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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 18 May 18 - 09:58 AM
Donuel 18 May 18 - 09:51 AM
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Amos 15 May 18 - 01:35 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 May 18 - 04:39 PM
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Rapparee 12 May 18 - 09:54 PM
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Acme 12 May 18 - 10:29 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 May 18 - 09:58 AM

The final number of the largest prime number is the same final number as pi. THAT'S a real coincidence that has all the mathematicians talking!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 18 May 18 - 09:51 AM

Ah but who has the largest prime?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 18 - 03:59 PM

I also copped 57275.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 18 - 03:58 PM

Please note that I copped 52725 - -- a palindromic number -- and made no fuss about it. That is because I am meek and humble of heart.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 May 18 - 11:20 PM

I just finish a nice dinner with two old friends. Tomorrow I shall see some relatives. Friday my brother and I are going to blow off a reunioning thing to go to dinner with our sister-in-law, her son and his wife, and their two girls.

I have my trusty li'l computer with me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 May 18 - 02:34 PM

Wise guys from New Jersey are know to steal lots of shit but they don't take any shit.
Go figger, they don't take any guff either.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 May 18 - 11:14 AM

Rapparee is off reunioning,
so it's up to the rest of us to keep MOM above the horizon.

My neck of the woods got a little windblown but otherwise
survived the meteorological havoc last night.
Must check to see if that tornado watch,
west of here,
resulted in any actual tornadoes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 15 May 18 - 04:55 PM

Managing physical hurdles is as easy as pie compared to those who are stymied by fear throughout the process of intervention and healing.

Conquering fear is the name I give what Rap calls being a big boy.
The movie 'Defending your Life' is a masterpiece of conveying this notion. Well done Amos


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 15 May 18 - 04:44 PM

It kind of figures.
Rapparee readies for another voyage,
and all meteorogical Bethlehem breaks loose over here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 May 18 - 01:35 PM

I tell my dog that all the time: "Stay! Figger!" and she does; she figgers out when she can get off the hook and then walks off.

I have to say the business of acquiring a new organ is most peculiar. Last time I learned the art of micturition was back in the 1940's, and a lot has changed since then--not the basics, I guess, but the appliances are very different this time around.

If your bladder is in good nick, I suggest taking good care of it and using the original indefinitely. Substituting body parts is really a pain the patootie, as it were.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 May 18 - 04:39 PM

Mom!

Why is it necessary for one to "go figger"? Is it not possible to figger without first going? And where is one supposed to go to do this figgering?

Next time someone tells me to "Go figger," I'm going to tell them, "No! I'm too tired to go anywhere. I'll just figger right here."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 May 18 - 12:48 PM

Bon voyage, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 May 18 - 09:54 AM

Thanks, all my kindly sibs, for you sentiments and encouragements.

I have learned that pain hurts, which is probably why we avoid it so diligently. I guess I had forgotten about it. But this post op condtion of having been sliced and diced and told to put it back together is definitely an object lesson in the nature of pain.

So I am relying on the God Pharma to see me through and asking him to forgive me my sins of heretical irreverencies past. I know I haven't bowed down to his All-Powerful Self as contritely as I should but I shall endeavour to do better and praise his polysyllabic Name.

So far I am squeaking through on Tylenol. I am saving the hard stuff to help my puir ole mother in law bump herself off when the time comes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 May 18 - 09:54 PM

No, I got Pele excited with my presence and I forgot to tell her I was leaving. I did call and leave voice mail, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 May 18 - 01:35 PM

Great news from A. And home so soon! Glad all went according to plan.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 May 18 - 10:29 AM

My apologies to Daly, Amos - I also tried calling and left a message on your mobile phone. Get well and give Barky and Maggie each a pat on the head.

Agree with Donuel about the mistake of sending Rap to Hawaii. Clearly you gave the gods a bad taste and they're trying to get it out of their mouths. Don't go anywhere near Iceland, Italy, or Japan for a while, you hear?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 12 May 18 - 08:50 AM

Routine will soon replace your learning curve and you will have advantages compared to some of us Amos.

What did Rap do to Hawaii? Is he an eco terrorist or did he anger the volcano gods? Stay tuned for the steam explosion. Kabloowey!

The lost art of a light crisp inch thick beer batter fish fry may someday be found.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 May 18 - 08:30 PM

Bee-Dub, I thought it was the employees who were hand battered.

From AMOS!!!

IT's not the same place I left a few days ago, but I am home. The dog recognized me. I got through all the hoops in some record short time, I think, but I am burdened with more instructions and gadgets than I would have believed possible. USing the urostomy bag is a major learning experience at first. There are seven kinds of doohicky you can use for night sleeps, hiking, etc. Not to mention the barrage of prescriptions they fired at me as I was leaving the hospital. Sweet Mother of Gawd! Poor Daly has her hands so full trying to just handle message and phone calls and the like, not to mention laundry and (now) giving me injections of some kind of blood thinner.

I have to get to work puzzling the schedule out. But I wanted you to know I have survived surgery and am home in one piece.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 May 18 - 07:02 PM

Hi, Mom!

My wife and I stopped at a Captain D's restaurant for a late lunch/early supper.   All the employees were wearing tee-shirts that said "Hand Battered Since 1969!" Can you imagine that? Some poor schmuck has been battering the same piece of fish for 49 years! Once he gets through battering the thing, he'll probably fry it until 2067.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 May 18 - 10:16 AM

If Amos doesn't post somewhere sometime soon I shall assume that he's been bladder than usual and Mom has again confined him to his room, where he is shelling pees.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 May 18 - 12:08 PM

Acme... "Our bodies may be falling apart but our minds are sharp."

Speak for yourself.

My thoughts are of Amos and I await word with bated breath.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 18 - 09:33 AM

While does "infarct" sound like a word not to use in polite society?

"Psst! Joe!!! Zip up!! Your infarct is showing!"

"Come, Scarlett. Let us infarct together."
"You, sir, are a cad! A poltroon! Get off my plantation!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 May 18 - 11:03 PM

Our bodies may be falling apart but our minds are sharp.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 May 18 - 09:43 PM

From the Conclusion of my Nukleer Stress Test Report:

"Perfusion imaging is abnormal. There is evidence of prior infarction in the territory of the right coronary artery. The left ventricle is dilated. Left ventribular systolic function is moderately reduced."

So I had a heart attack I didn't know about. It also says my left ventricle is plumb flabby and the pressure it exerts is reduced.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 May 18 - 09:01 PM

Written by Amos, 12 hours ago:

"I am about to leave for the hospital, to deliver my weary bod into the hands of the Boojums and the medicos for a few days. I am particularly intrigued by the prospect of 4-6 hours under anaesthesia while my plumbing gets reconfigured. I would prefer to sit on the ceiling watching every move, but my spiritual powers may not be up to such prowess as an act of will. So I may just slip into darkness and (I would hope) slip back out again into wakefulness at the turn of a valve by some kind anaesthesiologist who (one hopes) is paying close attention."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 08 May 18 - 04:27 PM

Jed Marum's membership posts, when I tested them,
lined up to over five thousand,
so he was busy enough here, in his day. RIP.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 18 - 11:32 AM

It may start as an adventure or a sight-seeing trip, but either can quickly and unexpectedly degenerate into something Beyond Chaos.

I remember one time some friends and I started off on an adventure. Wives and sweethearts gathered at the dock to see us off, weeping and waving hankies and small children wondering what was going on. We pushed off, heading for Hannibal, when a violent storm came up. We were tossed about like corks in a blender, lightning striking the water all around us, claps of thunder shaking our frail craft, waves washing over the larboards and ripping the sails from their valance rods. We took in the mizzenhead, backed her, and were breasting a tsunami when a sperm whale stove our good ship in with a fluke slap of a fluke and we were all flung into the raging. white-capped, mountainous, waves. All hands were lost or eaten by ravenous salt-sea sharks save I myself, and I am the only one left to tell the tale.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 May 18 - 04:24 AM

Uncharted adventure? All adventures are uncharted. If they're charted, they aren't adventures. They're just sightseeing trips.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 May 18 - 09:32 PM

Darn, I didn't see the note about your performance until it was past.

Just concentrate on getting well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 18 - 09:18 PM

Amos, I shan't suggest you do as I do before a surgery and check You Tube. Yes, the worst could happen and you would have to sit to pee or empty a bag. I have a good friend who does that and he still runs his business and investments quite handily. Being from Thailand, he also plays the khim, which is a sort of hammered dulcimer. He is also a PhD in civil engineering and holds a law degree from Thailand, where he was a cop. Sanji hasn't let it interfere with living and you won't either. If you do, I'll send Sanji to North Carolina to whap you upside the head.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 May 18 - 05:33 PM

IT's moment like that that make certain platitudes ("It's all good." and "You do your thing and I'll do mine" kind of meaningless.

Anyway, howdy-do to Mom and the subs. I am playing a radio gig tonight here in Hillsborough, our local radio station WHUP fm which also does streaming if you Google it. I think out segment starts at 8 EST, under the handle "Agapo".

Monday I spend thw day preparing and shaking in trepidation. Tuesday is surgery. After that it is all uncharted adventure!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 18 - 10:35 PM

"So, Mr. Jones, how are the suppositories I prescribed for your hemorrhoids working?"

"Well Doc, I don't think they're doing much, and they taste terrible."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 May 18 - 12:25 PM

Hi Mom and sibs!

Just in case you may be inclined toward an optimistic view of the intelligence of the average human, always remember this:

Pharmacies are required to print instructions like "Take twice daily by mouth" on pill bottle labels so customers won't stick the pills up their asses instead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 May 18 - 11:14 AM

I reckon we'll get some frost next week.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 May 18 - 10:48 PM

I doubt that I shall be coming, although I would like to.

The stress test was stressful, and I eventually went to sleep on one or both of the tables that were used. However, as they do not yet know the results of the test I couldn't sleep, so I am back at home and awaiting the results. Nothing so far, so I guess nothing of great import was found.

I am, however, currently radioactive. I was injected with 99mTc, which decays into Pu-239. I was given enough for the decay element to become a critical mass and I expect to either start supplying electricity or exploding any minute now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 May 18 - 07:50 PM

MOM is heartbroken today to learn of the passing of Jed Marum. I don't know if he ever actually paid us much attention, but I seem to recall his dropping in a time or two. Someone read the whole thread and let us know (or check Jed's posts, that would probably be faster.)

If there is a celebration of life or funeral and anyone is coming to town to attend, let me know. I have a couple of guest rooms. Well, a guest room and a craft room where I can move stuff off of the bed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 May 18 - 07:39 PM

MOM, Rapparee is busy being stressed, I mean being tested, by the physicians.
So I will hoick you back up out of the sub-basement today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 02 May 18 - 06:06 PM

For fun virtually visit the National Inventors Hall of Fame

click history and see the icons of inventions

http://www.invent.org/


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 02 May 18 - 05:46 PM

tsuris - a magically healing ancient Yiddish word. It gets an express connection to god's ear.

well done


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 May 18 - 04:41 PM

I have to trust anything named da Vinci. It's in my blood or something. Thanks to Rapp for echoing my immortal prose here from there. It's not that I don't care about Mom, it's just I get addlepated and don't realize how long its been since I visited her sacred temple. Imagine! A whole page of Mom posts without my name on it. It's disgraceful, as The Orange One would say. Also, "No collusion!". Don't get me started.

Seriously, I have been on a clinical trial routine of chemotherapy combining cisplatin and gemcitabine (something like that) with a an immune system stimulant designed to make the body's own immune system recognize cancer cells and take them out. Anything to help move science forward, especially when so many are trying to move it backwards. Spare me from idiocy. So now, with the chemo behind me, they want to take the bladder out altogether to ensure no sneaky cancer cells pop back into play. Such tsuris. Surgery is on the 8th instant. Will advise.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 02 May 18 - 02:19 PM

self cloned bladders were the first organs developed by the NIH that people could use anew. I don't know how all the sphincters work.

The robot surgeon is named Leonardo d'Vinci and doesn't get hangovers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 May 18 - 07:48 PM

Thanks for asking.
No, keberoxu is not on Facebook.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 May 18 - 07:24 PM

MOM wants to know if Keberoxu is on Facebook. *Asking for a friend.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 May 18 - 06:32 PM

Amos saith, in part, 22 hours before this post:

I have just returned from a loverly weekend in the wilding hills of West Virginia where a clan of song-loving folkies gather to spend the days and evenings swapping songs at a rustic inn called The Brazen Head. A long long drive. But well worth it for the chance to get my fix of people in song. :D

On the 8th of May I will be delving into the unknown as the amazing technology of modern medicine again converges on my mortal shell to tweak and remodel it. This time it will be a robotic surgeon with six arms which will be moving in through six very small incisions to remove my trusty bladder and some auxiliary bits including the seminal vesicles and prostate gland, so that when I awake I will have to re-learn the rare art of urination all anew, but this time en plastique. As far as I can recall I was an average student of micturition in my first training on the course back in the 1940's, and improved steadily to the point where I could write my name in the snow. I am not sure how well that will work with this new system, but the nurse who was trying to coach me on what to expect reassured me cheerfully that I would still be able to point the stream. Preserve the small pleasures, that's what I say.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 May 18 - 02:58 PM

I'm glad you didn't hack of the top of the storm picture to fit in an 8ft. ceiling room. Umbrellas do cheer it up.

I knew the guy who planned the job in Boston. (Al Munday)
Double crossing the Russians was easier than I thought.
Small world you were the high bidder/ That was ~ 10 years before Mudcat


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 May 18 - 02:38 PM

Up we go, Mom.
Rapparee is accounted for,
and gnu has let us know he is lurking.

Now we need Amos to check in.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Apr 18 - 10:00 PM

Ralphy's and Mikey's painting, especially that ceiling, are going to be given to the Society for the Preservation and Continuation of Absurd and Silly Uses of Paint (SPCASUP). That one part, of Adam getting the finger from Big Daddy, has been painted over. But you mentioned the storm one in particular -- you'll be pleased to know that trench coats, rubber boots, and umbrellas were painted onto is a few years ago so that children wouldn't worry that the subjects were going to catch cold.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Apr 18 - 03:39 PM

To be on the safe side Rap, have you made arrangements for the lost portrait of Raphael and Rembrandts Christ in a Storm?

If not just post here that you will them to my safe hands.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Apr 18 - 02:26 PM

nitro for low blood pressure and caffeine for high is a hard way to maintain a medium BP


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Apr 18 - 02:08 PM

Oh, Mom!!! Mere minutes from oblivion! Yes, oblivion. O-B-L-I-V-I-O-N. Here, let me save you from that. That's nice, now give me the other bottle. And the one you have hidden. There now! You've avoided the oblivion and false haven the alcohol provides! Here's a nice, huge, espresso. Drink it all down, now. GOOOOOD GIRL!


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