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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Bee-dubya-ell 17 Jun 18 - 11:37 PM
Little Hawk 17 Jun 18 - 11:37 PM
keberoxu 17 Jun 18 - 10:47 PM
Rapparee 17 Jun 18 - 10:39 PM
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Rapparee 17 Jun 18 - 08:34 PM
Little Hawk 17 Jun 18 - 12:44 PM
Acme 17 Jun 18 - 12:28 PM
Little Hawk 17 Jun 18 - 11:14 AM
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keberoxu 16 Jun 18 - 09:34 PM
Little Hawk 16 Jun 18 - 12:49 PM
Donuel 16 Jun 18 - 09:03 AM
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Acme 15 Jun 18 - 08:58 PM
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Little Hawk 15 Jun 18 - 10:43 AM
Rapparee 15 Jun 18 - 09:25 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Jun 18 - 11:37 PM

Happy Father's Day, Mom!

(Mom transcends gender in the same way Gluon transcends space and time. Well, not exactly the same. Mom doesn't go around saying "QUARK!" all the time.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jun 18 - 11:37 PM

Poor Shane, still being rejected by the women of the Greater Blind River to Sudbury region.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 17 Jun 18 - 10:47 PM

Are you comparing me to Martin Gibson?
Yikes. I didn't mean to give that much offense . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jun 18 - 10:39 PM

Poor Keberoxu. Poor, poos Keberoxu. Poor Eisely. Poor, poor Eisely. Poor Martin Gibson. Poor, poor Martin Gibson.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 17 Jun 18 - 10:26 PM

. . . poor MOM, poor poor Mom!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jun 18 - 08:34 PM

Poor Amos. Poor, poor Amos. Poor LH. Poor, poor LH. Poor Bee-Dubya-Ell. Poor, poor Bee-Dubya-Ell. Poor Acme. Poor, poor Acme. Poor gnu. Poor, poor gnu. Poor me. Poor, poor me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jun 18 - 12:44 PM

I'm sorry to hear that. I'll have a look on Facebook.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Jun 18 - 12:28 PM

Bladder cancer. I think you'll find more on facebook or he may have posted in the Jane's Rainbow thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jun 18 - 11:14 AM

Has Amos been ill? What's going on with that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Jun 18 - 11:14 AM

Hey, Amos, did I tell you that we have a new pooch here at the house? We lost Cinnamon last December, and this little girl was rescued from the city animal shelter two weeks ago. Like your Maggie she apparently has a kind of rough history, but she's a gem and coming into her own here. It's a good thing MOM likes dogs because I think they're going to take over her porch swing as a dog lounge.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 Jun 18 - 09:34 PM

....after what Amos has been through,
I'm not certain if he saunters yet, much less swings ...

but it's good to hear, Amos, that you feel more yourself now.
Now, if I could only view what Frogprince shared.
It's photographs again,
but EVERY TIME I go to frogprince's link,
the Adult Content page comes up, and from there
I can only go to crocuses and fallen leaves which
are photos from a year ago or more....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jun 18 - 12:49 PM

You already *did* say "something", Bee-duya-ell. Do you have anything else to say?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jun 18 - 09:03 AM

In Early America the sins of the father were not the sins of the son which somewhat departed from European class prejudices regarding heritage.
As the Trump cult see charges of treason and traitorous acts draw closer, a new strategy may equate George Washington with committing traitorous acts of treason and may be starting to take shape. Should Trump align himself with a 'traitor' like GW his base may be proud of treason and Trump may survive.
This lie or false equivalency will not work with the enlightened,
but George did commit treason
against the King of England.


Republicans were wiling to risk Trump's Treason for a Supreme Court seat/
It was not worth it if justice prevails.


I would like to see E. Warren on the 2020 ticket but as VP.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Jun 18 - 07:10 AM

Hi, Mom!

I have nothing to say.

"Nothing."

There, I've said it.

I shall return when I feel like saying "Something."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Jun 18 - 08:58 PM

Yup.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 18 - 08:47 PM

Um...the prez is wrong to use the term "Pocahontas" as an invective. Consider the following, from Wikipedia but which can also be found elsewhere:

Pocahontas and her husband, John Rolfe, had one child, Thomas Rolfe, who was born in January 1615. The following year, Thomas' parents travelled to London.

Pocahontas and her father, Chief Powhatan, have many notable descendants, including Edith Bolling Galt Wilson, Woodrow Wilson's wife; American Western actor Glenn Strange, Las Vegas entertainer Wayne Newton as well as members of the First Families of Virginia, including George Wythe Randolph, Admiral Richard E. Byrd, and Virginia Governor Harry F. Byrd.

In 1907, Pocahontas became the first Native American to be honored on a US stamp. She was a member of the inaugural class of Virginia Women in History in 2000.

In July 2015, the Pamunkey Indian Tribe, descendants of the Powhatan chiefdom, of which Pocahontas was a member, became the first federally recognized tribe in the state of Virginia.


I find it difficult for a man descended from a whoremonger of the Klondike Gold Rush to cast aspersions about someone else.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Jun 18 - 07:35 PM

Elizabeth Warren grew up in Oklahoma. Odds are high that in her DNA resides some strands from relocated tribes. Especially if an earlier ancestor was able to pass. Since any name calling by Trump is meant to demean and offend, I make a point to never use those terms even in casual conversation. Texas also has a lot of hidden American Indian blood, as does North Carolina, where some Cherokee went so deep into the forest that they couldn't be found. A friend who was Choctaw had the same story of family who hid in the Mississippi swamps. If their children didn't look Indian, they passed as white. This is one reason those Ancestry-style DNA tests tell you not to be surprised. We knew for my ex there was Taino but we didn't realize there was an equal amount African and a smaller dose of Iberian. Idiot Trump wants to try to shame people for things they are proud of. More fool him. I won't say "now back to the B.S.," because I ended this post with discussion of Trump, who is nothing BUT B.S..


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 15 Jun 18 - 06:12 PM

Good of you, gnu,
to stick your head up and out,
and give us a greeting.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jun 18 - 12:10 PM

Even if you are related to General George Armstrong Custer, in this day and age you could give Senator Elizabeth Warren a run for her money by having Pocahontas in your sights.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jun 18 - 10:43 AM

Ah. Too many skeletons in the closet, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 18 - 09:25 AM

Nah. I know my genealogy and some of them characters ain't nothin' ta be proud of. Some are prit near as bad as chimpanzees and other monkeys.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jun 18 - 09:15 PM

Impressive! You really should go into politics.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 18 - 08:55 PM

This is the Theory Jack built.

    This is the Flaw
    That lay in the Theory Jack built.

    This is the Mummery
    Hiding the Flaw
    That lay in the Theory Jack built.

    This is the Summary
    Based on the Mummery
    Hiding the Flaw
    That lay in the Theory Jack built.

    This is Constant K
    That saved the Summary
    Based on the Mummery
    Hiding the Flaw
    That lay in the Theory Jack built.

    This is the Erudite Verbal Haze
    Cloaking Constant K
    That saved the Summary
    Based on the Mummery
    Hiding the Flaw
    That lay in the Theory Jack built.

    This is the Turn of a Plausible Phrase
    That thickened the Erudite Verbal Haze
    Cloaking Constant K
    That saved the Summary
    Based on the Mummery
    Hiding the Flaw
    That lay in the Theory Jack built.

    This is Chaotic Confusion and Bluff
    That hung on the Turn of a Plausible Phrase
    That thickened the Erudite Verbal Haze
    Cloaking Constant K
    That saved the Summary
    Based on the Mummery
    Hiding the Flaw
    That lay in the Theory Jack built.

    This is the Cybernetics and Stuff
    That covered Chaotic Confusion and Bluff
    That hung on the Turn of a Plausible Phrase
    And thickened the Erudite Verbal Haze
    Cloaking Constant K
    That saved the Summary
    Based on the Mummery
    Hiding the Flaw
    That lay in the Theory Jack built.

    This is the Button to Start the Machine
    To make with the Cybernetics and Stuff
    To cover Chaotic Confusion and Bluff
    That hung on the Turn of a Plausible Phrase
    And thickened the Erudite Verbal Haze
    Cloaking Constant K
    That saved the Summary
    Based on the Mummery
    Hiding the Flaw
    That lay in the Theory Jack built.

    This is the Space Child with Brow Serene
    Who pushed the Button to Start the Machine
    That made with the Cybernetics and Stuff
    Without Confusion, exposing the Bluff
    That hung on the Turn of a Plausible Phrase
    And, shredding the Erudite Verbal Haze
    Cloaking Constant K
    Wrecked the Summary
    Based on the Mummery
    Hiding the Flaw
    And Demolished the Theory Jack built.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jun 18 - 08:50 PM

Rap if you want to improve your aim I suggest using a target.
What do you have in mind?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jun 18 - 09:57 PM

Now I don't recall my anachronisms
because they happen before and between all
the medicationisms.
But I did quilting once and for all.


(I was channeling Shel Silverstien in one ear,
Rod Serling in the left and HG Well's in
the other in search of a rhyme.
I will am was OK in an Einstein hypertime.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 18 - 09:56 PM

gnu, it doesn't cost more than a dirty thirty to feed. Both pretty much have the same ballistics at 100 meters or so, and there are now bullets available to match the...effects. Now, iffen you want to dump that 94 and mail it to me all the parts, I'm pretty good at puzzles.... I'm not mad at Canada; shucks, Alberta shares a border with Idaho and I've been in most of the Provinces including New B.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jun 18 - 08:56 PM

I take non sequitall
I will not quit.
My wife's a quilter.
I say try harder
but she says "I quilt".
I did not quit.
So she gave me
Forgetitall.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Jun 18 - 06:04 PM

Donuel's last post was a fine example of a Mom sequitur.

A Mom sequitur is a bit like a non sequitur, but not exactly. Whereas a non sequitur literally "does not follow", a Mom sequitur does follow, but in a manner perceptible only to the highly trained senses of long-time MOABites.

"See the cat? See the cradle?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 13 Jun 18 - 01:41 PM

Many thanks, gnu.
I didn't want to be the one to get post number 57400.
Always like to leave those for
Rapparee the Imperious and His Closest Associates,
like yourself, the Imperial Game Warden.

If Sylvie and Bruno is not to your taste,
you may disregard this part of my post.

Rapparee has left out / forgotten a plot detail
which is used to hold the story together.

Two little children have a father, and their father
is an important means, as the children are,
for linking the diverse kingdoms / "realities."

Though the children are evidently part fairy/elf/whatever,
they may travel as far as
human "reality" where they meet with the Englishwomen and -men,
in Elveston, out in the country.

The children's father, who is never given a name, only an office,
does not appear in Elveston or in England.

He is the acting Warden of Outland, however, and
he has just been chosen King of Elfland,
which is part of but not the whole of the fairy realm.

One ongoing part of the plot, from beginning to end,
is the father's transition from Warden of Outland
to King of Elfland.
The father is hard at work putting this transition into place;
it is one reason that his children are under the care of others in Outland,
while he moves back and forth between kingdoms.

There are indeed satires about academia. There are other satires in place,
and these figure largely in the Outland episodes/chapters.
As in the heading for one of the first chapters:

"Less Bread! More Taxes!"
How COULD you forget that one?
Or the riposte of the villainous Wife of the Vice-Warden:
"It runs in families,
much as a love of pastry does."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Jun 18 - 01:14 PM

Fine iron, Rap but how does the cost of 45 ammo compare to 30? My 94 WIN Dirty Thirty carbine (I know, I know) is deadly to 200m though I have never 'used' it past about 125m... the Acadian Forest be some shockin' thick where I used to go. Been on 'em at 10m on a rain.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jun 18 - 10:23 AM

Woad yur horses how about Tessellated galactic cat quilts. Or cat quilt kilts


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Jun 18 - 10:21 AM

♫♫♫♫♫

Oh, the woad is wocky but it won't be wocky wong

♫♫♫♫♫


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 18 - 09:19 AM

Tom Paxton wrote, "It's a long and dusty woad, it's a hot and heavy woad...."

Thanks to her experimentation, we now have a woad-burning fireplace.

You've read Steinbeck's book, "The Grapes of Laff"? It's about Tom Woad and his family, Okies who really had the blues.



Unfortunately, I've got more of 'em....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 18 - 10:45 PM

It's a puzzle, a real muddle of the woad. But then, what woad you do?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jun 18 - 10:35 PM

??????

Don't this woad look wuff and wocky?

??????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 18 - 10:00 PM

Well, my wonderful wife is in Lincoln, Nebraska to co-present on "The Other Blues"* at the International Quilt Study Center and Museum on the U. of Nebraska campus in Lincoln. She reminded me that I had promised her a list of Bison Books (U. of N. Press trademark) to see if she could obtain, so I sent her a list of five. Her presentation is Saturday, the thing has been sold out for awhile now, and she and her co-presenter are awed by the bevy of Big Names In The Quilt World who will be there.


*That is, woad, Pruisian blue, logwood, mineral "dyes", and things other than aniline and indigo. Woad contains the same chemical that gives indigo its blue dye.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Jun 18 - 08:23 PM

Alas, I didn't travel the path of tracking down all of the works of Mr. Dodson, unlike my interest in Tolkien and Bradbury, and when I was younger, Beverly Cleary. In the "for what it's worth" category, you can download the book for free here. And I might just do that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Jun 18 - 10:27 AM

Plots be damned.
In the second volume it needed a good space alien to pull all the quilt squares together at the end to explain the many worlds quantum theory but alas the space alien only carped about the British gubmint.


It's probably a good example of half heartedly fulfilling a commitment to a lucrative advance after going down best selling rabbit holes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 18 - 09:25 AM

Two volumes, fairy children, skipping around between fairy lands (Outland? et al.) and our "reality", a quilt-like pattern to the structure, I think it's a satire on academia. That's about all I remember; I haven't read it in years and don't have a copy in my library.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 11 Jun 18 - 09:17 PM

Rapparee, what do you recall
about Sylvie and Bruno?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 18 - 09:13 PM

The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
          Good Ol' Bob Southey

You are old, Father William, the young man cried,
?The few locks which are left you are grey;
You are hale, Father William, a hearty old man,
?Now tell me the reason I pray.

In the days of my youth, Father William replied,
?I remember'd that youth would fly fast,
And abused not my health and my vigour at first
?That I never might need them at last.

You are old, Father William, the young man cried,
?And pleasures with youth pass away,
And yet you lament not the days that are gone,
?Now tell me the reason I pray.


In the days of my youth, Father William replied,
?I remember'd that youth could not last;
I thought of the future whatever I did,
?That I never might grieve for the past.

You are old, Father William, the young man cried,
?And life must be hastening away;
You are chearful, and love to converse upon death!
?Now tell me the reason I pray.

I am chearful, young man, Father William replied,
?Let the cause thy attention engage;
In the days of my youth I remember'd my God!
?And He hath not forgotten my age.


I have read pretty much everything Charley Dodgson wrote, including the logic books.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 11 Jun 18 - 04:00 PM

Old Father William!
Do YOU know the book Sylvie and Bruno?
It's a crazy-quilt of a book!
What parts of Sylvie and Bruno do you like?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jun 18 - 01:33 PM

BWL, careful - Tick abuse can lead to
depression


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Vashta Nerada
Date: 11 Jun 18 - 01:12 PM

Here, BWL. I love any excuse to post this poem:

‘You are old, Father William’ (1865)
Lewis Carroll

“You are old, Father William,” the young man said,
“And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head –
Do you think, at your age, it is right?”

“In my youth,” Father William replied to his son,
“I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.”

“You are old,” said the youth, “as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door –
Pray, what is the reason of that?”

“In my youth,” said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
“I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment – one shilling the box –
Allow me to sell you a couple?”

“You are old,” said the youth, “and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak –
Pray, how did you manage to do it?”

“In my youth,” said his father, “I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.”

“You are old,” said the youth, “one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose –
What made you so awfully clever?”

“I have answered three questions, and that is enough,”
Said his father; “don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you downstairs!”


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jun 18 - 12:19 PM

Wearing protective clothing doesn't discourage ticks, it places a barrier between your skin and the ticks. Similarly, using insect repellent doesn't discourage ticks, it repels them. The only way to discourage a tick is to catch it when it first gets on you, swat it on the nose with a rolled up newspaper*, and say, "Bad tick! Bad Tick!"

*If you still have such a thing as a physical newspaper handy, that is. If you get your news online, hitting the tick with a laptop, tablet, or cell phone will generally work just as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 18 - 11:54 AM

If you want to truly discourage ticks, the thing to wear is a full-body black rubber wet suit. And it'll really keep you warm too!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jun 18 - 11:49 AM

Tucking my pants in my socks to discourage ticks is not as dorky as wearing a belt, suspenders and holster


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jun 18 - 11:32 AM

Mom!

It has occurred to me that I have grown old, I have grown old, but I have not worn my pants legs rolled!

When I was young, I was certain that doing so was inevitable, because Mr. Eliot told me so. Now, the only circumstance under which I can imagine wearing my pants legs rolled would be if I bought the wrong length pants and was too lazy to return them to the store.

Anyway, I live in Florida. I wear shorts most of the year. Rolled up legs on short pants are cute on females of appropriate age, but well beyond weird on old men.

And I still dare to eat a peach, though only if they're nice and soft.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 18 - 10:20 AM

What if you get attacked by drunken hosers? What then?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 18 - 11:13 PM

gnu, I think I'm going to get a Marlin 1894 in .45 Colt. It'll work for deer and I have a .45-70 for anything bigger (like bison, grizzly, water buffalo, hippo, rabbits...). I have a 12 and 20 and a .22 so I'm covered.


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