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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 20 Mar 15 - 01:27 PM Dear Shame, Pogue mahon, acushla machree. Sincerely yours, Rapparee |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 20 Mar 15 - 12:29 PM That is the stoopidest thing I ever hearn. You must of fell on yer head after you was born! How the flip did you ever become a Liberrian? It takes branes to run a liberry, eh? And I can see that you ain't got none. - Shane |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 20 Mar 15 - 08:54 AM Books are the opium of the elite. They lead to a life of crime: Books contain knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Corruption is a crime. QED: Books cause crime. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 19 Mar 15 - 09:00 PM Books, Amos? How very, very, quaint. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 19 Mar 15 - 06:16 PM There ain't nothing in the world like a book, ole girl, To make you act real dozy,make you feel so cozy, Make your mind run loose, like a long-necked goose, Like a book! Oh, baby, thassa what I like! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: gnu Date: 19 Mar 15 - 03:35 PM Have fun, SRS. See ya when ya get back... if ya do. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Acme Date: 19 Mar 15 - 02:43 PM Whoa. I need to stop all of this Internet shit and sit down to read some books. Yesterday I picked up a book from the ILL desk and they are only letting me keep it until April 3. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: gnu Date: 19 Mar 15 - 12:12 PM BWL... man you don't get around! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 19 Mar 15 - 12:03 PM Rap, you will not escape. The last time I was in the Salt Lake City airport was in 2000, and I'm still there. And the last time I was in Chicago O'Hare was in 1980, and I'm still there too. Furthermore, I've never even been inside Tampa International, only driven past it many times, and I'm still there also. Next time I'm down that way, I plan on meeting myself. I also suspect I'm in Sea-Tac, having driven past it as well, but I don't plan on going back to Seattle any time soon to find out. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST,# Date: 19 Mar 15 - 10:02 AM This is post 52009 which is a prime number. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST,Rapparee Date: 19 Mar 15 - 09:47 AM I'm in SLC. Pray for me that I may escape! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: gnu Date: 18 Mar 15 - 05:43 PM Houma! RJ and J Paul will be on tonight on my favourite TV show! Thanks for reminding me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 18 Mar 15 - 04:17 PM IF you are going to go looking for virgins in Louisiana you certainly need a sense of Houma. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: gnu Date: 18 Mar 15 - 02:17 PM I have deja-neige. Started shoveling AGAIN an hour ago and gave up. It's just drifting back in... over and over and over and... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Acme Date: 18 Mar 15 - 02:08 PM It feels like deja-vu. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 18 Mar 15 - 01:38 AM FIFTY TWO KAY! I mean, come on, youse guys! Doncha know this is EPIC? There has never been anything like in the history of The Mudcat Café! Fifty-two THOUSAND posts in one single thread!! Are you KIDDIN'?? This is a BIG elfin' deal!! Thanks to all of Little Hawk's imaginary entities and his profligate fingers for contributing such a fine measure of output to our world-record-shatering total! Thanks to BWL for returning to the halls of Mom, and to steadfast Stilly and Reliable Rappp for their countless contributions. God bless us one and all, the children of MOAB. ANd thanks to Gluon the Duckdog for edging us past the finite bounds of all credibility. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 17 Mar 15 - 09:55 PM Have fun at Duffy's Chongo, but stay away from O'Leary's. They have a new cook from someplace in Africa and he hates corned beef and cabbage. Says it'd taste a lot better with bush meat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 17 Mar 15 - 09:32 PM Going home tomorrow. Walked my poor legs down to stumps today. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Acme Date: 17 Mar 15 - 07:21 PM 52000!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Acme Date: 17 Mar 15 - 07:21 PM It's so close - what the heck . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 17 Mar 15 - 06:59 PM It's Saint Paddy's Day! HOO-HAH!!!!!!! I am gonna get drunker than a boiled owl tonight! Just about to head out to Duffy's Bar and get together with my primate buddies there. Renata is outta town for a few days on a lawyer job. Probably a good thing. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: gnu Date: 17 Mar 15 - 01:39 PM Happy St. Patrick's Day! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 17 Mar 15 - 01:34 PM I had one of those but the wheels fell off. I once had a marriage like that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 17 Mar 15 - 11:56 AM Shame McBride would know what it meant. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: gnu Date: 17 Mar 15 - 11:13 AM I had one of those but the wheels fell off. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 17 Mar 15 - 10:52 AM Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Duit! Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig oraibh agus sláinte is táinte! Tabhair dom an rud céanna mar atá ag an fhear ar an t-úrlar. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 17 Mar 15 - 10:41 AM Hangin' around, Ebbie. Pat and her friend Mary are attending a conference on textiles and fabrics and quilts and stuff. I'm going to go walkabout in the Hysteric District today and tell people that they dress funny. Probably going to make dinner reservations at Shields' Tavern for dinner. We're flying, in an airplane, tomorrow and will be home again, home again Thursday. It's supposed to be near 80F here today. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST,# Date: 17 Mar 15 - 10:06 AM This is post 51991 which is a prime number. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 17 Mar 15 - 09:13 AM Yes, Amos, there are no extra virgins in Italy. There are also no extra virgins in Idaho, Nebraska, or North Dakota. All the extra virgins are purportedly being housed in an undisclosed location within shouting-but-not-spitting-distance of Greenville. Since there are at least thirty-five Greenvilles in the US and since shouting-but-not-spitting-distance is a relatively nebulous and undefined term, those |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Ebbie Date: 17 Mar 15 - 12:31 AM Whatcha doin' in Wmsburg, Rap? I spent some time there upon a time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 16 Mar 15 - 11:34 PM It s a sham anyway. I have it on good authority that there are NO extra virgins in Italy. It;s some kind of PR stunt to offset the wave of attention being garnered by the Muslims, I reckon. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 16 Mar 15 - 09:04 PM Mom! When did foodies start referring to extra virgin olive oil as "EVOO"? I was walking through the store the other day and saw an "EVOO Bottle" and had no idea what in the hell they were talking about. Took thirty seconds to decipher it. Why didn't they ask my permission to coin yet another ridiculous and unnecessary acronym? Like it's so damned hard to say "olive oil" that it has to be shortened. I mean the "extra virgin" part pretty much goes without saying if you're a foodie. They'd rather cut off a finger than use regular olive oil. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 16 Mar 15 - 08:10 PM Here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 16 Mar 15 - 08:06 PM 77F here tomorrow. Mind you, I'm in Billysburg, VA. Ebbie, it IS rude. But it's better then it used to be, with people flinging guns at each other. Why, people could have had a eye put out or something! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Acme Date: 16 Mar 15 - 08:02 PM I'm still knocking down the weeds in the back yard. I took a break when I flooded the mower motor. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: gnu Date: 16 Mar 15 - 11:50 AM Got the drift in front of Mum's front room window knocked down so she can see out. Now she can see the roadside snowbank and the top of the house across the street. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 16 Mar 15 - 11:38 AM We of the Sane Corner are pleased to verify your report of Spring. The first rattlesnake bite of the season was reported this week, at Dog Beach, and the rattlesnake died/ |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 16 Mar 15 - 11:14 AM It's SPRING here on the Gulf Coast! I love it! But I can do without the mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful shit. Anyone who thinks mud is luscious and puddles are wonderful has never driven a white car down my unpaved driveway after a prolonged rain. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Ebbie Date: 16 Mar 15 - 02:24 AM So they grab each other's guns? That is just rude. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Acme Date: 15 Mar 15 - 10:01 PM If you weaken during your storm confinement and click on that earworm, you'll find it is of the highest quality, an Ed McCurdy Original® earworm. It might give you something to do while you're stuck in the house. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 15 Mar 15 - 08:57 PM If it's true, as some physicists have postulated, that there are at least nine dimensions, then our universe of three dimensions plus time is dimensionally challenged. Are there special classes in which we can enroll our universe to bring it up to speed? And where does one get certified to teach remedial education for universes? The University of The Orion Nebula? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 15 Mar 15 - 04:53 PM Ebbie, these days the sheriff or marshal or brothel inspector walks up to the baddie, grabs his gun, and throws it away. The blackhat grabs the goody's gun and throws it away. This goes on until one of the guns breaks and whoever owns that gun loses. Not at all like the old days, described in that traditional Western song. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: gnu Date: 15 Mar 15 - 03:45 PM Buddy b'y. She's stove in here. Blowin a piece and snowin two. Nere movin outside a tha house cept ta scuff off in fronna Mum's back door on the side of her house that faces where a Nor'easter lays it's ugly egg every hour or so eh. Mine's on tha back and up at bridge level so she blows clean. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Ebbie Date: 15 Mar 15 - 01:11 PM Rap, thanks for the idea - and the visual - of gun flinging. I imagine one would hear the rattling and clanking for blocks around of the *real* bad guys. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: gnu Date: 15 Mar 15 - 01:10 PM Now, iffin yer talkin yer trajectory, I'd say yer Rap is the buzz. That there fellah knows about gravity and windage n such eh? Why, he could shoot the nuts off a flea (Fleas got nuts? Never thought about that.) on a megajump at a thousand yards with a .177 cal single pump air-spring break in a stiff wind. Well, that's according to what he posts eh? Well, kinda. I am just assuming. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 15 Mar 15 - 12:59 PM It also depends on what you have lately chewed and/or swallowed. Consider the difference between sucking on a freeze-dried alum lozenge and a moist ripe strawberry, blonde, on your spitting distance. Think too on this interesting measurement: spitting distance varies with the square of linear distance from a spouse, and with the cube of linear distance from a spouse's mater, or (Dx (MIL))^3 |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: gnu Date: 15 Mar 15 - 11:38 AM Me holes are all snowed in. She's a NOR'EASTER me zon, me zon. I'd say we're getting a good 16" outta this one. Winds whippin up drifts and expected ta give er some good at and after the sun's apogee. Oh crap! That's now. I'd better go scuff off er in fronna Mum's back door. If the wind blows me awa |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 15 Mar 15 - 07:23 AM By the way, I hereby declare this post, whatever its number, to be within spitting distance of 52,000. Subsequent posts shall be numbered "spitting distance minus one" etc. Or "spitting distance plus one" etc. It sort of depends on your perspective and whether you prefer entering the rabbit hole from the north entrance or the south entrance, or whatever other entrances rabbit holes have in the universe you choose to inhabit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: gnu Date: 14 Mar 15 - 08:59 PM Me too. It's a red flag. No way I can open it. I have enough worms to deal with without opening another can. Hmmm... who cans worms anyway? Ear what I'm saying? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 14 Mar 15 - 08:50 PM Sorry, but I find I must refrain from opening any link labeled "earworm". It might be totally innocuous, but it also might be Chongo singing "It's a Small World After All". |
