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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

MMario 20 Sep 06 - 10:41 AM
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MMario 20 Sep 06 - 10:26 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 10:41 AM

Amos - in this day of panty-hose; "blue -butted" is a logical, though rare, extension of the Regency "blue-stocking" -- thus appropriate for Schoolmarms.

sometimes youare so littoral.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 10:38 AM

Adit - A horizontal or near horizontal entrance into a mine from the surface. This tunnel may be used for haulage, drainage, ventilation or any combination of the three. Adits in the Highlands typically average 6 feet wide by 6 1/2 feet tall and are somewhat arched

Grizzly - A grating placed over an opening to an ore pass or chute usually made of steel rails that prevents large rocks or ore from falling below.

Stope - The cavity or void created after the ore has been excavated

Blue-butted is a term usually applied to baboons, monkeys, some species of birds and one kind of lizard, but I have never heard it applied to schoolmarms -- how would anyone know? If Rapaire reforms I am sure he will give us some source references for his logorrheic fantasy, in any case.

Spinnakers are foresails, but the only connection of spnnaker with mining is inthe software world, a data-mining software module.

It would be so nice if Rapaire chose to enlighten us. Of course, it might be too much trouble since it would require a major change of purpose from "impress" to "inform".

Sigh. Maybe Mom will wallop him. At least that would be fun to watch.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 10:26 AM

CLEVER! I like.

*sigh* he-who-should-not-be-responded-to appears to be ramping up for another full fledged non-discussion about what he oh-so-carefully considers to be NOT telling Max how to run the site. For someone who complainss about witch-hunts he certainly seems capable of operating one!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 10:25 AM

As one who prefers clarity to intentional and oppressive obscurity, I should point out that a "prussik knot" is actually a Prusik knot, named after Karl Prusik, a climbing expert.

Rapaire's stream-of-semitechnical-consciousness, in contrast, is intentionally as confusing and demeaning to the reader as possible. There is a common misconception that doing this sort of thing makes the originator seem knowledgeable or important. This, I have learned from long hard experience on both sides of the exchange, is a delusion. WHile such fugues of poly-babble certainly qualify generically as BS, I don't think anyone would defend the assertion that they constitute quality BS.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 10:22 AM

If you're experiencing difficulties perhaps you're allergic to heavy metal. You might want to consult a metallergist.

Down, spellcheck, down! It's supposed to be that way!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 09:30 AM

Heavy metal. He was after really heavy metal, and Guns 'n' Roses and Kiss and Van Halen just weren't doing it for him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 09:27 AM

ahhh - mystery solved. but he's not trying for metal on metal, is he?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 09:26 AM

Gus had spotted color -- or so he thought -- on the bar. That's what started the whole mess in the first place. He tried panning and even rocking, and then he called for help and you can see what the result of that was! We thought the town would be washed away when the sluice crashed and the pumps in the winze failed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 09:22 AM

it is morning once again. I'm preparing for a trip to 1603 this weekend. So if I'm not around, that's probably where I will be.

Unless I decide to go to some other time period.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 09:06 AM

You're right, that does sound interesting, and lucky that nobody was in the wrong place when it happened.

Messing about in boats is fun. Pimms and a punt is slightly less energetic though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 09:02 AM

I think he's having one of those conversations with the mirror things like you see on Hollywood Boulevard.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 08:57 AM

Well, THAT was interesting. And I'm danged glad it's over. Carabiners can fail, but you really wouldn't expect that a spinnaker could do that. Especially after the prussik knot was so well tied, and the saddle wasn't even a center-fire rig. The main shaft was flawed, I guess, and that allowed the adit to collapse on the grizzly. Anyway, the bearing were salvaged and so was the collar so nobody was hurt. Bruised, sure, but you'd expect that from overburden removal with slurry and the after-leading halyards in irons. Fortunately, we'd truss tackled the tops, and so when the highline dropped a blue-butted schoolmarm on the stope we were all okay.

As I said, it was interesting and I'm right glad it's over!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 12:45 AM

He doesn't seem to be paying any attention to MOM at all lately.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 05:09 PM

Dang. ANother tantalizing image come to nought.

It's just as well. I don't think Mom woulda stood for it.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 03:02 PM

Nothing to watch at all. We had a heavy rain this week. My dogs would be so glad to see him when he got here that they'd jump on him with their muddy feet and he'd have to use all of his industrial strength soap to get the dirt out of his clothes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 12:02 PM

Please give advance notice if this starts up, as I woudl like to watch.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 10:47 AM

He'd have to catch me first.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:57 AM

oooooo! Stilly - if "teensie weenie falcon" heard you say that he'd wash your mouth out with industrial grade soap!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:55 AM

I'm really pleased to have found the gutter helmet--what a concept! But think of what it might have done to some of the songs we love, of drunks lying in gutters--if they'd been wearing gutter helmets, would the pig have gotten up and slowly walked away, or would he have demanded one also? Would the lady in disguise have been less disguised wearing a gutter helmet?

Great thoughts to ponder, my friends. It's like as if You-Know-Who were igorning the prime directive.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:49 AM

hmmppphhh! I'm gonna go over and play on the 85 billion thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:30 AM

MOM! Mario and Bunn and Amos are picking on me again because I'm better and smarter and better looking than they are! MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Make 'em stop! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! They don't even know the Boy Scout Law and stuff! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! They're being mean to me because I'm special! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:13 AM

No, he's just having visions. So long as they're suitably messianic, or cryptic, or fueled by Patmos Mushrooms or such like, then it's fine. It's not as if he's in charge of anything that important.

At least he's managed to keep Kirche and State seperate, by giving all that fire-water to the Idaho legion I understand it's a big issue over there....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:11 AM

Stop beating your chest in disrespect, Honorable Book-Man -- you dishonor yourself in reflection.

Kowabunga Garumph Whick-Tooey
First Senior Upper Elder Higher Chief


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:01 AM

MOM!



Rapaire's fibbing again!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 08:56 AM

TRUE sons (and daughters) of Mom wouldn't wait to put on a Gutter Helmet before rushing to rescue her from The Darkness. TRUE children of Mom are brave, clean, thrifty, reverent, trustworty, loyal, helpful, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, and does a Good Turn daily. TRUE children of Mom are physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight.

Thus I have spoken, and so it is and so it will be.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 08:48 AM

'mornining Mom. is the coffee ready?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 12:00 AM

I think I will get one of those Gutter Helmets for days when Mom is swooping a-southward toward the dark horizon, her poor head reeling with bad ideas and her blood pounding with the terror of a long fall toward the endless edge of all being. When it seems her acceleration is unstoppably, ineluctably south to the bottom, then I will strap on my Gutter Helmet and with the grace of God and the dexterity with which our Mother endowed me, I will swoop down and snatch Mom from the gutter. I will do this, not once, nor thrice, by a thousand times as long as Mother needs me. For I yam a true Son of Mom.

Thus have I spoken.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 10:28 PM

Good Heavens! I didn't know Yaga was sick! Do you have any more information? Is Yaga in the hospital and if so, which one?

Oh my, this is terrible! Poor old Yaga.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 09:44 PM

and now googley is offering to make Yaga better.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 09:13 PM

So why is Google now offering a Gutter Helmet and a Roofer's Directory? A gutter helmet? Does it think your trip into the well to get peed on constitutes landing in the gutter?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 08:51 PM

How nice to have a friend. I used to have a friend. His name was Andy. We'd play in the yard and go for walks together. Sometimes he'd just run away and then the dog catcher would bring him back. Once I fell into an old well and as I was looking up Andy peed on the well sweep. He was my friend except when I didn't have food. Then he wasn't my friend any more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 07:45 PM

What's so great about a pal in Drôme? I have pals all over the damn planet!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 06:41 PM

Palidrome! I got a palindrome!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 06:24 PM

Hey, Mom, I'm back from jury duty. After two days I didn't get picked. Lucky me! I have too much to do this week.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 05:54 PM

Yes, I understand. And that is why I cannot tell you about the initiation ceremonies or even the general plans of the groups I belong to: The Illuminati, The Council of Nine, The Quorum, The American Library Association, and the rest. Suffice to say that you will soon Know, if you know what I mean. In other words, the black helicopters are coming and resistance is both futile and infantile.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 05:17 PM

If only the ceremonies were not confidential, Rapaire, I would come out and excoriate you for the blatant inaccuracy of your alleged professional talents. But since they are, I cannot. I am sure you understand that.

But you are right about the instrument I play.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 01:36 PM

Well, at least you're now accusing him of being a musician. There are worse things...

I conclude I know people with too much time on their hands. I got, at the last count, 8 replies, to an email, just to point out I had dates for their dairies, and would their kitchen do , as they didn't have one, or some such cleverness.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 11:44 AM

Because I am a librarian, I found this picture of Amos at the "male bonding" thing. And I was in error: he is not a drummer for a weird rock group. Nope, guitar all the way.

Sorry for thinking you were a drummer, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 09:23 AM

Gosh, Rapaire, not onlly do you know the most interesting people, but when you don't know one, you invent one from whole cloth!! How talented, rich-hearted, gracious and insightful you are!!

I had a grand time in the Eastern Hills of northern San Diego county, and when I came home I found all my mail had bonded because someone spilled coffee on the stack. I don't think this mail-bonding is all it's cracked up to be. But I met a lot of wonderful folks over the weekend.

S


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 08:34 AM

I can't get away to Getaway. Were I to jet away on the jetway to get away to Getaway I would return to find my job had gotten away.

Speaking of getaways, Short Slick Sam, up at at the Legion, managed to get out of Mingo Mary's bedroom last night after her husband, the castrator down at the cattle auction...why are there ads at the bottom for "Girl's Pink Panties"? Does Google think I'm some sort of, well, you know what? Will ads for girls' bicycle seats be next? Should I be offended?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 08:19 AM

come to getaway and find out!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 10:02 PM

Gee, Mom. It certainly has been quiet since Amos went off to some male bonding/drum playing ritual. Wait a minute...Mom, you don't think that Amos...nah...Mom, is it true that Amos is the drummer for a heavy metal punk satanic rock group??? That his lovable, kind, intelligent persona is just a facade for a tone-deaf, skins-thumping, purple-Mohawked, leopard-skin-thong wearing, pierced and tattoed, devil-worshiping, Goth drummer??????? That he's even now out smashing up motel rooms and throwing toilet fixtures out of windows while getting drunk on cheap liquor and smoking lousy dope just because it's available?

I'll betcha I'm right!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 08:37 PM

Nope, when I'm Pope I'm gonna model my papacy after that of my papal hero, Alexander VI.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 04:07 PM

Nope, just act all mad and such like, you know, just have few beers, say what's on your mind, and sit back and watch the fuss.

Or did you mean a 17th century english author....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 02:01 PM

Will you wear a beenie?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 10:25 AM

Boy oh boy, Mom, that Stilly sure stays up late. Why can't I stay up late? How come I have to go to bed immediately after dinner, huh? I'll bet it's not because I'm nasty and mean and you want to get rid of me, like Amos says. I'll bet it's because my prayers take so long to say, what with me praying for all those people. Yeah, I'll bet it's because I'm so good and holy and Amos and Stilly and everybody else ain't, that's what I'll bet.

Someday I'll be Pope or something and they'll all be sorry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 01:39 AM

Mom, I'd like it to rain here tomorrow, but ask Amos to keep his hurricane at his house if it gets that far north. I want a gentle rain, not something that blows the roof off.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Sep 06 - 04:34 PM

Hey, Mom, go take a look at the article I posted today on my "I read it in the newspaper" thread. That nurse has a good outlook on life, all things considered!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Sep 06 - 12:12 PM

Ain't no nooky like Chinooky, said the salmon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 16 Sep 06 - 08:43 AM

Has the whole world stopped making sense for everyone, or is it jusy me?


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