 Oct 18 - 01:30 PM
Amos 10 Oct 18 - 10:30 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Oct 18 - 05:58 PM
Donuel 09 Oct 18 - 06:48 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Oct 18 - 06:24 PM
Rapparee 09 Oct 18 - 03:38 PM
Donuel 09 Oct 18 - 03:01 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Oct 18 - 01:42 PM
Little Hawk 09 Oct 18 - 11:26 AM
Rapparee 08 Oct 18 - 11:43 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Oct 18 - 10:47 PM
Rapparee 08 Oct 18 - 10:37 PM
Donuel 08 Oct 18 - 09:17 PM
Little Hawk 08 Oct 18 - 09:15 PM
Rapparee 08 Oct 18 - 09:06 PM
Little Hawk 08 Oct 18 - 07:29 PM
keberoxu 08 Oct 18 - 03:53 PM
Donuel 08 Oct 18 - 11:30 AM
Donuel 08 Oct 18 - 10:00 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Oct 18 - 09:32 AM
Little Hawk 07 Oct 18 - 09:27 PM
Rapparee 07 Oct 18 - 08:54 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Oct 18 - 07:31 PM

Good one, LH. And about to be shared (again) widely.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Oct 18 - 04:47 PM

Just how lazy are you???

Sheesh!


Okay, if you insist.

Meet your Senatorial candidate!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Oct 18 - 04:22 PM

make the blue Clicky or I for one won't look


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Oct 18 - 10:35 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_V4lRdtjo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Oct 18 - 09:32 PM

Shane lives!

58,000


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Oct 18 - 07:04 PM

Mom!

Look at all your kids dancing around hemming and hawing and NOT making that 58,000th post!

Don't look at me. I'm not gonna do it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Oct 18 - 06:48 PM

Hey, MOM, I finally cleared off my computer desk enough to actually see the faux wood surface. It's interesting how dust managed to work it's way under and through all of the papers on the surface. This is part of an important dust settling experiment.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Oct 18 - 05:07 PM

The same place Rex was when he was fired by tweet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 17 Oct 18 - 01:29 PM

I, too, wonder
where Rapparee will be when
the thread gets to
58,000 posts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Oct 18 - 06:31 PM

Poor Shane! He can't post here anymore and grab some of that brief glory for himself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Oct 18 - 06:21 PM

! 58,000 ! YIPEE


just pullin a Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 Oct 18 - 05:15 PM

Well, but if Rapparee and his better half stayed at home,
the doctors might get 'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Oct 18 - 10:57 AM

It's alright as long as one does not get attacked by river pirates, varmints, and suchlike.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Oct 18 - 08:37 AM

Cold wet boat trips are second only to river rafting. To each their own.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Oct 18 - 04:42 PM

Stumptown, eh? No trees there, I would assume?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 18 - 11:25 AM

I've sent $25 B&N cards to the nephews and nieces at Christmas for years. NOW they don't think I'm cheap and lazy (though I am).

I think I'm going to enjoy this trip, as we are driving to Stumptown and will visit friends both going and coming back. I know I'll enjoy the river, as long as the blizzards and hurricanes and tsunamis and earthquakes and tornadoes stay far away (say, no closer than central Nebraska).

Amos could have come but he had to make his getaway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Oct 18 - 12:08 AM

Years ago when visiting my aunt in Alberta, Canada, and with a very good exchange rate in place, I bought two Hudson's Bay beaver six-point blankets for the kids. Only now, as my children are in their 20s, do these take on significance. The blankets have been stored in my hall linen cupboard in their original plastic containers for more than 20 years, but finally I sent one to my 26-year-old son in the Pacific NW via my brother, who spent a week during a cross-country drive. When I told my son it's on it's way, he said "cool!" Until now, there was no reaction, or appreciation of the gift of something so mundane as a blanket. But now he has to buy furnishings and he lives in a colder climate. The worm has turned.

This is easily as exciting news as Rapparee's river cruise: I have reached that point in time when the kids understand my gifts, and furthermore, in their view I'm smarter than I was when they were teenagers. This is HUGE!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 18 - 09:46 PM

The Victim of Bray, perhaps, if your doors don't unlock?

Mom, tomorrow we leave this town to go on a cruise up and down the Columbia River. We will also take a jetboat ride up the Snake River, but not all the way through Hell's Canyon. For one thing, there are two hydroelectric dams blocking the way and well as Class 7 rapids.

I'll write when I get time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Oct 18 - 07:58 PM

I want a car that brays like a donkey when I unlock it. :)

(Ah...by saying that I have left myself wide open for witticisms from Rapparee and his ilk!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Oct 18 - 06:25 PM

Hey, BWL, I "chunk" my car door open as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Oct 18 - 04:48 PM

Hi, Mom!

I learned a new word today...

Plip: Verb meaning to unlock a car door using a remote key fob. Derived from the sound most cars make when plipped.

Personal note: my van does not go "plip" when opened. It goes "chunk" (the sound of locks releasing). I suppose that means I will be plipping my wife's car open while chunking my own.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 13 Oct 18 - 03:01 PM

Up we go, MOM.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Oct 18 - 11:12 PM

I never thought envy could become so convoluted.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Oct 18 - 07:43 PM

Please drop in and tell MOM about the Getaway if it occurs to you and you have a minute. And have a lot of fun - you know Amos, this is a gift. Those of us who have survived the Big C recognize that and tend to enjoy events all the more because of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 18 - 01:30 PM

I well recall some of the wonderful writing Lonesome E.J. did from time to time on Mudcat, Amos. He is a world class yarn spinner with a real gift for the writer's craft. And so are you. I have greatly enjoyed reading "Beyond the Cascade" twice now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Oct 18 - 10:30 PM

May you all survive this roundwell, and every forthcoming round ad infinitum. So say all of us.

Just had a wonderful evening eating Bolognese pasta and swapping good songs with Lonesome EJ, Janie and Janie's son Sean, a song artist in his ownright starting up.

Grand times! We pick up our Getaway car tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Oct 18 - 05:58 PM

Hi, Mom!

I've spent the day playing with my new friend Hurricane Michael. We only played Blow Trees Around and Knock Down Limbs. He didn't insist we play rougher games like Uproot Trees and Blow Roofs From Houses. I was glad. I got tired of those games when I played them with his older brothers Ivan and Dennis a few years ago. When I play them, I have to play many games of Patch the Roof and Run the Chainsaw before I've recovered.

I hear Michael did play some pretty rough games with my neighbors 100 miles or so to the east. I hope they feel better soon and that they enjoy their MREs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Oct 18 - 06:48 PM

There is a high end restaurant nearby called Clyde's
The best dressed are seated in the taxidermy dining room, the well dressed go to the horse themed room and casual dressers just go to a room.

Seems backwards no?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Oct 18 - 06:24 PM

True story....

The first time I took Cathy, the young lady who would eventually become my first wife, to dinner at my parents house, we were served steaks from the pronghorn my father had killed the previous fall in Wyoming. All went well until Cathy asked what kind of animal the mounted head on the wall was and Dad told her it was the very creature from which the steak she was eating came. To her credit, she did not become ill. She just turned an interesting shade of green and didn't finish her steak.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 18 - 03:38 PM

The Utah cops used pepper spray and a dog. I hope the dog wasn't sprayed, although it was probably spayed.

The entrance arches for George Washington Memorial Park in Jackson, Wyoming are made of elk antlers. However, these antlers were "sheds" from the National Elk Refuge right outside of town (go in winter and you can ride a sleigh or wagon pulled by horses among the elk). The Boy Scouts there make more than a few thousand bucks a year picking up and selling the sheds every Spring -- the things are desired for everything from dog chews to jewelry to handles. But I too don't see why (apart from a bar or something) folks would buy a mount of anything, from a squirrel to a yeti. Ours Elks Lodge has several mounts of elk -- mounts from elk that were taken over a century ago. An electrical appliance store has full body mounts of cougar, wolf, and others, all of which were taken by the founder prior to the store opening in 1902. Me, I don't have any such things, except for this flying squirrel I shot a few years back. Little sucker was wearing a helmet and goggles, if you can believe it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Oct 18 - 03:01 PM

Growing up my neighbor across the street was a French Olympic archer.
His walls had amazing items displayed but there were no animals.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Oct 18 - 01:42 PM

Speaking of craigslist sporting goods listings, what's up with people asking real money for taxidermy items like fish mounts and deer heads? Typical local listing: eight-point whitetail buck mount - $175 USD.

I thought the idea of having a stuffed critter on the wall is that it's something you caught or shot, and you had it mounted so you can bask in the glory of your accomplishment. Who the hell wants a stuffed fish somebody else caught or a buck somebody else shot?

Now, I could see a bar or restaurant owner wanting to hang a few dead animals on the wall for atmosphere. I can also see that bar or restaurant owner wanting to pay $30 or so for the things. Not $175.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Oct 18 - 11:26 AM

That sounds like way more adrenaline pumping than I would ever want to experience.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 18 - 11:43 PM

Utah highway patrol captured the guy using "less than lethal" methods. There ain't nobody saying anything more right now.

My wife's cousin Bernie only hunts with a (compound) bow. He took a brown bear up on Kodiak Island a few years ago. Naturally the bear fell dead as its foot-long front claws scraped the toes of his boots. Naturally, it was over 12 feet long and weighed slightly over a ton. Naturally. Just ask any bow hunter. Oh yes, naturally he had a guy behind him with a rifle somewhat similar to a cannon in case he just naturally pissed the bear off. However, he says that was his last bear hunt and now he just hunts pronghorns with his son over in Wyoming. He likes the meat far more than he likes bear.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Oct 18 - 10:47 PM

Compound bows account for a over 10% of for sale listings in the sporting goods section of the local craigslist. Bowhunting seems to be something a lot of guys around here have a try at, but that few stick with.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 18 - 10:37 PM

Well, this has been interesting. My wife in on the way back from the SLC airport. They were stuck in a traffic jam on I-15 with no traffic coming the other way. Then a whole bunch of cop cars and a BearCat came roaring up the vacant southbound lanes. Seems like a guy was "slumped" by an entrance onto the interstate and a cop stopped to see what the problem was. The guy pulled a gun and walked out into the middle of the interstate. The cops stopped traffic both directions and had the SWAT team out.

The bus my wife is on is now moving again. I can't find out if she's on the interstate or traveling by country by-ways. So, she'll be home around 11 pm instead of 9.

I do not want to think of the traffic jam! The incident started at 5:30 and, well, the SLC rush hour is worse than that of DC.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Oct 18 - 09:17 PM

Ted Nuggent had an archery hunting show along with his wife. Its a quote from the show and not a lyric. He is shown shooting deer and a tiny bear. The show didn't last long.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Oct 18 - 09:15 PM

He seems to think of himself as THE ultimate statement in American masculinity and patriotism. Sort of like walking bubonic plague to my way of thinking.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 18 - 09:06 PM

Ted Nugent IS an odd lyric. I just reviewed a few of his. "Great White Buffalo" from when he was with the Amboy Dukes isn't bad, "Stormtroopin'" is. I think I'll skip his concerts, albums, etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Oct 18 - 07:29 PM

Ted Nugent wrote that???

If so, it seems kind of an odd lyric for him to come up with.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 08 Oct 18 - 03:53 PM

It's time, MOM, to head back upwards before
the BS section drags you down any further today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Oct 18 - 11:30 AM

The wisdom of Ted (nature) Nuggent:
Remember to put an arrow in both lungs before one in the eye.


The wisdom of the song nature boy

This story is about love
The woman I loved is dead
There was a boy
A very strange enchanted boy
They say he wandered very far
Very far over land and sea
A little shy and sad of eye
But very wise, was he
And then one day
One magic day he passed my way
While we spoke of many things
Fools and kings
This he said to me
The greatest thing
You'll ever learn
Is just to love
And be loved
In return


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Oct 18 - 10:00 AM

Make Assault Great Again

Believe the 'Him In' Charge


The 'believe the women' T shirts at Walmart here were sold out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Oct 18 - 09:32 AM

Some of you folks may have noticed that, in contrast to previous election cycles, I am being very supportive of Chongo's attempt to take The White House this time around. There are numerous reasons for this change of heart:

1) A chimpanzee is highly preferable to the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

2) "If Trump can win, a chimp can win!" (Proposed campaign slogan.)

3) As pointed out in a previous post, poop-flinging has become the standard means of communicating US policy goals.

4) Chongo's personal fondness for Havana cigars will lead to improved US/Cuba relations.

5) Chongo would issue an executive order requiring that all federal law enforcement officers carry Smith & Wesson revolvers, not Glock or SIG automatics. This will create thousands of new US jobs.

6) Fedoras are way cool. The anticipated rise in their popularity if Chongo is elected would create even more thousands of US jobs.

7) Chongo's campaign events would feature swing bands playing immortal standards instead of assholes like Ted Nugent.

8) Chongo has promised all who support him free passes to his sister Chinga's bordello.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Oct 18 - 09:27 PM

Do I think you'd be that silly?   ...........???



HA! HA! HA! HA! (rolling on the floor here)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 18 - 08:54 PM

Now, just HOW would I fake a Chicago Tribune article since it can easily be checked? Do you think I'd be that silly? Moreover, it's stored on microfilm and other media throughout the world and I sure couldn't go around exchanging those. Geez!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Oct 18 - 01:46 PM

CHONGO CHIMP 2020!!!!

Make Avocados Green Again!

(And any other silly "MAGA" non sequiturs his campaign staff can dream up.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Oct 18 - 12:58 PM

Indeed, Chongo is about as regular a guy as a Chimp can be. He puts his pants on one leg at a time, goes to the same bar every Friday and Saturday night, tips his hat to ladies, and takes no guff from men. You can't be any more regular than Chongo.

Rapparee is clearly spreading more libelous propaganda in an attempt to damage Chongo's reputation. Whether it is the Democrats or the Republicans who have hired him to do this is unclear, but I suspect it is both of them. They fear Chongo. They know their future will be bleak if he succeeds in getting his message out to the people.

Yes, folks, THE only way to break the stranglehold of those 2 parties on the American psyche is to elect Chongo Chimp and the APP! He will consign them to the dustbin of history and usher in a great new age of peace, brotherhood, and universal gun ownership, not to mention better prices on mangoes and bananas.

Also, women will be encouraged to start wearing skirts again, dressing well, and not walking around in pre-ripped, pre-faded "designer" jeans with their hair dyed some godawful electric blue, hot pink, lime green, and other gross unnatural tones like that, as if they were auditioning for a punk band. Good taste and dignity will return to America!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Oct 18 - 08:42 AM

I see this species feces as a catagorical, analogical, scatological shit show.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Oct 18 - 10:38 PM

Obviously a case of mistaken identity. Chongo would never need to be treated for constipation. Just ask anyone on the South Side and they'll tell you he's a regular guy.


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