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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 15 Apr 18 - 12:42 PM
Donuel 15 Apr 18 - 11:21 AM
keberoxu 15 Apr 18 - 08:06 AM
keberoxu 14 Apr 18 - 10:09 PM
keberoxu 14 Apr 18 - 09:58 PM
Rapparee 14 Apr 18 - 09:52 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Apr 18 - 01:58 PM
Acme 14 Apr 18 - 10:48 AM
Donuel 13 Apr 18 - 10:14 PM
Rapparee 13 Apr 18 - 09:58 PM
keberoxu 13 Apr 18 - 09:54 PM
Donuel 13 Apr 18 - 05:56 PM
gnu 13 Apr 18 - 04:20 PM
Rapparee 13 Apr 18 - 09:48 AM
Rapparee 13 Apr 18 - 08:45 AM
Rapparee 13 Apr 18 - 08:44 AM
Rapparee 13 Apr 18 - 08:44 AM
Rapparee 13 Apr 18 - 07:57 AM
Donuel 12 Apr 18 - 08:51 PM
Acme 12 Apr 18 - 08:24 PM
Rapparee 12 Apr 18 - 04:14 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Apr 18 - 03:04 PM
Acme 12 Apr 18 - 12:26 AM
keberoxu 11 Apr 18 - 10:19 PM
Donuel 11 Apr 18 - 12:06 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Apr 18 - 10:53 PM
Acme 10 Apr 18 - 09:44 PM
Donuel 10 Apr 18 - 10:07 AM
Donuel 10 Apr 18 - 07:34 AM
Donuel 10 Apr 18 - 07:14 AM
Rapparee 09 Apr 18 - 10:31 PM
keberoxu 09 Apr 18 - 12:07 PM
Rapparee 09 Apr 18 - 08:23 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Apr 18 - 08:03 PM
Donuel 08 Apr 18 - 06:43 PM
Rapparee 08 Apr 18 - 05:59 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Apr 18 - 12:22 PM
Rapparee 07 Apr 18 - 09:51 PM
keberoxu 07 Apr 18 - 04:33 PM
Acme 07 Apr 18 - 02:44 PM
Rapparee 06 Apr 18 - 10:23 PM
keberoxu 06 Apr 18 - 09:40 PM
Rapparee 06 Apr 18 - 09:15 AM
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Acme 04 Apr 18 - 11:12 PM
keberoxu 04 Apr 18 - 10:26 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Apr 18 - 12:42 PM

You nailed it, BWL.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Apr 18 - 11:21 AM

Ya got me there, I don't like to drink or watch fights in taverns.. but if the music is good...
Since I only have 2 brain cells to rub together I can't afford to embalm half of them.
-whoa-

One of those cells just imagined what would happen if Trump got drunk as a skunk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 15 Apr 18 - 08:06 AM

what about a Mudcat Tavern
beginning on Patriot's Day?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Apr 18 - 10:09 PM

I wonder if it is time for one of those periodic things.
With names like

Mudcat Tavern Grill & Flame Bunker

what with events escalating,
an outlet/escape-valve might not come amiss.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Apr 18 - 09:58 PM

Just looked at the Mudcat server of the hour.
Muddy rolls on, indeed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Apr 18 - 09:52 PM

Schrödinger's Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Apr 18 - 01:58 PM

On a metaphysical level attainable only by members of the immediate MOAB family, pretending Mom isn't there and pretending Mom is there both amount to the same thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Apr 18 - 10:48 AM

Drinks and adult conversation with English department friends and graduate students yesterday after work. MOM was with me and chased their cat around for a while then started counting the blooming irises in the yard. I just pretended she wasn't with me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Apr 18 - 10:14 PM

82 F today, 300 Kelvin tommorow


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 18 - 09:58 PM

Walkin' inna winner wonnerland....
58 and sunny here tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 13 Apr 18 - 09:54 PM

Hang in there, Gnu,
there's another winter storm bearing down on the Northeast.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Apr 18 - 05:56 PM

"The FBI director is a lying slime ball."
the president of the united states

Sarah Huckabee- the president's spokesman said in defense of the tweet
'perhaps the tweet could have been more artfully crafted
but it masterfully conveys the basic truth'.

I am almost ready to write 'The new White House Protocol' X rated for adults only

or "Humpty Trumpty had a great Fuck' just for the kids


Gnu we are all seeing the power of greed supersede
honor pride and truth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Apr 18 - 04:20 PM

Just checking in. Not much to say. I mean, Trump is the biggest dick in the world. Yuuuuge dick. There has never been a bigger dick. But, you know that, so, nothing new to say. Same with, "WTF is this idiot still President?!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 18 - 09:48 AM

Well, I'm off to fold New Year's pencils.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 18 - 08:45 AM

Palindrome!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 18 - 08:44 AM

57174.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 18 - 08:44 AM

73.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 18 - 07:57 AM

The painting has begun: taping (fire tape), mudding, priming....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Apr 18 - 08:51 PM

Rules of acquisition #59418 applies. The solution to this conundrum, now solved, proved more complex to me than time travel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Apr 18 - 08:24 PM

You may also recall that there was a period when Mudcat had radio silence for a week or more and we lost several thousand posts. I was amused when admin office coworkers, diligently comparing my work hours to the times that I posted on Mudcat (because Songwronger was trying to cause mischief) that when they came to the several weeks of no posts (they'd printed out my post history, just as Songwronger told them how) there was a question mark in red ink at the gap. I didn't explain to them about the great schism while they were poking around in my Mudcat history, suggest they should examine their own Facebook history while at work. Oh, they found that I hadn't, in fact, written any derogatory or abusive things about my employers (that was what took them to Mudcat to begin with). But I was still banned from using Mudcat during the day at work, while they still use Facebook. The Ferengi took over this department in 2012. I'm planning my escape.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 18 - 04:14 PM

We have not risen to Acme's State of Knowing and Seeing. She is our Guru, our Kahuna.

But I haven't been around, so I just wanted to bring Mom up to date. The door installation is done, and the new entranceway from the garage is operational -- we had a good contractor and he made light of the re-routing and step building and all. He finished today and the painters are here now (Pat: "So Art, when can you start?" Art: "This afternoon."). I found a cheap 410 shotgun for Sassy, went to the podiatrist yesterday, and just dropped off a food donation. And yesterday evening we went to Irish Language class.

Your fave kid,
R


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Apr 18 - 03:04 PM

My wife and I are working our way through the entire six seasons of the television series "Lost" at a rate of two or three episodes per evening. We are currently in season four, wherein our usual ways of relating to time are proving to be quaint conventions. Being mentally immersed in a fictional world of temporal weirdness, I see no problem with Acme reading 59,481 posts where only 57,164 exist. The other 2,317 posts do exist, we just can't detect them with our defective equipment.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Apr 18 - 12:26 AM

There are a few spam posts that were deleted; they're still in the thread, just not on the screen so they're still in the count. I actually (accidentally) used the thread ID, not the post count, but even the post count probably is more than you can actually read if you start at the beginning. Someone read through and give it a count, you'll see what I mean.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 11 Apr 18 - 10:19 PM

What kind of hummingbirds do you get in Colorado, Rapparee?
Are they the kind that look like LasVegas showgirls in sequins?
(the garish splash of color at the throat, the show-off acrobatics)
or are they the plainer-plumaged hummers that don't show up much
in the eastern US?

I saw some of the latter in New Mexico.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Apr 18 - 12:06 AM

Reading between the lines simply adds up. Although totally possible, time travel to the future was probably not involved unless we don't hear from Acme again until post 59,481
Yahoo Rhyme day ended 2 minutes ago.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Apr 18 - 10:53 PM

Well, considering that my computer screen says Mom's current post count is 57,164, reading 59,481 posts would be quite an accomplishment. Of course, if you were to start reading now, the post count might well be 59,481 by the time you're finished.

Depends on how fast you read. And whether or not Gluon leaves the space-time continuum alone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Apr 18 - 09:44 PM

It's a shock to discover you've accidentally logged your self out and get to the message box and find that big red "NO." At least I hadn't just finished reading all 59,481 posts and decided I had something to say and couldn't say it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Apr 18 - 10:07 AM

Evolution is one solution
But CRISPR is quicker.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Apr 18 - 07:34 AM

Since Humming bird tongue is the most expensive meat per pound
CRISPR was used to create a Humming bird with an alligator mouth.
NOW THE TONGUE is relatively cheap but the butt drags on the ground.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Apr 18 - 07:14 AM

mos gets it

We are all shipmates on this voyage.
Passengers, boiler room boys and crew
The captain and officers are few
The doctor and cook check for spoilage
But no one checks the skip.
Our fate is the same as our first mate
who gives no scrutiny to mutiny.
Who will save our ship


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Apr 18 - 10:31 PM

I have to get the flower troughs up first. They should be arriving in a couple of weeks, and the porch/deck should be set up before that. I'm going to plant lots of red and blue flowers again. Two years in a row I've gotten some good pictures of the hummers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 09 Apr 18 - 12:07 PM

and what about the hummingbirds?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Apr 18 - 08:23 AM

Now that Ostara is past and Thrimilci to come, we must parbligate. This shouldn't be difficult as the hufflings will soon be up and wide awake, giving color to the astorage among the trees. Remember that Mom says not to harm them, and she's right (as usual) as they help parbligation. This year, more than ever, we need to do this! So bake your pirnikle and get ready!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Apr 18 - 08:03 PM

Where else but on The Mother of All BS Threads could one post something as stunningly indecipherable as Don's last post without having troops of angry pitchfork-wielding cyber-baboons screaming, "Ook! Ook! What the fuck is he talking about?"

The Mother of All BS Threads, where it's indecipherable because we're not ciphers!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Apr 18 - 06:43 PM

Woo hoo its time for an entirely different form of magic.
Its time to build up every tendril of your being coinciding with Spring. Or so says donuel the white witch doctor.
Oh it feels so much better than the demo with chemical sledgehammers.
WHATS TORN DOWN IS REBUILT and then the infusion of tomorrow that will go to the urgency of the smaller problem.
Relief is so much sweeter than release.
Ah splendorous hugs.
Enjoy them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Apr 18 - 05:59 PM

It's all the fault of Torricelli, Berti, Fahrenheit, and Alberti, Meteorologists At Large. The US Weather Service is also guilty!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Apr 18 - 12:22 PM

Mom! The weather forecast is calling for still more morning low temperatures of 40°F. This is Florida, not Colorado! We don't have 40°F temps in mid-April!

When Obama was President, Spring came on time!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 18 - 09:51 PM

Roll on, Muddy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 Apr 18 - 04:33 PM

"awe" would not let me in,
but "muddy" has done.
Thanks muddy


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Apr 18 - 02:44 PM

The 'cat is hobbling along but I snuck in the secret back entrance to give MOM a boost. (I have a library in my house with shelves that swing open to reveal a secret passage. I used that.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 18 - 10:23 PM

Wooden horse. Kinda splintery.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 06 Apr 18 - 09:40 PM

Sliver !?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 18 - 09:15 AM

Once again he rides to the rescue!

"Hi-ho, Sliver! Away!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 18 - 09:10 AM

I was examining my brother's then-new shotgun and up toddled his son, very new to walking and talking. He said to me, "Daddy's tools. Don't touch." Later, his mother and grandmother were working on something together and the young one said what sounded like, "Otdamsobish!" Grandma: "Did he say what I think he said?" Mother: "I think he's either going to grow to like the taste of soap or his father's going to clean up his act."

My brother and his wife were older parents.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Apr 18 - 11:12 PM

That's the first step, K!

One day this week I realized it was my mom's birthday, but she passed away many years ago. A sad moment of reflection followed, but also the realization that she would be pleased as punch at how her grandchildren have turned out. So much I would have liked to have shared over these years.

A friend of mine tried for many years to have a child, and 15 months ago finally delivered a healthy little girl. It has been a delight to watch her navigate the challenges of parenthood, and as an older parent starting out, she had thought about this a lot and done her research. Easter for a toddler - the eggs held many things but few had candy. She is my hairdresser, and several times a year her tip is in the form of a handful of the one dollar coins because she likes to put those in Easter eggs also.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 Apr 18 - 10:26 AM

The clothesline. That reminds me of an English hit tune:

I love you, I love you, I love you almighty
I wish my pyjamas were next to your nightie
Now don't get excited and don't be misled
I meant, on the clothesline
and not in the bed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Apr 18 - 09:34 AM

One does not pry into one's mother's undergarments! The very idea! It smacks of the worst of that awful Viennese, Dr. Sigmund Freud!

However, I have seen them on the clothesline and I assure you that they are quite appropriate for a lady such as Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Apr 18 - 09:16 AM

no...well now I did.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Apr 18 - 11:24 PM

Have you ever wondered what color underwear Mom wears?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Apr 18 - 11:03 AM

I rather enjoyed "Who Let the Dogs Out"
but then I didn't watch videos or television at the time.


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