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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Donuel 18 Sep 18 - 06:47 AM
Rapparee 17 Sep 18 - 09:17 PM
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Donuel 16 Sep 18 - 10:08 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Sep 18 - 06:47 AM

Iwin & Yousefer Personal Injury Lawyers


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Sep 18 - 09:17 PM

How about the firm of Tak, Damuny, and Runne? Or Billum and Bigge?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Sep 18 - 01:02 PM

Dewey, Cheetum and Howe. I wonder if any of the old radio shows are still out there now that Garrison has apparently joined the #MeToo list. Some of the folks who were fingered seem to be resisting the accusations, and I think he's one. He might want to switch law firms.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Sep 18 - 11:32 PM

Isn't Ask Long & Foster a corporate law firm? Or am I thinking of Live Long & Prosper?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Sep 18 - 10:08 PM

Ask Long & Foster


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Sep 18 - 10:00 PM

If I go back to fencing do you think I will have to go electronic or will there be some old fogeys to steam fence with?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 Sep 18 - 06:53 PM

Gnu, thanks for telling us of your recent weight measurement.
My only question is,
is the weight reduction an improvement?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Sep 18 - 10:37 PM

Heh! I can see that you both have great know ledge of what I am talking about.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Sep 18 - 12:57 PM

I would attribute the decline in use of "twice" and "thrice" to the fact that they sound too much like imaginary diseases.

"Oh, my God! I went to the doctor and he said I have thrice! What am I gonna do?"

"Well, I've never had thrice, but I had a bad dose of twice a few years back. Penicillin cleared it right up."

"But thrice is 150% worse than twice. And, anyway, I'm allergic to penicillin. I can not take it."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Sep 18 - 10:54 PM

My self, I can not think that it is, for all intensive purposes, that it is even all most a problem. I say that two times, even three times! I can not say it over enough: it is not even all most a problem! Would you have me say that it is true for like a fail safe computer I tell you thrice? What do you expect, people to have put word lists or some thing in their mind?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Sep 18 - 10:21 PM

I also see people writing the word "myself" as "my self". Maybe it's texting that is causing these changes in the language. "ICU" now means "I see you". WTF? :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Sep 18 - 09:32 PM

Once more
into the breach, dear MOM,
once more ...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Sep 18 - 01:16 AM

Why are so many people online writing the word "intact" as two words ("in tact") these days? Then too, nobody seems to know the word "twice" any longer. They say "two times", but they never say "twice". Will "once" soon be altered to "one time" in order to simplify things and avoid confusing millennials? (rolling my eyes) I don't see people writing "cannot" any more either. Instead they write it as two words ("can not"). Are we merely witnessing the death of compound words or is it the end of literacy? What do you think, Rap?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Sep 18 - 08:57 PM

Of course, Mom was always great.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Sep 18 - 01:34 PM

Hoist Mom? Back up?

Make MOM Great Again!!!

MMGA!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 12 Sep 18 - 09:16 PM

Let's hoist MOM up again.
Glad to see gnu posting, hope you're all right.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 18 - 09:25 PM

That place in Salt Lake City has long been air conditioned. So are all the rest of them all over the world (and soon in Pocatello, Idaho!).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Sep 18 - 11:47 AM

Cool temple.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Sep 18 - 06:03 AM

A monsterous despicable twice flipped counter intellegence agent, yeah thats the ticket. That is a good character to develop as an unlikely anti hero.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Sep 18 - 11:39 PM

Felonious Gru is the lead character in the "Despicable Me" film series.

GRU is a Russian intelligence agency, successor to the KGB.

A grue is a monster. When something is described as gruesome, it's usually a grue's handiwork.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Sep 18 - 09:56 PM

Ah, yes, you are right. It is indeed "Groo the Wanderer" I was speaking of, and Rufferto, of course.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Sep 18 - 09:23 PM

LH, if you look closely that is "Groo."

K, if you receive such notify the postal inspectors. If it's actually threatening, notify the cops.

Donuel, this is Groot. Gru is "Gainseville Regional Utilities," a regional electric company in Florida. GRU also refers to the military intelligence arm of the Russian Army.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Sep 18 - 08:42 PM

keberoxu, do what any good movie actor in the trenches would do - lob that stink bomb back in the direction from which it came, marked "Refused. Return To Sender."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Sep 18 - 06:21 PM

You mean Groot LH. I am GRU.

I hope Amos lives atop a tall hill. He could be seeing 40 inches of rain.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Sep 18 - 06:00 PM

Rap - Gru is a character in a wonderfully funny series of comic magazines drawn by Sergio Aragones. He is what Conan would be like if Conan had an inspector Clouseau style tendency to misunderstand and screw up everything, causing mayhem and disaster wherever he goes. Gru is very good at ONE thing: killing vast numbers of people with his two swords. He employs only one of them in a standard fight, but if facing a really large number of hapless foes, he will use both swords, hacking down literally hundreds of poor wretches until the survivors scatter in all directions. Groo lives in an ancient time of swords and sorcery and makes his living wandering about looking for "a fray" (meaning another chance to kill people). He has a faithful canine companion named Rufferto. Rufferto is a lot smarter than Gru, although one could say that about almost any sentient life form. Next to Gru, Shane would appear almost intelligent. This is Gru, accompanied by Rufferto. Gru and Rufferto


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Sep 18 - 10:39 PM

Well, Star Trek's planet Moab IV is fictitious, but my planet Moab is real.

In a truly infinite universe with an infinite number of planetary names, it's inevitable that at least one will be named Moab. It's also inevitable that one will be named Planet, because in the solar system in which it's located, they don't call planets planets. They call them barcaloungers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Sep 18 - 07:26 PM

For informational purposes only:

The Moab system was an inhabited planetary system in the Moab sector. This system consisted of the primary Alpha Moab and six planets. In the mid-22nd century, a Human colony was established on Moab IV. See the Star Trek series.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 09 Sep 18 - 07:16 PM

Thanks, Rap. What is it about dental health and hearts? Veterinary doctors get really wound up about canine dental health regarding canine heart trouble.

My fellow BS Mothercatters,

-- !! I didn't mean it to sound like a euphemism,
but it sure does --

what would you all do,
if you expected someone to send you a passive-aggressive stinkbomb to your home address in the post?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Sep 18 - 07:03 PM

K, I'm going to cardiac rehabilitation, which is an attempt to make exercise feel good enough to become a regular part of my life. The infarct itself is irreversible, so I have to live with it. Right now it's kinda like the diabetes Type II I have (also courtesy of Agent Orange) -- well controlled and it scares the heck out of doctors and suchlike folks when I mention it (Dentist: "What's new?" Me: "Besides the heart attack?" Dentist: "WHAT!!!???").

Donuel, your spelling and grammar are atrocious in your last post. You might say, "I grew" or "I am grown" but "I am gru" is quite incorrect.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 09 Sep 18 - 06:13 PM

But Rapparee,
what about the infarct in a part of your heart?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Sep 18 - 10:53 AM

I am Gru


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Sep 18 - 08:19 PM

The USAF's MOAB is a bomb, but our MOAB is da bomb.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Sep 18 - 08:34 AM

And now something completely different

I suspect elephants not aliens.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Sep 18 - 10:41 PM

Well, it has been a fun couple of days.

Back in '62 or so my brother and I were plagued with chronic infections of our individual big toes -- mine left, his right. Eventually our respective toenails were removed, and that solved it.

However, the doctor left a tiny bit of something so that a nail of sorts would grow and protect the nailbed. The night before last my "nail" tore loose and was hanging by about hang of what should be there. Ouch, ouch, ouchy!

Today the podiatrist cut it off. The nail thingy, not my left great toe. Now the ouchy is different, and don't step on or otherwise annoy my toe if you wish not to become vitality-challenged.

Apparently this isn't too unusual because the doctor had a pre-made handout about toenail removal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Sep 18 - 10:28 PM

Yes, there's a Moab, Utah. Nice place, good brewpub. There's also
a MOAB.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Sep 18 - 08:45 PM

Yes, there is a city in Utah called Moab. There was also an ancient kingdom in part of what is now Jordan called Moab. In fact, given that there are billions of galaxies in the universe, each consisting of billions of stars, there is probably an entire planet somewhere called Moab. Just don't ask me exactly where it is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Sep 18 - 01:59 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moab,_Utah


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 10:17 PM

If I lost 30 pounds I'd disappear entirely. And I was talking about the size of American bottles, REAL beer bottles. Bottles like Coors Light and Budweiser comes in. Never touch either of them, mind you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 10:08 PM

I'm almost off of the Prednisone, so should be able to start losing weight finally. Aiming at losing about 30 pounds.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 07:32 PM

double take


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 05:37 PM

Rabbits prefer using hops.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 18 - 03:41 PM

A bottle of beer that uses cannabis flowers rather than its cousin hops, is longer lasting and more refreshing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Sep 18 - 06:05 PM

I hope that is not a carcinoma caused weight loss. I'm in the dark here. I thought the slice and dice was for comfort reasons.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Sep 18 - 01:37 PM

BTW. Not that anyone cares, but, I tipped, today, the scales at 120# lighter than I was on 2005.06.13... the day of the infamous Slice & Dice of my right parotid gland.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Sep 18 - 01:17 PM

"... 403,170 bottles of of beer of 355 milliliters each..."

No, cans are 355ml each. Bottles are 343ml each. You get a 10p return on bottles and a 5p return on cans. I don't care which costs less as I prefer the convenience of cans.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Sep 18 - 04:04 PM

My, that was sensitive! And so tastefully done.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Sep 18 - 03:48 PM

Poor Mom! Abandoned and alone! Mother, Dear Mother!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Sep 18 - 09:06 PM

To put it another way, it works out to 403,170 bottles of of beer of 355 milliliters each, or 143,125,350 milliliters. The average swimming pool that is 25 meters x 10 meters x (and average depth of) 1.5 meter holds 375,000,000 milliliters, so you couldn't by enough beer to fill a swimming pool. BUT a railroad tank car is limited by law to 130,597,000 milliliters, so you could buy 1.1 tank cars of beer. Mind you, the Idaho Legion goes through that much in a weekend.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Sep 18 - 08:37 PM

Perfect.

That would keep Shane going for, well, a couple of years, anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Sep 18 - 08:20 PM

750,000 Euros will buy 67,175 six-packs of Molson pale lager, with enough left over for a tin of breath mints.


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