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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

gnu 27 Oct 18 - 05:59 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Oct 18 - 03:20 PM
Donuel 27 Oct 18 - 12:52 PM
keberoxu 27 Oct 18 - 12:17 PM
Amos 26 Oct 18 - 10:34 PM
keberoxu 26 Oct 18 - 07:23 PM
keberoxu 24 Oct 18 - 06:22 PM
Amos 23 Oct 18 - 10:43 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 Oct 18 - 09:54 PM
Donuel 23 Oct 18 - 08:00 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Oct 18 - 07:28 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Oct 18 - 06:47 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 Oct 18 - 03:31 PM
Donuel 21 Oct 18 - 02:27 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 Oct 18 - 12:33 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 Oct 18 - 10:58 AM
Amos 21 Oct 18 - 10:00 AM
Donuel 20 Oct 18 - 06:55 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Oct 18 - 02:55 PM
Stilly River Sage 19 Oct 18 - 07:31 PM
Little Hawk 19 Oct 18 - 04:47 PM
Donuel 19 Oct 18 - 04:22 PM
Little Hawk 19 Oct 18 - 10:35 AM
Little Hawk 18 Oct 18 - 09:32 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Oct 18 - 07:04 PM
Stilly River Sage 18 Oct 18 - 06:48 PM
Donuel 18 Oct 18 - 05:07 PM
keberoxu 17 Oct 18 - 01:29 PM
Little Hawk 16 Oct 18 - 06:31 PM
Donuel 16 Oct 18 - 06:21 PM
keberoxu 16 Oct 18 - 05:15 PM
Little Hawk 16 Oct 18 - 10:57 AM
Donuel 16 Oct 18 - 08:37 AM
Little Hawk 15 Oct 18 - 04:42 PM
Rapparee 15 Oct 18 - 11:25 AM
Stilly River Sage 15 Oct 18 - 12:08 AM
Rapparee 14 Oct 18 - 09:46 PM
Little Hawk 14 Oct 18 - 07:58 PM
keberoxu 14 Oct 18 - 06:25 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Oct 18 - 04:48 PM
keberoxu 13 Oct 18 - 03:01 PM
Donuel 11 Oct 18 - 11:12 PM
Stilly River Sage 11 Oct 18 - 07:43 PM
Little Hawk 11 Oct 18 - 01:30 PM
Amos 10 Oct 18 - 10:30 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Oct 18 - 05:58 PM
Donuel 09 Oct 18 - 06:48 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Oct 18 - 05:59 PM

Got a second copy of the English version from one of my heroes, Charles Theriault. Unexpected. Numbered. #2. He sent me #2!!! Brought tears to my eyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8dfBDRzpdI


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Oct 18 - 03:20 PM

Hi, Mom!

I thought of something brilliant and compelling to post here earlier today, but I got busy with other things and totally forgot what it was.

So, I'll just post something else (using Mom's privileged private posting protocol):

"Something Else"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Oct 18 - 12:52 PM

I was last in line when they dispensed smart
So in consolation I was given a talent to see beyond and around corners
Now there is nothing left to warn about and my talent is worn out
The future will be read as history and the warnings are a waste.
All good things must end and the gifts will be swallowed by rifts.
As more move from aspiational to operational friends will be set adrift
It was not the best way to touch lives but it was my way.
The time to go has now arrived I told you so now I must go away.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 27 Oct 18 - 12:17 PM

Glad to see Amos feeling so much more like his old self.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Oct 18 - 10:34 PM

Said Rapparree to his better half
My life is just a constant gaff
Whether I post north or south,
My foot ends up within my mouth!
I post on Facebook, though it's lame
But the result is still the same!
Oh, what will make these posts behave
And bring me the glory that I crave!?

Said his BEtter Half to Rapparree
Dear lad, it's simple as can be
To save your name from posts that fall
'is better not to post at all!
Then none will know, when round they come
If you are wise or you are dumb!
They won't know what to make of you
If you desist from dropping clues.

And so, dear man, I'll tell you what
Just keep your mouth and your keyboard shut!
And everyone will soon agree
"That Rapp's as smart as smart can be".
Just take this wise advice from me
And none with you will disagree!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 26 Oct 18 - 07:23 PM

And again.
Rapparee and his better half need their vacation after all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 24 Oct 18 - 06:22 PM

Easing MOM to the top of the queue again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 18 - 10:43 PM

WHere would Mom be without her Guardian Angel? :D

I just did another well-received Open Mic poetry gig and a song performance. Lo and behold, some old timer in the back asked for "The Golden Vanity", and of course he was immediately obliged.

Now I am going to retire AGAIN, which gets tedious but seems to be a regular requirement of this vie en viand. Life in Meat Alley. An Uber driver for the brain of a seeing-eye dog or something. :D

Blessings on Mom and all her ilk and kith!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Oct 18 - 09:54 PM

The musical notes are there now. You accidentally posted that in the Jane's Rainbow thread (Confusing the heck out of them!). I sent that one (with the notes in view) over here and tossed the question mark version. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Oct 18 - 08:00 PM

I came in 4th place at cross country bowling.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Oct 18 - 07:28 PM

Mom! Why did my musical notes get turned into question marks? They were musical notes in "preview". No question about it.


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Subject: RE: Jane's Rainbow: for all needing support & comfort
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Oct 18 - 06:47 PM

♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

When Mom's down and troubled
And she needs a helping hand...

♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

Wait a minute! I don't do that song. In fact, I don't even like that song. Just drag your ass up, Mom! You want serenading? Ask someone else.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Oct 18 - 03:31 PM

Idea for a new sport:

Extreme Multi-tasking


Participants would perform two difficult and seemingly incompatible tasks like playing a Bach fugue while baking a pineapple-upside-down cake. Scores would be based on the relative difficulties of the individual tasks, the degree to which the two tasks interfere with each other, and the participants' ability to speak in coherent sentences upon completion of the tasks.

I can see the potential for entire cable television networks dedicated to it, to say nothing of the surefire Olympic medals to be won by device-addicted Millenials.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Oct 18 - 02:27 PM

Some believe that when gluons pair up they develop a reverse momentum of PULL. Which we call gravity


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Oct 18 - 12:33 PM

However, calculating the precise internal properties of pions and other hadrons is extremely difficult and so physicists have not had a good understanding of the contributions of gluons to pion momenta.

We understand the contribution of Gluon to "pion momenta," though it's usually expressed as "pee on" and usually happens quickly (momenta) on the carpet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Oct 18 - 10:58 AM

And Gluon manages to contribute that 30% to the momentum of pions while not taking a break from humping Rap's leg!

Add multi-tasking to the ever-growing list of the cosmic duckdog's multifarious talents!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 18 - 10:00 AM

Aha! It is JUST as I always suspected!

Gluons account for much more pion momentum than previously thought.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Oct 18 - 06:55 PM

Do not vote for the Wilfarts of the world. His ad does look like 90% of the ads that have mushroomed this week, especially his classic gut.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Oct 18 - 02:55 PM

Wow - there's a bright yellow disc in the sky. Haven't seen that in what seem like weeks. It's more like living on the Olympic Penninsula (west side) than North Texas lately.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Oct 18 - 07:31 PM

Good one, LH. And about to be shared (again) widely.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Oct 18 - 04:47 PM

Just how lazy are you???

Sheesh!


Okay, if you insist.

Meet your Senatorial candidate!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Oct 18 - 04:22 PM

make the blue Clicky or I for one won't look


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Oct 18 - 10:35 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_V4lRdtjo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Oct 18 - 09:32 PM

Shane lives!

58,000


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Oct 18 - 07:04 PM

Mom!

Look at all your kids dancing around hemming and hawing and NOT making that 58,000th post!

Don't look at me. I'm not gonna do it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Oct 18 - 06:48 PM

Hey, MOM, I finally cleared off my computer desk enough to actually see the faux wood surface. It's interesting how dust managed to work it's way under and through all of the papers on the surface. This is part of an important dust settling experiment.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Oct 18 - 05:07 PM

The same place Rex was when he was fired by tweet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 17 Oct 18 - 01:29 PM

I, too, wonder
where Rapparee will be when
the thread gets to
58,000 posts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Oct 18 - 06:31 PM

Poor Shane! He can't post here anymore and grab some of that brief glory for himself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Oct 18 - 06:21 PM

! 58,000 ! YIPEE


just pullin a Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 Oct 18 - 05:15 PM

Well, but if Rapparee and his better half stayed at home,
the doctors might get 'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Oct 18 - 10:57 AM

It's alright as long as one does not get attacked by river pirates, varmints, and suchlike.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Oct 18 - 08:37 AM

Cold wet boat trips are second only to river rafting. To each their own.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Oct 18 - 04:42 PM

Stumptown, eh? No trees there, I would assume?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 18 - 11:25 AM

I've sent $25 B&N cards to the nephews and nieces at Christmas for years. NOW they don't think I'm cheap and lazy (though I am).

I think I'm going to enjoy this trip, as we are driving to Stumptown and will visit friends both going and coming back. I know I'll enjoy the river, as long as the blizzards and hurricanes and tsunamis and earthquakes and tornadoes stay far away (say, no closer than central Nebraska).

Amos could have come but he had to make his getaway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Oct 18 - 12:08 AM

Years ago when visiting my aunt in Alberta, Canada, and with a very good exchange rate in place, I bought two Hudson's Bay beaver six-point blankets for the kids. Only now, as my children are in their 20s, do these take on significance. The blankets have been stored in my hall linen cupboard in their original plastic containers for more than 20 years, but finally I sent one to my 26-year-old son in the Pacific NW via my brother, who spent a week during a cross-country drive. When I told my son it's on it's way, he said "cool!" Until now, there was no reaction, or appreciation of the gift of something so mundane as a blanket. But now he has to buy furnishings and he lives in a colder climate. The worm has turned.

This is easily as exciting news as Rapparee's river cruise: I have reached that point in time when the kids understand my gifts, and furthermore, in their view I'm smarter than I was when they were teenagers. This is HUGE!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 18 - 09:46 PM

The Victim of Bray, perhaps, if your doors don't unlock?

Mom, tomorrow we leave this town to go on a cruise up and down the Columbia River. We will also take a jetboat ride up the Snake River, but not all the way through Hell's Canyon. For one thing, there are two hydroelectric dams blocking the way and well as Class 7 rapids.

I'll write when I get time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Oct 18 - 07:58 PM

I want a car that brays like a donkey when I unlock it. :)

(Ah...by saying that I have left myself wide open for witticisms from Rapparee and his ilk!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Oct 18 - 06:25 PM

Hey, BWL, I "chunk" my car door open as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Oct 18 - 04:48 PM

Hi, Mom!

I learned a new word today...

Plip: Verb meaning to unlock a car door using a remote key fob. Derived from the sound most cars make when plipped.

Personal note: my van does not go "plip" when opened. It goes "chunk" (the sound of locks releasing). I suppose that means I will be plipping my wife's car open while chunking my own.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 13 Oct 18 - 03:01 PM

Up we go, MOM.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Oct 18 - 11:12 PM

I never thought envy could become so convoluted.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Oct 18 - 07:43 PM

Please drop in and tell MOM about the Getaway if it occurs to you and you have a minute. And have a lot of fun - you know Amos, this is a gift. Those of us who have survived the Big C recognize that and tend to enjoy events all the more because of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 18 - 01:30 PM

I well recall some of the wonderful writing Lonesome E.J. did from time to time on Mudcat, Amos. He is a world class yarn spinner with a real gift for the writer's craft. And so are you. I have greatly enjoyed reading "Beyond the Cascade" twice now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Oct 18 - 10:30 PM

May you all survive this roundwell, and every forthcoming round ad infinitum. So say all of us.

Just had a wonderful evening eating Bolognese pasta and swapping good songs with Lonesome EJ, Janie and Janie's son Sean, a song artist in his ownright starting up.

Grand times! We pick up our Getaway car tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Oct 18 - 05:58 PM

Hi, Mom!

I've spent the day playing with my new friend Hurricane Michael. We only played Blow Trees Around and Knock Down Limbs. He didn't insist we play rougher games like Uproot Trees and Blow Roofs From Houses. I was glad. I got tired of those games when I played them with his older brothers Ivan and Dennis a few years ago. When I play them, I have to play many games of Patch the Roof and Run the Chainsaw before I've recovered.

I hear Michael did play some pretty rough games with my neighbors 100 miles or so to the east. I hope they feel better soon and that they enjoy their MREs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Oct 18 - 06:48 PM

There is a high end restaurant nearby called Clyde's
The best dressed are seated in the taxidermy dining room, the well dressed go to the horse themed room and casual dressers just go to a room.

Seems backwards no?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Oct 18 - 06:24 PM

True story....

The first time I took Cathy, the young lady who would eventually become my first wife, to dinner at my parents house, we were served steaks from the pronghorn my father had killed the previous fall in Wyoming. All went well until Cathy asked what kind of animal the mounted head on the wall was and Dad told her it was the very creature from which the steak she was eating came. To her credit, she did not become ill. She just turned an interesting shade of green and didn't finish her steak.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 18 - 03:38 PM

The Utah cops used pepper spray and a dog. I hope the dog wasn't sprayed, although it was probably spayed.

The entrance arches for George Washington Memorial Park in Jackson, Wyoming are made of elk antlers. However, these antlers were "sheds" from the National Elk Refuge right outside of town (go in winter and you can ride a sleigh or wagon pulled by horses among the elk). The Boy Scouts there make more than a few thousand bucks a year picking up and selling the sheds every Spring -- the things are desired for everything from dog chews to jewelry to handles. But I too don't see why (apart from a bar or something) folks would buy a mount of anything, from a squirrel to a yeti. Ours Elks Lodge has several mounts of elk -- mounts from elk that were taken over a century ago. An electrical appliance store has full body mounts of cougar, wolf, and others, all of which were taken by the founder prior to the store opening in 1902. Me, I don't have any such things, except for this flying squirrel I shot a few years back. Little sucker was wearing a helmet and goggles, if you can believe it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Oct 18 - 03:01 PM

Growing up my neighbor across the street was a French Olympic archer.
His walls had amazing items displayed but there were no animals.


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