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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 23 Mar 18 - 08:51 AM
Donuel 23 Mar 18 - 03:51 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 Mar 18 - 05:54 PM
keberoxu 23 Mar 18 - 06:31 PM
Rapparee 24 Mar 18 - 10:00 AM
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Donuel 26 Mar 18 - 05:39 AM
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Donuel 28 Mar 18 - 08:32 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 18 - 08:51 AM

Mom! Mom! It's happened! Good news! Wake up, Mom!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Mar 18 - 03:51 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Mar 18 - 05:54 PM

That was odd.

Thank goodness it's Friday, we can forget about it soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 23 Mar 18 - 06:31 PM

Your Imperious Rapturous Rapness,
I know not how the power outages in Massachusetts
were connected to your rental condo in Hawai'i,
but I wish it hadn't happened either.

One of my favorite branches of the library network
suffered flooding in between nor'easters
and had to be closed for a week.

Hope you all recover soon from your respiratory complaints.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 18 - 10:00 AM

People are saying that a thing called "Tiangong-1" will fall out of the sky on April 1, more or less anyway. Please be aware that this is NOT what it purports to be! It is actually the "mother ship" of yet another force, sent by the Galactic Overlord, to crush the courage and determination of Terrans, the rightful owners of what we call "Earth."

TO ARMS!! TO ARMS!! For they are coming to enslave you and turn you into hamburger-on-the-hoof! It's not too late to grab your blaster and FOLLOW ME!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Mar 18 - 11:54 AM

Great. The first big sneeze of spring just hit - the kind that alerts me to the burgeoning pollen count. I need to work outdoors today, so I'll be up to my eyeballs in antihistamines. Unlike MOM, I don't like to work in the garden wearing a bee-keeper's helmet to filter particulates.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 18 - 07:09 PM

AUX ARMES, MES AMIS!!!


For they are coming for us!!!
Car ils viennent pour nous!

Til vopna! Til vopna!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Mar 18 - 09:09 PM

Relax no one is coming for your guns.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 18 - 09:49 PM

No! It's the so-called "Tiagong-1"! Next weekend! Invasion of the Tiagong-snatchers! They MUST NOT SUCCEED!!!! We will not be hamburger on the hoof!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Mar 18 - 05:39 AM

I have it on authority from ancient alien nutritionists that aliens care NOT FOR HUMAN HAMBURGER BUT PREFER BLOOD SMOOTHIES.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 18 - 10:12 AM

Bloody wonderful.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 18 - 09:03 PM

Monocytes view things simplistically. Neutrophils cannot chose a side.

This is all you need to know about blood, unless you're full of hemocyanin, in which case you're a true blue blood!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 18 - 06:17 PM

Words of Wisdom by Amos, from long, long ago:

"The congenital form of methemoglobinemia has an autosomal recessive pattern of inheritance.

Due to a deficiency of the enzyme diaphorase I (NADH methemoglobin reductase), methemoglobin levels rise and the blood of met-Hb patients has reduced oxygen-carrying capacity. Instead of being red in color, the arterial blood of met-Hb patients is brown. This results in the skin of Caucasian patients gaining a bluish hue. Hereditary met-Hb is caused by a recessive gene. If only one parent has this gene, offspring will have normal-hued skin, but if both parents carry the gene there is a chance the offspring will have blue-hued skin.

Another cause of congenital methemoglobinemia is seen in patients with abnormal hemoglobin variants such as hemoglobin M (HbM), or hemoglobin H (HbH), which are not amenable to reduction despite intact enzyme systems.

Methemoglobinemia can also arise in patients with pyruvate kinase deficiency due to impaired production of NADH - the essential cofactor for diaphorase I. Similarly, patients with Glucose-6-phosphate dehydrogenase (G6PD) deficiency may have impaired production of another co-factor, NADPH."

I assume he stole it from somewhere.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Mar 18 - 08:26 PM

Ancient Bramen Hindu knew the secret of becoming true blue bloods.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/internet-sensation-papa-smurf-dies-blue-people-live/story?id=20368758
Everyone can get methemoglobinemia.

Only a few can have the gene... https://www.yahoo.com/gma/fugates-kentucky-skin-bluer-lake-louise-200247843--abc-news.html


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Mar 18 - 09:17 PM

The Blue Hand

Almost 20 years ago my right hand turned blue. Bright blue.
I was alarmed that circulation might be blocked but my hand was warm and fully sensitive without a trace of numbness or pins and needles.
The back of my hand was bluer than my palm. I drank no colloidal silver so it wasn't that. I showed my GP the hand and he sent me immediately to a cardiologist which I thought was overkill. I felt healthy except for a sore lower back and smoking side effects.

The doctor was totally stumped. I went home and looked for any causes on my own. It turned darker blue as if I had a ring that was really a hor-crux but I wore no rings. It was then I noticed my hand became bluer after a shower. Gradually it spread to my neck and I was getting nervous.

My back was not getting any better either. I noticed I was bracing my back with my hand or just tucked in in the back of my waistband. That was it. The washing machine confirmed my suspicion, it was the new shirt from K Mart made in Bangladesh that had a dye that was activated by water. It rubbed off invisibly but water would set the dye to turn blue. I went back to the store and bought more of the identical shirts. Alcohol would not activate the dye, only water.

I still have the fine particles of the invisible dye suspended in alcohol. Since then there has been only one occasion when a certain brother in law got a Xmas present from Santa of a nice bottle of after shave.

Yours truly Donuel


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 18 - 11:27 PM

I am reminded of my late little brother, Willamundgren. He loved carrots and beets and tomatoes and ate far too many. His skin turned orange from carotenosis, which is not so terrible except that you turn orange. Poor kid! One fine spring day he was playing in the backyard, happy as a lamb in springtime, and he vanished. Later, evidence showed that he was mistaken for a giant carrot and eaten by the Easter Bunny. In retaliation we always devoured our chocolate rabbits in the most brutishd, disgusting, ways imaginable.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 28 Mar 18 - 11:40 AM

Rapparee and comrades,
you will note that it is April 1, known as April Fool's Day,
when the sky is to fall.
Remember Chicken Little.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Mar 18 - 08:11 PM

Hi, Mom!

I bought a new gas can for my lawnmower. It has safety features that were mandated since the last time I bought such a thing. I must admit, it is VERY safe!

What makes it so safe is that it's such a pain in the ass to use that it makes me want to trade in all my gas-powered tools for rechargeable electrics! Then, the can will no longer be a pain in the ass and the risk of setting myself on fire will still be pretty near zero.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Mar 18 - 08:32 PM

In another true story, I knew a girl named Katy who had ventured to Maui-Hawaii with no income and lived off the land eating mostly Mangos off the trees. 2 years later she made it back to NY as orange and tanned as Trump after a spray job.

Keb, I create sci fi and mysteries but my first person narratives are true and not meant to fool anyone. Rap's grandiose shtick is happily my polar opposite. Amos is the poet emeritus and the remainder of BS posts are snoratives or outrage.

PS I write rapidly compared only to Stephen Hawking.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Mar 18 - 09:57 AM

#REALDONALDTRUMP: Donuel: SAD. Earned a visit from Certain People. Too bad, so SAD. Visit coming soon.

Snatched the above from Twitter or whatever its called. Thought it should be memorialized somewhere.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Mar 18 - 07:53 PM

the remainder of BS posts are snoratives or outrage - perhaps, but someone has to keep boosting Mom's immense girth back up to the top of the page. If a few words will do the same job as a master's thesis, sobeit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Mar 18 - 10:10 PM

Posts from the Past:

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed - PM
Date: 15 Dec 03 - 09:49 AM

As allus yore kingliness, you are correct and all knowing and yore judgements are just and well contrived. Order is restored to the Kingdom as the Royal swans pluck my duck-like eyeballs from their sockets like ripe olives.

Tweed
BlindDuck of Mississippi

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu - PM
Date: 14 Dec 03 - 08:38 PM

I am constantly reminded of the brilliantly wise choice I made in choosing Sir Tweed as my Royal KOTROT & First Duck!
It is apparent That he studies my every proclamation word for word with his razor sharp insight to be certain that he understands his King's intents & wishes.

How sharp he is to immediately catch the subliminal message in my lowercase "ilk"!!!

Truly, I was temporarily tempted to remove the title of "KNOWER OF THINGS" from that fupped duck idiot BWL & bestow it upon the deserving Tweed!

However, I perceived the gratitude of BWL when he received a simple,
yet meaningful bit of attention from his King! Therefore, I will allow BWL to keep his esteemed position!

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Mar 18 - 08:42 AM

In the real world the bizarreness has reached a crescendo that has cracked the sky wide open. After a hapless self sabotage of the King's legal wench matters, finally the King's lawyer's, lawyer's lawyer may have blundered into a case with standing and a real possibility of winning after being nearly pecked to death in court.

The inspired devised lawsuit is to sue God. Although God is a flight risk when the dust settles, the King can be found blameless.

For those who buy into God (caveat emptor) there is a phrase that holds the world of man and insurance companies free of all responsibility. The King's 'Crack' legal team is currently researching to find that phrase and statute but as of yet to no avail.

Please send money to the King's defensefund.com

Keb what happened to April fools day 3 days ago. Oh I get it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Mar 18 - 10:24 AM

This is all any of us needs today:

Helen Mirren reads Tennyson's "Ulysses" to Stephen Colbert.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Mar 18 - 11:27 AM

Thank you but


If only what we all need is a reminder of great mythic heroism in our lives and in our past, then we would have seen the heroism and true human emotion of Obama and not selected a licentious automaton couch potato for a replacement.

In an amoral world heroism is reduced to a number, an AR-15, an accomplishment without cause, without reason like the Los Vegas 60.

Competition won or lost has rendered even evil banal. If won the ends justify the means and if lost, it wasn't fair.

We the sane few see the diseased insane patients declaring the doctors fatally ill. As in mythic times we will pay with our lives but all our current words lost in an electromagnetic burst.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Mar 18 - 11:45 AM

edit; and all our words - But all our words


Fixed, but this is left in place to not disturb Mom's post count.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Mar 18 - 02:45 PM

I believe;
to have a friend, a man must be one.
    that all men are created equal and that everyone has within himself the power to make this a better world.
    that God put the firewood there, but that every man must gather and light it himself.
    in being prepared physically, mentally, and morally to fight when necessary for that which is right.
    that a man should make the most of what equipment he has.
    that 'this government of the people, by the people, and for the people' shall live always.
    that men should live by the rule of what is best for the greatest number.
    that sooner or later...somewhere...somehow...we must settle with the world and make payment for what we have taken.
    that all things change but truth, and that truth alone, lives on forever.
    in my Creator, my country, my fellow man.

The Lone Rap Ranger Credo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Mar 18 - 07:31 AM

I thought that this Post From The Past deserved a replay:

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Mrs. Bee - PM
Date: 12 May 03 - 04:14 PM

Dear People of The Mudcat Cafe,

As you can see, I am not a member of your, purportedly, folk music forum. I am, in fact, the wife of one of your members - a fellow who calls himself "Bee-dubya-ell". I am posting here to ask you to please release my poor husband from the peculiar power that this particular thread, "The Mother of All BS Threads" seems to exert over him.

It all began about a week ago when I began to hear keystrokes and chuckles coming from the other room. Within a few nights the chuckles had been replaced by sounds similar to those emitted by a braying jackass. Then, just a couple of nights ago, I heard an uproar and went to investigate, only to find that my poor husband had flung open the front door and was rolling in the leaf litter while laughing uncontrollably. Well, at that point, I made him show me this particular thread and I must admit to having read the first hundred or so posts. However, I absolutely fail to see what the attraction is. Some wacko from Tupelo pretending to be a king. A fellow Hoosier who unmercifully slaughters the English language. A Canadian who worships William Shatner. A San Diegan that only William F. Buckley could understand. And what in the hell is a Spaw? The only participant who seems to have any sense is Artbrooks who, incidentally, is the only one whom I have actually met in the flesh.

Even after reading this exercise in extended drivel I was willing to just accept that my husband's apparent fixation on this thread is relatively harmless... until last night. My poor husband came to bed at about two o'clock in the morning with an idiot grin on his face and immediately fell asleep. Within minutes he began to have nightmares and cry out in his sleep, "Buzzards! Porta-potties! Ducks! Coots! Sea gulls! Armadillos! Walmart! Lariat! Idjit! Bullshit!". I tried to wake him, but to no avail. I shook him vigorously only to have him mutter, "Nor of things!" or something like that.

People, I am at the end of my rope. I am afraid that if this behavior on the part of my once normal husband does not cease I may be forced to take drastic action. I noticed from what I did read of this thread that some forum members have apparently found cures for their bizarre behaviors at someplace called the NYCFTTS, whatever that stands for. If you think my husband could benefit from a brief stay there, please send details.

Thank you for your indulgence.

Mrs. Bee


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 31 Mar 18 - 04:14 PM

Acme... "This is all any of us needs today:..."

Thanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 Mar 18 - 04:28 PM

Don, please examine the last few lines of that epic poem:

We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.


I think this speaks directly to the old fart contingent keeping MOM abreast of events in the world. We may not have the muscle of our younger days, be we have the endurance and the will.

Speaking of which, I hope Amos drops in soon to share his exploits in the heroic heart vs nasty ol' cancer wars.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 31 Mar 18 - 07:30 PM

Hey gnu! Thanks for posting at all at all!

Well, by this time tomorrow,
I ought to know if Rapparee was correct
and whether or not
I ought to have Til vopna'd.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Apr 18 - 12:14 AM

Dear Mom,

In the year 2000, virtually the entire population of the world was plagued by the question, "Who let the dogs out?" It was hard to work in an office. ride a bus, or walk down the street without someone asking "Who let the dogs out?"   Well, after eighteen years of silence on the matter, I have decided to unburden my soul and admit that it was, in fact, I who let them out. All of 'em. Big dogs and little dogs. Dachshunds and Dalmatians. I just opened the doors and let 'em out!

There, I feel much better now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Apr 18 - 09:41 AM

Happy Easter, Mom!

We are preparing for our annual Easter egg hunt. The guns are all cleaned and loaded, ready to do battle with the vicious little multi-colored bastards.

I must admit to being a bit concerned about this year's hunt. I gave the .270 Weatherby to my nephew, so I don't have any high-powered rifles. But I have 12 gauge shotguns loaded with 00 buckshot and rifled slugs. Hopefully, they'll do the job. If not, I may be making my next post from a hospital bed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Apr 18 - 11:42 AM

Bee-dub, By the smell of my shoe you are correct.

Acme, Tennyson's emotional
version of E Pluribus Unum is not lost on me.
We are in the penultimate generational and demographic battle for Democracy.
White supremacist Nazis ARE being targeted and assisted by foreign powers to accentuate chaos and weaken the west. Your enemy is foreign and domestic.

It will take courage to face down Sinclair Broadcast Group, Trump corrupt Evangelists, Russia and the violent right wing Nazi wannabes.

As a hypnotist I have told you that hypnosis and propaganda is more powerful than you know and how it is relatively invisible.

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/how-americas-largest-local-tv-owner-turned-its-news-anc-1824233490


I have been the warning sign post for a decade. Whether we use our yin or the students today use their yang, the war is here, it is existential and it is dangerous.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Apr 18 - 08:06 PM

Well, Mom, we had an eventful Easter egg hunt. An overzealous young egg hunter mistakenly shot what appeared to be the Easter Bunny, thinking it was an elaborately decorated egg. But, upon closer inspection, it turned out to be the White Rabbit from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. So, it looks like we'll be able to have Easter again next year, though the exact repercussions of the White Rabbit's demise for Lewis Carroll fans and scholars are unclear.

Anyway, we harvested a few dozen good-sized Easter eggs and the guys are busy gutting and skinning them as we speak. Looks like it's gonna be egg salad and rabbit stew for supper.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Apr 18 - 08:45 PM

Just a quiet day here. Had the usual Easter dinner, no eggs. Not even chocolate (we finished the chocolates yesterday). No peeps, not fried or microwaved or roasted or raw. Just lots and lots of laundry. And oh yes, I gave treats to the dogs next door twice and the pit bull (brown, Maggie) was quite happy about it.

I did have my renewal class for a Concealed Carry permit yesterday (I don't have to take it, but it reminds me of the responsibilities of owning firearms). Part of it was to shoot 98 (legislature mandated: not 100, not 95, but 98) rounds. The class ran from 8 am to 4:30 pm, most of which was class time. But in the shooting part the targets were only at about 20 feet. So I shot out the bulls-eye, turned in my target and went home, while other students gaped. I have no plans at all to carry a concealed weapon save for my razor-sharp wit. As I said, I take the course for reasons different than most.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Apr 18 - 10:01 PM

I have been authorized by the Idaho Legion to release the following:

Using its proprietary and tippy-top secret non-violent, wildlife friendly, free range, all-natural, energy-conserving "Push 'Em Away" technological breakthrough, the Idaho Legion is proud to announce that the "Chinese Satellite" has been diverted to a crash-and-burn landing in the South Pacific Ocean.

As far as is known, no animals were harmed in this saving of the planet Earth, although several houses near the Legion Hovel had to be evacuated and the local fire department was forced to deploy several very large smoke extractors due to a stench in the area of the Hovel.

Anyone wishing to contribute to this technology is urged to send bottles and bottles of minty-flavored mouthwash to the Idaho Legion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Apr 18 - 07:00 AM

Bull... our local Fox news says the Chinese space station hit just off the beach to the south of Mara Lago. Trump has tweeted that it was an assassination attempt and plans to use Hubble to "accidentally" take out Beijing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Apr 18 - 09:26 PM

Oh, Mom! Poor Mom! Flung by the wayside, a mere twelve hours, more or less, from falling into the abyss! Come, take my hand and I shall once more lift you to the heights to which you belong!

Look! Shining there above! It is Mom!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Apr 18 - 11:03 AM

I rather enjoyed "Who Let the Dogs Out"
but then I didn't watch videos or television at the time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Apr 18 - 11:24 PM

Have you ever wondered what color underwear Mom wears?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Apr 18 - 09:16 AM

no...well now I did.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Apr 18 - 09:34 AM

One does not pry into one's mother's undergarments! The very idea! It smacks of the worst of that awful Viennese, Dr. Sigmund Freud!

However, I have seen them on the clothesline and I assure you that they are quite appropriate for a lady such as Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 Apr 18 - 10:26 AM

The clothesline. That reminds me of an English hit tune:

I love you, I love you, I love you almighty
I wish my pyjamas were next to your nightie
Now don't get excited and don't be misled
I meant, on the clothesline
and not in the bed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Apr 18 - 11:12 PM

That's the first step, K!

One day this week I realized it was my mom's birthday, but she passed away many years ago. A sad moment of reflection followed, but also the realization that she would be pleased as punch at how her grandchildren have turned out. So much I would have liked to have shared over these years.

A friend of mine tried for many years to have a child, and 15 months ago finally delivered a healthy little girl. It has been a delight to watch her navigate the challenges of parenthood, and as an older parent starting out, she had thought about this a lot and done her research. Easter for a toddler - the eggs held many things but few had candy. She is my hairdresser, and several times a year her tip is in the form of a handful of the one dollar coins because she likes to put those in Easter eggs also.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 18 - 09:10 AM

I was examining my brother's then-new shotgun and up toddled his son, very new to walking and talking. He said to me, "Daddy's tools. Don't touch." Later, his mother and grandmother were working on something together and the young one said what sounded like, "Otdamsobish!" Grandma: "Did he say what I think he said?" Mother: "I think he's either going to grow to like the taste of soap or his father's going to clean up his act."

My brother and his wife were older parents.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 18 - 09:15 AM

Once again he rides to the rescue!

"Hi-ho, Sliver! Away!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 06 Apr 18 - 09:40 PM

Sliver !?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 18 - 10:23 PM

Wooden horse. Kinda splintery.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Apr 18 - 02:44 PM

The 'cat is hobbling along but I snuck in the secret back entrance to give MOM a boost. (I have a library in my house with shelves that swing open to reveal a secret passage. I used that.)


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