BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 May 09 - 08:33 AM

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! And tiptoe gently.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 May 09 - 06:20 AM

Morning, MOM.

How's your hangover?

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 07 May 09 - 09:24 PM

I miss phreds.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 May 09 - 04:06 PM

Look at this site Claire Bear linked to in the other thread that has kept us all busy. I want a house like one of these!

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 May 09 - 03:29 PM

Such gracious concern!

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 09 - 03:23 PM

I'll contribute cockleburrs.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 May 09 - 01:12 PM

MOM, turn on that porch ceiling fan. It's so muggy out here you're liable to start growing lichens if you stay in one place for very long. Amos will be back soon, and if he DID go snorkeling without those brown swimming trunks, he might need a soft chair to pamper his sunburn. Let's put a few extra cushions on that old wicker armchair in the corner.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 09 - 11:38 AM

Better than the Eunuch Look.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 May 09 - 09:25 AM

He made you WATCH? Janie?

Heck of a mother's day present!

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 09 - 08:52 AM

Coulda had his head shaved....

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 May 09 - 12:32 AM

My son wore his hair fairly short for years. It was long when he was a toddler, but by the time he started school it was short. He started letting it grow four or five years ago. What was the occasion that made SYS decide to liberate himself? (I used to have long hair, but I love wearing it short now!)

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 06 May 09 - 10:28 PM

*sob* Sum Yung Sun got himselve professionally shorn this evening. I watched as the clippers sheared off the long, unruly curls he has sported his entire life, and a young man with a very short crew cut emerged.

MOM, I want my baby back!

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 09 - 06:38 PM

Slurping down DNA, apparently. And they said they've sent for "The Others", so they may have company coming.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 06 May 09 - 04:21 PM

And we have no worries about the phreds now. They are all enjoying the party at Amos'.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 06 May 09 - 12:04 PM

And to think MOAB made 29,000 on her birthday.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 May 09 - 11:27 AM

I guess you know why they call Shane "Lord of the Flies"?

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 09 - 11:25 AM

Time flies? Don't we have enough trouble with the regular flies?

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 May 09 - 11:08 AM

She nailed it! May 5, 2003. How the time attracts flies. . .

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 May 09 - 01:45 AM

Whoo-hoo! Beats bitchin' about politics, doesn't it?

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 09 - 11:06 PM

Hi, Rustic! Amos is in Belize, belize it or not. There's a party at his house.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 05 May 09 - 08:06 PM

P.S. I might be off a day and a month on the birthday thing I can't remember, it's been so long that I've been around so if I am off
Happy Birthday anyway to the Mother of all and I'll just go have a tequila for Cinco de Mayo!
Cheers again
Peace.
Rustic

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 05 May 09 - 07:53 PM

Conception Day O' Mother of All Bullshit!!

Six years since conception, the thread made from the King
Myself, still looking for those damn North-de-coder rings
The ilk of the MOAB have continued the banter, the bull and the blessings, the love and the laughter.
All should be proud- Amos the poet, Rapaire the know-it,
Stilly mom sitter, Mario shawl knitter,
Little Hawk high flyer, Janie even slyer
Bee-dubya-ell -give em' hell, make your pots -gee your swell.
Kandu and Tweed, damn what's that dirty underwear smell??
Don your cartoons are one of a kind, Bunn's gone missing-new ilk to find?
Bobert and Spaw, Carol are gone too, probably lurk like a lot of folks do.
Enough of this and if people here and people I missed, care to raise a glass with me
Let's all have a toast to MOAB'S Birth-dee!!
Cheers!!
Peace.
Rustic

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 09 - 06:50 PM

I do know some others which involve more...ah...active torments. Such as gently switching the soles of the feet with staves of bamboo sliced lengthwise or slicing the palms before pickling them in brine or sliding a needle full of scopolamine behind the eyeballs and into the frontal lobes or...well, nevermind.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 May 09 - 06:14 PM

"an" offense.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 May 09 - 06:13 PM

And what's more, they don't know enough to care how horrible and offense they have committed!

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 May 09 - 04:23 PM

Horrors!!! Do you mean, Mario, that there actually are people who would do such heinous things?????

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 05 May 09 - 04:07 PM

Gee, those aren't particularly violent methods. Practically passive.

There are many circles that consider breaking on the wheel to be appropriate for minor peccadillios, such as wearing white shoes after Labour Day, or playing tennis in coloured shorts.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 May 09 - 04:04 PM

It sounds like the sort of thing Shane has nightmares about. He figures that you are capable of any sort of hideous act of violence, Rapaire. I fear that he has taken some of your past posts to heart.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 05 May 09 - 04:01 PM

I've heard that if you add some chili's to the boiling oil you can raise blisters on the victim long before the heat causes them difficulties.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 09 - 03:59 PM

Strappado, with the hands tied to the genitals as well as together behind the back. Then a bowstring tightened about the head, followed by breaking on a wheel. The piece de resistance will be the boiling alive by sloooooooooowly lowering them into the pot.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 05 May 09 - 03:52 PM

Can you give us details of the desired punishment?

(I'm bored and looking for some cheap entertainment)

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 May 09 - 03:51 PM

Shane may have hired someone to do that, Rapaire. I'd look into it if I were you.

Was it one of the "naughty bits" that got broken off the statue?

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 09 - 03:47 PM

Someone broke the statue in the front of the Library. Snapped a part right off.

Death will not come quickly enough for the person who did it should I find them.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 05 May 09 - 03:40 PM

As long as he doesn't bring back Swine flu as a souvenir.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 May 09 - 03:32 PM

Technically, we could transport that entire party thread over here and bulk up MOM real fast this afternoon. But that's a pretty good stand-alone souvenir for Amos from while he was away.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 09 - 01:54 PM

Perhapa 29,001 is the number sacred to the freds. How would we know?

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 05 May 09 - 01:50 PM

I skunked the freds! I skunked the Freds!

neener neener neener!

I'm king o' the thread 'cuz I beat the freds!

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 05 May 09 - 01:46 PM

This is a sacred number! We shall take it and treasure it.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 05 May 09 - 01:46 PM

What post? Huh? where?

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 05 May 09 - 01:26 PM

drum roll, please, and get ready to break out the champagne.

I shant be the One. I am not worthy. but gladly will I bear witness when that great post comes....

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 05 May 09 - 01:21 PM

Don't forget to tell the mule to present Rap with the bill for delivery.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 May 09 - 01:12 PM

Will a Canadian dime do? I'll send it to you by mule train. Should get there in, oh, about 6 months, I reckon.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 09 - 12:52 PM

I am rich in life, love, and laughter.

Can you spare a dime?

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 May 09 - 11:56 AM

He MUST be rich. How else could he afford the time to do so much idle posting on this forum? ;-D

(people wonder about me and Rapaire when it comes to that too...)

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 09 - 08:40 AM

SoCal is as SoCal does, you know. Besides, Amos is rich or he couldn't afford to live in San Diego. He won't begrudge his friends a good time.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 05 May 09 - 08:38 AM

That would spoil all the fun. Let Amos push the button. He's the one who went away and missed it all.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 May 09 - 01:45 AM

Oh, Wait--Don Firth installed a button that clears things up nicely. We'll have someone push that when we see Amos turn into the driveway.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 May 09 - 12:32 AM

Who wouldn't want to be there? Anyone who is mildly alarmed by what Amos' face will look like when he pulls up into his driveway whenever it is he's getting back home. I've forgotten. How long is this trip?

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 May 09 - 11:18 PM

Wow! What action-loving chimp would not want to be there?

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:53 PM

Not to mention zambonis, tiny little nuns, the jello pit, hot salsa, explosives and a blindfolded firing squad.

And oh yeh - the nude beach.