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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,Thelma June Bumpastickah 24 May 04 - 03:37 PM
Amos 24 May 04 - 03:35 PM
GUEST,PeeWee Bozzallo 24 May 04 - 03:33 PM
GUEST,The Right Reverend Albert P. Twobyfour 24 May 04 - 03:30 PM
GUEST,MMario 24 May 04 - 03:24 PM
freda underhill 24 May 04 - 03:17 PM
Tweed 24 May 04 - 01:17 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 May 04 - 01:04 PM
JennyO 24 May 04 - 10:40 AM
freda underhill 24 May 04 - 10:28 AM
Amos 24 May 04 - 10:17 AM
freda underhill 24 May 04 - 10:10 AM
Georgiansilver 24 May 04 - 06:00 AM
Stilly River Sage 24 May 04 - 12:57 AM
Rustic Rebel 24 May 04 - 12:42 AM
Stilly River Sage 23 May 04 - 10:41 PM
Rapparee 23 May 04 - 02:56 PM
Amos 23 May 04 - 11:39 AM
Rapparee 23 May 04 - 11:25 AM
Rustic Rebel 23 May 04 - 10:46 AM
freda underhill 23 May 04 - 08:23 AM
freda underhill 23 May 04 - 05:07 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 May 04 - 12:11 AM
Tweed 22 May 04 - 06:42 PM
Amos 22 May 04 - 06:23 PM
Tweed 22 May 04 - 05:48 PM
Amos 22 May 04 - 12:42 PM
JennyO 22 May 04 - 12:02 PM
freda underhill 22 May 04 - 09:54 AM
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Rustic Rebel 22 May 04 - 03:32 AM
Amos 21 May 04 - 08:29 PM
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Amos 21 May 04 - 08:12 PM
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GUEST,William Shatner 21 May 04 - 04:58 PM
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Amos 21 May 04 - 03:23 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Thelma June Bumpastickah
Date: 24 May 04 - 03:37 PM

That's right, Reverend Twobyfour! It's so refreshing to hear a voice speaking The Truth among all these guttermouthed Athiest drunkards and dopefiends.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 May 04 - 03:35 PM

Dear lord,

From starvation, the rabid invader, and fanatacism
PLease deliver us.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,PeeWee Bozzallo
Date: 24 May 04 - 03:33 PM

You tell 'em, Rev! Buncha heathen Comm'nists!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,The Right Reverend Albert P. Twobyfour
Date: 24 May 04 - 03:30 PM

Blasphemers! That's what you people are! Blasphemers!

I have read this thread from beginning to end and I have seen NO, I repeat, NO mention whatsoever of Our Lord Jesus Christ and His Saving Grace! (HALLELUJAH!) I have seen references to pagan deities, evil demons, imps of Satan and the dreaded Secular Humanists, but nary a mention of Our Saviour! Why, you have even mocked The Holy Trinity by creating "The Holy Trinity of BS" (Bill Shatner, Barbara Streisand, Britney Spears).

I am here to warn you. You are all going to burn in Hell unless you change your evil ways RIGHT NOW! Renounce BS and accept Jesus!

Get down on your knees and beg your "JoeClones" to close, nay, not just close, DELETE this evil thread before it's too late! Then STAY on your knees and beg forgiveness from Our Lord Jesus and accept Him as your one and only true personal Saviour!

Yours in Christ,

The Right Reverend Albert P. Twobyfour


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 24 May 04 - 03:24 PM

just what *is* the difference (if any) between a lorakeet and a parakeet? or for that matter - between a budgie and a parakeet?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 24 May 04 - 03:17 PM

in Australia we have a Poet Lorikeet... Denis Kevans.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 24 May 04 - 01:17 PM

My God that's some fine work BeeDubz, you were not named Pote Lariat for no good reason!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 May 04 - 01:04 PM

Okay. I finally got around to finishing the cicada song.

(To the tune of "The Hungry Hash House Blues")

Got cicadas in my britches
Lord I hate them sonsabitches
There's cicadas with me everwhere I goes.
They're a flyin' through the air
Got a couple in my hair
And I've got cicada goo between my toes

They're a chirpin' in the trees
Lord I wish they'd shut up, please
Oh their noise is so painful to my ear
And you know my windowshield
With cicadas is congealed
I'm just thankful they don't come 'round every year

Well the sidewalks of my town
In cicadas have been drowned
When you step on them they make an awful crunch
And the bottom of my shoe
Is covered with cicada goo
It'd make an undertaker lose his lunch

Lord they're such a noisy crowd
Why'd ya make 'em so damned loud?
I've got cotton stuffed inside both of my ears
Maybe I'll just move some place
Where them bugs don't show their face
Like Antarctica! It's guiet there I hear.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 24 May 04 - 10:40 AM

While we're on the subject of spiders, here is a rather dark tale of funnel-webs and revenge written and sung by Australia's Pat Drummond.

It's one of my favourites - good for scaring visitors from OS, heh heh heh (laughing wickedly)

Somewhere in the Car (The Spider Song)

It came out of the dashboard, barely two foot from her face,
when the heating fan inside the vent began to oscillate.
She could not believe her eyes.
She thought the vent had come alive,
as the probing legs came blackly through the grate.

A spiky sheet of fear flew up her back.
She fought to force her fingers to relax;
but with one eye on the grate,
she stabbed blindly at the brake
and the battered Holden skidded off the track.

It squeezed past the plastic, fell forward with a 'plop';
she screamed and watched it run back through the car.
Like a herky-jerky doll, spring-loaded in a box,
she catapulted through the door onto the tar.

The night air hit her body like a blow.
It was very nearly four degrees below.
On the back road to Khancoban, from the lights of Jindabyne,
she'd been running with the coming of the snow.

Chorus: It's somewhere in the Car! Lord, it's somewhere in the car!
The cabin light's not working and the night is deathly dark.
You know there's matches somewhere, but you don't where they are;
and the mongrel thing is somewhere in the Car!

She'd driven down from Sydney, where it must have got on board.
he knew it was a Funnel Web; she'd seen the things before.
But they're rarely quite as large, or as ugly and as fast,
as the thing that she'd seen running on the floor.

Now she flipped the driver's rear door open wide;
but the moon was gone, she couldn't see inside.
Under the empty biscuit packets and discarded burger wrappers,
there was far too many places it could hide.

Chorus.

(Spoken) So she walked round in front of the Holden and looked at it, as it lay in the ditch like a wounded beast.
She knew no one else was coming up the road that night from Khancoban...
She wondered what the hell she was going to do.

Several feet of fallen tree had gone in through the grill
and the one remaining headlight glimmered dimly in the chill.
Then the first few flakes of white spun and danced along the light,
as the blizzard came in howling from the hills.

The horror of her situation dawned.
She knew she'd freeze unless she sheltered from the storm.
With every nightmare that she'd known,
she climbed back inside the Holden;
driven by the desperation to be warm.

Through the hours of the darkness she stared into the blackness.
Every muscle in her body quivering in wild alarm;
every time she thought she heard it as it skittered through the papers;
every time she thought she felt it on her arm.

The howling mountain blizzard locked it's fingers 'round their prison
and the storm clouds blotted out the stars.
"Hell, isn't hot at all", she thought, "it's colder than the grave!
And it runs on silent legs inside this car!"

Now the spider died at midnight, frozen by the alpine air,
but as it fell down from the roof... there was a scream of wild despair;
and next day they found her there, with a catatonic stare,
and the Funnel Web still tangled in her hair!

So they searched the woman's body for a bite.
Though there was none, she was dead and icy white.
The coroner said, "Probably, a stress-related coronary."
'cause he didn't want to say she'd died of fright!)

Chorus.

Now there's a scientist on the Sunday social page
who's just been married to a girl who's half his age;
while back in his laboratory at Sydney University...
there's a Funnel Web.... that's missing from it's cage.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 24 May 04 - 10:28 AM

eek, thats scarier than the earring story, Amos! she must be a very capable woman!

don't know if ive told any snake stories here before, but one afternoon i was sitting on my sister's back verandah, in an old cane chair, reading in the late afternoon. Their farmhouse was very isolated, surrounded by bush, and down the bottom of the back yard was a lovely river.

I'd been sitting quietly, for about an hour, reading, and having a cup of tea. I got that funny feeling you get when someone is watching you..

I looked up, and wound around the verandah post was a huge, long, diamond python. I froze, and did not move, absolutely paralysed with fear.

It was rubbing its head against the post, and i just sat there, not moving, watching it rubbing its head & chin against the post, as if it had an itch. after about ten minutes i could see what was happening, it was shedding its skin, slowly,as it rubbed, like taking a long glove off an arm. my sister Rosie came out with a cup of tea. "Don't move".. i said hoarsely.. "snake"...

Rosie looked across and laughed.. o, thats just Fred, she said, he's fine, he lives in the roof and keeps the rats and possums away.

(there's a picture of me and my sister rosie on my photo page, on the verandah of their previous property, Goannamanna, in the Blue Mountains)

freda


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 May 04 - 10:17 AM

Great tale, Freda.

I have a much admired sister-in-law who worked for many years in national parks, and one morning discovered a large rattler on her back porch. just as she was getting ready to go out. She somehow got it swooped up into a black plastic trashbag and threw it in to the freezer, and left for a business trip. When she returned, it had frozen to death, and she skinned it and made belt buckles out of the skin.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 24 May 04 - 10:10 AM

Funnel-web spiders are found in eastern Australia, including Tasmania, in coastal and highland forest regions - as far west as the Gulf Ranges area of South Australia. Gardeners and people digging in soil may encounter Funnel-webs in burrows at any time of the year. The Sydney Funnel-web Spider (Atrax robustus) occurs from Newcastle to Nowra and west to Lithgow.

Funnel-webs are large spiders (1.5 - 4.5 cm body length) with glossy dark brown to black carapace. The abdomen is usually dark plum to black and not patterned. The eyes of Funnel-webs are closely grouped. Male funnel-webs approach the females' hidden burrows, possibly by following the scent of their chemical attractants. During mating, the male must restrain the female from striking him with her fangs using the spurs on his second legs, while he transfers sperm via his palps into her genital opening.

The female then spins a pillow-shaped silk egg sac, into which she lays over 100 eggs. She cleans and turns the egg sac several times during incubation and will defend it vigorously if disturbed. The spiderlings hatch about three weeks later, and stay with the mother for a few months. After two moults, they leave her burrow, dispersing by foot to eventually make their own burrows. Juvenile males will stay in their burrows until their final adult moult, after which they will become wanderers. Funnel-webs mature in about two to four years, with the females living to ten or more years, and the males dying about six to nine months after maturity.

Toxicity
Bites are most prevalent during summer and autumn when males leave the burrows in search of females. Bites are dangerous and can cause serious illness or death. The venom appears to particularly affect primates (ie humans), whereas other mammals - such as cats and dogs - are relatively resistant.

The male Sydney Funnel-web Spider is more dangerous than the female. This is because the toxic venom component that attacks the human and primate nervous symptom so severely is only present in male spiders. Initial symptoms after a bite include local pain, mouth numbness, vomiting, abdominal pain, sweating and salivation, ultimately death, if antivenene is not administered.

I mention all this because Sydney is well populated with funnel web spiders, and also because weve got on to things to do with bugs in this thread. a friend found a funnel web spider on her verandah a few years ago. She put it in a plastic container in the freezer. When it was frozen, she dipped it in epoxy resin and made an earring from it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 24 May 04 - 06:00 AM

The thread goes on....the thread goes on on on. Reminds me of a song!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 May 04 - 12:57 AM

Bugs (one category of insect) have six legs--it's spiders that have 8. Is that what you want to find on you, instead of something like a ladybug?

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 24 May 04 - 12:42 AM

I am accustomed to bugs checking out my body,
The starchy, feeling legs, I really don't mind.
But if I had a desirably bug upon my body,<
It would be an eight legger I would find.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 May 04 - 10:41 PM

Geeeeeze. . .Louise. . . but this thread is heavy to move back to the top. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 04 - 02:56 PM

Yeah, Amos, but you'd go get the drink anyway. But if you normally wouldn't do so, I'd be helping the liquor industry! By gum, the least they can do is give me a cut of the take for my help! What's the address of Seagram's? I'm being cheated out of money rightfully due me!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 May 04 - 11:39 AM

Umm...Rapaire, I sure don't wanna rain on yore parade or anything but let me just mention that the rat-rodent-skull-under-glass jewelry does not seem to improve the opinion the observer has about rat rodents. Actually if someone came up to me wearing a Rapaire knuckle under glass I wouldn't be too impressed, I would just smile and nod and back away carefully and get a refresher at the free bar in the living-room.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 04 - 11:25 AM

What a great idea! Little bits of me, encased in plastic and worn as jewelry! I'll make millions! millions! I can live the good life after I'm dead! Hot whoopee!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 23 May 04 - 10:46 AM

I think I'll wear my cicada like this.
I don't want some plant-sucking bug thinking I'm up for being suckled.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 23 May 04 - 08:23 AM

Aquila non captat cicadum


The eagle doesn't catch cicadas (don't swet the small stuff)

(and who wants sweaty cicadas in their knickers, anyway?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 23 May 04 - 05:07 AM

i can't say a word in Latin, but i have a good Latin web link!

freda


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 May 04 - 12:11 AM

Got cicadas in my britches
God, I hate them sonsabitches
Got cicadas with me everywhere I goes
Well they're flyin' through the air
Got a couple in my hair
And I think I've even got some up my nose

(More verses tomorrow - too tired now)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 22 May 04 - 06:42 PM

I thank you fore that advise Amos, but I am gettin' summat fond of the things. The sensation iz not altogether unpleasmant! I recommend to all my fellow MOABITES thet rather than sautayin em or sticking them on skewers they would be of more use placed in yore trousers, boxers, thong or whatever.

Rustic iz at some disadventure obv corse, az she is mostly nekkid and would need to tie them on somehow or other. Howsomever, it iz the weekend and thar iz a party in my pants.

Tweed
Dammit! That sombitch habz some teefez! O, Lissen at them howl...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 May 04 - 06:23 PM

Suggest yew gettum outta thear, afore anyone more gentle-minded nor yore self findzum, Tweed!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 22 May 04 - 05:48 PM

I waz just sittin' around yesterday and happened to notix thet I hed a number obv cicadas in my shorts. I habv hard thet this iz a big yare for the critchurs but nebver new them to nest in a fellers boxers afore this imfetstation on my person. Haz anyone else in MOAB got ennythin like thet happen to 'em obv late or iz it just me this time?

They are farly loud insecks and like to scare the crap right outta me late at nite when they get to screechin and what not.

Yerz,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 May 04 - 12:42 PM

Thanks, Freda. I know this is not true, though, because I never touch the stuff!! :>))

Nice to know how to say it in Latin, anyway. :>)


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 22 May 04 - 12:02 PM

Ah, so it WAS about teeth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 22 May 04 - 09:54 AM

Amos

In dentibus anticis frustrum magnum spiniciae habes


you have a big chunk of spinach in your teeth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: 42
Date: 22 May 04 - 06:42 AM

ah...and I thought you were ireish
j


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 22 May 04 - 03:32 AM

Jesus H Christ Little Hawk (flying into the morning mist on a clear day) What the hell are you doing?
Giving all MOABites the finger?
Telling us in code your a flying bird?
Trying to recite the constitution in one post?
Showing us the constellation that the elusive comets are flying by?
Being a creative master with your fingers?

What is it your trying to say?
I want to know. I need an imput to your output.

Wait........ I think it's a code.
I think I get it.


Why didn't you just say you were learning how to play an accordian?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 May 04 - 08:29 PM

If ya think its noisy
Hanging around in Joisey
Tell ya what ya oughter do!

Go an' tell yer mama
Ya need some Chuck-o-Rama
'Cuz Boise is the place
(G'wan and scrub yore face!),
Boise is the place fer you-u-u-u!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 May 04 - 08:23 PM

I was in Boise once for about 3 weeks, and I completely missed the Chuck-O-Rama.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 May 04 - 08:12 PM

Shatner belongs in the Boise Chuck-o-Rama, as a greeter.

42, my ire was not about the grammar, but about the fine literary reference being misspent in a fit of literary onanism.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 04 - 07:05 PM

Yes, indeed, there is a Chuck-o-rama in Boise. What is inside is one of Life's Mysteries, since I haven't darken the door of one since about 1993, in Provo, Utah. I remember that they did have delicious scones.

As for low-cost food, hmmmm.... I had very nice trout the other night, with aspargus and small potatoes, an excellent Idaho Riesling, and a lovely chocolate mousse for dessert. The whole thing was about $17.00, excluding tip. Breakfast for two days was the same: an omelette with sharp Tillamook cheddar and Black Forest-style ham, Seattle coffee (brand unknown, but quite good), sourdough toast with butter and Marion blackberry jam, and hash browns -- $8.75, without tip. A bit more than I'd normally pay, but what the hell, much of it's reimburseable and I can deduct the rest.

AND I got to a LARGE Barnes and Noble....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 21 May 04 - 04:58 PM

It's not my wish to rule, merely to set a certain standard by setting a good example. My career speaks for itself when it comes to this. I've never sought the top position, I have simply sought excellence in my chosen field. I advise all of you to do the same.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: 42
Date: 21 May 04 - 04:43 PM

Amos: I'm sooooo sorry I ruffled your grammatical feathers.

before you know it we'll all be using words without vowels and limiting ourselves to such descriptive gems as "nice" and "good" and "cool" so as not to even attempt to express a specific emotion.

ah well...when William Shatner rules the universe all will change.

j


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 May 04 - 03:23 PM

Jeeze, LH!! The moral of this is to never make you laugh, cuz we'll never hear the end of it!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 21 May 04 - 03:21 PM

since it's non-verbal - it still hasn't been said.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 May 04 - 03:15 PM

I'm not sure if anyone has said this yet on the MOAB...

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............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........'\'...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 21 May 04 - 12:15 PM

in Idaho? can you say "low food cost"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 May 04 - 12:10 PM

Hey, Rap! Is the Chuckorama buffet still in Boise? It's the only eat-till-ya-bust place I've ever been to that had at least 20 different potato dishes on the buffet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 04 - 11:01 AM

"Where the Boise River flows", perhaps?

"By the Banks of my lovely Boise"?

"The Bluebells of Boise"?

I'm shutting this down right now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 May 04 - 10:57 AM

How about "Boise will be Boise", or "Where the Boise Are"??

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 04 - 10:47 AM

Stobor? Yes, there was a bunch of them outside last night, bringing down one of them lion critters.

But right now the coffee's gitting cold, so I think I'll close this laptop down, get dressed, check out of this motel, and drive back to Pocatello.

Song titles!

"Leaving Boise."

"The Last Time I Saw Boise."

"Sidewalks of Boise."

"I Left My Heart In Boise."

I think I'd better stop....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 May 04 - 10:21 AM

Oh, 42, you are annoying.

Your grammatical analism was uncalled for, is all.

Freda:

Are you complaining about your teeth?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 21 May 04 - 10:18 AM

y'know - I always figured he'd been mis-qouted with that "mercy" crap they make you learn in school.. the way you have posted (the original I presume?) make much more sense.

BTW - seen any stobor lately?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 04 - 10:10 AM

Yeah, true, MMario, but the quality, Man! The Quality! E'en The Bard proclaims it:

"The quality of MOAB is not strain'd,        
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven        
Upon the place beneath: it is twice bless'd;        
It blesseth them that posts and them that reads:        
'Tis mightiest in the mightiest; it becomes        
The throned musician better than a lyre;        
A lute doth show the force of musical power;        
The accordion doth shock and awe,        
And therein sits the dread and fear of all.        
But MOAB is above this linear sway,        
It is enthroned in the hearts of kings and popes,        
It is an attribute to God his own self,        
And earthly power doth then show likest God's        
When MOAB seasons Musick."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 21 May 04 - 09:34 AM

the entire thread loads in 1 minute and 40 seconds at my workstation.

*sigh* I was hoping this single thread balanced out the entire Music side of the cat - but alas - it is several THOUSANDs of posts short at the current moment.

At the time of this posting over 7500 posts are visible on the music side. We've got a measly 32 hundred and change...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 21 May 04 - 09:02 AM

In dentibus anticis frustrum magnum spiniciae habes


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