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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

keberoxu 09 Mar 18 - 03:00 PM
Acme 08 Mar 18 - 12:04 AM
Amos 07 Mar 18 - 11:11 PM
Rapparee 07 Mar 18 - 09:35 PM
gnu 07 Mar 18 - 07:18 PM
Rapparee 07 Mar 18 - 03:08 PM
Vashta Nerada 07 Mar 18 - 10:33 AM
keberoxu 05 Mar 18 - 06:12 PM
Rapparee 03 Mar 18 - 02:50 PM
Acme 03 Mar 18 - 09:16 AM
Rapparee 01 Mar 18 - 09:48 AM
Rapparee 28 Feb 18 - 09:55 AM
Donuel 27 Feb 18 - 10:15 PM
Rapparee 27 Feb 18 - 09:14 PM
Amos 27 Feb 18 - 06:35 PM
Rapparee 26 Feb 18 - 08:50 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Feb 18 - 07:21 PM
keberoxu 26 Feb 18 - 02:34 PM
Rapparee 26 Feb 18 - 08:52 AM
Donuel 26 Feb 18 - 06:28 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 09 Mar 18 - 03:00 PM

I must not be alone, in the last two days, in having the Internet
refuse to take the posts I submit to Mudcat threads;
the BS section on display has really shrunk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Mar 18 - 12:04 AM

Amos, a number of us have been there - that hole from which parts of your personal chakra are removed does heal, and you learn to compensate for the parts that you lost. You're joining a large and welcoming club of survivors.

Oh, by the way: #FuckCancer


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 18 - 11:11 PM

I saw a picture of sea=salt that claimed to be hundreds of year old, and it had a best-by date of next year on it, Go figger. I have slowly rebounded thus far but tomorrow--oh, tomorrow!--I re-enter the biochemical Maw of Medicament as predicamentary prey, or a subject of the predicate, as you whist.

I will struggle to play that night but the next day will be riddled with slugs of lassitude and spasms of the upper GI and great indolence of brain. This is called Going Through Hell to get to the Other Side, which is called Getting Better.

Then, the voodoo cannibals tie me up again and cut me open in order to Remove Important Parts. Assuming none of the foregoing kills me, I will then be declared a Cancer Survivor and will be sent home to nurse my resentments and crawl out of the hole I did not, myself , dig. This is the Modern Miracvle of American Health Care post Nixon, also known as Shit Creek Sans Paddle. But if it does not kill me, it will surely make me more calloused one way or the other.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 18 - 09:35 PM

It all depends upon the year it was best before.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Mar 18 - 07:18 PM

The Best Before date on the yogurt cup I just ate is Feb 22 but I should still be okay, rig


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 18 - 03:08 PM

I swear I saw Mom yestereve on the beach, surrounded by surfers who were congratulating her on her ride on the 75 foot wave.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Vashta Nerada
Date: 07 Mar 18 - 10:33 AM

MOM got out her heavy jacket, boots, hat, and gloves. I think before she goes out she'll also put on some pants . . . she wants to make snow angels and throw snowballs at unsuspecting passers-by.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 05 Mar 18 - 06:12 PM

MOM, if we get out of the way now,
we can dodge the next wave of snowplows
and the next snowstorm. Let's go . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 18 - 02:50 PM

As I look from my window, 15 floors up, on the palm tree shaded sands of Waikiki I think of the storm warning for SLC yesterday: snow and 75 mph winds. But the gentle strains of the ukuleles accompanying the hula dancers and the gentle surf with the longboarders riding in all work to erase the memories of snow and cold.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Mar 18 - 09:16 AM

If Max didn't have Mudcat on a three day feed right now MOM would have been so far under the wheels of Rap's plane as it left for Hawaii I hate to think of it. Amos is excused, he's still sipping his specialized cocktail, but there's no travel or drugs or snow keeping the rest of us from reaching our keyboards.

She's okay now, she's sleeping it off, wrapped in a quilt taking a long nap on the couch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 18 - 09:48 AM

Well, I'm off to see Hawai'ian dance. I'll be checking in, Mom!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 18 - 09:55 AM

You weren't. You were, ah, playing with your universe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Feb 18 - 10:15 PM

I never had the talk. I was simply commanded that I was not allowed to say what the location of a particle is, or ever touch the thingy, nor could I deny it exists even if it didn't and that it is guided by a pilot wave in front of a partice that the particle then follows.

In our world the wave created by our boat is a wake that trails behind us in an opposite fashion to the quantum world.

In the quantum world, space itself is felt to be energetically vibrating. It all reminds me of one of those old fashioned electric football games with the meandering linemen because of the amplitude and frequency of the vibrating field.

I would cheat and guide/massage the bits from going out of bounds. Little did I know I was quantum computing in 1961.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 18 - 09:14 PM

You see, soon I shall go to the former Kingdom of Hawai'i. I'll hobnob with the dukes and princes and even maybe the hereditary monarch herself. Yes, and I'll do my best to uphold Mom's teachings about ettykett and poolightness and stuff. I'll even take my evening dress, not that it's any different from my day dress (neither of which is a dress or even a kilt).

I'll think of Amos, snowbound in Nawth Karolinah and Maggie snowbound in Texas and Bee-Dubya snowbound in Florida. And even gnu, basking in the 80F sunshine of New Brunswick's spring. Even Kereboxu, wherever she may be.

Me, I'll be tuning my surfing skills -- I learned to surf the last time I was there. I was very taken by it and before I left I had a great time and I hope to ride a ninety-footer this time!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 18 - 06:35 PM

Oh,booo. Oh, hiss. If I weren't under the burden of profound lassitude, why I'd...I'd... oh, never mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 18 - 08:50 PM

No, they're a jelly. If they don't do anything they're a jelly do not.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Feb 18 - 07:21 PM

Hi, Mom!

If a zealous person is a zealot, is a jealous person a jealot?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 26 Feb 18 - 02:34 PM

Amos, watch out for the mad weather in your area.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 18 - 08:52 AM

It is past time that all of Mom's kids had the talk. So to save Mom her blushes, I present it to you so that she needn't.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Feb 18 - 06:28 AM

'Which' Thermodynamic equation was 'that',, the public one or the classified conspiracy one.

Whoo Hoo breaking 2 years of scar tissue on my hip was a whole new dimension of pain - but it was a cure. It was done by a chiropractor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Feb 18 - 03:00 PM

Is Key West the sibling of that West who's married or something to a Kardashian or whatever their name is?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Feb 18 - 10:19 PM

Diacriticals.... Aren't they those cats with extra toes they have so many of down in Key West?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Feb 18 - 10:10 PM

I'm still working on that. There's wrist and elbow scar tissue to work through.

The knee is pretty uncomfortable when I kneel, so I've given it up. Apparently Liz II isn't going to knight me or anything anytime soon, and church wouldn't care, and I haven't used the kneeling position (or squatting or sitting positions) in shooting for a good many years now. No, wait -- I do shoot from a bench rest while sitting on a chair sometimes. I also try not to shoot from the prone position because of getting back up. Chairs and off-hand (standing position) shooting only these days....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 24 Feb 18 - 02:54 PM

That's good news, Rapparee -- what about your recovery from that wrist/tendon surgery?
That was making you miserable for a while there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Feb 18 - 02:50 PM

Well, I went to the ortho surgeon Thursday morning and was told that except for some bone spurs under my right patella things looked pretty good. (Isn't asking about the diacriticals kinda personal?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Feb 18 - 02:44 AM

Max knows about the problem with quotes and apostrophes. Hopefully he'll find an answer soon. How are your diacriticals looking?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Feb 18 - 01:39 AM

I wish the Cat had a Like button. I would press it all the time. Like, like like. Likety like!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 18 - 10:02 PM

I guess some folks depend upon their GPS more than they should:

Please do not rely upon digital navigation systems to find your way to Craters of the Moon. Please note that the visitor center & loop drive are located just off of U.S. Highway 20/26/93 and are not accessed via any unpaved roads.

I wonder how much money the local towing companies have made off them there city dudes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 18 - 09:30 PM

For instance, the Maxwell equations for Thermodynamics:

    \begin{align} dU &= TdS - PdV &\Longrightarrow \left(\frac{\partial T}{\partial V}\right)_S = -\left(\frac{\partial P}{\partial S}\right)_V\\ dA &= -SdT - PdV &\Longrightarrow \left(\frac{\partial S}{\partial V}\right)_T =\left(\frac{\partial P}{\partial T}\right)_V\\ dH &= TdS +VdP &\Longrightarrow \left(\frac{\partial T}{\partial P}\right)_S = \left(\frac{\partial V}{\partial S}\right)_P\\ dG &= -SdT +VdP &\Longrightarrow -\left(\frac{\partial S}{\partial P}\right)_T = \left(\frac{\partial V}{\partial T}\right)_P\\ \end{align}

This leaves something to be desired....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Feb 18 - 07:56 PM

Mudcat also won't display any of the characters used in the various alphabets indigenous to the hypothetical planet Persephone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 18 - 04:14 PM

Mudcat won't do an accent aigu, an accent grave, lenition, eclipsis, fada, epenthetic vowels, overdot, umlaut, Tironian et, digraphs, Ogham, ash, an insular G, wynn, eth, insular half-unical, fraktur, most mathematical symbols, and a host of other, greatly desired (by me, anyway), orthographic conventions.

Sure, sure, things like Ę, Ɣ, ᾯ show up, but nobody uses them. But if you want to overdot at Tironia et or put a fada on Ogham, Mudcat can't handle it. Quelle domage, as we used to say back in West Central Illinois! Can we expect a change anytime soon?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Feb 18 - 08:28 PM

Oh dear. Looks like an English major run amok. Gone potty. Spelling out his punctuation. Have you met The New Yorker's Comma Queen?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Feb 18 - 04:50 PM

.    cello ~ banjo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Feb 18 - 04:46 PM

MOM was only 18 when she broke her hyphen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Feb 18 - 12:58 PM

Well comma I apostrophe m glad to learn that the problem with displaying my degree symbols was a quotation mark glitch quotation mark on Mudcat apostrophe s part and not due to my own idiocy left parenthesis though I apostrophe ve never claimed to be other than an idiot right parenthesis period   Until the problem has been remedied comma I shall refrain from using any symbols and will comma instead comma type out the actual words for which the symbols stand period


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 18 - 09:43 AM

Besides, I'm Mom's and everyone's favorite. "HTML" means "He's Terrific and Mighty Lovable" and it was created just for me!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Feb 18 - 10:56 AM

Mom! Why did my degree signs turn into question marks? I copied and pasted from Rap's post,and his didn't turn into question marks. I'm beginning to think you have favorites among us kids.

Or it could be the Web browser I'm using....

I fixed them, but this is a current Mudcat glitch. "Smart" things like quotes and apostrophes and some typical symbols aren't working. You need to do the html for it to go through.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Feb 18 - 11:07 PM

Winter may be making another major appearance, but I'm not buying tickets to the show. In fact, ya can't even get 'em here in northwest Florida. Lowest predicted low temp for the next ten days: 51o F.

Now, that's no guarantee that winter's over. I've seen sleet, snow, and 20o F temps in early March often enough that I don't regard them as freak events. Just slightly atypical.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Feb 18 - 10:12 PM

Tonight and the next few days. 6 inches (15.25 cm) of snow. Blew and shoveled this morning. If you'd like to shovel snow, let me know and I'll accommodate you, as there's lots still on the ground...and the roof, and the deck, and the lawn, and other places. However, no one is golfing right now but the local dogs are enjoying romping around in the stuff.

10° Lo F
Turning cloudy and cold

Wed
Feb 21
31° /12°
Cold with clouds and sun

Thu
Feb 22
33° /12°
Mostly cloudy and cold

Fri
Feb 23
32° /17°
A little morning snow

Sat
Feb 24
32° /18°
Cloudy and cold; p.m. snow


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Feb 18 - 09:35 PM

Good thing the 'cat is set on a three day spread, or MOM would be off the bottom of the page. I had the AWE-some task of coming in and giving her a boost this evening. I hope everyone is well - winter seems to be making another major appearance this week.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 18 - 10:08 PM

We are pleased that you have understood that in which we seal our truths.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Feb 18 - 03:19 PM

other definitions of
Alon -
Sexiness overload in a creature walking the earth. Half man half sex god that charms all the girls. Usually doesn't give a fuck or overthinks too much (it's rare to have things in between). Knows EVERYTHING about sex, rarely single (usually taken by hot girls and even when he is taken he usually has a bunch of other girls fantasizin about him) Usually super hot and attractive and someone lots of men would go gay for. Alons are mostly cool and super chill and about half of the time super popular.

Alons usually come from Israel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Feb 18 - 11:40 AM

ALON loses its crystal acoustic properties at 1.6 mm so it is hardly bullet proof bwl.

GLOAT no more Stradivari, ALON violins with an oversize carbon fiber wafer resonator for profound bass response fitted with a high acoustic foam 'soul post' are heavenly. The top plate is a cloudy pearl white with micro bubbles to achieve ideal density for strength and sound speed frequency oscillation.

Lovely glimmering Mexican border walls are especially nice.
Bathroom fixtures and toilets however leave much to be desired.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Feb 18 - 08:26 AM

Has anyone tried making banjo heads of ALON? Seems to me that a bulletproof banjo head would be a good thing to have in some situations.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Feb 18 - 12:33 PM

Indeed! ALON alone for one and all!

Transparent: High optical transmission (>85%) near-UV to mid-IR wavelengths (0.25 to 4.0 µm)

Crystal clear: Excellent clarity and no inherent birefringence

Durable: Outstanding hardness, scratch resistance and high strength

High quality: Excellent Refractive index homogeneity over large areas

Commercially available: Available in large sizes up to 18x35-in windows as well as in various shapes including hyperhemispherical and hemispherical domes in large quantities..

Robust process: Produced using very robust process with consistently high quality and yields

Enormous Broad Application Potential: Applicable to a wide variety of industries where combination of high transparency and durability are needed. Examples include aerospace, security, defense and semiconductor, Energy, mining and consumer products.

Who could want anything more! Allons, anon, allow ALON!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Feb 18 - 11:50 AM

ALON is grossly under utilized. It should be what refrigerators and woman's clothing are made of. http://www.surmet.com/technology/alon-optical-ceramics/index.php


https://fashionista.com/2014/06/rihanna-see-through-dress-cfda-awards


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Feb 18 - 11:33 AM

footnote for lurkers:
ALON is a transparent Aluminum, you know the stuff Scotty used (before it was invented) to build a tank for Whales in the Star Trek movie.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 18 - 10:42 PM

Personally, I prefer truth with a nice hand-rubbed tung oil finish.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 18 - 10:36 PM

MY truths are unvarnished, but completely encased in ALON.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 18 - 04:12 PM

I've never understood why it's a good thing for truth to be unvarnished. Seems to me that varnished truth would hold up longer. And truth coated in a good UV-resistant polyurethane would last even longer


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